Author Topic: Mercedes - Hendon - Strictly Massage  (Read 10993 times)

Offline kian

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Location: few minutes walk away from Hendon Station. Opposite Hendon Park. Parking Available outside.

Service: Massage only. She is pretty strict about this. Very good massage, although I have had better. Cant go wrong if your looking for a strictly professional massage at a decent price.

Price paid: £55 for 90mins

First meeting, she gives the address for the building next door which is quite strange and had me ringing the wrong flat. Once you call her to say your outside she makes her way down and lets yo into the building next door. this only happened on our first meet. second time was straightforward as number was saved so she knows who you are.

Massage is pretty straight forward, deals with any problem areas you need work on. You can strip naked or leave boxers on, either way the towel stays on through out. She stresses on the phone before you confirm a booking its a non sexual service. That includes HE. If your like me then you can appreciate a good massage making up for no HE. Although the best have insisted for HE at the end of a spectacular massage as "They intent to relax your whole body" (will have to post this review for a masseuse i visited in Birmingham).

Face massage is available although you should let her know before time is up as she spend 5-10 mins giving a great face and scalp massage.

Once massage over. shower is available, the flat is as studio (private, not shared as far as i am aware). she massages you in the room next to the kitchen. its all open plan, but you dont notice anything once your eyes are shut and being massaged. Room has a heater if its gets a bit chilly. I visited in the heat of summer during the less busy parts of the day. It was so hot we had the window open, you could hear the wind in the tress, which was very relaxing. Room was warm when i went again in the winter. so no issues here

Would i go back: Yes if i'm ever in the area - again, if i'm just looking for a massage. who knows, maybe she opens up after a few visits.





Offline bhudda

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Im glad you had a good massage but does tbis review belong on a punting website? As no naughties were on offer and you knew this beforehand?
Personally id give a neg anyway for sending you to the wrong address deliberately.

Offline kian

Im glad you had a good massage but does tbis review belong on a punting website? As no naughties were on offer and you knew this beforehand?
Personally id give a neg anyway for sending you to the wrong address deliberately.

I wasn't sure, as someone posted the link as a recommendation for someone else. So just thought i should post the review to avoid and time wasted on other parties as there isn't any services other than a massage offered.

Perhaps I should have just posted the review as a reply to the recommendation. Will remember this next time.

Offline Bassman

Im glad you had a good massage but does tbis review belong on a punting website? As no naughties were on offer and you knew this beforehand?
Personally id give a neg anyway for sending you to the wrong address deliberately.

I’m gonna put up a review of the physio I’ve seen. She’s female and was strictly professional.

Offline bungry

can you describe the lady, looks body etc?  I would love to have a massage by a fit chick even if nothing was on offer...

Offline seanwd77

can you describe the lady, looks body etc?  I would love to have a massage by a fit chick even if nothing was on offer...

She has photos of her on her main website

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Offline sparkus

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So no punting took place? You may as well review a film you've seen.

Offline Tempest

Used to see her too around 2014/15.

Back then she did give HE's and even strip off naked and let you finger her & suck her breast (she has a nice milfy pair). Used to see her every weekend when she was in Golders Green. Never went further than that though. Everytime we'd get really frisky, almost to the point of sex and when i'd enquire about it, she'd always say "next time", alas every next time was always another "next time".

posted about her here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=176838.50

Offline ClubbingDJ

She has photos of her on her main website

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The first pic on her website: she's either sitting down, or he massage table is really high or she is really short!  :lol:

Offline RAJEC

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The first pic on her website: she's either sitting down, or he massage table is really high or she is really short!  :lol:

Def short!  :D

Offline Bigus Dickus

I had some dental work done a while ago! It was strictly non-sexual! Review?

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Offline ClubbingDJ

I had some dental work done a while ago! It was strictly non-sexual! Review?

 :wackogirl:

Did they offer NHS treatment or strictly private?

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The dental nurse probably gave more sexual contact than this bloke had.

Admin, can't we ban non-punted reviews from the site?

Offline Bigus Dickus

Did they offer NHS treatment or strictly private?

The hygienist had her fingers in my hole and provided oral cleanliness.

Probably more sexual than a Swedish massage!  :unknown:

Offline ClubbingDJ

The hygienist had her fingers in my hole and provided oral cleanliness.

Which hole and how many fingers?

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The hygienist had her fingers in my hole and provided oral cleanliness.

Probably more sexual than a Swedish massage!  :unknown:

I hope you treated her with respect

Offline ClubbingDJ

I hope you treated her with respect

Or submit a review if you didn't!  :lol:

Offline Bigus Dickus

Which hole and how many fingers?

The one containing teeth!  :D A few fingers

Offline Bigus Dickus

I hope you treated her with respect

Think a punt would work out cheaper!  :mad:

Offline Rabbit63

I had some dental work done a while ago! It was strictly non-sexual! Review?

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If you didn't give HER a filling, No!

Offline joe diddley

Seen her some while ago (before I joined this forum). Offers HE to some and not to others. Depends in part on whether she fancies you. Impression is that fatties need not apply. Something of a WSWS (will she, won't she) in FBSM terminology.

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I had a similar experience to Kian the first time I booked her - where she met me outside (this was when she was based in Golders Green)
On my first visit I did not enquire about any extras. I was a little surprised nothing was offered on my first visit especially as she had casually asked me to get completely naked and on to the table.

She is a skilled masseuse and it took me a couple of visits before I plucked up the courage to enquire about extras. Ever since then, I have always had a HE without having to ask and over time she even went top less and let me feel, suck her breasts.

On my most recent visit I even managed some gentle fingering  :D

I agree with the other comment in that she definately picks who to discuss/provide any extras to or maybe it takes a few regular visits before she starts opening up.

Over all, her massage skills are great (she does not do cc's) and  you can tell she is more into providing a good massage service than the sensual stuff as she only focuses on this at the end - which can be a little frustrating some times.
She is a nice lady and I would recommend her even if its just a good massage you are after.
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Offline joe diddley

Baneman has it about right for when she was in GG. She'd meet you outside a cafe that was close to the entrance to her flats above the parade of shops (one of which was a TCM in which she had previously worked.) Meeting you outside would give her an opportunity to walk (from you!) Massage okay in my opinion without being standout, but I don't remember too well. Very interested in Scotland as I recall. I suspect she'd go "all the way" if you really floated her boat and wouldn't charge you any more. A real YMMV adventure for those who like that kind of thing.
« Last Edit: March 26, 2018, 08:17:02 pm by joe diddley »

Offline Manolo1


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Anyone seen her recently?

why would you want to see her, if no action takes place? not even a HE

Offline Manolo1

Having read the thread it seems she does offer HE to some..wanting to find out if this still is the case and if anyone has experienced recently

Offline Chorley

And the point of this.post is?  :unknown:

Offline Manolo1

Seen her a few times now and opened up to naked HR  :)

Offline jaysonjayj

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What a funny thread. To be fair though, least we now know where not to go for a massage which doesn't offer a HE.

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:lol: :lol:

What a funny thread. To be fair though, least we now know where not to go for a massage which doesn't offer a HE.

And there was me thinking Strictly Massage was a new BBC prog.

Offline elnukky

And there was me thinking Strictly Massage was a new BBC prog.
:lol: who would be the judges?

Offline Baxter63

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And like the old joke ( I won't repeat it) we could have Strictly Cum Dancing.

Banned reason: Anti UKP wanker Kelvin on another forum
Banned by: 90125