Lady Dita - Cardiff

[np500]

that's planned Xmas punts for you.

6000th post .   

Holy crap ! I only ever logged on to have a read  !

[mrdiamond77]

Holy crap ! I only ever logged on to have a read  !

      Yes it's quite addictive this site isn't it Red.

[np500]

     Yes it's quite addictive this site isn't it Red.

It sure is, it cost me a brand new( ish ) merc    fucked if I saw that coming when I first logged on ?

[OMellors]

Holy crap ! I only ever logged on to have a read  !

I like a read, and yes, that was a read

Well you said it, Red.   

OM

[np500]

Well you said it, Red.   

OM

That must have been a reply to a wolfie review 

[OMellors]

That must have been a reply to a wolfie review 

‘‘Twas one of mine.   


 


But you did say it on April Fools Day.     You May wish to claim the 5th!

OM

[np500]

‘‘Twas one of mine.   


 


But you did say it on April Fools Day.     You May wish to claim the 5th!

OM

Easy mistake to make, lots of good reads, and look forward to many more , and no doubt you’ll be adding to your reading mass in the coming year, as most of us will 

[OMellors]

Easy mistake to make, lots of good reads, and look forward to many more , and no doubt you’ll be adding to your reading mass in the coming year, as most of us will 

 

Even as I write, I feel a Russian novel germinating my loins, watered by creative juices.   

Some worthy wench will have to sacrifice herself all in the guise of art to ring this seedling into full and glorious bloom 


OM

[np500]

Even as I write, I feel a Russian novel germinating my loins, watered by creative juices.   

Some worthy wench will have to sacrifice herself all in the guise of art to ring this seedling into full and glorious bloom 


OM

So long as it’s in English and not Russian, have to skip enough posts written in welsh and French as it is !

[Lady-Dita]

that's planned Xmas punts for you.

6000th post .   

Oooo congratulations!!! I’m honoured it was my review! Xx

[STAR-LORD]

So long as it’s in English and not Russian, have to skip enough posts written in welsh and French as it is !

Are you taking the piss? 

[STAR-LORD]

That must have been a reply to a wolfie review 

FFS...

[OMellors]

Are you taking the piss? 

mi estimado amigo 

Yo creo que podemos decir correctamente que   

OM

[np500]

 

[STAR-LORD]

It's pretty much yes! Just in Spanish. 

[OMellors]

It's pretty much yes! Just in Spanish. 

Lobo de la noche,     you do make it sound a tad basic   

and there was poor old deluded me hoping that a touch of Latin temperament might turn one or two girls' heads

  

 

Well it did seem like a better idea than a box of assorted veg. 

OM 

[Lady-Dita]

Lobo de la noche,     you do make it sound a tad basic   

and there was poor old deluded me hoping that a touch of Latin temperament might turn one or two girls' heads

  

 

Well it did seem like a better idea than a box of assorted veg. 

OM

Ha ha ha ha ha I love your posts xxx assorted veg is always a winner...why have one when you can have two? X

[OMellors]

Ha ha ha ha ha I love your posts xxx

 

I had a suspicion I had put a smile on your lips 

Sorry that you have decided to retire.    

Are you having a closing down sale?   


And just after I saw you too.

Was it something I did?   

OM

[Lady-Dita]

I had a suspicion I had put a smile on your lips 

Sorry that you have decided to retire.    

Are you having a closing down sale?   


And just after I saw you too.

Was it something I did?   

OM

Ha ha ha yes OM...it is all your fault!  Escorting was only ever temporary, but it’s ending sooner than I had anticipated.

Funnily enough yes! I’ve put the departure Discounts on UKE. Not touting, just responding to a question xxx

[OMellors]

Ha ha ha yes OM...it is all your fault!  Escorting was only ever temporary, but it’s ending sooner than I had anticipated.

Funnily enough yes! I’ve put the departure Discounts on UKE. Not touting, just responding to a question xxx

Wrong department      Why is it that whatever you want is never in the sales   

I was hoping that you might have a ball gag going for a song from your bondage box .

Just the sort of thing I could do with around the house, I don't mind telling you 

It's like listening to Hitler at the Nuremberg Rally      

OM

[Lady-Dita]

Wrong department      Why is it that whatever you want is never in the sales   

I was hoping that you might have a ball gag going for a song from your bondage box .

Just the sort of thing I could do with around the house, I don't mind telling you 

It's like listening to Hitler at the Nuremberg Rally      

OM

Ha ha ha funnily enough I’ve had people asking to buy my things. You can’t go wrong with a ball gag and a crop in my opinion xxx

[vw]

Ha ha ha funnily enough I’ve had people asking to buy my things. You can’t go wrong with a ball gag and a crop in my opinion xxx

bumping you review again.   

[Lady-Dita]

bumping you review again.   

I don’t need to do that. I’m retiring.

[vw]

I don’t need to do that. I’m retiring.

Yes you do to suck as much cash up before you go

anyone believing your retirement needs their head checking.  You left the door so wide open on your hiatus posts don't think it will last a month.

anyway here is not for touting and flirting maybe better to do that on uke.   

[Lady-Dita]

Yes you do to suck as much cash up before you go

anyone believing your retirement needs their head checking.  You left the door so wide open on your hiatus posts don't think it will last a month.

anyway here is not for touting and flirting maybe better to do that on uke.   

If you say so. I’m not touting nor flirting. You don’t know me so why persist? My retirement is real and will last. Goodnight Sir

[vw]

If you say so. I’m not touting nor flirting. You don’t know me so why persist? My retirement is real and will last. Goodnight Sir

Your drivel here is pure touting there is no other reason for it, its embarrassing, i feel for you needing to flirt like this, wondering if it is to end a message to someone.

[CheeseBoard]

+1

[OMellors]

Just tried to access her site on AW

Can’t be accessed. 

Think she may have gone   

Absolute shame

OM

[STAR-LORD]

Just tried to access her site on AW

Can’t be accessed. 

Think she may have gone   

Absolute shame

OM

+1 

[SeekingtheTruth]

She'll be back.

[OMellors]

She'll be back.

I hope you’re right Seeking

If not Wolfie’s Christmas veg round is going to be cut short. 

OM

[vw]

She'll be back.

still logging onto uke

[OMellors]

still logging onto uke

Lady-Dita was last seen:
    Yesterday at 8:44 PM

True, VW. 

But to be fair, if the alternative was watching Dancing on Ice, you have to admit it is easy to understand why, and probably less dramatic than suicide.

Personally I just take to the bottle.   


OM

[STAR-LORD]

Lady-Dita was last seen:
    Yesterday at 8:44 PM

True, VW. 

But to be fair, if the alternative was watching Dancing on Ice, you have to admit it is easy to understand why, and probably less dramatic than suicide.

Personally I just take to the bottle.  


OM

Same here dude. Same here. Pity really. Raising a toast to Dita. Would have been great to see her one last time. 

[OMellors]

Same here dude. Same here. Pity really. Raising a toast to Dita. Would have been great to see her one last time. 

You're right Wolfie   

We'll have to organize a toast to absent friends    for the deary departed   

I'll try and get a recording of the "Graveyard Symphony" to certain somnolence to the situation   

As it's you , Wolfie, we'll skip the flowers if you don't mind     

OM

[vw]

You're right Wolfie   

We'll have to organize a toast to absent friends    for the deary departed   

I'll try and get a recording of the "Graveyard Symphony" to certain somnolence to the situation   

As it's you , Wolfie, we'll skip the flowers if you don't mind     

OM

Are you going to burn her review then scatter the ashes?   

[OMellors]

Are you going to burn her review then scatter the ashes?   

Nice touch VW   

We could soak it in brandy and have L.D. flambe on the menu. 

At least we can ensure she goes with a bang 

OM

[vw]

If you say so. I’m not touting nor flirting. You don’t know me so why persist? My retirement is real and will last.

Less than 2 months.   

I will pray for all that believed you.   

[Bonio]

Less than 2 months.   

I will pray for all that believed you.   

I noticed her appear on AW results today. Did have to laugh.

[vw]

I noticed her appear on AW results today. Did have to laugh.

All this genuine 100% bullcrap retirements are funny and good sport.

I wonder if she is back with the guarantor.

Looks like she is part of a pimped group now too

External Link/Members Only

[Bonio]

All this genuine 100% bullcrap retirements are funny and good sport.

I wonder if she is back with the guarantor.

Looks like she is part of a pimped group now too

External Link/Members Only

Didn't Welsh Brunette say the same?

[SeekingtheTruth]

Less than 2 months.   

I will pray for all that believed you.   

Lasted longer than I expected.

[vw]

Lasted longer than I expected.

and gone again, maybe she didn't get enough arselicking so left again.   

[vw]

Didn't Welsh Brunette say the same?

she ding make a song and dance about it touting all over ukp though. 

[WelshMichael]

she ding make a song and dance about it touting all over ukp though.

Nor did she make a big announcement about her “comeback” either 

[vw]

Nor did she make a big announcement about her “comeback” either 

Not here but on uke she did. 

[OMellors]

Well if a week in politics is a long time, 2 weeks on here is an epoch

What happened 6 or 7 weeks ago is history.  What may happen tomorrow is speculation (Rocket man will take care of that)

Despite the allegations of rimming (giving) by a gentleman from (and I quote Greavsie) chilly jocko land, coupled with a denial of the concept of right of reply, I had a brilliant time with her.

The rest of the chit chat is irrelevant and I sincerely hope to see her again

OM

[The Owl]

and gone again, maybe she didn't get enough arselicking so left again.   

Her profiles back again. Maybe she needs a new name. Lady Boomerang?

 

[vw]

Her profiles back again. Maybe she needs a new name. Lady Boomerang?

 

She/her Devilishly_Devine pimp is back using one of those rip of AW numbers

Call 0908 122 0200 and when prompted enter my User ID: 4091604.  Calls cost £1.55/min + access charge

[Lady-Dita]

She/her Devilishly_Devine pimp is back using one of those rip of AW numbers

I don’t want to get involved in this, but I am not pimped. It’s a group I joined when I first started. It became obvious quickly that it was not genuinely run, but I cannot leave without the group leaders permission and she won’t allow me to go. She has nothing to do with my bookings or earnings. I remain independent.

As for returning. It was a shock to me and due to personal reasons. You don’t have to like or book me. I’m not touting and not interested in arguing or debating. I’m just looking for a quiet life for the time I’m back. I’ve only responded because of the pimped remarks xx