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Globoknik

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Jeez still not sure how to attach the link. Hope that works.
That said Woofie is well reviewed.
It was 4 hours for £450
at my place which is apparently pretty cool.
I have seen Woofie a few times before and I wasn't going to review her on here because she is well reviewed (a little!) already.
But frankly I can't not review because it's an experience everyone should have.

There's nothing I did with her that hasn't already been done, in fact I'm quite vanilla in what I choose to do.
Four hours flies past. She's a beautiful woman with a tremendous body that is quite happy to do anything on her likes list.

I see people quacking about how £200 an hour is too much. I can guarantee it's not. £450 for four hours however, assuming you're up for it, is fucking astounding value. This is a woman who doesn't understand satiation. She will carry on regardless. You will never, ever leave disappointed.
I think the thing here is that you get what you pay for.
Stop moaning about cheap Romanians or whatever and just pay for some quality.
Do it.

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I know exactly what you mean Globonik and I completely agree   :thumbsup:

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Thanks for the repair job review.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

You will never, ever leave disappointed.
I think the thing here is that you get what you pay for.
Stop moaning about cheap Romanians or whatever and just pay for some quality.
Do it.

Nice advert, but what do you mean NEVER?   https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=223260.0
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Thanks for the repair job review.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Nice advert, but what do you mean NEVER?   https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=223260.0
Interesting read. I hadn’t seen that. I do hope this review is not a repair job.

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Tbh, it’s not much of a review at all.  :unknown:

It’s told me fuck all.

Offline Kingy28

She's a beautiful woman with a tremendous body that is quite happy to do anything on her likes list.
It's the facial interpretation that varies wildly. Jeezyuk organised a gang bang with her in London a few weeks ago & he thought she was gorgeous. Myself,  & a few other EM punters commented on an EM review recently & some of us thought she was rather plain looking.
There's no doubt that she's filthy  (in a good way), but this review isn't much use imo.
PS no one ever comments on that massive letter tattooed just above her pussy of her master's name. Is it still there? I wasn't a fan of that

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Jeez still not sure how to attach the link. Hope that works.
That said Woofie is well reviewed.
It was 4 hours for £450
at my place which is apparently pretty cool.
I have seen Woofie a few times before and I wasn't going to review her on here because she is well reviewed (a little!) already.
But frankly I can't not review because it's an experience everyone should have.

There's nothing I did with her that hasn't already been done, in fact I'm quite vanilla in what I choose to do.
Four hours flies past. She's a beautiful woman with a tremendous body that is quite happy to do anything on her likes list.

I see people quacking about how £200 an hour is too much. I can guarantee it's not. £450 for four hours however, assuming you're up for it, is fucking astounding value. This is a woman who doesn't understand satiation. She will carry on regardless. You will never, ever leave disappointed.
I think the thing here is that you get what you pay for.
Stop moaning about cheap Romanians or whatever and just pay for some quality.
Do it.

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Given that Woofie has been extensively reviewed on this and other sites it seemed superfluous to cover what services she supplies.
However It seems to me that there are a lot of members on this site who are shopping for Mercedes quality with Ford change in their pockets.
My point being you get what you pay for.
If you're paying 40 quid for a fifteen minute quickie then it's probably going to be shite.
I wouldn't bother personally, stay at home, have a wank and save yourself a couple of quid.

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Which is fair enough, and I don’t disagree. Although there are exceptions.

But it’s not a review, it’s more suited to the discussion thread. I need a review to give me the ins and outs. This doesn’t. Yes there are loads more reviews, but your visit is recent and up to date.

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Given that Woofie has been extensively reviewed on this and other sites it seemed superfluous to cover what services she supplies.
However It seems to me that there are a lot of members on this site who are shopping for Mercedes quality with Ford change in their pockets.
My point being you get what you pay for.
If you're paying 40 quid for a fifteen minute quickie then it's probably going to be shite.
I wouldn't bother personally, stay at home, have a wank and save yourself a couple of quid.
You lack the negatives reviews to back up this opinion.   :unknown:

Offline Cuntminion

Given that Woofie has been extensively reviewed on this and other sites it seemed superfluous to cover what services she supplies.
However It seems to me that there are a lot of members on this site who are shopping for Mercedes quality with Ford change in their pockets.
My point being you get what you pay for.
If you're paying 40 quid for a fifteen minute quickie then it's probably going to be shite.
I wouldn't bother personally, stay at home, have a wank and save yourself a couple of quid.

 :wacko:

What the fuck do you think you know about puntconomy?

Great bookings come in all budgets, services and guises as do bad

Go back to drinking turps and nibbling on marks and spencers superior olives

Globoknik

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Goodness, that's touched a nerve.
I suppose it's like any hobby really. People that can't afford the good kit always act up.
Jigsaws. Try jigsaws. They're cheap and they'll keep you occupied.
Don't buy them from jumble sales though, they'll have bits missing and you'll end up posting on "UKjigsaws" in a rage because you couldn't finish the harbour at Porthcawl.

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Goodness, that's touched a nerve.
I suppose it's like any hobby really. People that can't afford the good kit always act up.
Jigsaws. Try jigsaws. They're cheap and they'll keep you occupied.
Don't buy them from jumble sales though, they'll have bits missing and you'll end up posting on "UKjigsaws" in a rage because you couldn't finish the harbour at Porthcawl.

What a pretentious, delusional, wanker you are

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Goodness, that's touched a nerve.
I suppose it's like any hobby really. People that can't afford the good kit always act up.
Jigsaws. Try jigsaws. They're cheap and they'll keep you occupied.
Don't buy them from jumble sales though, they'll have bits missing and you'll end up posting on "UKjigsaws" in a rage because you couldn't finish the harbour at Porthcawl.

Are you quesadillas relative?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=21092

Your review is still worthless drivel what ever you paid for it.   :lol: :lol:
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Given that Woofie has been extensively reviewed on this and other sites it seemed superfluous to cover what services she supplies.
However It seems to me that there are a lot of members on this site who are shopping for Mercedes quality with Ford change in their pockets.
My point being you get what you pay for.
If you're paying 40 quid for a fifteen minute quickie then it's probably going to be shite.
I wouldn't bother personally, stay at home, have a wank and save yourself a couple of quid.

What a load of old bollocks, :thumbsdown: 35 years punting has taught me what you pay a WG has NOTHING at all to do with how good a WG she will be as that is dictated by her attitude NOT what she charges.

I don't know why you white knight fan boys bother, you really aren't smart enough to fool ALL of us on here, time and time again you people get sussed out. :rolleyes:

Offline Cuntminion

Are you quesadillas relative?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=21092

Your review is still worthless drivel what ever you paid for it.   :lol: :lol:

Pretty sure multiple awank accounts too it's easy to cross reference posting language used and sift the drivel  :vomit:


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PS no one ever comments on that massive letter tattooed just above her pussy of her master's name. Is it still there? I wasn't a fan of that

Fuck my life

Are you joking?

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You guys really get wound up fast don't you?
You need to calm down. Somebody will end up having a stroke, and not in a good way....  ;)

vw

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You guys really get wound up fast don't you?
You need to calm down. Somebody will end up having a stroke, and not in a good way....  ;)

I doubt anyone will have a stroke over your review, no detail no stroke.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Did she not give you a picture to put on the advert?    :lol: :lol:

Offline Grenadier36

Given that Woofie has been extensively reviewed on this and other sites it seemed superfluous to cover what services she supplies.
However It seems to me that there are a lot of members on this site who are shopping for Mercedes quality with Ford change in their pockets.
My point being you get what you pay for.
If you're paying 40 quid for a fifteen minute quickie then it's probably going to be shite.
I wouldn't bother personally, stay at home, have a wank and save yourself a couple of quid.
  :rolleyes:
Heard this same crap said about repair marketing for Tori Taylor OP. Are you besties with woofie now?

Offline unus669

Given that Woofie has been extensively reviewed on this and other sites it seemed superfluous to cover what services she supplies.
However It seems to me that there are a lot of members on this site who are shopping for Mercedes quality with Ford change in their pockets.
My point being you get what you pay for.
If you're paying 40 quid for a fifteen minute quickie then it's probably going to be shite.
I wouldn't bother personally, stay at home, have a wank and save yourself a couple of quid.

You must be ‘green’ punting wise or/and digging that rebuttal grave, you started in this, so called review. :rolleyes: Take off the armour, it’s ‘tripping’ you :lol:


Offline Cuntminion

You guys really get wound up fast don't you?
You need to calm down. Somebody will end up having a stroke, and not in a good way....  ;)

Yeah your hard sell, counter review has fallen on it's arse pal

You consider the Mercedes of punting a simpleton that would tattoo the intial of a man above her vagina thats owns leather chaps, gag and a fifty shades compendium

I really hope masters name is arthur or something then yeara down the line she can say she just loved the band A or something

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No

That is possibly the stupidest and saddest thing i have ever read then

Offline Kingy28

That is possibly the stupidest and saddest thing i have ever read then
Well no one else ever comments on it & I doubt that it has been lasered off. Maybe someone will confirm it still exists

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That is possibly the stupidest and saddest thing i have ever read then

Well they all seem to have partners/masters tats on Jeremy Kyle.    :lol: :lol:

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Well they all seem to have partners/masters tats on Jeremy Kyle.    :lol: :lol:

I'm still in disbelief

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Goodness, that's touched a nerve.
I suppose it's like any hobby really. People that can't afford the good kit always act up.
Jigsaws. Try jigsaws. They're cheap and they'll keep you occupied.
Don't buy them from jumble sales though, they'll have bits missing and you'll end up posting on "UKjigsaws" in a rage because you couldn't finish the harbour at Porthcawl.

I take it that this is your resignation notice. Don't worry too much, some people just don't fit in, stay at home play with your keyboard touch your little sausage now and again. Mum will look after you  :hi:

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I take it that this is your resignation notice. Don't worry too much, some people just don't fit in, stay at home play with your keyboard touch your little sausage now and again. Mum will look after you  :hi:

It's okay sir galahad will be happy as fuck forum or not

After all he is punting Mercedes levels
Just imagine rug munching and being a millimeter away from senor grey's intial all the while your fortnum and mason hamper has been dispatched

I just have to kick it with lower end escorts that do not make as wise choices whilst wondering where oh where my next bag of turkey dinosaurs is coming from
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Clippety clop, clippety clop, clippety clop  :sarcastic:
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PS no one ever comments on that massive letter tattooed just above her pussy of her master's name. Is it still there? I wasn't a fan of that
Is it a capital letter?

These dOMMIES must have capital letters  :sarcastic: their greasy haired ego 's demand it  :lol:

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Given that Woofie has been extensively reviewed on this and other sites it seemed superfluous to cover what services she supplies.
However It seems to me that there are a lot of members on this site who are shopping for Mercedes quality with Ford change in their pockets.
My point being you get what you pay for.
If you're paying 40 quid for a fifteen minute quickie then it's probably going to be shite.
I wouldn't bother personally, stay at home, have a wank and save yourself a couple of quid.

You are a moron  :hi:

Offline Kingy28

Is it a capital letter?

These dOMMIES must have capital letters  :sarcastic: their greasy haired ego 's demand it  :lol:
It was a capital letter but I don't remember the font!
I'm beginning to think I dreamt it as no one else has ever mentioned it although it's pretty hard to miss!!  :unknown:

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It was a capital letter but I don't remember the font!
I'm beginning to think I dreamt it as no one else has ever mentioned it although it's pretty hard to miss!!  :unknown:
There is (or at least was) a tattoo as you describe. However I didn’t take that much notice so I can’t vouch for what it is nor what it might stand for.

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There is (or at least was) a tattoo as you describe. However I didn’t take that much notice so I can’t vouch for what it is nor what it might stand for.
Did it spell a word when you put your G alongside?  :lol:

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"This is a woman who doesn't understand satiation."
She must be as thick as me then. At first i thought you misspelt Satisfaction, so I googled it.

"Satiation: To fill or supply beyond capacity or desire"
So she doesn't do this then?

Offline Grenadier36

Did it spell a word when you put your G alongside?  :lol:
:lol: :lol:
He's probably got that picture queued up for one of his future "collaborations"  :rolleyes:

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:lol: :lol:
He's probably got that picture queued up for one of his future "collaborations"  :rolleyes:

Maybe the not mentioning is one of the big Sherwoodian collaborations.


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Great review OP, after Jade fox leaving for now, woofie35 is my next Milf PSE top 1

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Did it spell a word when you put your G alongside?  :lol:
Way too obscure for me Cubie.
I’d let Grenadier explain as he finds it amusing. Or don’t; he might just get angry and decide to out himself a bit more. :sarcastic:

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Way too obscure for me Cubie.
Or don’t; he might just get angry and decide to out himself a bit more. :sarcastic:

I see pictybums tragic repair job threads on UKE, made me laugh he is advertising himself, these dOMs are a gift when they do that.   :lol: :lol:
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I see pictybums tragic repair job threads on UKE, made me laugh he is advertising himself, these dOMs are a gift when they do that.   :lol: :lol:
I have been on UKE much recently apart from popping on to lear at some of the media.


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There is (or at least was) a tattoo as you describe. However I didn’t take that much notice so I can’t vouch for what it is nor what it might stand for.

Selective noticing, how would you miss it? someone with a capital letter tattooed above their chuff is beyond me

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Selective noticing, how would you miss it? someone with a capital letter tattooed above their chuff is beyond me

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of course it is selective noticing, welcome to sherwood.   :lol: :lol:

Maybe the merry men don't want to acknowledge the vaginal ownage.  External Link/Members Only    :crazy: :crazy:

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of course it is selective noticing, welcome to sherwood.   :lol: :lol:

Maybe the merry men don't want to acknowledge the vaginal ownage.  External Link/Members Only    :crazy: :crazy:

You might be on to something, does fit the the ‘Sherwood’ disposition  :lol:

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of course it is selective noticing, welcome to sherwood.   :lol: :lol:

Maybe the merry men don't want to acknowledge the vaginal ownage.  External Link/Members Only    :crazy: :crazy:

"Vaginal ownage"

 :dash:  :lol:

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I see pictybums tragic repair job threads on UKE, made me laugh he is advertising himself, these dOMs are a gift when they do that.   :lol: :lol:

Pict is a busted flush now in my view being proven to have lied after making such a big deal of the matter. He HAD to be right about Iamsin but wasn't, like Chloe still has he went all quiet for a while and then came back with those 2 threads, 1 about his obsession, bondage. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

These posters who make utter and complete cunts of themselves are great comedy value, I had a good laugh at his sheer stupidity.

And thanks to admin for banning the OP, an unbearable white knight fan boy earlier. :thumbsup:
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Pict is a busted flush now in my view being proven to have lied after making such a big deal of the matter. He HAD to be right about Iamsin but wasn't, like Chloe still has he went all quiet for a while and then came back with those 2 threads, 1 about his obsession, bondage. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

These posters who make utter and complete cunts of themselves are great comedy value, I had a good laugh at his sheer stupidity.

And thanks to admin for banning the OP, an unbearable white knight fan boy earlier. :thumbsup:

Glad to have brought a little light into your life. Feel free to prove the allegation of lying though. I mistook his identity and pursued it on the basis of his reaction; big deal he, and you, and others have done likewise. VW does it frequently and gets it wrong often, so in the name of balance are you going to admonish him too? Lying requires deliberate deceit, a bit like you calling me such above. You'll recall he actually outed himself,. All I did was call him some of the names he calls others so freely, and he proved that although he's prepared to give it, he can't take it.

I've always been perplexed at grown men on a paid sex forum criticising each other's sexual proclivities. If I (or any punter) am prepared to pay for it, and a woman is prepared to be paid to engage in it, then what's the issue? I don't want my arse spanked or pegged, I don't want to be pissed on, etc as these things don't arouse me, but if another punter wants to buy those services it's fine by me.

My limited time on here and UKE recently has been due to how busy I've been in work and personal life, but feel free to fantasise otherwise. Have a wee look at my post count there too as (outside of arguments with some of you) I've never been a prolific poster there. Too many other things to do, like my bit of civvie dommery this evening.

Talking of personal lives. I've seen Woofie's tattoo on her pubic mound, but never asked about it or it meaning / significance, because that's an aspect of her personal life and none of my (or any other punter's) business. The number of punters who declare the importance of a separation between personal and punting lives then get into such discussions!

As for the real issue in this thread. The OP is a deluded, supercilious idiot. I suspect his real motivation was to take on UKP in some misguided aim to prove himself. Well he went down to a TKO early in round two, so not so impressive.

Anyway, I'll leave you boys to your stereotyping, misinformation, etc.


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Glad to have brought a little light into your life. Feel free to prove the allegation of lying though. I mistook his identity and pursued it on the basis of his reaction; big deal he, and you, and others have done likewise. VW does it frequently and gets it wrong often, so in the name of balance are you going to admonish him too? Lying requires deliberate deceit, a bit like you calling me such above. You'll recall he actually outed himself,. All I did was call him some of the names he calls others so freely, and he proved that although he's prepared to give it, he can't take it.

I've always been perplexed at grown men on a paid sex forum criticising each other's sexual proclivities. If I (or any punter) am prepared to pay for it, and a woman is prepared to be paid to engage in it, then what's the issue? I don't want my arse spanked or pegged, I don't want to be pissed on, etc as these things don't arouse me, but if another punter wants to buy those services it's fine by me.

My limited time on here and UKE recently has been due to how busy I've been in work and personal life, but feel free to fantasise otherwise. Have a wee look at my post count there too as (outside of arguments with some of you) I've never been a prolific poster there. Too many other things to do, like my bit of civvie dommery this evening.

Talking of personal lives. I've seen Woofie's tattoo on her pubic mound, but never asked about it or it meaning / significance, because that's an aspect of her personal life and none of my (or any other punter's) business. The number of punters who declare the importance of a separation between personal and punting lives then get into such discussions!

As for the real issue in this thread. The OP is a deluded, supercilious idiot. I suspect his real motivation was to take on UKP in some misguided aim to prove himself. Well he went down to a TKO early in round two, so not so impressive.

Anyway, I'll leave you boys to your stereotyping, misinformation, etc.

Thanks for your contribution to my blacklist  :hi:

Entertaining you are, your staged adverts on UKE were classic as was your choreographed exchange with phoebe on her advert you posted.  :lol: :lol:

Enjoy your faux power.   :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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