Well guys, I think I took one of the team today!
I fancied a massage and Sheng doesn't work weekends, I found this one on AW
External Link/Members OnlyAfter a few minor teething problems, I found the place. I don't know if it was my Sat Nav or she gave me the wrong postcode because I was about 700 yards away from where I needed to be.
Anyway, it's in an old pub up about 3 flights of stairs, the room just had double bed in, nothing else. Paperwork sorted and she disappeared out of the room, when she came back it was off with the clothes and on to the bed. She took her big cardigan off to reveal a cracking body, tanned and very slim with a decent set of boobs. It says Hot Oil Massage in the advert, but there was no hot oil, just bloody cold oil! She poured some on my back and had a bit of rub up and down, no massaging skill involved. I asked her where she was from, Romania was the answer, she said she had been here for 2 months. A bit more oil on the backs of the legs and a quick rub up and down, then time for the turn over. There was no attempt of a massage on the front, just straight on with the HJ. She asked if I wanted a condom on for it, when I said no she put wipes on my stomach. She then got a wipe and wrapped it around my dick and started to tug away, I asked her what the wipe was for and she said it's because it's wet. I though it was cos she didn't want to touch my dick! When I questioned it, she removed it and carried on. She looked like she would rather be watching paint dry! I asked her if she liked doing the HJ, to which she perked up and said 'Yes rather enthusiastically' but I could tell she wasn't, TBH I was enjoying it about as much. When I looked at her, she had a look of 'I just wish this was over' but when she realised I was looking she had a lovely smile, I complimented her on her smile and her boobs, at which point she removed her bra, I didn't ask her to remove it, I just said she had nice boobs!
Her phone kept dinging and vibrating, at one point she just stopped what she was doing, got up and read a message. She also kept complaining about her hands and arms aching. She kept changing hands, I have had this before and it really knocks me off my stride, I could tell that she wasn't even remotely enjoying what she was doing and she probably thought she would be something very different when coming to the UK, I actually started to feel sorry for her at this point.
She stopped to get up and check her phone again and said, '5 minutes' I guessed she meant that was 5 minutes left. I admit I couldn't get it together and never cum, there was too much distraction going on! She did seem quite disappointed that I never came, she asked a couple of times why I hadn't cum and if it was her. I didn't have the heart to tell her that her HJ technique needs a lot of work!
I certainly won't be returning.
