Author Topic: ANA BRASIL (formerly known as Ana GG) - NW2 Cricklewood  (Read 1633 times)


5 review(s) for PETITE SEXY (2 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Brazilian Martian]

Offline last_days_of_logan

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Cost: £60 for 30mins (stayed 20 mins)

Service summary: OWO, tit job, kiss on the cheek lol, multiple positions (lazy boy, CG, missionary, doggy, prone)

Comms: Maid spoke to..straight forward....told them i was coming and they said she would be ready

Venue: One of the cricklewood brothels...by costa. getting more and more suspect going here as these days they dont buzz you in. the henchman has to see who is there and then comes to get you...you could be standing outside for a few minutes. Then not to mention when i went in to pick the lady....actually i told them before hand who i wanted to see but they sent me to the waiting room anyway....on my way there a couple of the working girls were surprised to see me...dont know why....in the kitchen on the left there was another dude in there talking to another working girl gave me a good look up and down almost like he was sizing me up.....wasnt sure if it was a punter or not but the whole even was NOT discreet AT ALL. think of going back stage to a modelling shoot and you will understand what i mean...i mean i passed 3 of the working girls on the way to the small waiting lounge....people walking around having discussion etc

Anyway got to the lounge and 3 girls come in including the one this review is about .. but here is the thing...as i mentioned on the way to the loung i passed the girls , one of them was this lady

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and she looked NICE....BBW..MUCH better than her photos i feel and with what she was wearing she was falling out of her bra and ass was proper sticking out.....i almost changed my mind but decided to stay the course.

so the girls came in and i said i wanted to see Ana......she took me to the room, which happened to be the first room in the main hallway entrance...remember i said everyone was walking around talking etc? the room was in that mini passage way.....the mini passage way that leads to the waiting room....if you took ONE step from that room in a straight direction across that hall..just ONE...you would be inside the kitchen where the guy that was eyeing me up was with another woman talking.

so was the meeting discreet? NO WAY!! might as well have been on a porn set with people walking all over the place.



The girl: Very beautiful face...about 5'5 to 5'8. Fake tits and fake ass. Both hard. NOT a bubble butt despite the camera angles. good condition body wise as in no stomach and decent firm shape

The Action: So in the room now she asks me how long....i tell her how long, give the money........she goes out comes in i take off my clothes she puts her hair up gets ready by taking off her bra to reveal the bolt ons etc etc.....then i pulled out the dom expecting OW but she gave me OWO without me asking...it was not that good but i was happy she did that without me asking, did the whole pull out and stick it back in back and forth just to liven it up...but the BJ was not good.....then she gave me a tit wank as well...again without me asking and no extra charge...again not as good as i thought it would be but she did provide it without asking for extra

asked her for kissing and she said £20 pounds extra...tried to barter but then she laughed and hit me on my thigh and said i was being cheeky....or at least i think she did as i dont speak her language.....

on with the dom and she tried to go on top for the CowGirl.....she couldnt do it ..we laughed about it a little and she seemed apologetic

told her to lay on her back and i would go in gently...so we are in missionary now.... i didnt do much...tried to go in slow etc...nope no way..she was in distress and giving that "ouch" face.... she couldnt do it .. again we laughed abit about it and she still seemed apologetic

went for the lazy boy....in this position he could manage it a lot more but i couldnt really get much movement as each time i pulled back to go forward her thighs and hands got more determined to keep me at bay....at least i got a little bit of action in this position

Doggy time........long story short........she couldnt do it ....she kept on trying to hold herself open but didnt work. she was a little perplexed as to why she was having a difficult time with me...even though we laughed some more about it she was REALLY sorry at this point. she is a lovely girl and friendly as well so i was not really upset

Prone bone: took a little bit of time but she gently eased me in and with a combination of me going slow and her pulling herself wide open and also having a hand on my chest controlling matters ... YAY HOUSTON WE GOT A RYTHM....between her trying to moan and gritting her teeth it was an Oxymoron that i couldnt help myself but to burst out laughing. trying to focus on the performance when you are obviously putting the tough work in......even though i wasnt really doing anything...... was just a picture that i took with me and laughed all the way home.

something worth mentioning: she gave the whole "dont squeeze my tits" vibe everytime i went near them....caress and touch sure....side boob cupping yes..but when i reach round to grab a handfull she seemed like it hurt a bit

told her that if she could take a bit more thrust and power that i would finish...i REALLY wanted to leave at this point as i was not having a good time overall.

so i went a little bit faster.......and got over the finish line.

after which she gave me this look of "wow, its finished, thank heavens!! i did good right?" she wanted it over just as much as i did. Gave her a Hi five like its something she needed ..got changed and left

Fucked up situation alert!! :- obviously cause its a room in the main hallway you can hear all sorts outside it but this part took the biscuit....in the prone bone...'controlled by her right hand' deep.....another WG walks in gives a good look at us and then apologises and walks out....clearly she needed the room for something or someone else....and i was like "WTF"....Ana got up and said something in her language and started coming back...at which point i was like "uh uh...bolt the door please".

discretion on this day was nowhere to be seen

Summary: bad punt all around....great girl and very friendly ..very beautiful.....good shape to her but bolt on tits and hard ass thats fake. couldnt take a pounding at all....

Pros:- Beautiful, great body shape and she is in shape, gave me OWO an tit job without even asking for extra. decent sense of humour, seemed like a genuinely nice girl

cons:-
Couldnt grab the breasts
Boobs are hard and stuck in position...them might be soft to a firm touch but i was not given that chance
Ass is hard and she is not a bubble butt like i thought
Couldnt really pounds as she could not do doggy,cG,miss with me
Another working girl walked straight in in the middle of the session
The room we used was right in the main entrance hallway
Given a lineup even though i told them who i wanted
Had to wait outside for a few minutes rather than me getting buzzed in
In the one position she could handle she kept her hand on me to control things

Reccomend?: Nope...but i feel like if she has worked a bit during the day then maybe she would loosen up down there and take more of a thrust . That was her first evening to be fair to her...dont thnk she had seen many people

Return? to the venue? yes as i have had good times there and will have to figure out how to get inside without feeling and looking bait........

will i return to her? nae chance!!

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Offline Bassman

Thanks for
The review.

The one you past in the hallway was one I was considering as a back up this week just gone. Decided I didn’t like what I saw. But you reckon she looks better in the flesh? May visit her after all.

Offline Brazilian Martian

You should of walked and asked for some of your money back.


Offline last_days_of_logan

Thanks for
The review.

The one you past in the hallway was one I was considering as a back up this week just gone. Decided I didn’t like what I saw. But you reckon she looks better in the flesh? May visit her after all.

Definitely better in the flesh IMO.

there is this one pic that has her looking like an elephant on a 2 footed Giraffes leg standing in a hallway 1/4 her size...and i think "who advises you on what is a good photo"...then i actually saw her and those legs didnt look as stick thin as the picture...then she turned around to leave and i saw her ass sticking out...probably cause of the tight corset she was wearing...but those tits where HUGE and looked completely real...that ass sticking out a bit and i thought "you look a little prettier in person too"

in hindsight i 10000% regret my choice and i honestly considered going back there the next night to cancel out the bad punt with this lady.

Offline last_days_of_logan

You should of walked and asked for some of your money back.

i agree and trust me..after reading how no nonsense some of you folks are i knew even then i let myself down,....I may look big and menacing but am anything but......once i was in the room and things started i almost ......sadly and quite pathetic like...felt obliged to give this thing a go.

like i said she seemed like a nice girl and genuinely apologetic for the shit service. (yes i know they are paid to be nice and the apology could have been her running game on me so i didnt ruin her for the rest of the night)

.... i am slowly developing a more steeley resolve...one day i will be like you guys and be balls deep in the middle of the action and be like "Fuck this...dont feel like it...am walking!!"

Offline Bassman

Definitely better in the flesh IMO.

there is this one pic that has her looking like an elephant on a 2 footed Giraffes leg standing in a hallway 1/4 her size...and i think "who advises you on what is a good photo"...then i actually saw her and those legs didnt look as stick thin as the picture...then she turned around to leave and i saw her ass sticking out...probably cause of the tight corset she was wearing...but those tits where HUGE and looked completely real...that ass sticking out a bit and i thought "you look a little prettier in person too"

in hindsight i 10000% regret my choice and i honestly considered going back there the next night to cancel out the bad punt with this lady.

Yeah that’s the photo that put me off lol. I wouldn’t say her legs looked stick thin. Is she a fatty in real life then? Considering she was wearing a corset and all...

I’ll see how my week pans out with all this snow. Right now I’m of the don’t give a fuck, staying at home and chilling for the week until the snow clears mind lol.

Offline last_days_of_logan

Yeah that’s the photo that put me off lol. I wouldn’t say her legs looked stick thin. Is she a fatty in real life then? Considering she was wearing a corset and all...

I’ll see how my week pans out with all this snow. Right now I’m of the don’t give a fuck, staying at home and chilling for the week until the snow clears mind lol.

if you have to travel far..dont risk it..but i feel like i was just like you before and then when i saw her it was a complete 180 for me. if i had the time i would have been back there by now

i think she is on the slightly chubby side.....and maybe the corset did do wonders for her but if thats the case i am going to tell her to put it on LOL

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Venue: One of the cricklewood brothels...by costa. getting more and more suspect going here as these days they dont buzz you in. the henchman has to see who is there and then comes to get you...you could be standing outside for a few minutes.

Anyway got to the lounge and 3 girls come in including the one this review is about .. but here is the thing...as i mentioned on the way to the loung i passed the girls , one of them was this lady

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and she looked NICE....BBW..MUCH better than her photos i feel and with what she was wearing she was falling out of her bra and ass was proper sticking out.....i almost changed my mind but decided to stay the course.


Cheers for the review as promised. Sorry things did not work out!!  :(

I see you were kept waiting again outside again - I guess you must be alright with this now  :P ;)

Just out of curiosity regarding Karina the BBW you saw, would you place her as an entrant in the Bubble Butt Thread?
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Offline last_days_of_logan

Cheers for the review as promised. Sorry things did not work out!!  :(

I see you were kept waiting again outside again - I guess you must be alright with this now  :P ;)

Just out of curiosity regarding Karina the BBW you saw, would you place her as an entrant in the Bubble Butt Thread?

i've been alright with it to be fair on a few occasions if it could seem innocent that i am there LOL

Karina is a tough one, i wouldnt put her in the Bubble butt thread as i didnt get a good enough  inspection...and i dont understand how those pictures she took turned out like they did but there must have been something to it for it to do so

so no, not an entrant to be on the safe side, but i will be finding out in person at some point in the future

Offline Bassman

She has moved on from that location. Shame I decided to head down that way later today. There are a couple of others that look interesting. That Gaby Brasil for example.

Offline last_days_of_logan

She has moved on from that location. Shame I decided to head down that way later today. There are a couple of others that look interesting. That Gaby Brasil for example.

let me know if you actually see her

the last time she was here they had her profile up for about 2 or 3 weeks....which is about 1 or 2 weeks longer than normal...when i went there to see her i kept being given the run around

"she is busy and there are 2 other guys waiting for her"
"she is not available right now"

i defo think she was there last week but dont know if she really is there this week

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let me know if you actually see her

the last time she was here they had her profile up for about 2 or 3 weeks....which is about 1 or 2 weeks longer than normal...when i went there to see her i kept being given the run around

"she is busy and there are 2 other guys waiting for her"
"she is not available right now"

i defo think she was there last week but dont know if she really is there this week

I’m sure Gaby’s profile has is on its second week. I’ll see what happens later in the week.

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I’m sure Gaby’s profile has is on its second week. I’ll see what happens later in the week.

mate i have been having a bad run.,....saw a lady called rubin which didnt end well.....then tried to cancel that one out with Gaby but it ended as a negative for me as she tried to rush me out....

you might have a good time though...mine was going alright / neutral until later on when i had like well over 5 mins left of a 15 min punt and she tried to rush me out verbally and body language (i still liike the illusion of them enjoying themselves)

but she is there and she is pretty...soft fake tits....nice-ish ass,,,peachy more than anything....not a big bubble butt. give her a go i think you will have a great time personally...but negative for me.

i will post a review later

Kaori is there....her ass is MASSIVE...very weighty looking....looks like she went crazy nuts with the butt injections....bubble butt for sure with cellulite looking bumbs all over

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mate i have been having a bad run.,....saw a lady called rubin which didnt end well.....then tried to cancel that one out with Gaby but it ended as a negative for me as she tried to rush me out....

you might have a good time though...mine was going alright / neutral until later on when i had like well over 5 mins left of a 15 min punt and she tried to rush me out verbally and body language (i still liike the illusion of them enjoying themselves)

but she is there and she is pretty...soft fake tits....nice-ish ass,,,peachy more than anything....not a big bubble butt. give her a go i think you will have a great time personally...but negative for me.

i will post a review later

Kaori is there....her ass is MASSIVE...very weighty looking....looks like she went crazy nuts with the butt injections....bubble butt for sure with cellulite looking bumbs all over

Bad luck man. You’ve at least verified that she exists...

Do you know what time they “open up shop” ? My calls went unanswered yesterday until my plans for the day changed.

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mate i have been having a bad run.,....saw a lady called rubin which didnt end well.....then tried to cancel that one out with Gaby but it ended as a negative for me as she tried to rush me out....

you might have a good time though...mine was going alright / neutral until later on when i had like well over 5 mins left of a 15 min punt and she tried to rush me out verbally and body language (i still liike the illusion of them enjoying themselves)

but she is there and she is pretty...soft fake tits....nice-ish ass,,,peachy more than anything....not a big bubble butt. give her a go i think you will have a great time personally...but negative for me.

i will post a review later

Kaori is there....her ass is MASSIVE...very weighty looking....looks like she went crazy nuts with the butt injections....bubble butt for sure with cellulite looking bumbs all over

To be fair to kaori when i saw her her ass was natural, my advice to you is to avoid her as she is fucking useless as a prossie, you best bet is getting your money and throwing it out of a moving car :thumbsdown:

Offline last_days_of_logan

To be fair to kaori when i saw her her ass was natural, my advice to you is to avoid her as she is fucking useless as a prossie, you best bet is getting your money and throwing it out of a moving car :thumbsdown:

 :D

Offline last_days_of_logan

Bad luck man. You’ve at least verified that she exists...

Do you know what time they “open up shop” ? My calls went unanswered yesterday until my plans for the day changed.

technically about 12 pm but in reality about 2pm till about 1 am. on weekends they stay open till about 2/3am

Offline Bassman

technically about 12 pm but in reality about 2pm till about 1 am. on weekends they stay open till about 2/3am

Thanks  :thumbsup: