External Link/Members OnlyCost: £60 for 30mins (stayed 20 mins)
Service summary: OWO, tit job, kiss on the cheek lol, multiple positions (lazy boy, CG, missionary, doggy, prone)
Comms: Maid spoke to..straight forward....told them i was coming and they said she would be ready
Venue: One of the cricklewood brothels...by costa. getting more and more suspect going here as these days they dont buzz you in. the henchman has to see who is there and then comes to get you...you could be standing outside for a few minutes. Then not to mention when i went in to pick the lady....actually i told them before hand who i wanted to see but they sent me to the waiting room anyway....on my way there a couple of the working girls were surprised to see me...dont know why....in the kitchen on the left there was another dude in there talking to another working girl gave me a good look up and down almost like he was sizing me up.....wasnt sure if it was a punter or not but the whole even was NOT discreet AT ALL. think of going back stage to a modelling shoot and you will understand what i mean...i mean i passed 3 of the working girls on the way to the small waiting lounge....people walking around having discussion etc
Anyway got to the lounge and 3 girls come in including the one this review is about .. but here is the thing...as i mentioned on the way to the loung i passed the girls , one of them was this lady
External Link/Members Onlyand she looked NICE....BBW..MUCH better than her photos i feel and with what she was wearing she was falling out of her bra and ass was proper sticking out.....i almost changed my mind but decided to stay the course.
so the girls came in and i said i wanted to see Ana......she took me to the room, which happened to be the first room in the main hallway entrance...remember i said everyone was walking around talking etc? the room was in that mini passage way.....the mini passage way that leads to the waiting room....if you took ONE step from that room in a straight direction across that hall..just ONE...you would be inside the kitchen where the guy that was eyeing me up was with another woman talking.
so was the meeting discreet? NO WAY!! might as well have been on a porn set with people walking all over the place.
The girl: Very beautiful face...about 5'5 to 5'8. Fake tits and fake ass. Both hard. NOT a bubble butt despite the camera angles. good condition body wise as in no stomach and decent firm shape
The Action: So in the room now she asks me how long....i tell her how long, give the money........she goes out comes in i take off my clothes she puts her hair up gets ready by taking off her bra to reveal the bolt ons etc etc.....then i pulled out the dom expecting OW but she gave me OWO without me asking...it was not that good but i was happy she did that without me asking, did the whole pull out and stick it back in back and forth just to liven it up...but the BJ was not good.....then she gave me a tit wank as well...again without me asking and no extra charge...again not as good as i thought it would be but she did provide it without asking for extra
asked her for kissing and she said £20 pounds extra...tried to barter but then she laughed and hit me on my thigh and said i was being cheeky....or at least i think she did as i dont speak her language.....
on with the dom and she tried to go on top for the
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she couldnt do it ..we laughed about it a little and she seemed apologetic
told her to lay on her back and i would go in gently...so we are in
missionary now.... i didnt do much...tried to go in slow etc...nope no way..she was in distress and giving that "ouch" face....
she couldnt do it .. again we laughed abit about it and she still seemed apologetic
went for the lazy boy....in this position he could manage it a lot more but i couldnt really get much movement as each time i pulled back to go forward her thighs and hands got more determined to keep me at bay....at least i got a little bit of action in this position
Doggy time........long story short........
she couldnt do it ....she kept on trying to hold herself open but didnt work. she was a little perplexed as to why she was having a difficult time with me...even though we laughed some more about it she was REALLY sorry at this point. she is a lovely girl and friendly as well so i was not really upset
Prone bone: took a little bit of time but she gently eased me in and with a combination of me going slow and her pulling herself wide open and also having a hand on my chest controlling matters ...
YAY HOUSTON WE GOT A RYTHM....between her trying to moan and gritting her teeth it was an Oxymoron that i couldnt help myself but to burst out laughing. trying to focus on the performance when you are obviously putting the tough work in......even though i wasnt really doing anything...... was just a picture that i took with me and laughed all the way home.
something worth mentioning: she gave the whole "dont squeeze my tits" vibe everytime i went near them....caress and touch sure....side boob cupping yes..but when i reach round to grab a handfull she seemed like it hurt a bit
told her that if she could take a bit more thrust and power that i would finish...i REALLY wanted to leave at this point as i was not having a good time overall.
so i went a little bit faster.......and got over the finish line.
after which she gave me this look of "wow, its finished, thank heavens!! i did good right?" she wanted it over just as much as i did. Gave her a Hi five like its something she needed ..got changed and left
Fucked up situation alert!! :- obviously cause its a room in the main hallway you can hear all sorts outside it but this part took the biscuit....in the prone bone...'controlled by her right hand' deep.....another WG walks in gives a good look at us and then apologises and walks out....clearly she needed the room for something or someone else....and i was like "WTF"....Ana got up and said something in her language and started coming back...at which point i was like "uh uh...bolt the door please".
discretion on this day was nowhere to be seen
Summary: bad punt all around....great girl and very friendly ..very beautiful.....good shape to her but bolt on tits and hard ass thats fake. couldnt take a pounding at all....
Pros:- Beautiful, great body shape and she is in shape, gave me OWO an tit job without even asking for extra. decent sense of humour, seemed like a genuinely nice girl
cons:-
Couldnt grab the breasts
Boobs are hard and stuck in position...them might be soft to a firm touch but i was not given that chance
Ass is hard and she is not a bubble butt like i thought
Couldnt really pounds as she could not do doggy,cG,miss with me
Another working girl walked straight in in the middle of the session
The room we used was right in the main entrance hallway
Given a lineup even though i told them who i wanted
Had to wait outside for a few minutes rather than me getting buzzed in
In the one position she could handle she kept her hand on me to control things
Reccomend?: Nope...but i feel like if she has worked a bit during the day then maybe she would loosen up down there and take more of a thrust . That was her first evening to be fair to her...dont thnk she had seen many people
Return? to the venue? yes as i have had good times there and will have to figure out how to get inside without feeling and looking bait........
will i return to her? nae chance!!
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