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This was good. Very good. Very very good.
So I spotted Selena's profile just a couple of days ago. Her pictures told a story that is somewhat common with Romanian escorts: superhuman body, very sexy woman, extremely attractive, etc. But, of course, there's the usual catch: will she be grumpy and unfriendly? Will she require half an hour of introduction, some chit-chat, an awkward first round, some more talking in the middle to get to the first smile and some semblance of humanity? Will she be outright hostile, or scammy, or aggressively trying to cut the session short, turning the whole thing into a pointless and frustrating exercise?
Still, the pictures were pulling me towards her: what about those long legs, that apparently perfect ass, that seducing look? I followed my "heart", and I was right.
So today I sent her a message asking for the classic GFE/DFK/OWO/69 combination of the woman-worshipper, and she answered reasonably quickly, telling me something like "yes, sure, come". In the meantime, though, I had checked the UKP reviews, that threw me in a pit of uncertainty and doubt: people were talking about one-shot-only policy, and no-real-DFK, etc. In other words: a bunch of crap that threatened to turn my afternoon into disappointment and regret, at the cost of 140£/hour.
So I dropped her a quick text, saying, basically "Hey, people say that your services are not what they claim they are, and you also cut short your meetings". She answered immediately, with some emotion, saying something on the line of: "generally it's 2 times in 1 hour, and if you're clean and don't have rotten teeth I'm fine with DFK as well: where did you read about that, btw?". So I sent her the link to a UKP review (which in general seems just fair, and can also contribute to better awareness of our requirements with the SPs...), to what she reacted immediately calling me on the phone (?!). I picked up and heard a voice mid way between playful outrage and incredulity: "OMG, what is that? that is crazy! who are those people?!". Those people c'est moi, my love, or at least some people (sort of) like me: let's call it a brotherhood of like-minded people caring for the preservation of this hobby by sharing useful information to ensure collective enjoyment is achieved.
The whole thing, though, completely cleared my doubts. On the phone, she sounded funny and "real" in a way very few escorts do. She told me "of course sometimes I ask for one shot only: there are people who fuck me for 45 minutes and struggle to come, then they finally do and they ask me for a second shot, meaning it will take them even more time". I kind of see where she's coming from: the eternal debate between whether 1hr means "you'll pump me for 1hr" or "you'll be in and out in 1hr": I always assumed it was the latter, and girls seem to agree with me, which means my life is simpler and free from conflict, but some people disagree and stubbornly try to go their own way.
Anyway, she reassured me about the fact I could at least try to come twice and the fact there would be kisses provided I wouldn't be a smelly piece of rotten fish on legs, so off I went and cycled there.
Selena receives in a really nice, warm and cozy flat close to Earl's Court that she shares with hot.alessia.escort (
External Link/Members Only ). The moment she opened the door was one of those great instants in life where pain and sorrow tend to go away, and the only thing one thinks is a thanks to nature, god, or whatever accident made it so that somehow one finds himself in the presence of such a sensational beauty with the prospect of sharing sexual intercourse with her in just a few minutes.
Selena is, indeed, sensational. Much, much better than her pictures (which make her appear older than she is: I would have imagined a 30-something hot woman, and she is indeed the 23 yo that she declares), her face is that of the most beautiful of your friends, fresh and welcoming, smiling and relaxed. She has intense eyes, a luscious and well designed mouth, a cheeky small nose (with a secret, see below), high cheekbones, perfect oval, long brown hair. Very, very beautiful, 9+.
But her body is on an even higher scale. Huge breasts that she SWEARS are not enhanced (I examined them at length and indeed couldn't feel the classic lump of the silicone bag clearly perceivable under the layer of natural fat: her boobs present a smooth gradient from the softer flesh on the top to a more solid base near the chest, but they really don't seem fake). Small and reactive nipples. Silky skin, beautiful neck, thin frame and even thinner waist, slim arms and legs, round hips, perfect, perfect ass, sweet pussy, even nice feet, about 165cm. Perfect 10.
So, back to her opening the door in sexy underwear and very high heels (which I didn't notice at first, and gave her an imposing look that influenced the beginnings of our meeting: when she took them off and I realised she was actually quite tiny I was in awe), and me drooling all over the place. The door to her friend's room was open, so I met her too and found that she's sexier and cuter than her profile suggests (kudos to King Tarzan whose review told the right story about her). We spent a few minutes chatting about UKP: she also wanted to see her reviews and was elated to see they were positive (although she said to me before seeing them "they are going to be good, because I'm good!" with some probably justifiable pride). Throughout, there was giggling and joking by both, overall giving me the impression they are two nice, funny, pleasant young women who share a good relationship. Patricia is half Spanish, Alessia half Italian: both things sound plausible to my (well trained) ear, given how they speak the languages.
Unfortunately I had to cut short the pleasantries because duty was calling me: I was meant to take a quick shower and then place my hands on one of the sexiest women I have ever had the pleasure to meet. So that's what I did (quick shower, clean towel offered), and back to the room. Selena was trying to put some music on, and failing because of a bad internet connection: probably better because I suspect her music tastes are probably too latin-oriented to intersect with mine.
A few more playful words, while my hands started looking for the extraordinary lengths of her body. Some exploratory kisses, with me thinking that those high heels were getting in the way, so down we went on the bed, and I started kissing her profusely, to which she obliged with passion. Oh, yeah - I thought - this is how it's meant to be, while this majestic beauty in my hands was closing her eyes and kissing me tenderly, with just the right amount of tongue and lips on every kiss. And if there's something that can describe the whole situation well is the fact that 5 minutes into me kissing her passionately I suddenly realised I hadn't paid yet, and she was completely oblivious about the matter of money.
A quite classic sequence of events followed, and I won't delve in boring details. Suffice it to say that her blowjob skills were on par with the best, that her passion in applying herself to the task was admirable, that her floating ponytail in the act was turning me on enormously, that her pussy was sweet and vibrant while I was eating her in a prolonged 69, and that finally penetrating her felt somewhat like meeting back an old friend. She started by riding me in reverse cowgirl, giving me the opportunity to grab both handfuls of her spectacular boobs at the same time and from time to time digress with my hands towards her pelvic area. Lots of work from her, also performing an acrobatic rotation on my pole to bring herself to straight cowgirl and put some more effort into bouncing on my cock, while my hands were playing the volume of her divine buttocks like a tango artist would a bandoneon.
Down in missionary, because as she told me at the beginning of the session, better plan ahead and try to come relatively quickly on the first round so that there would be plenty of time to relax and then get to it for the second one with some chance to actually come twice. I didn't last long, given her slim, lovely legs wide open beneath me, her semi-open mouth moaning in a natural way (no attempts to fake moaning or excessive porn-starring throughout, which I appreciated), her beautiful face in a serene expression of pleasure, but most of all the sweet, sweet things she kept whispering to me during the act, things that no escort ever said to me and not many girlfriends did either. That was really unexpected, and really appreciated. Boom in the condom, with her telling me "I like how you came", and didn't do anything to disentangle herself from under me as some escorts do.
Some more chatting between rounds, which left me with the feeling that she is uncommon, as a provider in this job. She explained to me the complex architecture of her business endeavours, which will bring her to sadly abandon this line of work in 5/6 months (the news felt quite sad, but at least it gives me the opportunity to do some financial planning for the rest of the year). She also discussed the naturalness of her breasts, joking about the people who think they're fake and don't know that what has been retouched, instead, is her nose (which apparently used to be bigger and curvy, and is now quite nice: I wouldn't have said it had been surgically modified). Throughout she was funny and smart, speaking good english and apologising where she couldn't find the right word or didn't understand immediately something I said. She felt to me like the kind of young woman one wants to become friends of.
Second round in the few minutes that remained, while she didn't seem too worried about time passing. I had her in doggy, which is an experience that should be mandatory for all people who still nurse some kind of distant love pain as I do, then again in a couple of other positions of what I mostly remember the sweet passionate kisses that we kept exchanging, and the sad realisation that time was almost up, and therefore I wouldn't manage to come twice... which will probably end up being the best spur to me seeing her again soon.
I rarely see an escort twice, but knowing that Selena will only be doing this job for a few more months makes me think that there's no point in looking for alternatives. I'll be back: she was hot, funny, smart, sweet, caring and passionate. If you're into GFEs (or even girlfriends), it doesn't get much better than this.
