Thought I’d go and check out Maria after seeing the reviews, I’ve grown tired of sala Thai and can never get hold of Jasmine so thought why not give her a spin, comms easy just sent a text, small flat in Edgware nice enough, she is how she looks in the photos, body was ok. Offered shower which was fine. Now when I have my fbsm I like to eat an edible and just mong the fuck out, well with this ones it’s fucking impossible, she didn’t stop talking the whole time about absolute bollocks, massage if you can call it that was average at best, considering she has the certificates by her bed, it felt more like a rub down. Paid 70 she said 80 I thought 60 but what ever, wouldn’t go back.