Eva J - Falkirk - great time had

[Inferno2431]

first time meet with eva J from Falkirk:

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I'd always wanted to be pampered by an older lady - someone with all the skills and the confidence to use them.  I'm so glad I managed to arrange to meet Eva.  Location was a nice private flat, quite small but perfectly formed.  I was greeted at the door and taken through to the lounge and we spent a few minutes getting to know each other.  No rush at all and no clock watching.  I'll gloss over the fun had by both in the bedroom, but needless to say the 'experienced hand' I was after was very well delivered.

She wont be everyone's cup of tea, but if you want this sort of experience you cant go far wrong. 

[Name Not Found]

Another bullshitter. Members since 2015 and this is the best you can do?

You read a few of her reviews and decided to post some made up bollocks to keep you account active.

Either provide more detail, or become an acknowledged lying fanny.

I'll gloss over the fun had by both in the bedroom

Give me strength 

I was greeted at the door ...

Where did you expect her to greet you? Half way up the chimney?

[Sinz]

What skills ? Did you even have sex 

[Name Not Found]

I have strange feeling 'Inferno' will be going up in one very soon if he doesn't 'fess-up.

My twat-reporting finger is itchy.

[Towlie]

Hi Eva, Welcome to the site. How you doing?

[Clattypats]

first time meet with eva J from Falkirk:

External Link/Members Only

I'd always wanted to be pampered by an older lady - someone with all the skills and the confidence to use them.  I'm so glad I managed to arrange to meet Eva.  Location was a nice private flat, quite small but perfectly formed.  I was greeted at the door and taken through to the lounge and we spent a few minutes getting to know each other.  No rush at all and no clock watching. I'll gloss over the fun had by both in the bedroom, but needless to say the 'experienced hand' I was after was very well delivered.

What is the Point in reviewing then, if you aren't going to give Duration/rate or detail on services provided  ...It's not a Fucking Fluffy  "Field report" you're doing on AW... 

[SteveTheSmyth]

I couldn't fault Eva, opened the door in sexy underwear and put me at ease right away. We chilled out for twenty minutes and had a chat before some great French kissing and roaming hands. Swiftly to the bedroom, oral on her, clean shaven snatch and a decent blowjob. Fucked her in a few positions and she put in plenty effort. No clock watching and a genuinely beautiful, friendly woman. Would see again

[Name Not Found]

I couldn't fault Eva, opened the door in sexy underwear and put me at ease right away. We chilled out for twenty minutes and had a chat before some great French kissing and roaming hands. Swiftly to the bedroom, oral on her, clean shaven snatch and a decent blowjob. Fucked her in a few positions and she put in plenty effort. No clock watching and a genuinely beautiful, friendly woman. Would see again

Why not try writing a review, rather than a Mills & Boon extract?

[Boinky]

Stevethespacker seems to like to come into disputed reviews or threads and claim he had a great time with the SP who's being touted.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=87111.25

Of course he doesn't actually post reviews, just peeks his head above the parapet, makes a 2 line comment and fucks off.

[Jock D]

This old burd seems to specialize in receiving...overly postive reviews, from members with hardly any posts...coincidence?

[spartacus12]

This old burd seems to specialize in receiving...overly postive reviews, from members with hardly any posts...coincidence?

She is a real class act! She’s my only review on here but trust me it’s accurate. Think you’re being a bit disrespectful without meeting her.

[Name Not Found]

Think you’re being a bit disrespectful without meeting her.

Awww, diddums. Are you upset at all the disrespect? Maybe go and have yourself a quiet wee wank into your Kleenex while you fantasise about her to cheer yourself up.

[spartacus12]

Awww, diddums. Are you upset at all the disrespect? Maybe go and have yourself a quiet wee wank into your Kleenex while you fantasise about her to cheer yourself up.

Yeah I’m devestated. I would cry into your mums saggy tits but I don’t have £3.50 in change and I don’t want to break a twenty.

[Name Not Found]

I would cry into your mums saggy tits but I don’t have £3.50 in change and I don’t want to break a twenty.

You'll have to dig her up first; she's been dead 20 years. Still, whatever floats your boat 

By the way, you should check the history of forum members who immediately resort to mum abuse when they feel slighted. It never ends well.

Now, get back to white knighting your favourite granny :-)

[spartacus12]

You'll have to dig her up first; she's been dead 20 years. Still, whatever floats your boat 

By the way, you should check the history of forum members who immediately resort to mum abuse when they feel slighted. It never ends well.

Now, get back to white knighting your favourite granny :-)

Hmm hardly white knighting. My opinion of an SP who I had a great time with.

Favourite granny- you’re damn right .

[Eva J]

This old burd seems to specialize in receiving...overly postive reviews, from members with hardly any posts...coincidence?

  Insinuating i ask for these reviews or orchestrate them? NO, NOT & NEVER on both accounts

[Clattypats]

By the way, you should check the history of forum members who immediately resort to mum abuse when they feel slighted. It never ends well.

Well, here's hoping!...

[Name Not Found]

I tend towards thinking the reviews are nothing to do with her. I suspect she just attract the older punter who is less likely to be a regular poster on this new-fangled internet thingy, then gets all excited and bursts into prose once she's given them a good seeing to.

[Jock D]

  Insinuating i ask for these reviews or orchestrate them? NO, NOT & NEVER on both accounts

I was just asking a genuine question

Let's be honest, you're very much a niche punt... a wig wearing 58 year old with fake tits...is not really going to appeal to the masses...and it is a fact that your positive reviews are all from reviewers with very few posts...nevermind reviews.

[Eva J]

I was just asking a genuine question

Let's be honest, you're very much a niche punt... a wig wearing 58 year old with fake tits...is not really going to appeal to the masses...and it is a fact that your positive reviews are all from reviewers with very few posts...nevermind reviews.

wig wearing fake tits...anyone that meets me is more than aware...FOR HEALTH REASONS...really sorry that i had been so sick, as for not appeal to the mass? im never short of bookings, been around 8 years on & off, before i was sick & once i got my health back

[Happyjose]

wig wearing fake tits...anyone that meets me is more than aware...FOR HEALTH REASONS...really sorry that i had been so sick, as for not appeal to the mass? im never short of bookings, been around 8 years on & off, before i was sick & once i got my health back

You have to realise Eva that this is the locker room. If you listen in and don’t like what you hear, then you can only blame yourself. It’s a punters site, with a robust posting culture, and it isn’t going to change.

I do actually believe that you are busy enough. I also don’t see anything posted on here that would put off a punter interested in you, though experience teaches me that prossies can take offence at almost anything.

[Eva J]

You have to realise Eva that this is the locker room. If you listen in and don’t like what you hear, then you can only blame yourself. It’s a punters site, with a robust posting culture, and it isn’t going to change.

I do actually believe that you are busy enough. I also don’t see anything posted on here that would put off a punter interested in you, though experience teaches me that prossies can take offence at almost anything.

Just frustrating some are too quick to pass comment without knowing the facts (ie health,) this was cleared up in a post sometime ago, which most have likely read, Thank you Eva J

[oldgeezer]

The posts on this escort are so unfair . I know im going to get abuse on saying this . I met Eva a while ago  a few times and i can honestly say the meets were some of the best i have experienced whether it was an incall or an outcall she gave me some of my the best times on aw bookings .She may be in her fifties but believe me the only thing that stopped me going back for more was i never pay more than 240 for an outcall .

[Name Not Found]

The posts on this escort are so unfair .

Of FFS get over it. One mild comment about her hair and age and a slight suggestion that she may have been promoting reviews (since largely discounted). It's not exactly the end of the world. I suggest you check the post a couple up from Jock about this being a punter's forum.

If you''re that sensitive on her behalf maybe you'd be safer on not allowed?

[J_H]

My punter alarm bells always ring when I behold the words 'independent courtesan'!

Still, if the  photos are not faked, that is some body for a 58 year old (convert to prossie years add 10% so = 63).

'Carpe Diem' … Carpe Dosh!

[Jamsonite]

Met her a couple of weeks ago....absolutely lovely lady stunning body amazing oral and great sex!

[Happyjose]

Met her a couple of weeks ago....absolutely lovely lady stunning body amazing oral and great sex!

Good to know

So good you’re still gushing about it two weeks later on a long dead thread

Better to just post your own review 

[Uncle Buck]

Good to know

So good you’re still gushing about it two weeks later on a long dead thread

Better to just post your own review 

Are you Admin? The poster is entitled to his opinion, as he is to inputting to the thread. Whether it aligns to your preferred “rules” is of no interest whatsoever.

Concentrate on your own contributions. Nope the irony isn’t lost on me.

UB

[Happyjose]

Are you Admin? The poster is entitled to his opinion, as he is to inputting to the thread. Whether it aligns to your preferred “rules” is of no interest whatsoever.

Concentrate on your own contributions. Nope the irony isn’t lost on me.

UB

Irony wasn’t my first thought, more that you’re bringing a personal grievance with me onto this thread, as your post doesn’t make sense

Where did I claim to be admin, and where did I mention rules?

And if it’s of no interest, why did you respond?

Have you even read this thread? If not, do so, especially reply 9.

Choosing possibly the oldest (but arguably most suspect) review of this WG, posted over 3 years ago from a 1 post wonder, to bring awareness of her to the top of the review section, (in a manner consistent with several other touty interventions) deserves a response

If you’ve got anything you need to get off your chest why not report me, send me a PM, or start a dedicated thread, rather than clutter up the general boards with your clumsy, personal drivel

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[Happyjose]

Choosing possibly the oldest (but arguably most suspect) review of this WG, posted over 3 years ago

Correction, the review was posted just over a year ago. Doesn’t materially change the argument

 

[Uncle Buck]

more that you’re bringing a personal grievance with me onto this thread


If you’ve got anything you need to get off your chest why not report me, send me a PM, or start a dedicated thread, rather than clutter up the general boards with your clumsy, personal drivel

.

I have no personal grievance with you at all. Suggesting I have is immature and unnecessary.

Equally, I have no reason or appetite to report you, PM you or start a separate thread. Get over yourself and move on....

UB

[Happyjose]

I have no personal grievance with you at all. Suggesting I have is immature and unnecessary.

Equally, I have no reason or appetite to report you, PM you or start a separate thread. Get over yourself and move on....

UB

Nice deflecting on the more salient points, but I expected no less

Maybe you should avoid late night posts if you’ve been on the sauce 

[Clattypats]

Better to just post your own review 

I agree, there are too many posts where he's seen this one and that one... From experience, these posters are full of shit.... So aye, he should post his own review IMO...

Edit:: and before anyone jumps in to bad mouth me... Its a forum, and forums are full of opinions, which may, or may not be to everyone's liking... 

[2 pair]

This clearly isn't a review.
It wouldn't even make a shit adult work field report.
Should have been removed IMO.

[Name Not Found]

Strange how Eva seems to generate so much controversy.  When I met her she seemed like the kind of person who would be least likely to do so, but there does seem to be a history of fake reviews and touting attached to her. Is it her fault? Who knows; but I rather suspect it's more likely to be some of her elderly, less astute, fan club at work.

[Uncle Buck]

Nice deflecting on the more salient points, but I expected no less

Maybe you should avoid late night posts if you’ve been on the sauce 

I haven’t deflected at all.... Simply not prepared to get involved in your childish point scoring. As I said get over it and move on.

It’s really not that difficult.

[Happyjose]

I haven’t deflected at all.... Simply not prepared to get involved in your childish point scoring. As I said get over it and move on.

It’s really not that difficult.

No worries, by now others will have noted that your opinion is out of step with every other post on this thread

 

[Clattypats]

This clearly isn't a review.
It wouldn't even make a shit adult work field report.
Should have been removed IMO.

Report  it then... 

[Happyjose]

Are you Admin? The poster is entitled to his opinion, as he is to inputting to the thread. Whether it aligns to your preferred “rules” is of no interest whatsoever.
Concentrate on your own contributions.
UB

Turns out you’re a massive hypocrite:

Great massage, Ok location, nice girl.. not a bad actress with the sexy looks at HE etc... overall good VFM. Did not do B2B but suspect may be good but another 20's worth brings her closer to full service pricing

Was that you attempt at a mini review or just giving us your words of wisdom? Don’t be coy - either do or don’t

UB

No more from me though, this is just too easy 

[J_H]

I agree, there are too many posts where he's seen this one and that one... From experience, these posters are full of shit.... So aye, he should post his own review IMO...

Edit:: and before anyone jumps in to bad mouth me... Its a forum, and forums are full of opinions, which may, or may not be to everyone's liking... 

+1
He's reviewed 2 - mentions 5 others, looks like implying he's met/fucked them, but no reviews.

[Uncle Buck]

Turns out you’re a massive hypocrite:

No more from me though, this is just too easy 

I suggest we move on. You simply have to accept and understand that people have different opinions than your own, they can also challenge you if they think your comments are unwarranted. That’s life I’m afraid.

I may be too easy but that’s okay too.

Now take a deep breath, put the kettle on and move on.