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Author Topic: Antonia Ice - Aldgate East - Terminally frozen  (Read 2117 times)


17 review(s) for Antonia A  (3 positive, 4 neutral, 10 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline TheOracle

https://www.adultwork.com/2323069 or https://www.adultwork.com/Antonia+Ice

Let me preface this review by saying it doesn't add anything to the plethora of negatives this skank has, and is more of an attempt to cathartically free me from the memory of the bad punt by putting it in words and entrust it to the sands of time. And, also, a monument to my stupidity.

I knew full well that Antonia would be a shitty punt, or at least I had all the instruments to know: various negative reviews on UKP, including one by a guy who was offsetting with a negative a previous positive. For some reason, though, I decided to ignore the reviews and when I was in the area I gave her a call to check availability. She doesn't speak by phone (shitty English, probably), but confirmed via SMS she was available.

She receives in a hotel near Aldgate East. She gave me the room number a few minutes before our planned time, which was the only positive thing about the punt. Immediately after she sent me a text telling me to "be discreet and not go to the reception": she probably thinks everybody has her IQ and would introduce himself to the receptionist saying "hi, there's this lass I'm going to fuck on room 206, could you tell me what floor is it? and how to press the button on the lift? and how to tie my shoes in the meantime?".

She opened the door in an open bathrobe with nothing underneath. In my experience this kind of sleaziness is not promising, and in fact I found it annoying. Even more annoying was the fact she barely looked at me, engaged as she was in texting with someone.

I took a quick shower and got back to the room. I noticed that she had removed the sheets from the bed, so I probably lied on the encrusted sperm of a thousand punters, and so will you if you have the very bad idea to visit her.

Body-wise, I would say Antonia is a 7.5: she is on the "too slim" side of slimness, but still attractive. She could be a 8 or 8.5 if she hadn't gotten that ridiculous boob job, which she probably had done in an underpass in Morocco using second hand materials: she has now ruined what I'm sure were nice breasts by turning them into two oversized cupolas, perfectly semi-spheric, hard as stone, and awkwarly placed on her chest. Face-wise she's a 6/7: not a stunner, I would describe her as reasonably cute. Given she didn't make the minimum effort to prepare for me I probably saw her at her worst: hair picked up, no make up, nothing on.

She is nowhere as sexy or as beautiful as she appears on her pictures, but for some reason I mistook her initial calm attitude for friendliness, and very stupidly I paid for an hour.

She started the session by sitting awkwardly on my side and wanking me for a bit. What? Yes, she wanked me, because she wanted... to get me hard so she could put a condom on and give me one the worst OWs I've ever had (no OWO, of course). Oh, and she doesn't do FK ("Full GFE" my ass). Why in the world did I keep a girl in a hotlist that doesn't FK? Because she lied on the profile, that's why, and I didn't read the part of the review on UKP that mentioned about this.

I went down on her, and had these very, very bizarre 5 minutes where I was eating her pussy and not a sound came out of her mouth. Absolutely lifeless throughout. I could have chewed a steak and I would have got a more vibrant reaction. Very, very depressing. Did a bit of 69, but with the condom on I couldn't feel anything, and noticed that she was still jerking me furiously, probably in an attempt to make me come sooner.

After a while she told me "me on top?"... well, ok, go on top. And this is where things really started to piss me off, because most bad escorts are bad at BJs, but at least generally can take a vague pounding. Not Antonia, whose incompetence is so humongous that she is not even able to ride a cock in a barely decent way. See for your self in this gem of a video that some poor idiot took, probably thinking he had a great time. You'll notice: 1) great ass (and that's all she's got), 2) how she doesn't take the full length, she actually barely takes in the tip, 3) how she histerically "vibrates" up and down, rather than moving. You'll notice the guy in the video is barely hard, and so was I while considering how completely useless this girl was at what she does for a living.

After a minute of this travesty I put her on her back, counting on a different position to regain a stronger erection and get some value off my money. Missionary wasn't where I got that value: she was rigid like a piece of ice, keeping her leg muscles tense (probably in an attempt to keep me out). I was able to put it all in, but the whole thing felt like trying to manipulate a piece of equipment. Even though she started sighing a little, she still had a completely emotionless expression, if anything showing a little annoyance, as if I was someone sitting too close to her on the tube.

I moved her to doggie, and she asked me to keep my legs close behind her (as opposed to sticking out, either one or both): this in my experience is another mark of the shitty prossie, but the doggie was still the only part of the experience that brought me close to coming. After a while I moved her to lie down, and she turned on her side, so I got to fuck her in that position: still not nice, but a little better.

By this time, though, the whole thing felt so lifeless that I struggled to stay hard. I was probably also physically tired, and the room was hot and humid: I kept sweating and this thing wasn't helping. After a while, she looked annoyed because I told her I was too hot, and with a berating tone she started saying that it wasn't too hot. Still, she turned the air conditioning on, which helped a little. Unfortunately by the time she got back on the bed I was completely soft. She then proceeded to jerk me off for a few more minutes, more or less with the same passion and participation than farmers put in the act when they need to collect the semen of the bulls. That didn't help: the whole experience felt so aseptic and artificial that I started thinking that for the first time in years I wouldn't be able to come.

After a while she removed the condom, and I hoped she decided to give me OWO, but no way: she wanted to just apply some lube on the shaft so that she could jerk me off in a bit of a more sloppy way. Nothing of what I really needed. By this time I was disheartened, so I asked her if we could convert the punt into an half an hour one.

Guess what? She informed me with an annoyed tone that "she can't do that", because she had to reject another customer, given I was staying an hour. Deciding to keep 40£ when someone is clearly pissed off by your performance to decide they want to go: what better than this could show what kind of lowlife you are? I didn't insist, but thought I would try to squeeze some more value from the punt. I tried to eat her some more, but by now I was so annoyed at her that I realize that the best way to live the next few minutes was leaving her in my past.

And this is was what I did, running quickly away from this piece of frozen meat (and silicone), thinking about when I could go home and jerk off properly, this time, dreaming of when I will meet again someone who will erase this bad experience from my memory: Peneloppe Ferré, Sweet Maria, Sophie A., London is full of good performers that I connect well with, I will forget.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2015, 12:55:26 AM by ytettzru »


17 review(s) found for Antonia A  linked to in above post (3 positive, 4 neutral, 10 negative)

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Offline TheOracle

Sorry to read - Link?

Added on top shortly after the first revision.

Offline PLeisure

Not good..  :thumbsdown:

In more optimistic news, Peneloppe F is back in town next week  :hi:

Sorry to hear that op sounds shit, if you knew it was going to be bad you should have popped over to soho for a quick pump and dump

Online The_Don

@OP sorry you had a shi+ punt


She sounds totally jaded. Currently 1 to avoid

UKP wise she had 1 Positive review and later the reviewer did a negative  


BTW she replied to your fee back on A/W = see below hosted image (I have the delete code if you want it removed ?)

Sound like you booked via phone and not A/W

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AVOID!Worst punt ever! Booked 30min, was out of the room in 10. 5min sex and 5min hj. Me: Why the rush? Her:"You can't fuck half hour??!!" Lame excuse to follow
   
Response:    As long as i treat you with all my respect i would like to receive at least half from you in return.If you treat me as a slave and badl, u are welcome to LEAVE!


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Awful, time watcher, answered the door in a towel wanted me in and out as soon as possible. Made my excuses and left. Avoid !!!
   
Response:    If you are polite and treat me nice i will do the same in return,If you act bad with me and treat me like a slave i cant be nice with you!AVOID DIRTY BAD CLIEN


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MoonSon (13)    01/09/2014 23:47    Seeking Services
     Why good reviews?! Pretty yes, service bad! Profile all lies. I was clean but NO kiss, OWO, filming face, GFE, etc. Paid 1hr, got 30m then just wasted time!
   
Response:    1.If you are rude to me and treat me like your slave obviouslly i ait do anything.2 you are very smelly(NO CLEAN).. you can use my shower. 3 Filming is extra.


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Marbella1 (4)    27/06/2014 17:08    Seeking Services
     The worst escort I have ever been with! Arranged by text. An ok body but terrible personality, immature, rude, inexperienced. Stay away guys!
   
Response:    Sorry to say that, but another brianless man who is looking for BAREBACK! I WILL NEVER DO IT! If you try to bareback me obviously i become rude!



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This just goes to show, how total open to abuse and misuse. Reviews +/- statistics on A/W can be. I take most A/W feed back with a pinch of salt but sometimes I read it and think: WTF.

Her account has no negative reviews on A/W (number wise), but reading the feed back above states alot IMO



Sound like some typical prossie rebuttals



Antonia Ice - Aldgate East - Terminally frozen


Terminally frozen (This is fitting)


London is full of good performers that I connect well with, I will forget.


You have a PM Sir!
« Last Edit: August 27, 2015, 10:59:32 AM by The_Don »

Offline LL

Great review! Some really clever descriptions and similes in there - I like it! I hope it provided good therapy for you. Often after a shitty experience I find it really helps me if I write a detailed review about the whole experience. What a shame she's shit, as she does look very sexy, even with those dodgy tits!

Offline EricJ

From what I can remember. She was my third punt. I saw her back in April 2015 (before her new boobs). It was in Oxford. Her apartment was clean and the bed was well made. We talk for 3 mins and then she gave me a massage...it was kinda good. then she did OWO (I don't know if it was my charm). After I got hard I ask to go down on her (I also asked if she had showered). Anyway I am eating her pussy for about 10 mins and she is really enjoying herself (very wet) making low humming noise. After I was finished she thank me (I am not joking). We started the doggy style first (yes she has a great ass) and watching my cock disappear inside her almost made me cum.

You are right about her not allowing go full thrust inside her in missionary and cowgirl position. But I understand that her pussy is tight. anyway she sat on my face (I think she like my RO skills) after 50 mins of sex I cum on her stomach (I asked first). You are right she does not do French Kissing, which is a shame.

Like I said I saw her back in April. Maybe her attitude has changed somewhat. But I did not get the impression she wanted he out the house ASAP. in fact after I showed off we talked for a bit (While I was dressing) and even cracked some jokes. It was my third Romanian punt the last one before her was a nightmare....so I was worried. But I left feeling like i was not cheated.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2015, 03:32:11 PM by EricJ »

Offline yumyum3

Eric J, alias Antonia or her stupid fucking pimp. Piss Off   :hi:

Offline EricJ

Eric J, alias Antonia or her stupid fucking pimp. Piss Off   :hi:

I don't know what you are talking about. I am a punter. So you fuck off.

Offline yumyum3

Yeah, course you are, mate. Look at all your posts and reviews. And on a punter's forum sticking up for a con artist skank that's got a bad press on here already  :hi:

Offline EricJ

No. I have been a long time lurker on this forum and only recently decided to post. I did see Antonia Ice back in April from my personal experience it was not that bad. Know who you are dealing with before you jump to conclusion. I am not a liar.

Offline TheOracle

BTW she replied to your fee back on A/W = see below hosted image (I have the delete code if you want it removed ?)

"Response: first of all wash your mouth and do shower babe if you want GFE don't come dirty and smell like shit"

Ha ha the lying cunt. Not only I had a shower right after entering her room (I always do that just to clear any possible doubt): I went there after a football game and I had showered after the game, so 30 minutes before the meeting as well! As for my mouth, she wouldn't know whether I had bad breath or anything, because she didn't get closer to it than a meter: in any case, I never have bad breath and use peppermint pills and chewing gum anyway just to be sure. Her bathroom reeked of smoke, on the contrary. 

Sound like you booked via phone and not A/W

Yeah, I rarely book over AW before, and I typically make an "a posteriori" booking if I want to give good feedback. I generally don't leave bad feedback, but in this case there were just too many positive reviews on her AW account (which I doubt are genuine in many cases, it's just not possible that that kind of attitude generates so much positive feedback).

Offline yumyum3

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Know who you are dealing with before you jump to conclusion. I am not a liar.
None of us on here can ever know who we're dealing with. It's an anonymous forum that gets clogged up with liars: pimps, touts, prossies etc. If you are a long time lurker you should know all this and would understand any scepticism with someone who only has a few posts sticking up for a prossie/con artist with many bad reviews on here  :rolleyes: On the evidence of past reviews and the OP's review it would seem in this particular case that the evidence is stacked in my favour over this skank's service.  :hi:

No. I have been a long time lurker on this forum and only recently decided to post. I did see Antonia Ice back in April from my personal experience it was not that bad. Know who you are dealing with before you jump to conclusion. I am not a liar.
No need for the threatening words that's not allowed here. 
This just proves u are either the pimp or the prossie in question.
Whichever way we don't condone threats here.

Offline sushi

There is a review from an Eric Jacobs on Antonia Ice's profile from April and he in turn has feedback that seems genuine.

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Only    Eric Jacobs (3)    07/04/2015 21:43    Seeking Services
     Met Antonia. she was lovely and very attractive. We spend 1 hour together. Had a wonderful time. Well meet again.

Offline EricJ

None of us on here can ever know who we're dealing with. It's an anonymous forum that gets clogged up with liars: pimps, touts, prossies etc. If you are a long time lurker you should know all this and would understand any scepticism with someone who only has a few posts sticking up for a prossie/con artist with many bad reviews on here  :rolleyes: On the evidence of past reviews and the OP's review it would seem in this particular case that the evidence is stacked in my favour over this skank's service.  :hi:

I understand it is an open forum. We are all anonymous. But my experience with her is no way near as bad as you described it. I also understand she is Romanian (I don't see Romanians any more) but I was taken aback by her more gentle nature than most Romanian WG. Like I said before it was my personal experience with her. I posted in this thread because I was surprise to find such a negative review. That's all.

She doesn't seem to have a clue. The feed back about her not knowing what GFE is seems true. Glorious fail in my books. I think she expects us to drop the amount and worship her  :wackogirl:. Added her to my blacklist

Online smiths

I understand it is an open forum. We are all anonymous. But my experience with her is no way near as bad as you described it. I also understand she is Romanian (I don't see Romanians any more) but I was taken aback by her more gentle nature than most Romanian WG. Like I said before it was my personal experience with her. I posted in this thread because I was surprise to find such a negative review. That's all.

This WG has 8 reviews linked in to this thread and 7 are negatives, not many WGs have such a diabolical ratio, what that tells me is this WG is bad, nothing anyone new posting now says would ever persuade me to punt with her. She sounds like a complete low life to me. :thumbsdown:

Offline TheOracle

From what I can remember. She was my third punt. I saw her back in April 2015 (before her new boobs). It was in Oxford. Her apartment was clean and the bed was well made. We talk for 3 mins and then she gave me a massage...it was kinda good. then she did OWO (I don't know if it was my charm). After I got hard I ask to go down on her (I also asked if she had showered). Anyway I am eating her pussy for about 10 mins and she is really enjoying herself (very wet) making low humming noise. After I was finished she thank me (I am not joking). We started the doggy style first (yes she has a great ass) and watching my cock disappear inside her almost made me cum.

You are right about her not allowing go full thrust inside her in missionary and cowgirl position. But I understand that her pussy is tight. anyway she sat on my face (I think she like my RO skills) after 50 mins of sex I cum on her stomach (I asked first). You are right she does not do French Kissing, which is a shame.

Like I said I saw her back in April. Maybe her attitude has changed somewhat. But I did not get the impression she wanted he out the house ASAP. in fact after I showed off we talked for a bit (While I was dressing) and even cracked some jokes. It was my third Romanian punt the last one before her was a nightmare....so I was worried. But I left feeling like i was not cheated.

I call total bullshit on this. You saw her in April but somehow you remember each detail of the punt (order of things, what you said, what she said), including - how strange! - a number of ones that  directly offset mine (bed well made, her enjoying RO, ...). And you "understand that her pussy is tight"? Yeah, someone must have told you, right?

Also, despite having there been 7 other negative reviews, somehow you feel the need to white knight on mine.

Do you wanna know why? Because I explicitly mentioned on the AW feedback that I would write a UKP review: you are either Antonia or her pimp and don't want people to read this or a paid shill that is doing it for a benefit.

Offline TheOracle

This WG has 8 reviews linked in to this thread and 7 are negatives, not many WGs have such a diabolical ratio, what that tells me is this WG is bad, nothing anyone new posting now says would ever persuade me to punt with her. She sounds like a complete low life to me. :thumbsdown:

Don't forget that the author of the only positive gave her a negative afterwards that resonates with mine for various things

Online smiths

Don't forget that the author of the only positive gave her a negative afterwards that resonates with mine for various things

Yes indeed.




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