Author Topic: _x_Ana_x_massage - what's the hype?  (Read 2669 times)


33 review(s) for _x_Ana_x_Massage  (20 positive, 8 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Waterhouse]

Offline shalombaghia20

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Saw her a few weeks ago. There's been a recent spate of reviews which says she is amazing, I frankly don't get the hype, which you'll notice if you ever attempt to book her has been keeping her rather busy.

GIRL
Chubby Polish girl. Tanned. Has bit of a Miss Piggy look about her. You can see face pics if you see the older reviews on this site.
Talks for the world.
Attractive - yes, but not to the level other guys have made out. A lot has been said about her arse as well. But while it is large, it lacks the shape to be a truly wonderful one. It's just bigger bones, not more flesh.
Tits are pointy, chubby stomach, round face.

SERVICE
Massage terrible. She starts you off on the massage table, then moves to the bed. Uses a very cheap oil. I complained to her about the smell and stickiness of the oil, which she just ignored.
She think rubbing her tits on my back somehow constitutes a massage (bare in mind I specifically said I want a 20 minute proper massage before getting onto the B2B stuff). Basically don't go there thinking you're gonna get a good massage (seeing that she doesn't offer sex anymore - it is 50% of what is on offer so I don't understand why she can't make an effort to make it a good one).

Oral was atrocious too. Sucks it like your college girlfriend, not really sure what to do.

The only reason I give it a Neutral and not a negative is because she is actually a friendly person, and on the sensual side of things - kissing, stroking, passionate stares - she is top notch. It's a shame she's not consistent.

PREMISES
10 minute walk from ilford station. Nice, clean and cosy inside.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2018, 08:06:15 pm by shalombaghia20 »

Offline Guesswork

I think you get similar minded guys visiting a 'new girl' based on reviews and are pleased with the service hence the ball keeps rolling.

There was a lot of Baltic reviews a while back and that's died down. Plus it seems on the back of a few so-so reviews.

I had a great time with her, so she got a positive from me, but I did spot that her massage skills weren't up to much so went more down the route of a bit of massage with kissing, cuddling and oral. Hence I referred to it as a more GFE massage rather than a sensual one.

Sometimes you've got to pick apart reviews to see what parts are tailored for you and nobody out there appeals to everyone I guess.

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All of our experiences and VFM considerations are subjective.

It didn't take me 10 minutes to walk from the station and I thought the street was dodgy as fuck (and I live in Hackney).

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I think what people need to be more bothered about is what the last reviewer referred to as "bum relief" in his, ie her using her big arse to bring him off.  Given she is possibly using that arse on cocks daily, then a load of regular man essence between her cheeks aint gonna be hygeinic (not far off barebacking)  :scare: :vomit:

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I think what people need to be more bothered about is what the last reviewer referred to as "bum relief" in his, ie her using her big arse to bring him off.  Given she is possibly using that arse on cocks daily, then a load of regular man essence between her cheeks aint gonna be hygeinic (not far off barebacking)  :scare: :vomit:

Lol . Oh dear , the protection was on , her sexy panties were on , thanks for the tip , but my tip stays in Johnny

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Lol . Oh dear , the protection was on , her sexy panties were on , thanks for the tip , but my tip stays in Johnny

Good to hear, though a few of us were mystified what constituted "bum relief"! As I said in my review, she did use her arse cheeks on my erect cock and it was near the wrong un'.

Offline pewpewpew

This is why you have to read the content of the reviews, not just look at the number of positives. One man's diahrea is another man's gravy and vice versa or whatever that saying is

Offline punk

All of our experiences and VFM considerations are subjective.

It didn't take me 10 minutes to walk from the station and I thought the street was dodgy as fuck (and I live in Hackney).

Depending on which part of Hackney.That's saying some thing.

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I think what people need to be more bothered about is what the last reviewer referred to as "bum relief" in his, ie her using her big arse to bring him off.  Given she is possibly using that arse on cocks daily, then a load of regular man essence between her cheeks aint gonna be hygeinic (not far off barebacking)  :scare: :vomit:

The correct term of bum relief is "hot dogging".  :sarcastic:

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The correct term of bum relief is "hot dogging".  :sarcastic:

Sounds like a homo orgy.

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Depending on which part of Hackney.That's saying some thing.

I think you'll understand if I don't give out my postcode and CV. Needless to say there's kebab shops and estates all around me.

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I think you'll understand if I don't give out my postcode and CV. Needless to say there's kebab shops and estates all around me.

Didn't expect you too. Especially the CV.

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Didn't expect you too. Especially the CV.

I have the professional letters FTCM after my name and I'm a time served apprentice in RO.

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I have the professional letters FTCM after my name and I'm a time served apprentice in RO.

Your hired.

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Your hired.

Thanks for reminding me the Apprentice is on tonight!

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I have the professional letters FTCM after my name and I'm a time served apprentice in RO.

Full Time Cock Merchant?

Fan of Traditional Chinese Medicine?

Fumbles Titties of Comely Masseuses?

Frantically Tries to Chase Masseuses?

Fucks Tits Cunts and Mouths?

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Full Time Cock Merchant?

Fan of Traditional Chinese Medicine?

Fumbles Titties of Comely Masseuses?

Frantically Tries to Chase Masseuses?

Fucks Tits Cunts and Mouths?

Fellow of Traditional Chinese Massage!

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Fellow of Traditional Chinese Massage!

Fornicator of Tasty Chinese Matriarchs

is more apt.