The girlExternal Link/Members OnlyLocation2 min walk from St Johns Wood underground station. Easy enough to find small council block next to a larger block of flats. Small flat, not great condition.
CommsThis was the best bit, very quick and easy to arrange. She talks very good english.
LooksThe worst bit. Other reviews had her as being facially ok and body pretty good, and even ass as fantastic. This is where my opinion is wildly different from other positive reviews about her looks. Her photos are very well selected and a bit deceiving tbh, especially the ass pic. Her body is a size 14/16, she's a larger lady, not in a fat way though she does carry a little extra weight round the midriff. She has very little ass, her boobs are big but saggy, her face I'd say is a 3/10. I'd say she's unattractive. She was wearing a wig and her make up was pretty bad. It was also hot as hell in there so when she sweat it got worse. There wasn't a redeeming feature.
The meetShe had initially pushed our meeting back an hour because her landlady was coming round. No problem. She texts 30 mins prior to say she's been and gone and I could come early. I arrive 5 mins early to our agreed time and she acts all surprised and that I caught her offguard and I should have given her warning I would be 5 mins early. She was scatty as fuck and takes ages doing fuck knows what. At this point my biggest regret was not getting the fuck out. Thought crossed my mind but for some reason while she was chatting to me from the kitchen where she was changing, I just sat there chatting back. She does talk a lot as others have said. Eventually we get going and she gives OWO. This was ok, she attempts DT and inbetween talks dirty. Starts chatting lots of shit about a BJ competition for girls on AW with good feedback bla, bla, bla... shut the fuck up. I go for anal off the bat. Not the tightest ass and felt ok again. Unload in the dom and chill out. She asks if I mind her smoking, her flat and I wasn't slightly tempted by FK like i've read from others so say sure. Comes back and attempts to get him going again. Not really happening so try to smash her in doggy with a semi. No go that day. About 30 mins have passed of actual meet time, i.e. once we actually started and she'd finished fucking about changing, asking me about her shoes, explaining about her flat yada yada. I realise there's no way I'm gonna come again in our time so ask as it's been only 30 minutes, would she mind if I get a refund for the second half hour (£60). No chance, starts arguing about 5 mins time and I'm like fuck it I'm not arguing with you over it. She offers £20 and I realise that's her being generous and I was probably lucky to get anything back from a prossie so accept. Go for a shower as I've been sweating my tits off in her hotbox of a flat. Then find the towels were anything but fresh so barely dry myself and get dressed and the fuck out.
ConclusionNo idea where the good reviews came from, I found her completely unattractive, her services well below par and herself to be annoying. I keep asking myself why I didn't just turn around and walk out, but tbh the positive reviews had me thinking it would have seriously improved once we got going.
So a negative from me based on would I recommend her to anyone. Fuck no. And at £160 (£140) for an hour, you must be fucking mad.

The kind of punt that was so bad you come out reassessing your life choices


