Loubb98 -
External Link/Members OnlyWas feeling randy and thought I needed to unleash. Did a search on AW referencing feedback on UKP, and narrowed potentials down to: -
1. Loubb98;
2. RaunchyKareena
3. XxxPersia; or
4. RebeccabigAss and Paloa Hot threesome
Anyway, after reading Gentlelovemaking, 27ade, and Santana11’s reviews, I settled on Loubb98.

Profile & Pics of Loubb98
I can confirm that facially she is the girl from the slightly hidden pics. But no way are those pics recent. She is much bigger in person especially her ass and legs. They are huge! If you’re a fan of BBW’s then you’ve hit the jackpot. Is she pretty? I know that Gentlelovemaking mentioned she wouldn’t look out of place in an R’n’B nightclub, Chris Brown video, etc., but I think only fully clothed! In lingerie, I’m not so sure. Yes, she has a flattish stomach, but she wasn’t quite what I was expecting from her pics on AW and UKP and from the reviews on here.
In terms of bodyshape, if you look at the chart on Gentlelovemaking’s post, I’d say she’s now an E type body-shape rather than a D which she may well have been when he met her.
Communications
I originally booked Loubb98 through AW. She responded by text, which I only picked up later in the day as I was busy in meetings. I expected her to respond on AW as this allows a punter to get another notch on the AW counter for escorts that will only see peeps with +ve feedback, etc. Lou got the times I’d requested on AW messed up by an hour. We and eventually agreed to meet at her place for 8.30 for a 30 minutes session.
She gave me her postcode as I left my car park. When I got near to her place, I parked up so I could call her to inform her I was close (5 mins or so on the Sat Nav) and (as is my modus operandi) to ask her to wear something that would show off her curves. I received a cursory text message telling me it was too late as she was already in lingerie. :mad:WTF? How long does it take to find a dress and put some killer heels on? Oh well, thought this ain’t started well, but given I’d already driven 15 miles or so, thought feck it and drove up to her place! I sent her another text as I pulled up near her and she gave me her flat number.
Location
Hounslow, near the Budget Hotel Ibis, where I’ve coincidentally punted another ebony. I have reviewed this one of AW, but note she no longer advertises on the site!
Loubb98’s actually lives on the ground floor flat of a large house. I’d call where she lives a bedsit as it is a bedroom, shower on the right (bit manky) and erm, that’s it! The place was a mess. She explained this was because she was travelling. Would explain why she couldn’t find a dress? The bed was in the corner. Room wasn’t well lit, but sufficiently lit to see her. Her mobile was playing some R’n’B, which although I like, should’ve asked her to switch off, as it does nothing for me, and as I’ve mentioned on other reviews, actually puts me off.. !
Price & Duration
£120 for 30 minutes punt.
I was probably in her flat for more than 30 minutes, but then I did shower before and after. (You’ll realise why I showered after you read the ‘Action’ paragraph!).
If I’m going to be honest, there wasn’t any clockwatching from her, and as I was drying from showering after the punt, we ended up having a short chat about her holiday as she was visiting somewhere I’d been several times.
Action
As mentioned earlier, I got the impression that we’d got off on the wrong footing when I asked her to wear a dress and heels. Looking back, I feel this this impacted the meet and rest of the session.
She offered a shower which I took up. As I got out of the shower and was drying, I asked for FK, (which to be honest I was expecting without having to ask), but she flat refused. “I don’t do FK” was her response. WTF, I thought, you have a bottle of half used Listerine in the shower. That is for punters to use so they can FK. I was well pissed off! :diablo:Unfortunately, I’d already parted with my £120 as I’d handed it to her before I went into the shower. Schoolboy error, as Lou hadn’t even asked for it! Now FK (and especially DFK) is a deal breaker for me. I really enjoy it as part of the punt and if it isn’t reciprocated, I will never enjoy the session! Now I can accept FK if I’m paying £50 or £60, but FFS, I’m paying £120. And although you’ve indicated FK is discretionary, you shouldn’t really say ‘I don’t do FK’ That makes your profile FAKE and you a lying little skank!

Going forward, I really need to put my foot down and demand the escort partakes in the £20 DFK test going forward!

So no FK, but I was naked now, so forced to continue. Lou turned around to give me a lap dance. I let her do that for 30 seconds, before thinking, forget this, and already a bit miffed about how things had gone, turned her around, and grabbed her head to go in for some light kissing. Thankfully, I managed to kiss her lips and my tongue even managed to lick her teeth. Better than nothing I thought! Played around for a little while grabbing her butt, sides, boobs, etc. She then proceeded to blow me without, (without prompting) which was nice given what had happened so far! I can’t say the BJ was anything to write about, so I’ll leave it at that, save for Lou basically concentrates on your tool. And that’s it! There no action around the balls, no tongue action, no spitting, etc. All in all very very vanilla. GF, , yes, but a very inexperienced GF IMO!

I asked her to sit on my face. As I said, she’s a big unit and boy did she sit on my face! I could hardly breathe. I know some blokes love this and pay extra for this but not gonna lie, this was my first time and it was not enjoyable. What compounded my misery was Lou had clearly not washed down there. Down there smelled like my local chippy. This came as a shock given she appeared to be nicely presented and had enough time to clean herself after her last punter! This was an absolute no no for me. FFS, I’d showered so surely she could’ve done the same before I got there! Anyway, asked her to get off and continued the punt. Rimmed her for a couple of minutes before she put a jacket on my tool. Tried doggie and me on top. I didn’t dare try her on top! To be honest, she wasn’t reciprocating, there didn’t appear to be any enjoyment or emotion from her, and after a couple of minutes, I simply got bored and suggested I cum over her titties. She said fine, but ‘mind the face’! I thought fcuk you, so asked her to turn around so I could release on her ass instead! Played with her ass, whilst I tried to cum. As I was wanking myself, I snuck a sneaky finger up her butt!! She shrieked and said ‘get outta my ass, that and anal is not on offer’! Too late, I’d already cum over her butt, so at least I got some value out of the punt!

Would I return?
No way. I really didn’t connect with Lou and honestly, I don’t really know why. Surely it wasn’t the dress request? I mean most birds will be hosting a punter before and after I’ve visited, so what’s the blooming point of asking them to wear something and hour or two before our meeting, as the chances are, she’ll simply forget my request? And how long does it take to find and flipping put on a dress! Unlike my recent session with SweetHotJulie (who I’ve reviewed), here’s a bird who I had absolutely no expectations before the punt, but left satisfied! With Lou, I expected big t’ings and left feeling really crap and flat! I’m not going to lie, about ¾ into our session, I was considering asking her to leave (without cumming) so I could save it for one of other three options if they were still available. How rubbish is that.
As a result, I regard the overall punt and experience a big fat (excuse the pun) negative from me!

As always, musings are all my opinions.
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