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Offline Clattypats

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« on: December 04, 2018, 01:15:03 am »
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Short notice booking this weekend...I've seen her before
..fast comms but not that precise...

Anyway,hotel in City Centre...Got Room number and was let in...Good looking girl...Profile I think is accurate enough...

P/work out the road then got undressed for a quick shower..Then her phone goes off...It's a punter...She'll be 15 mins (my booking is 30)...Not a good start for me, but I'll have my paid for time..

Anyway...Out shower and onto bed for some FK, then "Mind my tits"...Don't do this, don't do that...OWO next.. "Mind, no CIM" It's on her LL, but I can live without it...and I'm not gonna Cum 5 mins into a booking anyway...

Next up mish...Where I'm told to take it easy in variations...Doggy next, followed by prone bone, then I couldn't be arsed 20 mins into the booking...Went back to mish, with her shit attempts at dirty talk, and came in the bag...Phew...

Asked where to dispose of the used condom..The bin was literally overflowing ...I'm not squeemish...But the way decent Escorts work...Is...The next punter shouldn't know anyone has been there before him...

A disastrous booking off of a WG that should know how to space out bookings by now, but didn't...Would never see again!...

Offline Grimer

« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2018, 01:29:40 am »
Good review Clatty. Must have seen her 2 negs. Aw profile already down.

Bin being filled with used comdoms actual rank... Was she like that before with all the "no this no that" when you seen her previously?

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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2018, 01:44:29 am »
Quote from: Grimer on December 04, 2018, 01:29:40 am
Good review Clatty. Must have seen her 2 negs. Aw profile already down.

Bin being filled with used comdoms actual rank... Was she like that before with all the "no this no that" when you seen her previously?
No...comms were bad before...But I won't wear Bullshit service...WGs, if they have a fucking clue, should know how to leave a turnover time between bookings...There's no excuse for it otherwise... :hi:

Edit: The bin was overflowing with wipes...Not condoms as such, that I seen... :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: December 04, 2018, 01:47:06 am by Clattypats »

Offline DickDiver

« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2018, 07:25:54 am »
From the urban dictionary.

Hot Pocket: The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest.

Sorry you had a shit punt Clatty

Offline bluelion8884

« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2018, 12:23:28 pm »
Cheers for the heads up, was actually thinking about a booking last week.

Offline Warden51

« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2019, 11:55:02 pm »
Thanks for the review Clatty.  Saved me from a bad start to my punting this year. 

Offline The Man With No Name

« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2019, 03:38:13 pm »
Always got the impression she was a bit of a crude revolving door act.

Comments straight from the horses' mouth such as "I'm not working, I'm still at home with the kids" and "I've stopped for tonight after being on all day, but will be starting at 7am tomorrow, hun" very much suggested it. This simply confirms it.
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