Author Topic: AnaTia - St Johns Wood  (Read 1951 times)


24 review(s) for AnaTia (18 positive, 2 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]
27 review(s) for AnaTia (20 positive, 3 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline farride

The girl
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Location
2 min walk from St Johns Wood underground station. Easy enough to find small council block next to a larger block of flats. Small flat, not great condition.

Comms
This was the best bit, very quick and easy to arrange. She talks very good english.

Looks
The worst bit. Other reviews had her as being facially ok and body pretty good, and even ass as fantastic. This is where my opinion is wildly different from other positive reviews about her looks. Her photos are very well selected and a bit deceiving tbh, especially the ass pic. Her body is a size 14/16, she's a larger lady, not in a fat way though she does carry a little extra weight round the midriff. She has very little ass, her boobs are big but saggy, her face I'd say is a 3/10. I'd say she's unattractive. She was wearing a wig and her make up was pretty bad. It was also hot as hell in there so when she sweat it got worse. There wasn't a redeeming feature.

The meet
She had initially pushed our meeting back an hour because her landlady was coming round. No problem. She texts 30 mins prior to say she's been and gone and I could come early. I arrive 5 mins early to our agreed time and she acts all surprised and that I caught her offguard and I should have given her warning I would be 5 mins early. She was scatty as fuck and takes ages doing fuck knows what. At this point my biggest regret was not getting the fuck out. Thought crossed my mind but for some reason while she was chatting to me from the kitchen where she was changing, I just sat there chatting back. She does talk a lot as others have said. Eventually we get going and she gives OWO. This was ok, she attempts DT and inbetween talks dirty. Starts chatting lots of shit about a BJ competition for girls on AW with good feedback bla, bla, bla... shut the fuck up. I go for anal off the bat. Not the tightest ass and felt ok again. Unload in the dom and chill out. She asks if I mind her smoking, her flat and I wasn't slightly tempted by FK like i've read from others so say sure. Comes back and attempts to get him going again. Not really happening so try to smash her in doggy with a semi. No go that day. About 30 mins have passed of actual meet time, i.e. once we actually started and she'd finished fucking about changing, asking me about her shoes, explaining about her flat yada yada. I realise there's no way I'm gonna come again in our time so ask as it's been only 30 minutes, would she mind if I get a refund for the second half hour (£60). No chance, starts arguing about 5 mins time and I'm like fuck it I'm not arguing with you over it. She offers £20 and I realise that's her being generous and I was probably lucky to get anything back from a prossie so accept. Go for a shower as I've been sweating my tits off in her hotbox of a flat. Then find the towels were anything but fresh so barely dry myself and get dressed and the fuck out.

Conclusion
No idea where the good reviews came from, I found her completely unattractive, her services well below par and herself to be annoying. I keep asking myself why I didn't just turn around and walk out, but tbh the positive reviews had me thinking it would have seriously improved once we got going.

So a negative from me based on would I recommend her to anyone. Fuck no. And at £160 (£140) for an hour, you must be fucking mad.  :angry: The kind of punt that was so bad you come out reassessing your life choices :unknown::scare::thumbsdown:

Offline Belgarion

The girl
External Link/Members Only

Location
2 min walk from St Johns Wood underground station. Easy enough to find small council block next to a larger block of flats. Small flat, not great condition.

Comms
This was the best bit, very quick and easy to arrange. She talks very good english.

Looks
The worst bit. Other reviews had her as being facially ok and body pretty good, and even ass as fantastic. This is where my opinion is wildly different from other positive reviews about her looks. Her photos are very well selected and a bit deceiving tbh, especially the ass pic. Her body is a size 14/16, she's a larger lady, not in a fat way though she does carry a little extra weight round the midriff. She has very little ass, her boobs are big but saggy, her face I'd say is a 3/10. I'd say she's unattractive. She was wearing a wig and her make up was pretty bad. It was also hot as hell in there so when she sweat it got worse. There wasn't a redeeming feature.

The meet
She had initially pushed our meeting back an hour because her landlady was coming round. No problem. She texts 30 mins prior to say she's been and gone and I could come early. I arrive 5 mins early to our agreed time and she acts all surprised and that I caught her offguard and I should have given her warning I would be 5 mins early. She was scatty as fuck and takes ages doing fuck knows what. At this point my biggest regret was not getting the fuck out. Thought crossed my mind but for some reason while she was chatting to me from the kitchen where she was changing, I just sat there chatting back. She does talk a lot as others have said. Eventually we get going and she gives OWO. This was ok, she attempts DT and inbetween talks dirty. Starts chatting lots of shit about a BJ competition for girls on AW with good feedback bla, bla, bla... shut the fuck up. I go for anal off the bat. Not the tightest ass and felt ok again. Unload in the dom and chill out. She asks if I mind her smoking, her flat and I wasn't slightly tempted by FK like i've read from others so say sure. Comes back and attempts to get him going again. Not really happening so try to smash her in doggy with a semi. No go that day. About 30 mins have passed of actual meet time, i.e. once we actually started and she'd finished fucking about changing, asking me about her shoes, explaining about her flat yada yada. I realise there's no way I'm gonna come again in our time so ask as it's been only 30 minutes, would she mind if I get a refund for the second half hour (£60). No chance, starts arguing about 5 mins time and I'm like fuck it I'm not arguing with you over it. She offers £20 and I realise that's her being generous and I was probably lucky to get anything back from a prossie so accept. Go for a shower as I've been sweating my tits off in her hotbox of a flat. Then find the towels were anything but fresh so barely dry myself and get dressed and the fuck out.

Conclusion
No idea where the good reviews came from, I found her completely unattractive, her services well below par and herself to be annoying. I keep asking myself why I didn't just turn around and walk out, but tbh the positive reviews had me thinking it would have seriously improved once we got going.

So a negative from me based on would I recommend her to anyone. Fuck no. And at £160 (£140) for an hour, you must be fucking mad.  :angry: The kind of punt that was so bad you come out reassessing your life choices :unknown::scare::thumbsdown:

Why so bitter? Seems like you have written this review not for the benefit of others but to trash other reviews.

YMMV with any SP

If you found her so unattractive and not what you expected, why didn't you walk?

sean70

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Took the words out of my mouth!

OP simply had a bad punt and I have no idea if she was so gross why OP didn't walk??? I mean I know some punters thinking with their cock at £60/80 a pop but at £160 and OP goes through with the punt with an SP that he rates facially as 3/10? Beggars belief!

Offline farride

Why so bitter? Seems like you have written this review not for the benefit of others but to trash other reviews.

YMMV with any SP

I see where you're coming from.

Not meant to trash other reviews, which is why i didn't name other reviewers. Trying to point out my vastly different experience from the vibe I got from other reviews which were nearly all very positive. That's all. Precisely because YMMV so thought it would be useful to try and balance the scale a little.

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If you found her so unattractive and not what you expected, why didn't you walk?

As I said, really don't know why I didn't. If I come across bitter at anything, it's myself for not walking when it didn't feel 100%.

Offline Belgarion

I see where you're coming from.

Not meant to trash other reviews, which is why i didn't name other reviewers. Trying to point out my vastly different experience from the vibe I got from other reviews which were nearly all very positive. That's all. Precisely because YMMV so thought it would be useful to try and balance the scale a little.

As I said, really don't know why I didn't. If I come across bitter at anything, it's myself for not walking when it didn't feel 100%.

I've skimmed through the other reviews and no one calls her a stunner.

They show she's older than advertised, not a spring chicken and highlight what they got out of the meet.

All of us have different needs and requirements. Give me a plain jane with a good attitude who fucks like a champion over some princess who offers a mediocre service.

Next time, if you do not fancy the SP. Walk. At least you save the cash for another punt

Offline farride

I've skimmed through the other reviews and no one calls her a stunner.

They show she's older than advertised, not a spring chicken and highlight what they got out of the meet.

All of us have different needs and requirements. Give me a plain jane with a good attitude who fucks like a champion over some princess who offers a mediocre service.

Next time, if you do not fancy the SP. Walk. At least you save the cash for another punt

Not sure what you're trying to achieve. Just documenting my experience and giving a different opinion :unknown:

Hopefully it's useful for some  :hi:

Offline Belgarion

Not sure what you're trying to achieve. Just documenting my experience and giving a different opinion :unknown:

Hopefully it's useful for some  :hi:

Not trying to achieve anything but telling you to write a review about your experience not a review to trash other reviews as YMMV.

End of the day if you found her looks not to your taste you should have walked.


Offline farride

Not trying to achieve anything but telling you to write a review about your experience not a review to trash other reviews as YMMV.

End of the day if you found her looks not to your taste you should have walked.

As I said, I'm not trashing other reviews. I was referring to other reviews to point out how very different my opinion was which I thought was worth mentioning considering there were no other negative reviews.

Yep I should have walked, which I said myself. You live and learn.