Loubb98 - Hounslow - Ebony BBW - Disappointed 😥

[Monger2468]

Loubb98 - External Link/Members Only

Was feeling randy and thought I needed to unleash. Did a search on AW referencing feedback on UKP, and narrowed potentials down to: -

1.  Loubb98;
2.  RaunchyKareena
3.  XxxPersia; or
4.  RebeccabigAss and Paloa Hot threesome

Anyway, after reading Gentlelovemaking, 27ade, and Santana11’s reviews, I settled on Loubb98. 

Profile & Pics of Loubb98

I can confirm that facially she is the girl from the slightly hidden pics. But no way are those pics recent. She is much bigger in person especially her ass and legs. They are huge! If you’re a fan of BBW’s then you’ve hit the jackpot. Is she pretty? I know that Gentlelovemaking mentioned she wouldn’t look out of place in an R’n’B nightclub, Chris Brown video, etc., but I think only fully clothed! In lingerie, I’m not so sure. Yes, she has a flattish stomach, but she wasn’t quite what I was expecting from her pics on AW and UKP and from the reviews on here.
 
In terms of bodyshape, if you look at the chart on Gentlelovemaking’s post, I’d say she’s now an E type body-shape rather than a D which she may well have been when he met her.

Communications

I originally booked Loubb98 through AW. She responded by text, which I only picked up later in the day as I was busy in meetings. I expected her to respond on AW as this allows a punter to get another notch on the AW counter for escorts that will only see peeps with +ve feedback, etc. Lou got the times I’d requested on AW messed up by an hour. We and eventually agreed to meet at her place for 8.30 for a 30 minutes session.

She gave me her postcode as I left my car park. When I got near to her place, I parked up so I could call her to inform her I was close (5 mins or so on the Sat Nav) and (as is my modus operandi) to ask her to wear something that would show off her curves. I received a cursory text message telling me it was too late as she was already in lingerie.  :mad:WTF? How long does it take to find a dress and put some killer heels on? Oh well, thought this ain’t started well, but given I’d already driven 15 miles or so, thought feck it and drove up to her place! I sent her another text as I pulled up near her and she gave me her flat number.

Location

Hounslow, near the Budget Hotel Ibis, where I’ve coincidentally punted another ebony. I have reviewed this one of AW, but note she no longer advertises on the site!

Loubb98’s actually lives on the ground floor flat of a large house. I’d call where she lives a bedsit as it is a bedroom, shower on the right (bit manky) and erm, that’s it! The place was a mess. She explained this was because she was travelling. Would explain why she couldn’t find a dress? The bed was in the corner. Room wasn’t well lit, but sufficiently lit to see her. Her mobile was playing some R’n’B, which although I like, should’ve asked her to switch off, as it does nothing for me, and as I’ve mentioned on other reviews, actually puts me off.. !

Price & Duration

£120 for 30 minutes punt.

I was probably in her flat for more than 30 minutes, but then I did shower before and after. (You’ll realise why I showered after you read the ‘Action’ paragraph!).

If I’m going to be honest, there wasn’t any clockwatching from her, and as I was drying from showering after the punt, we ended up having a short chat about her holiday as she was visiting somewhere I’d been several times.

Action

As mentioned earlier, I got the impression that we’d got off on the wrong footing when I asked her to wear a dress and heels. Looking back, I feel this this impacted the meet and rest of the session.

She offered a shower which I took up. As I got out of the shower and was drying, I asked for FK, (which to be honest I was expecting without having to ask), but she flat refused. “I don’t do FK” was her response. WTF, I thought, you have a bottle of half used Listerine in the shower. That is for punters to use so they can FK. I was well pissed off!  :diablo:Unfortunately, I’d already parted with my £120 as I’d handed it to her before I went into the shower. Schoolboy error, as Lou hadn’t even asked for it! Now FK (and especially DFK) is a deal breaker for me. I really enjoy it as part of the punt and if it isn’t reciprocated, I will never enjoy the session! Now I can accept FK if I’m paying £50 or £60, but FFS, I’m paying £120. And although you’ve indicated FK is discretionary, you shouldn’t really say ‘I don’t do FK’ That makes your profile FAKE and you a lying little skank!

Going forward, I really need to put my foot down and demand the escort partakes in the £20 DFK test going forward!

So no FK, but I was naked now, so forced to continue. Lou turned around to give me a lap dance. I let her do that for 30 seconds, before thinking, forget this, and already a bit miffed about how things had gone, turned her around, and grabbed her head to go in for some light kissing. Thankfully, I managed to kiss her lips and my tongue even managed to lick her teeth. Better than nothing I thought! Played around for a little while grabbing her butt, sides, boobs, etc. She then proceeded to blow me without, (without prompting) which was nice given what had happened so far! I can’t say the BJ was anything to write about, so I’ll leave it at that, save for Lou basically concentrates on your tool. And that’s it! There no action around the balls, no tongue action, no spitting, etc. All in all very very vanilla. GF, , yes, but a very inexperienced GF IMO!

I asked her to sit on my face. As I said, she’s a big unit and boy did she sit on my face! I could hardly breathe. I know some blokes love this and pay extra for this but not gonna lie, this was my first time and it was not enjoyable. What compounded my misery was Lou had clearly not washed down there. Down there smelled like my local chippy. This came as a shock given she appeared to be nicely presented and had enough time to clean herself after her last punter! This was an absolute no no for me. FFS, I’d showered so surely she could’ve done the same before I got there! Anyway, asked her to get off and continued the punt. Rimmed her for a couple of minutes before she put a jacket on my tool. Tried doggie and me on top. I didn’t dare try her on top! To be honest, she wasn’t reciprocating, there didn’t appear to be any enjoyment or emotion from her, and after a couple of minutes, I simply got bored and suggested I cum over her titties. She said fine, but ‘mind the face’! I thought fcuk you, so asked her to turn around so I could release on her ass instead! Played with her ass, whilst I tried to cum. As I was wanking myself, I snuck a sneaky finger up her butt!! She shrieked and said ‘get outta my ass, that and anal is not on offer’! Too late, I’d already cum over her butt, so at least I got some value out of the punt!

Would I return?

No way. I really didn’t connect with Lou and honestly, I don’t really know why. Surely it wasn’t the dress request? I mean most birds will be hosting a punter before and after I’ve visited, so what’s the blooming point of asking them to wear something and hour or two before our meeting, as the chances are, she’ll simply forget my request? And how long does it take to find and flipping put on a dress! Unlike my recent session with SweetHotJulie (who I’ve reviewed), here’s a bird who I had absolutely no expectations before the punt, but left satisfied! With Lou, I expected big t’ings and left feeling really crap and flat! I’m not going to lie, about ¾ into our session, I was considering asking her to leave (without cumming) so I could save it for one of other three options if they were still available.  How rubbish is that.
 
As a result, I regard the overall punt and experience a big fat (excuse the pun) negative from me!

As always, musings are all my opinions.

Monger2468

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the very useful, detailed review. 

This girl is clearly taking the piss and thinks just because she is young black SP she can charge extremely high fees for a shit service and treat punters with contempt.   

She's taking punters for granted, not providing a service on her list even though you are fresh, and not even bothering to wash, while at the same time charging a ridiculous amount. 

One shouldn't assume FK is automatically available and it's a warning flag to me when SPs only have it listed "at discretion" on their likes list, which usually means never or, at best, if you're good looking and a regular.

If you're going for 15mins for a reasonable rate, then it's not that annoying, but, as you've said, I'm afraid you have to double check about FK beforehand if that's what you want, certainly when you are paying such high fees.

[Dark_Gable]

Thank you very much for your review and sorry to hear about your negative experience

She's been at the very top of my hotlist for a while now but I've not gotten around to her yet due to the distance from me and her previous restrictions on clientele (AW feedback was previously required but this has now been relaxed).

I was previously interested in a 1hr/£200 punt with her as a little treat for myself which far exceeds my typical punting costs (£100 per punt maximum). I would expect hygiene/location/service to be excellent at that price.

[SantanaCarlos]

Loubb98 - External Link/Members Only

Action

As mentioned earlier, I got the impression that we’d got off on the wrong footing when I asked her to wear a dress and heels. Looking back, I feel this this impacted the meet and rest of the session.

She offered a shower which I took up. As I got out of the shower and was drying, I asked for FK, (which to be honest I was expecting without having to ask), but she flat refused. “I don’t do FK” was her response. WTF, I thought, you have a bottle of half used Listerine in the shower. That is for punters to use so they can FK. I was well pissed off!  :diablo:Unfortunately, I’d already parted with my £120 as I’d handed it to her before I went into the shower. Schoolboy error, as Lou hadn’t even asked for it! Now FK (and especially DFK) is a deal breaker for me. I really enjoy it as part of the punt and if it isn’t reciprocated, I will never enjoy the session! Now I can accept FK if I’m paying £50 or £60, but FFS, I’m paying £120. And although you’ve indicated FK is discretionary, you shouldn’t really say ‘I don’t do FK’ That makes your profile FAKE and you a lying little skank!

Going forward, I really need to put my foot down and demand the escort partakes in the £20 DFK test going forward!

So no FK, but I was naked now, so forced to continue. Lou turned around to give me a lap dance. I let her do that for 30 seconds, before thinking, forget this, and already a bit miffed about how things had gone, turned her around, and grabbed her head to go in for some light kissing. Thankfully, I managed to kiss her lips and my tongue even managed to lick her teeth. Better than nothing I thought! Played around for a little while grabbing her butt, sides, boobs, etc. She then proceeded to blow me without, (without prompting) which was nice given what had happened so far! I can’t say the BJ was anything to write about, so I’ll leave it at that, save for Lou basically concentrates on your tool. And that’s it! There no action around the balls, no tongue action, no spitting, etc. All in all very very vanilla. GF, , yes, but a very inexperienced GF IMO!

I asked her to sit on my face. As I said, she’s a big unit and boy did she sit on my face! I could hardly breathe. I know some blokes love this and pay extra for this but not gonna lie, this was my first time and it was not enjoyable. What compounded my misery was Lou had clearly not washed down there. Down there smelled like my local chippy. This came as a shock given she appeared to be nicely presented and had enough time to clean herself after her last punter! This was an absolute no no for me. FFS, I’d showered so surely she could’ve done the same before I got there! Anyway, asked her to get off and continued the punt. Rimmed her for a couple of minutes before she put a jacket on my tool. Tried doggie and me on top. I didn’t dare try her on top! To be honest, she wasn’t reciprocating, there didn’t appear to be any enjoyment or emotion from her, and after a couple of minutes, I simply got bored and suggested I cum over her titties. She said fine, but ‘mind the face’! I thought fcuk you, so asked her to turn around so I could release on her ass instead! Played with her ass, whilst I tried to cum. As I was wanking myself, I snuck a sneaky finger up her butt!! She shrieked and said ‘get outta my ass, that and anal is not on offer’! Too late, I’d already cum over her butt, so at least I got some value out of the punt!

Would I return?

No way. I really didn’t connect with Lou and honestly, I don’t really know why. Surely it wasn’t the dress request? I mean most birds will be hosting a punter before and after I’ve visited, so what’s the blooming point of asking them to wear something and hour or two before our meeting, as the chances are, she’ll simply forget my request? And how long does it take to find and flipping put on a dress! Unlike my recent session with SweetHotJulie (who I’ve reviewed), here’s a bird who I had absolutely no expectations before the punt, but left satisfied! With Lou, I expected big t’ings and left feeling really crap and flat! I’m not going to lie, about ¾ into our session, I was considering asking her to leave (without cumming) so I could save it for one of other three options if they were still available.  How rubbish is that.
 
As a result, I regard the overall punt and experience a big fat (excuse the pun) negative from me!

As always, musings are all my opinions.

Monger2468

Thanks for the review OP.

Commiserations on your dire experience especially at that price point this prossie charges. You mentioned you asked her for FK in which she declined, yet you grabbed her head & went in. Could this be why she was unresponsive thereafter thus the lack of connection? 

Was pondering a return visit but since her oral still lacks gusto & the weight gain, I will give this one a wide birth.

One shouldn't assume FK is automatically available

+1.

Confirm services before handing over your hard earned otherwise you risk the chance of being shortchanged.

Better luck on your next punt.

[StiffChocolate91]

Loubb98 - External Link/Members Only

Was feeling randy and thought I needed to unleash. Did a search on AW referencing feedback on UKP, and narrowed potentials down to: -

1.  Loubb98;
2.  RaunchyKareena
3.  XxxPersia; or
4.  RebeccabigAss and Paloa Hot threesome

Anyway, after reading Gentlelovemaking, 27ade, and Santana11’s reviews, I settled on Loubb98. 

Profile & Pics of Loubb98

I can confirm that facially she is the girl from the slightly hidden pics. But no way are those pics recent. She is much bigger in person especially her ass and legs. They are huge! If you’re a fan of BBW’s then you’ve hit the jackpot. Is she pretty? I know that Gentlelovemaking mentioned she wouldn’t look out of place in an R’n’B nightclub, Chris Brown video, etc., but I think only fully clothed! In lingerie, I’m not so sure. Yes, she has a flattish stomach, but she wasn’t quite what I was expecting from her pics on AW and UKP and from the reviews on here.
 
In terms of bodyshape, if you look at the chart on Gentlelovemaking’s post, I’d say she’s now an E type body-shape rather than a D which she may well have been when he met her.

Communications

I originally booked Loubb98 through AW. She responded by text, which I only picked up later in the day as I was busy in meetings. I expected her to respond on AW as this allows a punter to get another notch on the AW counter for escorts that will only see peeps with +ve feedback, etc. Lou got the times I’d requested on AW messed up by an hour. We and eventually agreed to meet at her place for 8.30 for a 30 minutes session.

She gave me her postcode as I left my car park. When I got near to her place, I parked up so I could call her to inform her I was close (5 mins or so on the Sat Nav) and (as is my modus operandi) to ask her to wear something that would show off her curves. I received a cursory text message telling me it was too late as she was already in lingerie.  :mad:WTF? How long does it take to find a dress and put some killer heels on? Oh well, thought this ain’t started well, but given I’d already driven 15 miles or so, thought feck it and drove up to her place! I sent her another text as I pulled up near her and she gave me her flat number.

Location

Hounslow, near the Budget Hotel Ibis, where I’ve coincidentally punted another ebony. I have reviewed this one of AW, but note she no longer advertises on the site!

Loubb98’s actually lives on the ground floor flat of a large house. I’d call where she lives a bedsit as it is a bedroom, shower on the right (bit manky) and erm, that’s it! The place was a mess. She explained this was because she was travelling. Would explain why she couldn’t find a dress? The bed was in the corner. Room wasn’t well lit, but sufficiently lit to see her. Her mobile was playing some R’n’B, which although I like, should’ve asked her to switch off, as it does nothing for me, and as I’ve mentioned on other reviews, actually puts me off.. !

Price & Duration

£120 for 30 minutes punt.

I was probably in her flat for more than 30 minutes, but then I did shower before and after. (You’ll realise why I showered after you read the ‘Action’ paragraph!).

If I’m going to be honest, there wasn’t any clockwatching from her, and as I was drying from showering after the punt, we ended up having a short chat about her holiday as she was visiting somewhere I’d been several times.

Action

As mentioned earlier, I got the impression that we’d got off on the wrong footing when I asked her to wear a dress and heels. Looking back, I feel this this impacted the meet and rest of the session.

She offered a shower which I took up. As I got out of the shower and was drying, I asked for FK, (which to be honest I was expecting without having to ask), but she flat refused. “I don’t do FK” was her response. WTF, I thought, you have a bottle of half used Listerine in the shower. That is for punters to use so they can FK. I was well pissed off!  :diablo:Unfortunately, I’d already parted with my £120 as I’d handed it to her before I went into the shower. Schoolboy error, as Lou hadn’t even asked for it! Now FK (and especially DFK) is a deal breaker for me. I really enjoy it as part of the punt and if it isn’t reciprocated, I will never enjoy the session! Now I can accept FK if I’m paying £50 or £60, but FFS, I’m paying £120. And although you’ve indicated FK is discretionary, you shouldn’t really say ‘I don’t do FK’ That makes your profile FAKE and you a lying little skank!

Going forward, I really need to put my foot down and demand the escort partakes in the £20 DFK test going forward!

So no FK, but I was naked now, so forced to continue. Lou turned around to give me a lap dance. I let her do that for 30 seconds, before thinking, forget this, and already a bit miffed about how things had gone, turned her around, and grabbed her head to go in for some light kissing. Thankfully, I managed to kiss her lips and my tongue even managed to lick her teeth. Better than nothing I thought! Played around for a little while grabbing her butt, sides, boobs, etc. She then proceeded to blow me without, (without prompting) which was nice given what had happened so far! I can’t say the BJ was anything to write about, so I’ll leave it at that, save for Lou basically concentrates on your tool. And that’s it! There no action around the balls, no tongue action, no spitting, etc. All in all very very vanilla. GF, , yes, but a very inexperienced GF IMO!

I asked her to sit on my face. As I said, she’s a big unit and boy did she sit on my face! I could hardly breathe. I know some blokes love this and pay extra for this but not gonna lie, this was my first time and it was not enjoyable. What compounded my misery was Lou had clearly not washed down there. Down there smelled like my local chippy. This came as a shock given she appeared to be nicely presented and had enough time to clean herself after her last punter! This was an absolute no no for me. FFS, I’d showered so surely she could’ve done the same before I got there! Anyway, asked her to get off and continued the punt. Rimmed her for a couple of minutes before she put a jacket on my tool. Tried doggie and me on top. I didn’t dare try her on top! To be honest, she wasn’t reciprocating, there didn’t appear to be any enjoyment or emotion from her, and after a couple of minutes, I simply got bored and suggested I cum over her titties. She said fine, but ‘mind the face’! I thought fcuk you, so asked her to turn around so I could release on her ass instead! Played with her ass, whilst I tried to cum. As I was wanking myself, I snuck a sneaky finger up her butt!! She shrieked and said ‘get outta my ass, that and anal is not on offer’! Too late, I’d already cum over her butt, so at least I got some value out of the punt!

Would I return?

No way. I really didn’t connect with Lou and honestly, I don’t really know why. Surely it wasn’t the dress request? I mean most birds will be hosting a punter before and after I’ve visited, so what’s the blooming point of asking them to wear something and hour or two before our meeting, as the chances are, she’ll simply forget my request? And how long does it take to find and flipping put on a dress! Unlike my recent session with SweetHotJulie (who I’ve reviewed), here’s a bird who I had absolutely no expectations before the punt, but left satisfied! With Lou, I expected big t’ings and left feeling really crap and flat! I’m not going to lie, about ¾ into our session, I was considering asking her to leave (without cumming) so I could save it for one of other three options if they were still available.  How rubbish is that.
 
As a result, I regard the overall punt and experience a big fat (excuse the pun) negative from me!

As always, musings are all my opinions.

Monger2468

Sorry you had such a poor experience with her. I saw her at the end of last year and had a great time. Maybe it was just that you simply didn't connect. Shame really

[Cunning Punt]

Sorry you had such a poor experience with her. I saw her at the end of last year and had a great time.Maybe it was just that you simply didn't connect.Shame really

That makes it sound like you are saying it wasn't her fault and was "just one of those things".

She refused to FK him despite it being on her profile, his fresh breath and her high price tag, plus she hadn't showered after the previous punters.

That isn't YMMV or just a matter of not connecting.

[peter purves]

Profile & Pics of Loubb98

I can confirm that facially she is the girl from the slightly hidden pics. But no way are those pics recent. She is much bigger in person especially her ass and legs. They are huge! If you’re a fan of BBW’s then you’ve hit the jackpot. Is she pretty? I know that Gentlelovemaking mentioned she wouldn’t look out of place in an R’n’B nightclub, Chris Brown video, etc., but I think only fully clothed! In lingerie, I’m not so sure. Yes, she has a flattish stomach, but she wasn’t quite what I was expecting from her pics on AW and UKP and from the reviews on here.
 
In terms of bodyshape, if you look at the chart on Gentlelovemaking’s post, I’d say she’s now an E type body-shape rather than a D which she may well have been when he met her.

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[dubhcarr]

sounds horrendous for the money OP.........a disorganized girl?............dirty/smally?.......my hard earned stays put she is taking the piss.........thanks for your review     

[Rochelle]

Loubb98 - External Link/Members Only

Was feeling randy and thought I needed to unleash. Did a search on AW referencing feedback on UKP, and narrowed potentials down to: -

1.  Loubb98;
2.  RaunchyKareena
3.  XxxPersia; or
4.  RebeccabigAss and Paloa Hot threesome

Anyway, after reading Gentlelovemaking, 27ade, and Santana11’s reviews, I settled on Loubb98. 

Profile & Pics of Loubb98

I can confirm that facially she is the girl from the slightly hidden pics. But no way are those pics recent. She is much bigger in person especially her ass and legs. They are huge! If you’re a fan of BBW’s then you’ve hit the jackpot. Is she pretty? I know that Gentlelovemaking mentioned she wouldn’t look out of place in an R’n’B nightclub, Chris Brown video, etc., but I think only fully clothed! In lingerie, I’m not so sure. Yes, she has a flattish stomach, but she wasn’t quite what I was expecting from her pics on AW and UKP and from the reviews on here.
 
In terms of bodyshape, if you look at the chart on Gentlelovemaking’s post, I’d say she’s now an E type body-shape rather than a D which she may well have been when he met her.

Communications

I originally booked Loubb98 through AW. She responded by text, which I only picked up later in the day as I was busy in meetings. I expected her to respond on AW as this allows a punter to get another notch on the AW counter for escorts that will only see peeps with +ve feedback, etc. Lou got the times I’d requested on AW messed up by an hour. We and eventually agreed to meet at her place for 8.30 for a 30 minutes session.

She gave me her postcode as I left my car park. When I got near to her place, I parked up so I could call her to inform her I was close (5 mins or so on the Sat Nav) and (as is my modus operandi) to ask her to wear something that would show off her curves. I received a cursory text message telling me it was too late as she was already in lingerie.  :mad:WTF? How long does it take to find a dress and put some killer heels on? Oh well, thought this ain’t started well, but given I’d already driven 15 miles or so, thought feck it and drove up to her place! I sent her another text as I pulled up near her and she gave me her flat number.

Location

Hounslow, near the Budget Hotel Ibis, where I’ve coincidentally punted another ebony. I have reviewed this one of AW, but note she no longer advertises on the site!

Loubb98’s actually lives on the ground floor flat of a large house. I’d call where she lives a bedsit as it is a bedroom, shower on the right (bit manky) and erm, that’s it! The place was a mess. She explained this was because she was travelling. Would explain why she couldn’t find a dress? The bed was in the corner. Room wasn’t well lit, but sufficiently lit to see her. Her mobile was playing some R’n’B, which although I like, should’ve asked her to switch off, as it does nothing for me, and as I’ve mentioned on other reviews, actually puts me off.. !

Price & Duration

£120 for 30 minutes punt.

I was probably in her flat for more than 30 minutes, but then I did shower before and after. (You’ll realise why I showered after you read the ‘Action’ paragraph!).

If I’m going to be honest, there wasn’t any clockwatching from her, and as I was drying from showering after the punt, we ended up having a short chat about her holiday as she was visiting somewhere I’d been several times.

Action

As mentioned earlier, I got the impression that we’d got off on the wrong footing when I asked her to wear a dress and heels. Looking back, I feel this this impacted the meet and rest of the session.

She offered a shower which I took up. As I got out of the shower and was drying, I asked for FK, (which to be honest I was expecting without having to ask), but she flat refused. “I don’t do FK” was her response. WTF, I thought, you have a bottle of half used Listerine in the shower. That is for punters to use so they can FK. I was well pissed off!  :diablo:Unfortunately, I’d already parted with my £120 as I’d handed it to her before I went into the shower. Schoolboy error, as Lou hadn’t even asked for it! Now FK (and especially DFK) is a deal breaker for me. I really enjoy it as part of the punt and if it isn’t reciprocated, I will never enjoy the session! Now I can accept FK if I’m paying £50 or £60, but FFS, I’m paying £120. And although you’ve indicated FK is discretionary, you shouldn’t really say ‘I don’t do FK’ That makes your profile FAKE and you a lying little skank!

Going forward, I really need to put my foot down and demand the escort partakes in the £20 DFK test going forward!

So no FK, but I was naked now, so forced to continue. Lou turned around to give me a lap dance. I let her do that for 30 seconds, before thinking, forget this, and already a bit miffed about how things had gone, turned her around, and grabbed her head to go in for some light kissing. Thankfully, I managed to kiss her lips and my tongue even managed to lick her teeth. Better than nothing I thought! Played around for a little while grabbing her butt, sides, boobs, etc. She then proceeded to blow me without, (without prompting) which was nice given what had happened so far! I can’t say the BJ was anything to write about, so I’ll leave it at that, save for Lou basically concentrates on your tool. And that’s it! There no action around the balls, no tongue action, no spitting, etc. All in all very very vanilla. GF, , yes, but a very inexperienced GF IMO!

I asked her to sit on my face. As I said, she’s a big unit and boy did she sit on my face! I could hardly breathe. I know some blokes love this and pay extra for this but not gonna lie, this was my first time and it was not enjoyable. What compounded my misery was Lou had clearly not washed down there. Down there smelled like my local chippy. This came as a shock given she appeared to be nicely presented and had enough time to clean herself after her last punter! This was an absolute no no for me. FFS, I’d showered so surely she could’ve done the same before I got there! Anyway, asked her to get off and continued the punt. Rimmed her for a couple of minutes before she put a jacket on my tool. Tried doggie and me on top. I didn’t dare try her on top! To be honest, she wasn’t reciprocating, there didn’t appear to be any enjoyment or emotion from her, and after a couple of minutes, I simply got bored and suggested I cum over her titties. She said fine, but ‘mind the face’! I thought fcuk you, so asked her to turn around so I could release on her ass instead! Played with her ass, whilst I tried to cum. As I was wanking myself, I snuck a sneaky finger up her butt!! She shrieked and said ‘get outta my ass, that and anal is not on offer’! Too late, I’d already cum over her butt, so at least I got some value out of the punt!

Would I return?

No way. I really didn’t connect with Lou and honestly, I don’t really know why. Surely it wasn’t the dress request? I mean most birds will be hosting a punter before and after I’ve visited, so what’s the blooming point of asking them to wear something and hour or two before our meeting, as the chances are, she’ll simply forget my request? And how long does it take to find and flipping put on a dress! Unlike my recent session with SweetHotJulie (who I’ve reviewed), here’s a bird who I had absolutely no expectations before the punt, but left satisfied! With Lou, I expected big t’ings and left feeling really crap and flat! I’m not going to lie, about ¾ into our session, I was considering asking her to leave (without cumming) so I could save it for one of other three options if they were still available.  How rubbish is that.
 
As a result, I regard the overall punt and experience a big fat (excuse the pun) negative from me!

As always, musings are all my opinions.

Monger2468

It's terrible that she didn't wash and a shame that she refused French kissing. However, after she refused, to try to force her to do it was wrong. Even worse was putting a finger in her bum when there is nothing about anal on her profile and you knew it wasn't on offer.

[Monger2468]

It's terrible that she didn't wash and a shame that she refused French kissing. However, after she refused, to try to force her to do it was wrong. Even worse was putting a finger in her bum when there is nothing about anal on her profile and you knew it wasn't on offer.

Peeps are entitled to their opinion, but in my defence: -

FK was off the table, not light kissing which is what I got; and
I didn't have time to check my phone to see whether anal play was in her likes. As soon as she said, no, I took my finger out 

She didn't make a deal about it and we even had a chat about her vacation at the end of the punt.

Anyway, I've reviewed her, and IMO, she's a negative. Others have said she's a positive, with some saying she's super positive. I hope peeps now have a balance and unlike me, perhaps ask Loubb98 for what is, and what isn't available during the punt. I simply thought every thing would be on offer based on previous reviews! I'll use my punt as experience and ask escorts before hand what's available and try the £20 DFK test 

Monger2468

[James999]

Even worse was putting a finger in her bum when there is nothing about anal on her profile

Her profile is clearly bollocks, as it states she FK yet in the meet she told him she doesn't, stop trying to make the client at fault in what was clearly a expensive & crap punt 

[Monger2468]

Sorry you had such a poor experience with her. I saw her at the end of last year and had a great time. Maybe it was just that you simply didn't connect. Shame really

I can see where you coming from re not connecting with Loubb98. I've just been racking my mind and trying to work out why? Part of me now thinks maybe her mind was on her flight early next morning and she was just after another £120 for duty free 

But not washing down there properly, or stating that FK is discretionary on your profile, when in fact it's not available is info. that peeps will really take from my review. For me, that was wrong especially as there's an argument she's a higher class escort as those prices! I think her head was elsewhere and perhaps if I'd seen her earlier in the day my experience would've been better? Again, if peeps are intending to punt her, perhaps earlier dates are the way to go?

Monger2468

[Anadin]

It's terrible that she didn't wash and a shame that she refused French kissing. However, after she refused, to try to force her to do it was wrong. Even worse was putting a finger in her bum when there is nothing about anal on her profile and you knew it wasn't on offer.

Agreeing with a WG on this site is probably bad form but yep.

[yeahbaby]

Agreeing with a WG on this site is probably bad form but yep.

Agreeing with a valid point shouldn't be...

Her points are...

I agree

[Bassman]

Firstly, mouthwash on hand doesn’t mean it’s there so she can FK someone. It’s obviously for after she sucks dudes off. But then again, she didn’t shower before the OP visited, so maybe it’s a good thing there’s no FK lol!

Sweaty pum is one thing, but to have it all up on you! 

[Rochelle]

Her profile is clearly bollocks, as it states she FK yet in the meet she told him she doesn't, stop trying to make the client at fault in what was clearly a expensive & crap punt 

Never said he was at fault for the crap punt, nor was I trying to imply that. I simply pointed out a couple of things that made him seem a bit dodgy. If someone knows anal play or anything like that isn't allowed, putting a finger up there is wrong.

[Rochelle]

Peeps are entitled to their opinion, but in my defence: -

FK was off the table, not light kissing which is what I got; and
I didn't have time to check my phone to see whether anal play was in her likes. As soon as she said, no, I took my finger out 

She didn't make a deal about it and we even had a chat about her vacation at the end of the punt.

Anyway, I've reviewed her, and IMO, she's a negative. Others have said she's a positive, with some saying she's super positive. I hope peeps now have a balance and unlike me, perhaps ask Loubb98 for what is, and what isn't available during the punt. I simply thought every thing would be on offer based on previous reviews! I'll use my punt as experience and ask escorts before hand what's available and try the £20 DFK test 

Monger2468

You said that you snuck a sneaky finger up her butt - that indicates you knew or had some idea it wasn't on offer. And despite what one guy said, I'm not blaming you for a shit punt.

[StiffChocolate91]

That makes it sound like you are saying it wasn't her fault and was "just one of those things".

She refused to FK him despite it being on her profile, his fresh breath and her high price tag, plus she hadn't showered after the previous punters.

That isn't YMMV or just a matter of not connecting.

That wasn't my intention at all. I totally agree with your points here. When I saw her, FK was on offer and as I said I had a good time overall.

The stuff about not connecting, I took from the original review. I was just suggesting this may have contributed to her delivering a below par service on this occasion.

Agreed the personal hygiene issue is not acceptable.

[StiffChocolate91]

I can see where you coming from re not connecting with Loubb98. I've just been racking my mind and trying to work out why? Part of me now thinks maybe her mind was on her flight early next morning and she was just after another £120 for duty free 

But not washing down there properly, or stating that FK is discretionary on your profile, when in fact it's not available is info. that peeps will really take from my review. For me, that was wrong especially as there's an argument she's a higher class escort as those prices! I think her head was elsewhere and perhaps if I'd seen her earlier in the day my experience would've been better? Again, if peeps are intending to punt her, perhaps earlier dates are the way to go?

Monger2468

Yeah maybe that was the case. Totally agree that the hygiene issue is just not acceptable.

[Monger2468]

You said that you snuck a sneaky finger up her butt - that indicates you knew or had some idea it wasn't on offer. And despite what one guy said, I'm not blaming you for a shit punt.

Sneaky as in you try push the boat out as far as you can on the punt. Whilst trying to cum, I was playing with her pussy whilst she laid on her back and my finger started playing with her arsehole. She didn't mind (nor the rimming) so yes I tried my luck and stuck my finger in. After she said no, the finger duly came out!  I can't recall, but I'm sure I apologised - and for completeness, I didn't know whether anal play was or was not on offer. I simply assumed it was having had no complaints when I rimmed her!

[last_days_of_logan]

Sorry you had such a poor experience with her. I saw her at the end of last year and had a great time. Maybe it was just that you simply didn't connect. Shame really

+1

mine was a good experience...not "great" but definitely positive with a lot of scope to become a great one as we chatted about things we would do next time

shame really for the OP as this clearly shows that she will perform or put in a sub-par performance for some people on purpose..questions her / speaks to her consistency as an SP but i think the bad meet was destined to happen as both OP and SP appeared to be in a not so positive mind set before hand?

[gazza38]

Thanks for the very useful, detailed review. 

This girl is clearly taking the piss and thinks just because she is young black SP she can charge extremely high fees for a shit service and treat punters with contempt.   

Ermmm....I doubt that very much mate. Race has nothing to do with fees

[Cunning Punt]

Ermmm....I doubt that very much mate. Race has nothing to do with fees

Well I reckon it does but not in the sinister way you think. There aren't many ebony or Indian escorts, so they are in demand and therefore a lot of them get away with charging a lot of money for what is, in many cases, a poor service.

Would a girl who was white, based in Ealing and who provided a fairly poor service and was unhygienic be able to sustain rates of £120/£200 for several months? Of course not.

[gazza38]

Well I reckon it does but not in the sinister way you think. There aren't many ebony or Indian escorts, so they are in demand and therefore a lot of them get away with charging a lot of money for what is, in many cases, a poor service.

Would a girl who was white, based in Ealing and who provided a fairly poor service and was unhygienic be able to sustain rates of £120/£200 for several months? Of course not.

Yes of course, it happens all the time, regardless of race. There is always some idiot willing to pay the ridic fees

[Cunning Punt]

Yes of course, it happens all the time, regardless of race. There is always some idiot willing to pay the ridic fees

Read what I actually said.

Of course escorts of all nationalities/backgrounds try it on with ridiculous fees.

However, as I clearly said, very few escorts - certainly outside central London - can actually sustain such high prices for several months without having a rare selling point.

Hers is, to quote previous review headlines because she is a "big booty ebony", "curvaceous ebony", "ebony BBW" and see other comments on the threads about her:

Fancied another ebony punt

Black British girls tend to charge some mental prices.

If you think that escorts aren't aware of their RSPs - whether that be their ethnicity, giant tits or being a pornstar - and look to cash in accordingly, then you're being very naïve.