What fetish do you just not get...?

[Danger!WillRobinson]

Been a couple of threads re various fetishes, so just curious as to what fetish people just don't understand. I mean, I get aspects of BDSM, and the whole power exchange thing, and whilst I personally find the idea of hard sports revolting  ,  I can sort of (just about) understand that people who indulge may view it as the "ultimate" in submission.

But then, there are some fetishes that I just do not see the point of; food sex/sploshing - what's that all about? 

[Blackpool Rock]

Again I guess it shows we are all different and what's right for one person is wrong for another as I can understand food sex (I've used lollypops; chocolate bars; bananas; maple syrup etc on girls) but could in no way want to do anything involving shit or vomit 
The other one that's a mental fetish is stuff like findom, i mean why 

[Danger!WillRobinson]

Indeed; if it's handing money over to a woman and not getting fucked that you're after,  just get married... 

[dude86]

Blokes wearing knickers or stockings.

[Anadin]

I can sorta understand how anyone can get pleasure from almost anything but this paypigs nonsense I find difficult to understand. The idea that you could derive pleasure from just handing over your hard earned money to someone is insane and to think so many of these blokes do it over the internet so never meet the woman they're paying for. I don't like to be too judgmental but if anyone really allows a so called financial dominatrix to control all of their income I'd say they're not quite right in the head.

[Mr E.]

Indeed; if it's handing money over to a woman and not getting fucked that you're after,  just get married... 

Very droll.  But many a true word spoken in jest!   

[Plan R]

But then, there are some fetishes that I just do not see the point of; food sex/sploshing - what's that all about? 

Fooookin love food sex...!
and I attribute that entirely to Mayfair Vol 17, No.8

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[fly fifer]

TV's, chicks with dicks, call them what you like but it's a guy, so if you like that sort of thing then your'e gay. Now if that's what floats your boat then, live like you want to live.  But personally, I just don't get it.
 

[MilleMiglia]

Anyone remember Monica Mattos causing a bit of a fuss of an equine nature a few years back?

[JonasG]

Hardsports, watersports and sploshing are the main 3 for me.

[Charliehutton]

I know it's not a fetish as such, and a lot of guys insist upon it, but I just don't get the appeal of anal. Looks great from certain angles in porn films but vastly overrated in reality, IMHO. I daresay I'm in a minority. Saves me about £40 a punt, though.

[Dipper]

Food sex plus anything involving pain.

[BlueRock]

Sploshing, financial domination, furries, and balloon squishing/bursting, pegging. Don't get any of them. As for anal better off with a civvie not a WGs. It's all about making them whimper and giving them the pleasure of spunk filled ass. Only chance you get to turn the tables and because pain in a woman's arse for a change.

[McSwell]

Not really a fetish I suppose but...
  in porn it can be horny if a girl swallows spunk or lets it dribble down over her boobs...
 Or if its a 2 girl session one licks the spunk off  the other or they snowball it....

But in reality if I've just shot my load in her mouth or over her boobs....   thats it,  I'm done, I don't care what they do with it 

[Kingy28]

Findom - this hobby is expensive enough so why give the money away for nothing in return?
Bukakke - waste of spunk. Give me a swallower any day
Anal - I've never been a fan either in private life or paying for it
Hardsports - just gross
Serious pain or humiliation - lots of girls like having their ass slapped or being called a slut etc but there are lines that I wouldn't cross

[Liverpool]

Hairy women. Not just 1970s pubic hair, but hairy armpits, legs and so on.

[thundercrackerxx]

Feet. They're ugly, sweaty and smelly.

[BP]

Feet. They're ugly, sweaty and smelly.

Aye....I'll never understand that one

[latexjoe]

Tongue in the ass.

[Acerimmer]

Wow what a bunch of boring fuckers if it’s legal and consensual I’ll do it, that said I do draw the line at HS and needle play.

[G.Raff]

Indeed; if it's handing money over to a woman and not getting fucked that you're after,  just get married... 

 

Not being judgemental but I too cannot understand water sports or hard sports... I mean.. why?? 

[Dark_Gable]

Hardsports, watersports, receiving rimming are weird to me.

[peter purves]

Racial humiliation /school girls...

Even though I do get it  

[Jonestown]

HardSports is dangerous, Adult Baby is too weird, the japanese vomit porn is a real turn off to me.

[Punterenas]

Adult baby minding wtf?

[BillGoldberg]

Anal
Gaping
Fisting
Hardsports
Pain (receiving)
Humiliation (giving or receiving) - with the exception of giving a girl a massive facial and then witnessing her walking down the street with a faceful of cum immediately afterwards is a big turn on, but if it turns her on too then its even more arousing for me
Getting fucked with a strap on
Leather/pvc wear (both look completely disgusting to me and an absolute turn off)

[mrdiamond77]

Watersports, hardsports and adult baby minding.

[threechilliman]

Adult baby minding wtf?

yeah, that one I struggle to 'get'.

[Jay-Jay]

yeah, that one I struggle to 'get'.

I have to say, I don't even know what the hell it is???

Jay

[signy]

Real pain & blood, but especially needles & blades. Although to be honest, I would just pass out at the first mention. Wimp.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I can sorta understand how anyone can get pleasure from almost anything but this paypigs nonsense I find difficult to understand. The idea that you could derive pleasure from just handing over your hard earned money to someone is insane and to think so many of these blokes do it over the internet so never meet the woman they're paying for. I don't like to be too judgmental but if anyone really allows a so called financial dominatrix to control all of their income I'd say they're not quite right in the head.

is it any more inexplicable than paying a slot machine until you are bankrupt?

[Gordon Bennett]

Most things are a bit too "out there" for me but Cock and Ball Torture just baffles me.

[myothernameis]

Period play, seriously  you must be messed up, to do something like this, and think it also includes going down on the girl in questions...ok if your a vampire

[threechilliman]

Most things are a bit too "out there" for me but Cock and Ball Torture just baffles me.

Another that has me scratching my head.....and wincing.

[Cum_again]

Hardsports, watersports, receiving rimming are weird to me.

If you haven’t revived rimming,.. well...

It’s highly pleasurable, more so than a blow job...

If you haven’t tried it, you’re missing one of the great sexual pleasures..

[mrfishyfoo]

Adult baby minding wtf?

Takes all sorts. 

Just image wearing a nappy, having a dodey and getting fed a bottle. 

The breast feeding I get but only just. 

[Danger!WillRobinson]

Adult baby minding I "get", in that I can understand why people seek it out - I think there's that whole thing of people being very high-flying in the real world and needing to de-stress. But I only get it in so far as being "mothered" by an attractive woman with great breasts; the bit about wetting/soiling yourself, though that is definitely "WTF" 

[Spacecowb0y]

Don't get the allure of anal sex, might have to try it once to cross it off the list, but it doesn't float my boat.
The bdsm thing, where you are her slave - again what purely sexual pleasure can be gained by having to lick a manky mistresses feet?
School girl - grow the hell up!
Hardsports and watersports - no thanks

[JamesKW]

Indeed; if it's handing money over to a woman and not getting fucked that you're after,  just get married... 

Financial domination seems like a complete nonsence (I can get most other fetishes that there maybe some kind of sexual pleasure derived from them) but to give cash away and get nothing in return ? If some have so much money they would get greater feelgood by giving it to a charity.

[mrsheepish]

A few people have said it already but I just don't get anal

[Jonestown]

A few people have said it already but I just don't get anal

Its supposed to be like having a thousand elastic bands around your dick.

[mrsheepish]

Its supposed to be like having a thousand elastic bands around your dick.

I've just ordered 2000 elastic bands off eBay so I can have two rounds

[Jubilee]

A few people have said it already but I just don't get anal

Ah, a fellow club member, welcome friend . I also don't get rimming, domination or feminization. 

[Anadin]

is it any more inexplicable than paying a slot machine until you are bankrupt?

Yeah cause there's a small chance you can win that's what keeps you hooked, chasing your losses. I sort of understand most fetishes if you get something in return even if I don't understand why you enjoy that thing, but what you get out of handing over your money is beyond me. Its just so weird.

[Ali Katt]

Adult baby minding I "get", in that I can understand why people seek it out - I think there's that whole thing of people being very high-flying in the real world and needing to de-stress. But I only get it in so far as being "mothered" by an attractive woman with great breasts; the bit about wetting/soiling yourself, though that is definitely "WTF" 

I can understand like you say how someone might find playing a role fun or soothing, but I don't understand how someone can find it sexually arousing.

Feet. They're ugly, sweaty and smelly.

Nothing like a good foot wank. Everything you just wrote could apply to a woman's pussy.

[Ali Katt]

A few people have said it already but I just don't get anal

Have you tried it though? It's partly the taboo nature of it, but when you get inside the rectum it is warmer and tighter than any pussy you can imagine.

[Cmuthas]

Cheap tacky uniforms - nurses, schoolgirls, policewomen etc. I specifically mean the ones that you buy in Anne summers etc. I don’t get how anyone finds those outfits arousing

[BillGoldberg]

Have you tried it though? It's partly the taboo nature of it, but when you get inside the rectum it is warmer and tighter than any pussy you can imagine.

yeah I've indulged once, made me realise that I far far far prefer a pussy, and still don't understand the obsession with it

[Ali Katt]

Cheap tacky uniforms - nurses, schoolgirls, policewomen etc. I specifically mean the ones that you buy in Anne summers etc. I don’t get how anyone finds those outfits arousing

I think it's more for the escort's benefit. They don't have to be Jade Banks they can Sugar Sweetlips for the afternoon.

yeah I've indulged once, made me realise that I far far far prefer a pussy, and still don't understand the obsession with it

Fair enough. I will admit it is a lot of work and I usually barely stick it in before I cum, but it is a nice treat once in a while.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Period Play
I do not get it in the sense that I do not know what it means, and I like the idea as breaking an old taboo of not touching a lady while she is menstruating. But what do you actually do?

What do you put over the bedclothes?
I assume you will not do oral.
But if you did oral there will be no kissing afterwards! (not suitable for vegetarians).
And would she do oral on you after you pull out?
If you do fingering or real live orgasms you will need a shower (understatement).
Do you need a condom?

Has anyone done it - if so please share man or woman.
Thanks