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Offline zoeh01

Thanks for the info both. I am guessing the girl in the photo isn't working anywhere, so another unfulfilled fantasy.

Offline petercamford

I am a great fan of fbsm but my regular squeeze is out of town for a while. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128795.0 is my review if anyone is interested.

Anyway I am on the hunt for a replacement. I have narrowed down my search to these 2

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They both seem to tick my boxes

(1) Oriental Asian -my preference
(2) Both offer massage on a proper table (which I prefer) or bed
(3) Both seem friendly when I txt them
(4) Both offer FBSM at a price I am prepared to pay

BUT ARE THEY ANY GOOD

I have searched the postings on this site but can't rind any references or reviews

Does anyone have any experience ?


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I am a great fan of fbsm but my regular squeeze is out of town for a while. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128795.0 is my review if anyone is interested.

Anyway I am on the hunt for a replacement. I have narrowed down my search to these 2

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They both seem to tick my boxes

(1) Oriental Asian -my preference
(2) Both offer massage on a proper table (which I prefer) or bed
(3) Both seem friendly when I txt them
(4) Both offer FBSM at a price I am prepared to pay

BUT ARE THEY ANY GOOD

I have searched the postings on this site but can't rind any references or reviews

Does anyone have any experience ?

What prices did Vivi quote for the fuller experience incl extras (since her advertised rates seem to be basics)?
What's included in Kitty's more expensive rate?

Offline stampjones

I am a great fan of fbsm but my regular squeeze is out of town for a while. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128795.0 is my review if anyone is interested.

Anyway I am on the hunt for a replacement. I have narrowed down my search to these 2

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They both seem to tick my boxes

(1) Oriental Asian -my preference
(2) Both offer massage on a proper table (which I prefer) or bed
(3) Both seem friendly when I txt them
(4) Both offer FBSM at a price I am prepared to pay

BUT ARE THEY ANY GOOD

I have searched the postings on this site but can't rind any references or reviews

Does anyone have any experience ?
I went to see vivi once but didnt stay. I was failrly sure (though not 100% certain) that she is actually victoria (External Link/Members Only ). Having said that she (vivi) seemed a nice enough looking girl. Early 30s and slim with what looked like b tits. She had the same short/long hairstyle as victoria had at the time which is what put me off. Also dont recall seeing any massage table though that may just be memory as it was a while ago.

Offline tomcat69

anyone seen lee External Link/Members Only reverse image search yielded no results but could still be B&S

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anyone seen lee External Link/Members Only reverse image search yielded no results but could still be B&S

She's used filters to change the proportion of her features so no matches likely but effective B&S is.

Offline tomcat69

how can you tell a filter is used? The exif data has been removed.
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how can you tell a filter is used? The exif data has been removed.

You know about exif data but can't tell just by looking?  You need to spend more time on your photo observation skills and perhaps get a new smartphone, any smartphone.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2018, 12:44:53 pm by LLPunting »

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You know about exif data but can't tell just by looking?  You need to spend more time on your photo observation skills and perhaps get a new smartphone, any smartphone.
I have a flagship smartphone I just never use post processing filters on a smartphone or phptoshop. Only physical glass filters.  I tend to shoot with the mindset of WYSIWYG.

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I have a flagship smartphone I just never use post processing filters on a smartphone or phptoshop. Only physical glass filters.  I tend to shoot with the mindset of WYSIWYG.

The only one that seems a bit off to to me is this one External Link/Members Only

Then I hope you're still using film and a prime.

Keep looking.

Offline tomcat69

Then I hope you're still using film and a prime.

Keep looking.

You guussed correct I am in fact an avid collector of 35mm film cameras with a huge collection of lenses a fun filters but let's not turn this into a photography forum.

Offline electronicjimbob

been inactive for a while... has anyone tried Lisa?  she looks very pretty External Link/Members Only

Offline Inajeep

been inactive for a while... has anyone tried Lisa?  she looks very pretty External Link/Members Only

I did just see Lisa.  She is a nice girl, seems very shy.  She gives a good hard massage and seems to always go over time (seen her twice).  She gives a good HJ, but there is no eroticism to the massage, she doesn't let you play with her and it is functional, but if you are looking for a B2B, not sure she is the right one for you.  It could be she is just cold with me, but that was my experience. 

Offline electronicjimbob

I did just see Lisa.  She is a nice girl, seems very shy.  She gives a good hard massage and seems to always go over time (seen her twice).  She gives a good HJ, but there is no eroticism to the massage, she doesn't let you play with her and it is functional, but if you are looking for a B2B, not sure she is the right one for you.  It could be she is just cold with me, but that was my experience.

thanks! any sensual touching in lead up to HJ?


Offline electronicjimbob

I am a great fan of fbsm but my regular squeeze is out of town for a while. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128795.0 is my review if anyone is interested.

Anyway I am on the hunt for a replacement. I have narrowed down my search to these 2

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They both seem to tick my boxes

(1) Oriental Asian -my preference
(2) Both offer massage on a proper table (which I prefer) or bed
(3) Both seem friendly when I txt them
(4) Both offer FBSM at a price I am prepared to pay

BUT ARE THEY ANY GOOD

I have searched the postings on this site but can't rind any references or reviews

Does anyone have any experience ?

I've seen Kitty. She delivers massage in a flat in Earls Court. Just on a mattress / sheets - no table. Quickly proceeds to sensual touching, very limited massage.  She is quite good a pretending that she is a legit masseuse, but that just on this occasion it got out of hand - something I like. Now, the main thing to say about Kitty is that she has splendid tits.  They are huge and firm and real.  She basically lets you do what you like with her body for the whole session, but no sex, no oral. I felt she was overpriced, but it was worth just once to play with those massive melons.

Offline Inajeep

thanks! any sensual touching in lead up to HJ?

No, there wasn't.  Sort of massage, then when it is over she seems to reluctantly give HJ, although pretty good one.  Others may have a different experience than me.

Offline lougb1

Thanks for the info both. I am guessing the girl in the photo isn't working anywhere, so another unfulfilled fantasy.

Talking of fantasies I had a number of 4 hands together with both the real Chanel and "Angelhandsxxx", multiple mutual orgasms certainly floated my boat.  :D :thumbsup:

Offline Gentleman9292

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I messaged her and she includes he no extra charge and will be topless

Offline ElBonero

I don't know if anyone has seen this one? External Link/Members Only

Looks promising. If no one has, then maybe I'll TOFTT.

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I don't know how you've missed her, Elbonero. Lots of posts and reports about her.
Banned reason: Anti UKP wanker Kelvin on another forum
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Offline ElBonero

I don't know how you've missed her, Elbonero. Lots of posts and reports about her.

Ok I found it via the phone number. Thanks.
« Last Edit: February 07, 2019, 02:24:28 pm by ElBonero »

Offline ElBonero

I just saw her and posted a review
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=238966.0


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Looks promising. If no one has, then maybe I'll TOFTT.

Offline tomcat69


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No, there wasn't.  Sort of massage, then when it is over she seems to reluctantly give HJ, although pretty good one.  Others may have a different experience than me.

Had a booking arranged with Kitty once. Told me she worked somewhere near Harley Street in the daytime.
Anyway booked her for an evening appointment. Made my way to see her, exchanging texts on the way. When I arrived I found parking difficult, so let her know I was running 5=10 mins late, which seemed to irritate her. Anyhow parked, sent her a message to get the exact address and was met with radio silence. Tried her for about 15 mins before I left, still no response.
This happened about a year ago, and if memory serves me right, she was open to full service, but quoted me a ridiculous price for a limited service.
I suppose that was to be expected looking at her massage prices. Well over priced


Offline daddy919

I've seen Kitty. She delivers massage in a flat in Earls Court. Just on a mattress / sheets - no table. Quickly proceeds to sensual touching, very limited massage.  She is quite good a pretending that she is a legit masseuse, but that just on this occasion it got out of hand - something I like. Now, the main thing to say about Kitty is that she has splendid tits.  They are huge and firm and real.  She basically lets you do what you like with her body for the whole session, but no sex, no oral. I felt she was overpriced, but it was worth just once to play with those massive melons.

Does she look like the pictures shown on her profile? Because at least two of them are taken from a model called Martini Artnugan:

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Offline Justinbond007

Has anyone seen this lady. She claims there are no other services available.....

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Offline hawaiifive0

Not seen her, but I'm sure that there was a review a long time ago which confirmed purely legit. Can't be sure!

Offline plef1000

Has anyone seen this lady. She claims there are no other services available.....

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Isn't the picture Victoria Justice?

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Thanks

Has anyone seen Eve? Been on my list for a while but not found much info on her

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I messaged her and she includes he no extra charge and will be topless

Sorry, just saw this today. She's one to avoid. Lazy, fat and unsexy - terrible massage and a mechanical hj. Calling it mechanical sounds flattering, actually.

Offline jammyjay

Not too many new ones.

I think only Jasmine
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b2b incall in West Kensington for £100
She's got great tits, you can't tell they're fake.
The massage was not bad, but the whole experience felt a bit too mechanical for my liking.
I think she's Nepalese.

I think she's also on that sensual massage website. She offers oral as well

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Jasmine has been on gumtree for over 2 years.
Shes from Nepal, fit, the usual extras....but massage not professional

Offline Rogue248

I use to see an amazing Redhead Massause in London called Charlotte White in the Old Street area of London then she moved south to the Croyden area.

She then moved and lost contact.  Short, Polish girl - amazing maasage.

Anybody know her where abouts? or contact details?

Thanks

Offline Justinbond007

Talking of fantasies I had a number of 4 hands together with both the real Chanel and "Angelhandsxxx", multiple mutual orgasms certainly floated my boat.  :D :thumbsup:

Can you please provide the links?

Offline Moneyd

I use to see an amazing Redhead Massause in London called Charlotte White in the Old Street area of London then she moved south to the Croyden area.

She then moved and lost contact.  Short, Polish girl - amazing maasage.

Anybody know her where abouts? or contact details?

Thanks

Maybe her link or contact details will be on one of your old reviews.

Oh, wait...

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Maybe her link or contact details will be on one of your old reviews.

Oh, wait...

:sarcastic:
Looking at his posts so far, Rogue248 seems really keen to find Charlotte White. Borderline dodgy looking keen.


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Saw Elina end of last year just before she left the UK - and just posted this as I note she is back. One hour deep tissue £70.

Looks - Very tall, slim, ultra fit, nigh-on Amazonian, wearing very short, tight tunic dress, age late 30’s. Looks better than the photo.

Manner – Well spoken, Baltic states, friendly, charming, but not in the least sensual – let alone WSWS, not even sure if one wanted more..

Technique – truly excellent massage, super professional, no teasing – suggested I might massage her, no prompting, dress came off, (thong stayed on), modest body rubs, average HJ, access to 34C naturals but no pussy touching.

Extras – suggested oral – rather surprisingly, no hesitation to OW for (from memory) £30 – OWO not on offer.

Go Back? – tempted, massage was truly excellent & professional and Elina is rather enigmatic…



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Comms not great but looks fit to me

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Has anyone seen the new Argentinian?

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No, but she looks quite fit, albeit pricey. If you google her number it leads you to more info (via another site that auto-censored).
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