External Link/Members OnlySaw her a few weeks ago. There's been a recent spate of reviews which says she is amazing, I frankly don't get the hype, which you'll notice if you ever attempt to book her has been keeping her rather busy.
GIRLChubby Polish girl. Tanned. Has bit of a Miss Piggy look about her. You can see face pics if you see the older reviews on this site.
Talks for the world. Attractive - yes, but not to the level other guys have made out. A lot has been said about her arse as well. But while it is large, it lacks the shape to be a truly wonderful one. It's just bigger bones, not more flesh.
Tits are pointy, chubby stomach, round face.
SERVICEMassage terrible. She starts you off on the massage table, then moves to the bed. Uses a very cheap oil. I complained to her about the smell and stickiness of the oil, which she just ignored.
She think rubbing her tits on my back somehow constitutes a massage (bare in mind I specifically said I want a 20 minute proper massage before getting onto the B2B stuff). Basically don't go there thinking you're gonna get a good massage (seeing that she doesn't offer sex anymore - it is 50% of what is on offer so I don't understand why she can't make an effort to make it a good one).
Oral was atrocious too. Sucks it like your college girlfriend, not really sure what to do.
The only reason I give it a Neutral and not a negative is because she is actually a friendly person, and on the sensual side of things - kissing, stroking, passionate stares - she is top notch. It's a shame she's not consistent.
PREMISES10 minute walk from ilford station. Nice, clean and cosy inside.
