Manchester Parlour Websites

[hockogrockle]

Am I just getting old and grumpy (I am!), or are the majority of Manchester parlour websites a complete waste of time? This City must have a higher percentage of parlours with websites than almost anywhere else. However, my experience has typically been that the site has photographs of Amy, Bethany, Chloe and Dawn, the rota has four different girls: (say) Erica, Fiona, Gilly  and Hannah, and when you call there are two girls on, callled Ingrid and Jenny. What it means is that nobody has bothered to update the site since Tony Blair was Prime Minister. What is the point of this? And what is the point of pixellating the girls so much that it is quite impossible to gauge their general appearance? (On second thoughts, that's probably the idea.)
And the final bit of this rant: what is the point of writing generic drivel about the girls, of the "a sexy little minx who..." blah blah blah variety? Surely, what the customers want to know is the services that the lady offers. Some sites are good at this. Too many are useless.
Come on Manchester parlours! Update your sites! You know who you are!

[pilgrim]

I always thought that Sandys was quite good but they are a bit slow on updating the FRs from Pro$$ie Natter and the negative ones seem to be forgotten about.  New girls seem to have this nack of getting an outstanding FR full of praise and glowing comments soon after they start.

The photos and descriptions are accurate.  As for services, I think their webmaster should list which girls charge for extras.  Many will do services for free/part of the overall charge whereas others want extra cash for everything.

Feel free to name and shame the parlours you are refering too.  I spoke out against Sandys on the auto-censored and got a reprimand.

[hockogrockle]

How about Ladybirds, High society Girls, Scarletts, Bolton Babes and Salon 38 for starters?
(And note I was careful to say that some parlours both keep the girls and the rota up to date and provide useful information on them.) "o si sic omnes!"- from which you will gather I am old enough to have done Latin at school, unfortunately.)

[londonmaxxy]

Sheridans & TJ's have had issues for ages too.
Jackies & Karens & Cosmopolitan no site at all??

Samanthas/ La Maison/Sandys  are the only ones I would 'rely ' on'.
A lot of the other rotas,pics,ages or descriptions are either out of date or off beam as mentioned above a lot of the time.
Don't see the point in a full site if they can't update it- might as well just list the phone number & postcode.

[hockogrockle]

Is TJ's still around? I haven't been able to get their site up at all since Christmas. Is it just me?

[londonmaxxy]

Yes..They have a new site..part finished & live.
Not the best still & Google is not picking it up by the looks of it.
According to the Manch board they're extending as well.
try in a new browser & it might work.

[londonmaxxy]

tjs:
External Link/Members Only

[Gordo987]

Manchester parlour websites have been crap for ages. Typically, they show a daily rota but none of the girs listed have either descriptions or photos - take TJs Thursday rota for example. You can look through the galleries and see a girl you fancy, but most of the time she's not listed in the rota Not done a parlour for ages. EE girls are cheaper and at least you can see what you're getting.

[londonmaxxy]

yup.
I don't got to Sandys but La Maison/Samanthas & KSG are the only ones i would pay much attention to in terms of descriptions/ accuracy

[Gordo987]

Just seen Diamond Dollz on Cheetham Hill Road (was it called something else?) advertised in the Metro. I might give it a whirl.

[londonmaxxy]

Not sure if it was something else- some decent pics on the site though, not seen that one before.
That Brazilian today looks tempting but I'm down south !
Also open all night at weekends by the look  of it

[hockogrockle]

I think some of the Diamond Dollz pictures look fishy, myself. Does the same girl appear more than once? They look like library shots to me. And if you look at the rota, you'll see that, in reality ony 4 out of the 12 girls are actually working (this week at least). No real information about the girls and what they offer. Just generic crap.
I think the lalce is new. A look on Google Street View (which did a fairly recent survey) shows it as a derelict building. So the website ought to be up to date.
Changing the subject, another "name and shame" website is Christina's Palace, which has featured the same girls for what seems like years. On my only visit, neither of the two girls on duty looked the remotest bit like anybody on the site. The one I chose was pretty rubbish, too: a heavily-built and surly Eastern European Hence my non-return.

[londonmaxxy]

Yeah the rota looks shit, but the pics of the rooms look real?
Not seen any reports on it yet.
never went to Christina's here.
I think the ones with a lot of foreign girls fudge the descriptions/nationalities anyway. .'Spanish
'Instead of romanian etc.
All in their mid- 20's 
infinity,the retreat,bentleys have a high % of non - uk workers, so all vague.
Had some good pros at cosmopolitan though,which has no site at all.

[hockogrockle]

And another "name and shame". A parlour opened in Rochdale in the second half of last year called "Infinitys" (which seems a bit of an impudence, seeing that there is already an "Infinity" in the Greater Manchester area). They put a "test" website up well before they opened, with what they admitted were library photographs of random women. They have been open for about three months now, and the same photos are still there. If you click on the mugshot, you are linked to a vague profile with no photos at all of the lady concerned. Lazy, stupid and dishonest, in my view. I wonder how long the place will last?

[londonmaxxy]

Yeah seems an odd set up that one.. I saw the original advertising too.No real  rota on the site. Called up & only seems to have one on per day..again mainly foreign women & I bet are much older than she described on the phone.The georgian is still going in Oldham as well though i assume that survives on regulars as it's been there for years. 

[londonmaxxy]

I meant to add- reading the tweets of some of the pros that work in these all - night places with poor websites; they get a lot of stag do's , guys from casinos /nights out pissed or coked up.Easy work for them if a little scary & often they can't get it up anyway . But hence they feature well on Google search for visitors & impulse visits.. advertising  in loot & the Sun etc.
I think the locals stick to the places with proper sites & reports or AW regular indys

[Gordo987]

Yeah seems an odd set up that one.. I saw the original advertising too.No real  rota on the site. Called up & only seems to have one on per day..again mainly foreign women & I bet are much older than she described on the phone.The georgian is still going in Oldham as well though i assume that survives on regulars as it's been there for years.

Last time I was at the Georgian (about six or seven months ago) they claimed to have about five girls on and I would 'meet' them all and choose which one I wanted. In the event, I only saw two, and one of them was just about to join another punter in a room. The other was a tall-ish skinny blonde who more-or-less offered herself on a take it or leave it basis. She was OK and I fucked her (of course), but it would have been nice to have been given a choice. Not been since.

[Mr Farkyhars]

That TJs website is a joke, they can't even decide how to spell Channel's name

[Tony Montana]

Sandys set s a very high standard and very few others come close.

[SamEric]

In my admittedly limited experience, The Retreat in Chorlton and LaMaison have highly functional websites with accurate photos and up to date rota. And more importantly both have gorgeous enthusiastic girls!

[Gordo987]

Sandys set s a very high standard and very few others come close.

Wow Lex, it's not like you to be touting for Sandys 

[whiterussian]

Sandy's doesn't need touts, its busy enough because they have the fittest girls working for them.
Its not rocket science

[Gordo987]

Sandy's doesn't need touts, its busy enough because they have the fittest girls working for them.
Its not rocket science

Oh, and there I was thinking that claiming that Sandy's 'have the fittest girls' was also touting. After all, it's a bit of an exaggerated claim. Everybody know that the fittest girls in Manchester are all independents, and the fittest parlour girls work at Sheridans and Cheshire Incalls. 

"not rocket science"? how old are you, about fourteen? 

[Tony Montana]

Wow Lex, it's not like you to be touting for Sandys 

What's your problem?

[Gordo987]

What's your problem?

Touts, that's my problem

[Tony Montana]

Touts, that's my problem

Well you forgot to add the personal insult and swearing in order to give your post additional credibility.

[bigsoftie]

I don't tout or advertise for anyone but I really think there is a point to be made that sandys yes has some very very pretty girls working for them and the place is immaculate  so its my first port of call. Im not a seasoned punter but iv been possibly 6/7 times never had a bad experience there.

[hockogrockle]

Since I last posted on this thread, the place in Rochdale that had given itself the silly name of "Infinity's" has gone out of business, after less than six months as a going concern. The website has been replaced by a message saying "Owing to unexpected.. etc etc."
Which presumably means they were visited by the GMP, or that two large men in in dark glasses turned up and told them that the boss of Infinity was not at all happy about the closeness of the two names, and they didn't want to have an accidental fire, did they?
By the way, Baileys in Rochdale has updated its website and now keeps its rota bang up to date. One to come off the "name and shame" list. 

[londonmaxxy]

Don't know what happened to the Oldham place- seemed odd from the start that one..
Yes Baileys site looks a lot better- though the rota wasn't working for me?  Maybe not updated today yet.
Samanthas have updated theirs too...bit neater.

[Gordo987]

Suggestion - how about a thread where punters could provide info about up-to-date sites and/or info about parlours and brothels in the NW? 

[threechilliman]

Agree with Gordo. Is there a comprehensive list somewhere for newbies like me?

[hockogrockle]

Sorry. In my post earlier today, I put "Infinity's" in Rochdale. As has been pointed out it was in Oldham. Not that it matters. it has gone.

[londonmaxxy]

Hah- I knew what you meant!
Think it would be useful to have a list as long as it's not 'advertising' .
I'm guessing but think there'd be 15- 25 sites of very varying quality.

[threechilliman]

Names and postcodes would be fine. I/we can do our own research from there. Then I can rule out those that are outside my area and concentrate on those within.

[con-a-ser]

And another "name and shame". A parlour opened in Rochdale in the second half of last year called "Infinitys" (which seems a bit of an impudence, seeing that there is already an "Infinity" in the Greater Manchester area). They put a "test" website up well before they opened, with what they admitted were library photographs of random women. They have been open for about three months now, and the same photos are still there. If you click on the mugshot, you are linked to a vague profile with no photos at all of the lady concerned. Lazy, stupid and dishonest, in my view. I wonder how long the place will last?

It seems to have closed & is for sale
It is still open & is probably the cleanest parlour that is open of a night

[con-a-ser]

Sandy's doesn't need touts, its busy enough because they have the fittest girls working for them.
Its not rocket science

Sandys used to be good & very competative with places like TWL & WFB but it as now became a victim of its own success
with 12-14 girls a day in two premises & seem to set the industry standard as girls seem to think if they make it to sandys they are like premiership footballers

[con-a-ser]

Names and postcodes would be fine. I/we can do our own research from there. Then I can rule out those that are outside my area and concentrate on those within.

You mean something like

A Apartment Heaven Various phone for address.  Manchester M 0161 789 6433 External Link/Members Only 
A Apartment One 1 Lord St Denton Manchester M34 2PL  0161 336 3763  No Details at this time.
A Aphrodite, Unit 2 A Harrowby Street, Farnworth, Bolton, BL4 7BU 01204 572743 External Link/Members Only
B Baileys (formerly AJs) 25A Drake street  Rochdale OL16 1RX 01706 711100 External Link/Members Only
B Bentleys 14 Little Lever Street City centre Manchester M1 1LN 0161 236 0001 External Link/Members Only   
C Chelsea's 232 Liverpool Road  Eccles Manchester M30 0PF 0161 707 6898  No Details at this time. (lancs massage chain)
C Cheshire Incalls 155A Bury New Road  Whitefield Manchester External Link/Members Only 
C Cheshire Incalls  Various phone for address.  Manchester CH 0161 876 0280 External Link/Members Only 
C Chloe's Health Studio  768 Oldham Road Failsworth Manchester M 0161 681 1855  No Details at this time.
C Cloud 9 56 Swan Street  City centre  Manchester M 0161 819 2898  No Details at this time.     
G Galaxy 2 Elmsmere Road  Burnage Manchester M20 6LF 0161 445 2207 No Details at this time.
G Gemini 13 Bury Road  Radcliffe Bury M26 2UG 0161 723 5430 External Link/Members Only 
G Gallery (The) 145 Liverpool Road  Cadishead Manchester M44 6BY 0161 777 6745 External Link/Members Only 
G Georgian (The) 8 - 10 Waterloo Street   Oldham OL 0161 628 5722 External Link/Members Only 
H Hazel's 184 Windsor Road Coppice  Oldham OL 0161 624 3371  No Details at this time.
I Indulge2 10 King Street  Dunkinfield Manchester SK16 4JQ 0161 343 3344 External Link/Members Only 
I Infinity, 819 Ashton Old Road, Manchester M11 2NL 0161 223 5512 External Link/Members Only
I Illusions 69 Lever Street   Bolton BL3 2AB 01204 366395  No Details at this time.
J Jackie's 943a Stockport Road  Levenshulme Manchester M 0161 225 4228  External Link/Members Only 
K Karen's 1 48 Broom Lane  Levenshulme Manchester M 0161 442 3113 External Link/Members Only   
K Karma Sutra (ex Charlottes) 743a Wilmslow Rd.  Didsbury Manchester M20 6RN  External Link/Members Only   
K Katie's Radcliffe (Address on appointment) Radcliffe Bury M 07939 549069 No Details at this time.
L Ladybirds 309b Palatine Road  Nothenden Manchester M22 4HN 0161 945 1962 External Link/Members Only 
L Lady Jane's 348 Oldham Road  Failsworth Manchester M 0161683 5578  No Details at this time.
L LaMaison Albert Works, 1 Brook Street    Bury BL9 6AH  0161 761 1302   External Link/Members Only   
L Le Chic 9 Stamford Arcade   Ashton-U-Lyne  0161 830 0365 External Link/Members Only 
L Liasons 1 Penn Street    Rochdale OL16 1HX 01706 527786 External Link/Members Only 
M Mistresses Chambers Rutland Street . Swinton Manchester M 0161 794 5624 External Link/Members Only 
N Naomi's Place Address on appointment   Preston PR 01772 490783 External Link/Members Only 
O Orchids 62a Old Hall Street  Middleton Manchester M24 1AN 0161 653 5969 dispute over owner ship.
O Oriental Express Chapel Street Salford Manchester M3 07505 184418 External Link/Members Only 
P Pandora's 310 Wilmslow Road  Fallowfield Manchester M14 6XQ 0161 248 8808 No Details at this time.
P Park Avenue  3rd Avenue  Trafford Park  Manchester M 0161 876 6033  No Details at this time.
P Passion Palace Address on appointment.  Bury M 0161 772 0387 External Link/Members Only 
P Penelope's 408 Lapwing Lane West Didsbury Manchester M20 0161 445 5605 No Details at this time.
P Piccadilly Selecta 38 Great Ancoats Street  City centre Manchester M 0161 237 9291 No Details at this time.
R Retreat (The) 365a Barlow Moor Road  Chorlton Manchester M21 0161 861 7199  External Link/Members Only
R Roses 237 Bury Old Road Prestwich Manchester M25 1JG 0161 773 2563 External Link/Members Only   
S Salon 24 24 Park Street City centre Manchester M 0161 839 6446 External Link/Members Only   
S Salon 38  38a Long Street  Middleton Manchester M24 6UQ  0161 654 9898  External Link/Members Only 
S Samantha's The Garden Flat, 42 Palatine Road  Didsbury Manchester M20 3JL 0161 448 8504 External Link/Members Only 
S Sandys Superstars 1 464 Bury Old Road  Prestwich Manchester M25 1NL 0161 773 5030 External Link/Members Only 
S Sandys Superstars 2 375 Palatine Road  Northenden Manchester M22 4FY 0161 902 9902 External Link/Members Only 
S Scarletts Massage  Unit2 Stella House, Heaton Park  Prestwich Manchester M25 1SS  0161 798 6999  External Link/Members Only 
S Shangri La  (Now Infinity)
Sheridans of Salford, unit 4 Broughton Rd. Pendleton, Manchester, M6 6GG, 0161 7379666 External Link/Members Only 
S Silks 90a Broadway  Chadderton Oldham OL9 0EE 0161 633 1065 No Details at this time.
S Silver Lady 628 Liverpool Road  Eccles Manchester M 0161 707 0800 External Link/Members Only
T TJ's 177A Manchester Road East  Walkden Manchester M38 9AN 0161 703 8220 External Link/Members Only
T Thai Shanook Spa, 6 Park Place, Manchester M4 4EY (off Cheetham Hill Road) 0161 839 8547 External Link/Members Only
T Tropical Palms 76 Portland street, Manchester city centre, M1 4GU, Tel: 0161 228 3746
V Vanessa's 430 Barlow Moor Road  Chorlton Manchester M21 8AD 0161 861 7302 External Link/Members Only

[londonmaxxy]

The oldham one ( infinity/lounge 1909) says closed on the website ?

[con-a-ser]

The oldham one ( infinity/lounge 1909) says closed on the website ?

It seems to have closed & is for sale

Yes they used the name lounge 1909 after complaints over the infinity name

[threechilliman]

Thanks for the list c-a-s, I somehow knew you wouldn't let me down!!! Saved me hours of trawling.

[londonmaxxy]

Great list c-a s.. thanks
A few sites have changes on the list- updated ones here:

Scarletts: External Link/Members Only
Tjs's : External Link/Members Only

adding:
External Link/Members Only
and
External Link/Members Only

[Tony Montana]

I hear The Gallery has been raided and closed down too.

[whiterussian]

I hear The Gallery has been raided and closed down too.

Good, surprised the cunts lasted this long, I hear they will re-appear in Eccles.

In my very early days of punting i just thought you paid your money, shot your muck and fucked off.

It was only on my last punt there of about six did the girl tell me I had been paying for an hour and could of had more than one fuck.  These cunts had the biggest advert in the paper and i fell for it

[Tony Montana]

Good, surprised the cunts lasted this long, I hear they will re-appear in Eccles.

In my very early days of punting i just thought you paid your money, shot your muck and fucked off.

It was only on my last punt there of about six did the girl tell me I had been paying for an hour and could of had more than one fuck.  These cunts had the biggest advert in the paper and i fell for it

You can't blame that on the parlour !   

I had a good punt there with Sophia/Nadine/Yasmin/Jasmine/Jayda (1 girl, not a sixsome)
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=24357.0

[londonmaxxy]

also updating silver lady to : External Link/Members Only

Based on the list above ( just my opinion)
The ones that have reasonably accurate images/ages/rotas & sites that 'work'  are :

La Maison, Samanthas,Sandys,Baileys, Karmasutra & Cheshireincalls.
The others are either hard to navigate,lack details/out of date/false ages/pics etc.
Inifinity is a shame, not been for a while but was some good birds there.


Nomination for a badly designed site that probably cost a few £££ :  Roses Retreat . My Nan could do better.

[con-a-ser]

I will update the list later it is just a list on my phone I have in a locked file for ease of access on the road

[whiterussian]

You can't blame that on the parlour !   

I had a good punt there with Sophia/Nadine/Yasmin/Jasmine/Jayda (1 girl, not a sixsome)
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=24357.0

I do Lex, ok i was uneducated at the time but if the first girl had been as honest as the last then I would of known early on what i should get for my money.

They were probably chuckling at my expense:  " ha here's that cunt that drives an hour each way to see us, chucks his muck and fucks off after half n hr.  Go girls"

He who laughs last.........

[Gordo987]

External Link/Members Only

Wow! Completely mesmerised by the succulent arse on the girl with the whip. If she works there, bang goes the pension fund!

[hockogrockle]

The Silver Lady is fairly useless. It is up to date, in that it has today's date. But of the four girls whose photographs appear (one of whom isn't named), only two appear on the rota. Information o nhe girls is pretty minimal too. And why, in God's name is somebody apparently trying to pinch Honey on the bum?? (See the photo of today's girl.)

[hockogrockle]

Separate issue. The A1 Orchid website seems to have an accurate and up to date rota, although half of the girls featured do not seem to be working at all. And on the only occasion I went there, neither of the girls listed for that day was on duty. There was just a third girl of faintly eastern European appearance. Third rate, too. To be fair, she was on the list of staff, but was supposed to be there on a different day. Perhaps they make the rota up as they go along and hope for the best. Since I visited last summer, they have moved premises about half a mile. Not that it matters.