This is my experience with ‘Veet for Men.
Disclaimer - As others have said, this is evil stuff, I DO NOT recommend this product, or this method, for removing hair from your ‘Meat and Two Veg’ !!!
You may well ask what possessed me to put the equivalent of hot molten lava on my bollocks !
Well, two things :
Firstly, having reached the ripe old age of 48, my balls werre getting a bit too hairy. (Why, when you reach a certain age does hair migrate from your head to your ears, nose and genitalia ?! WHY?!)
Secondly, I read a review on ‘Top Rimming BJ” AKA Laura, whose looks and service I quite like the look of...
Having read Laura’s profile on AW, she said that you had to trim up if you were very hairy, so needs must...
Fast forward a couple of days, and whilst doing a spot of shopping on my lunch break, I saw a blister pack ( how apt !) of ‘Veet for Men’ and an applicator sponge, so in my basket this napalm like cream went...
Get back to the office, and research this substance that has all the allure of battery acid...
“Not to be used on genitalia” it said, as did the packaging...
Now, I consider myself mildly sensible, and should have took the ‘Veet for Men’ back to Tesco for a refund....
However being both utterly fucking stupid and hopeful in equal measure, I devised a plan....
After work, I went to Morrisons and bought a lot of unperfumed Sanex, and several new car sponges (Much bigger than the tiny sponge that came with the Veet)...
So...Get home, ate etc and decide to apply the equivalent of Ralgex extra strong to my bollocks !
I unwrapped several of the car sponges in readiness, and applied the hot molten Veet to my bollocks and arse crack...
Leave on for three minutes it said...At this point, I fucking flew into the shower, as my bollocks were red hot and SORE...To compound matters, my chocolate starfish was screaming and twitching in the way a goldfish gasps for air !
A liberal dousing of Sanex on not one, not two, but three of the car sponges was needed for the pain to subside.
After drying myself, I inspected the results of my utter fucking stupidity, red raw balls, and several areas of broken skin ! Deep joy !
This next bit may have been crucial - I suffer from Pompholyx Eczema on my left foot, which I treat with a good quality Aloe Vera gel...
So, I get myself a glass of wine and the Aloe Vera gel, which I proceed to rub liberally all over my bollocks and chocolate starfish, and stand in the bathroom for 30 minutes...30 minutes that felt like hours....
Sleep that night was fitful at best, every movement feeling like a razor blade was slicing my bollocks open !
Come the next morning, more Sanex and fresh car sponges were required, and 10 minutes of Aloe Vera gel (Work was calling, sadly...)
The most painful time for a few days was getting in and out of my car, I guess cos you squash your balls and cock a bit..
Five days of Sanex and Aloe Vera gel were required for me to feel ‘normal down there’ again !
To top it all off, Laura Top Rimmiing BJ is now on holiday !
I shall try ‘Nads’ cream in future....’Veet for Men’ ? Never again, that stuff is pure evil and probably is a surefire way of carrying out a DIY vasectomy !