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External Link/Members Only£80 for 30 minutes.
Where do I start here. It's been ages since I had a shit punt. The last was a Rom, who was at least fit.
I'd read the review on here, and a couple of threads, but for some reason thought we would chance it. Agreed over the phone kissing and protected sex, which seemed wasn't on offer on a visit I'd read about.
Agreed a time and directed to a new build in kegworth, or there or there abouts.
In I went to be greeted by Kate. She looks a bit like a middle aged neighbour, wearing a slip of some description and pants and bra. Huge pair of tits on show. Literally the only good point about the meet.
Them photos must be either old, they aren't a true reflection. She isn't bad by any means, but does have a tummy. Tattoo around her arm.
Stripped off and onto the bed for a bit of idle chat and a shit massage. Over I turned where I asked for a kiss. What I got was awfull, pursed lips. Says French kissing in likes list, no sign of that..
Offered ow, which was pretty shit, I knew owo wasn't on the menu...
I then said, ok, do you want to jump on... Oh, I don't do sex... Wtf!!!!!
Errrrm, hang on I said, we agreed on the phone. So £80 for shit kissing and a shit massage. Just about to argue and ask for my cash back when she agreed. I honestly wished I'd got half back and fucked off.
Had her in mish, which was shit, did everything to stop me properly getting a good length, filled the bag, cleaned myself up and fucked off...
Think I was in and out in 20 mins...serves me right I suppose. I should have known better.
Absolute waste of space and one to avoid....
