Author Topic: Kate librarian, kegworth  (Read 4930 times)


7 review(s) for Dear Miss Katherine (0 positive, 0 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline NervousJ

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£80 for 30 minutes.

Where do I start here. It's been ages since I had a shit punt. The last was a Rom, who was at least fit.

I'd read the review on here, and a couple of threads, but for some reason thought we would chance it. Agreed over the phone kissing and protected sex, which seemed wasn't on offer on a visit I'd read about.

Agreed a time and directed to a new build in kegworth, or there or there abouts.

In I went to be greeted by Kate. She looks a bit like a middle aged neighbour, wearing a slip of some description and pants and bra. Huge pair of tits on show. Literally the only good point about the meet.

Them photos must be either old, they aren't a true reflection. She isn't bad by any means, but does have a tummy. Tattoo around her arm.

Stripped off and onto the bed for a bit of idle chat and a shit massage. Over I turned where I asked for a kiss. What I got was awfull, pursed lips. Says French kissing in likes list, no sign of that..

Offered ow, which was pretty shit, I knew owo wasn't on the menu...

I then said, ok, do you want to jump on... Oh, I don't do sex... Wtf!!!!!

Errrrm, hang on I said, we agreed on the phone. So £80 for shit kissing and a shit massage. Just about to argue and ask for my cash back when she agreed. I honestly wished I'd got half back and fucked off.

Had her in mish, which was shit, did everything to stop me properly getting a good length, filled  the bag, cleaned myself up and fucked off...

Think I was in and out in 20 mins...serves me right I suppose. I should have known better.

Absolute waste of space and one to avoid.... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Offline Dipper

Dreadful.

Thanks for reviewing though NJ. Shame that you went against the previous neg, but now we know.  :thumbsdown:

Offline Lincs.man1

Sorry to hear you've had a bad punt NJ. I can see why you had a go on her, the rack is something to behold in her pictures. Thanks for the review - one to avoid!

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Oh dear, Jimmy. I have just read her profile. It says it all - she sounds like a self obsessed woman with no interest in making her client happy.

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NJ her tits aren't out of this world so I suspect that there might be some other attraction. Maybe the Librarian moniker stirred up repressed adolescent fantasies about a real object of desire.
I'm not convinced that she is "qualified in psychology". She hints that working in a library helped her achieve a first. If true she would just mention the actual degree.
So NJ what did you travel all that way for?  I'm sorry it was a Negative for you. Should've gone to Spangles  :hi:

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Sorry to hear Jim, she sounds shit and a complete waste of time, taking the cash and not returning the agreed services....... deffo one to avoid!!

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initially I fancied a crack at this one but something about her profile  made me stop and think twice. she seems so up herself and giving herself that librarian persona seems like she wants to distance herself from being a pro$$ie. she should just be more honest. she fucks for money to finance her lifestyle

Offline NervousJ

NJ her tits aren't out of this world so I suspect that there might be some other attraction. Maybe the Librarian moniker stirred up repressed adolescent fantasies about a real object of desire.
I'm not convinced that she is "qualified in psychology". She hints that working in a library helped her achieve a first. If true she would just mention the actual degree.
So NJ what did you travel all that way for?  I'm sorry it was a Negative for you. Should've gone to Spangles  :hi:

There may be something in your theory Roger, I’ve always had a thing for the mature busty secretary, business look, tight skirts, tight tops. You get the drift.

After that debacle I’m starting the new year trying the busty toned twenty somethings. It will be  awhile until I try a non reviewed lass.

The busty wench from spangles you saw was available yesterday as well. Would have been closer and cheaper.  :mad:

HannahH69 is high on my list. Reviewed young and faf....

You live and learn.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2017, 03:42:57 pm by NervousJ »

Offline smithy_132

Thanks for the review Jimmy. I had been thinking about breaking my normal price limit with this one ( just for the tits ), but know to give it a miss now.

Offline Picti

Oh dear, Jimmy. I have just read her profile. It says it all -

Sorry you had a bad one NJ.

I agree on her profile content. Whether it's genuine or a work of fiction it conveys nothing that I need to know about a WG, and everything about it indicates that she's primarily concerned with distancing herself from the world of paid sex (despite wanting £80/hhr and £150/hr). I've met many WGs who have qualifications, talents, accomplishments, etc, and while these qualities can potentially enhance an interaction, they're not the real reason that we're there.

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Sorry you had a bad one NJ.

I agree on her profile content. Whether it's genuine or a work of fiction it conveys nothing that I need to know about a WG, and everything about it indicates that she's primarily concerned with distancing herself from the world of paid sex (despite wanting £80/hhr and £150/hr). I've met many WGs who have qualifications, talents, accomplishments, etc, and while these qualities can potentially enhance an interaction, they're not the real reason that we're there.
Does she remind you of another prossie-in-denial that you had a run in with recently  :lol:
« Last Edit: December 14, 2017, 08:08:17 pm by MikeTheBike »

Offline Picti

Does she remind you of another prossie-in-denial that you had a run in with recently  :lol:

I'm morally bound from making further comment  :lol:

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I was gonna say, any prossie who bangs on too much about her qualification, is trouble. Those who are genuinely qualified, won't talk about that here. Infact there are some who do part time for extra cash, they positively try and give the impression that they are dumb as planks.

No one is booking a chica for her brain. Any one who talks too much about that, is suffering from some major inferiority complex.

Offline Biggysmalls

She working out of the same flat as Lisa??

Offline Bangers and Gash

She working out of the same flat as Lisa??

That figures. Two peas in the same pod.  :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

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She has a really weird profile. It reads like she's written it for a dating site rather than an escort site. I'm not interested in where she goes on holiday and I certainly don't want to feel like I'm the subject of her amateur psychoanalysis.
Strange about not wanting to have sex. Protected penetration is clearly on her likes list. Let's face it, for the amount she charges, it would have to be. Nobody pays £80 for a 30 minute wank. If she was any good at psychology, she'd understand that punters paying that much just want to fuck her and fuck off.
Sorry you had such a shit punt.

Offline realpunter

oh boy!
thanks for sharing you've saved me a disaster

Offline NervousJ

I’m still bitter about it.  :D

Fucking awful punt from a shit escort. Don’t be deceived by those photos. Save yourself £80. :hi: