English Rebecca 121 - Bristol

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the very useful review, OP. A hell of a lot has been said about this SP, but this review takes things forward as it shows that it isn't just a case of not like a WG being chatty or being firm with her.

Who stops a BJ and suggests another bloke's name for your cock?   

While it's unfortunate if a girl has saggy tits, the fact is that not all blokes like that and this is a harsh business where for many paying punters, aesthetics do matter. So mentioning it is fair and relevant.

The unoriginal stock answers of the WK's are out in force today

True, he is a WK but on that particular remark he did have a point.

[JV547845]

Who stops a BJ and suggests another bloke's name for your cock? 

Your wife does it all the time.

[JV547845]

You tried.  If I ever book you will you address my cock by its full title?:

Sir Shagalot Jenkins the Third of Cumbria

[Colonist]

If I may, what does Rebecca talk about which is off putting?  History, genealogy, politics, redevelopment in Bristol?   Seeming it is not words of endearment.

[bristolqwerty]

Isn’t rambling on off putting alone? 

[vw]

If I may, what does Rebecca talk about which is off putting?  History, genealogy, politics, redevelopment in Bristol?   Seeming it is not words of endearment.

Maybe go find out and report back if you cannot be bothered reading the review.   

[JimmySW]

Saggy tits are a huge put off for me.  I just won’t book as I know it’ll be a problem, not fair on the WG. There’s an escort in Plymouth who looks perfect but has tits like 2 fried eggs.  Sadly not to my taste as I’m sure she’s fabulous in bed.

Ellie is fabulous and takes it up the arse like a trooper but those tits are the definition of flat as fuck!

[James999]

If I go into a restaurant and order caviar I don't expect a refund if it's not to my tastes.

But you would if it wasn't as advertised or was off 

[bristolqwerty]

I'm pretty sure I'd ask to have my caviar slightly altered if the taste wasn't to my liking, the waiter would see to my needs. There's no switch powerful enough for ER even when she's stated she'll shut up!   
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[rubric]

If I may, what does Rebecca talk about which is off putting?  History, genealogy, politics, redevelopment in Bristol?   Seeming it is not words of endearment.

Answered in the review. I saw her maybe four years back, and had a reasonable time, though I had to check her tendency to talk crap. ISTM she feels that she has to fill the silence sometimes - maybe its a nerves thing.

[PeachyAssFan]

Disappointing that Rebecca has slipped back into her old ways after saying she’d try harder a while back. Rebecca, why do you feel the need to talk so much non-sex talk during a punt?

[EnglishRebecca121]

Disappointing that Rebecca has slipped back into her old ways after saying she’d try harder a while back. Rebecca, why do you feel the need to talk so much non-sex talk during a punt?

I am just chatty by nature . I cant say more than that.

[Mcping]

I’d be tempted to see her again if I could tape her up like her latest UKE pic

[vw]

I’d be tempted to see her again if I could tape her up like her latest UKE pic

that tape would last 10 mins.   

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Duct tape might last longer. 

[Kev40ish]

I am just chatty by nature . I cant say more than that.

We all know that so don’t try to be something your not or say you’ll change. You can’t please everyone so don’t take poor reviews to heart.

[EnglishRebecca121]

We all know that so don’t try to be something your not or say you’ll change. You can’t please everyone so don’t take poor reviews to heart.

I try not to but the comment about my tits really upset me , i even cried to my mum !

i did try to pm the op to offer a discount but he has blocked me

[Kev40ish]

I try not to but the comment about my tits really upset me , i even cried to my mum !

i did try to pm the op to offer a discount but he has blocked me

Why offer a discount, what can you change about the service you offered and your looks. You are what you are and offer your type of service. You can not be perfect for everyone. The Op would still get the same service regardless.

[EnglishRebecca121]

Why offer a discount, what can you change about the service you offered and your looks. You are what you are and offer your type of service. You can not be perfect for everyone. The Op would still get the same service regardless.

because im a soft touch and hate to disapoint

[Kev40ish]

because im a soft touch and hate to disapoint

What can you do differently to satisfy the Op. you’ll still chat, maybe not name his cock this time as it’s presumably got a name already.
Your tits will still be the same.
Don’t take it to heart, is all I can advise and don’t promise to change into a SP you can’t be, that’s what’s frustrates people the most.

[BP]

lol... cock name suggestions.
it'd make a brilliant sketch on an adult version of the two ronnies

[emerson12]

"I try not to but the comment about my tits really upset me , i even cried to my mum !"


I actually liked your tits, I prefer natural over fake any day of the week. Everyone has different tastes.

[dubs]

I saw a girl up north who had similar tits after losing a few stone and became a bit self conscious about it.  She started wearing a sexy 1/4 cup bra for the meets which gave them decent lift and shape but still allowed access to nipple sucking/tweaking.

The thing is that self-confidence is sexy and if a girl starts saying things like "Is my bum too big?" or "Do you think my boobs look saggy?" then that is a real turn off for the guy who is paying for a fantasy of a sexually confident nympho.  Even if the girl has some body issues / health issues, its best that neither party mentions them during the throws of passion.

[Doombar]

What can you do differently to satisfy the Op. you’ll still chat, maybe not name his cock this time as it’s presumably got a name already.
Your tits will still be the same.
Don’t take it to heart, is all I can advise and don’t promise to change into a SP you can’t be, that’s what’s frustrates people the most.

Jeez sounds like some sort of fluffy counselling session 

[vw]

Jeez sounds like some sort of fluffy counselling session 

Says the biggest fluffy of them all.   

[Doombar]

Thanks for the review OP.  When I saw her I had a very similar experience - too much chatting during sex.  She doesn't seem to learn - chatting at start and end is fine, but talking about non-sexual topics during sex is a passion killer.  I think its probably because she doesn't feel very passionate herself and finds silences awkward.

I also didn't like the way she kissed - again no passion - just going through the motions.

I didn't return.

[Kev40ish]

Jeez sounds like some sort of fluffy counselling session 

Yes probably more appropriate for UKE, but don’t see the point of kicking someone when their down.

[houseboot]

B****r.

Do I really have to put popcorn back on my shopping list?

[Avg_Joe]

I really don't get why some of these review threads turn like they do, and deviate off the "is she a good shag/provide advertised service" path.

3 pages of fucking noise, and a chunk of my life i'll never get back, and i learned exactly one thing from the review (thx btw) and that's the exact nature of her chat with an example of it's contents, and yes, mentioning guys names will put everyone off their stride, because the mind will automatically play "link known friends with said name" on it's own and completely distract you from current the activity, and we all know our concentration spans are about as reliable as a blondes navigation skills (i'm double fucked because i'm also blonde!)

other than that i learned NOTHING from all the following posts, simply because everything else discussed is readily available and well discussed, as for body shape, there are so many pictures posted and easily available and enough information that your average/good stalker could have a good stab at spotting/locating her, so it's all irrelevant, do your fucking research.

[Bangers and Gash]

... but don’t see the point of kicking someone when their down.

Whaaat? Go take yourself outside and give yourself a shake. 

The only person that is 'down' is the punter - he's down by £130+

[vw]

Thanks for the review OP.  When I saw her I had a very similar experience - too much chatting during sex.  She doesn't seem to learn - chatting at start and end is fine, but talking about non-sexual topics during sex is a passion killer.  I think its probably because she doesn't feel very passionate herself and finds silences awkward.

I also didn't like the way she kissed - again no passion - just going through the motions.

I didn't return.

Well you never posted that in your review.   

[Kev40ish]

Whaaat? Go take yourself outside and give yourself a shake. 

The only person that is 'down' is the punter - he's down by £130+

Probably very true. Thanks for reminding me. I will give myself an appropriate slap to bring me back to my senses 

[Bangers and Gash]

Probably very true. Thanks for reminding me. I will give myself an appropriate slap to bring me back to my senses 

Good man. 

[Flunt]

there are so many pictures posted and easily available and enough information that your average/good stalker could have a good stab at spotting/locating her, so it's all irrelevant, do your fucking research.

I did my research and my expectations on her chat were met and enjoyed, for the most part. For the other points, I take no pleasure in insulting someone or shaming them, maybe she doesn't like a smoker's breath, for the kissing? With hindsight, it was a mistake booking her as I already thought she was a little too slim and if I'd known before hand that she had lost more weight then I definitely wouldn't have gone to see her.

As I said in the review, YMMV.

[EnglishRebecca121]

Thanks for the review OP.  When I saw her I had a very similar experience - too much chatting during sex.  She doesn't seem to learn - chatting at start and end is fine, but talking about non-sexual topics during sex is a passion killer.  I think its probably because she doesn't feel very passionate herself and finds silences awkward.

I also didn't like the way she kissed - again no passion - just going through the motions.

I didn't return.

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Funny that u have tried to book me 2 times since and I've not been available .....

[Avg_Joe]

  

[vw]

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Funny that u have tried to book me 2 times since and I've not been available .....

His review never said anything of the sort, makes me wonder does he make up all his reviews.

He was more concerned with you asking him the price when he called.   

[Bangers and Gash]

Funny that u have tried to book me 2 times since and I've not been available .....

Now now, Rebecca. Don't be bitchy, just take the comments on the chin.... much like a pair of balls. 

[Doombar]

I really don't get why some of these review threads turn like they do, and deviate off the "is she a good shag/provide advertised service" path.

3 pages of fucking noise, and a chunk of my life i'll never get back, and i learned exactly one thing from the review (thx btw) and that's the exact nature of her chat with an example of it's contents, and yes, mentioning guys names will put everyone off their stride, because the mind will automatically play "link known friends with said name" on it's own and completely distract you from current the activity, and we all know our concentration spans are about as reliable as a blondes navigation skills (i'm double fucked because i'm also blonde!)

other than that i learned NOTHING from all the following posts, simply because everything else discussed is readily available and well discussed, as for body shape, there are so many pictures posted and easily available and enough information that your average/good stalker could have a good stab at spotting/locating her, so it's all irrelevant, do your fucking research.

Why are you even bothering to read this thread?  You only punt in the South East!   

[Zimbaman]

Why are you even bothering to read this thread?  You only punt in the South East!   

Ahh bless. You’re just angry because ER made you look like a lying dick 

[Avg_Joe]

Why are you even bothering to read this thread?  You only punt in the South East!   

Because i travel west sometimes too    and given the desert/minefield that is the oxford punting scene, sometimes if travelling specifically, then west is not a bad option.
Plus i'd hardly call Northampton South East, yet i've punted in a parlour there a number of times.

[Doombar]

Funny that u have tried to book me 2 times since and I've not been available .....

Yes I have considered giving you another chance after we met a few years ago. You are not a bad escort, and I felt these issues could be addressed.  But if I recall correctly, in those attempted bookings I made it clear I would be focused on getting decent DFK and no chat.  Its disappointing to read another review where its clear those things are still an issue for punters.

[Kev40ish]

Yes I have considered giving you another chance after we met a few years ago. You are not a bad escort, and I felt these issues could be addressed.  But if I recall correctly, in those attempted bookings I made it clear I would be focused on getting decent DFK and no chat.  Its disappointing to read another review where its clear those things are still an issue for punters.

I bet she could hardly wait to meet you 

[EnglishRebecca121]

Op . You have managed to message me but I can't message you back as it still states I'm blocked ! So not being rude to no replying I simply can't  x

[vw]

Why are you even bothering to read this thread?  You only punt in the South East!   

How do you know where people punt?   

[vw]

Yes I have considered giving you another chance after we met a few years ago. You are not a bad escort, and I felt these issues could be addressed.  But if I recall correctly, in those attempted bookings I made it clear I would be focused on getting decent DFK and no chat.  Its disappointing to read another review where its clear those things are still an issue for punters.

Your comments don't match your review, which one is horseshit?   

[Avg_Joe]

How do you know where people punt?   

I would assume he's taken a (fairly accurate-ish) guess at it, as most of my reviews are south-east based, and i may have mentioned that i generally punt around the SE region.

he just seems to have overlooked something simple.... i have a car   

[Doombar]

How do you know where people punt?   

I look at their reviews duh!  How long you been on this site?   

[vw]

I look at their reviews duh!  How long you been on this site?   

that means nothing, all it means is where they review.

[EnglishRebecca121]

flunt i still get  "User 'Flunt' has blocked your personal message." so i cant reply still sorry!!! 

[Flunt]

flunt i still get  "User 'Flunt' has blocked your personal message." so i cant reply still sorry!!! 

I have no idea what I'm doing with PMs, if someone wants to explain how ER can PM me I would be grateful