Author Topic: Report on FKK Artemis, Berlin  (Read 5102 times)

Offline Eeyore

As promised I have compiled a report on my First FKK visit which was at Artemis in Berlin on Tuesday as a thank you for all the kind advise I received before the trip.
A note of warning, my review skills are very limited and those experienced in the FKK world won't gather much info from my review, although it might help first timers like myself.

Getting there:
If it was easy for me then it must be easy. From Schonefeld airport the S/Baht station is just a few hundred yards away and by using the S45 & S41 routes it was easy, very cheap and only took 50 minutes.
From Westkreuz station a less than 5 minute walk and you arrive at Artemis. It was just after 3pm when I arrived at the Club, earlier than I had anticipated.

Tip:
What I found beneficial before I went was to look several times on Google Earth maps as it takes you straight into the club so I knew the complete layout of the club before I visited. This didn't make me look like a total newbie & I could just concentrate (if that's the word) on the naked female bodies.

Artemis the Club:
The receptionist was friendly & informative and after securing my valuables and showering I headed first to the Wellness part on the Ground floor. Used the sauna, had a drink and viewed the few girls who would saunter down looking for pray. Facilities are excellent & having stayed at 4 & 5 star hotels that's a compliment.
Then after  nosing around the kino downstairs I went upstairs to the main lounge and my eyes were attacked by the sight of numerous ladies partially clothed or totally naked.

The Girls:
I was approached several times mainly by what looked like Romanians. None particularly I found personally attractive but mainly they were too pushy for my liking. Be prepared to stick to your guns because these girls don't accept a no until it's said several times in different polite ways.

GIRL 1 I choose was my only disaster of the night. I had been there well over an hour and wasn't sure if I wanted her or not and I should have stuck to my initial feelings. Once in the room she kept trying to up sell, the more she did the more I was adamant I wouldn't be pushed around. When she finally gave in she became moody and tried to get me finished quickly but I had other ideas and took out my revenge by giving her one hell of a pounding.

GIRL 2 called Nicole was exceptional. Tall, blonde hair with a fringe, just a little extra timber, natural breasts, intelligent and claims to come from The Czech Republic. She has been working there on/off for several years. After girl one I had a bad headache and when Nicole approached me I told her it was unlikely I would consider anything presently. Despite this she sat with me for over 25 mins talking  (there were few men in the club tbh) including going to the bar to get me an Expresso with lemon juice to help cure the headache. Later I saw her wave to me after she saw another client then later we bumped into each other. After another 20 min chat I decided to go with her if only for her non pushy attitude & interesting conversation.
Needless to say I spent a few amazing hours with her starting in the Kino with kissing, fondling, oral & sex. We then moved to one of the semi curtained beds in the lounge (never in my life have I been such an exerbisionist) and continued with very oily b2b sessions, sex in various positions and more oral. I reluctantly agreed to anal sex as it's rarely my thing but my god we had three sessions of this and it was sublime.

GIRL 3 was called Sidney who joined me with Nicole for a threesome for an hour. Sidney is blonde, a lot more slender than Nicole, tattoos on her back with a bum that I get easily gather in one hand. This girl can give a blow job with the suction of a hoover, unbelievable. We finished the threesome with Nicole fucking me anally and I was licking Sidney's pussy which was smothered in honey. Apparently according to Nicole there were several viewers watching which tbh I never noticed, I was so engrossed in the action.

GIRL 4 was another blonde called Sisse from Bulgaria who was very heavily tattooed on her back, natural breasts, non pushy who couldn't do enough to please me. I only had a 30 min session with her because of the previous long and heavy session otherwise I would have stayed longer as she was very good at kissing, oral & sex.

GIRL 5, how the hell I managed another lady I don't know but she did a pure PSE which really was really full on. Plenty of anal play on me, hard sex, tit wanking, oral both ways & toys. Although I only booked 30 mins we did go over time. Her name was something like Fara, her English wasn't too clear. She was from Hungary, dark skinned, (looked a bit Asian to me!), big fake tits, probably around late thirties.
After girl number five and several hours of female "entertainment" I was totally shagged out so I had a brief rest on the Wellness floor with a few soft drinks before leaving around 4.15 am, over 13 hours of luxury & filth.

CONCLUSION:
I cannot compare with other Clubs as this was my first.
Positives; The place is exceptionally clean, very spacious, the girls were mostly pretty with some exceptional. If you have good judgement & pick the right girls you can have a blast. Facilities are excellent.
Negatives; I thought the food was average & I wasn't going to pay extra for alcohol, some of the girls were very pushy, too pushy in my opinion but it's up to you to stand your ground. The biggest problem I found was that the last few hours in the main lounge was exceptionally smokey, nearly every girl smoked although I couldn't detect when I was with them.

Tip; The girls are exceptionally observant and often know who you've been with, for how long etc. Don't be fooled they are mostly very on the ball, have your game plan, stick to the same story, don't be bullied into up sells for anything you don't really want or can afford.

Would I return ? Goodness yes in the New Year but I hope to also visit another club too so I can compare, maybe in Frankfurt or elsewhere but as I use public transport in Germany I'm limited in my choices !!

Sorry for the long rambling, I did warn you about my reporting skills but hopefully you might have got a bit of info from it.

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Good report but sounds like a €1.000 session

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Good review. Most FKK's and clubs in Germany are accessible by public transport. It just takes a bit of planning

Offline Eeyore

Good report but sounds like a €1.000 session

Hi Bigmanbigman, thanks for your previous advise, all very useful.

It wasn't a €1,000 session but it was getting towards that however I never go over my budget. The only extra I had was €100 for the anal with Nicole.

Offline Eeyore

Good review. Most FKK's and clubs in Germany are accessible by public transport. It just takes a bit of planning

Yes Steve 2 that was something I missed in my report, doing a bit of planning (like using Google to see the club layout) is very worthwhile and can save you time & money.

Whichever Club I try next will I think need to be a large one with good facilities & lots of girls, just my preference to smaller venues.
My reluctance to use a car is because public transport in Germany is relaxing, cheap & efficient so hence my need to find another Club next year to suit my needs. But I will certainly return again to Artemis also.



Offline Jerboa

Good report, and sounds like you were busy fella, good point to not be bullied by the girls into sessions, some guys just can't say no, it's your money, you're the boss, you can still get to other big clubs via public transport, as Steve said just need a bit of planning, like if you plan to stay all day, find a hotel a short walk or cab ride away, but it can make you more flexible if you hire a car, or like I've done previously driven my own car to Germany. If you want to try Frankfurt/Hesse area, Oase or Sharks are two clubs to check out, especially in the summer, Palace a bit to much of a tourist trap, but if you like the silikone barby type then visit.

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Berlin  doesn't need a car its easy with public transport. And cheap
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As promised I have compiled a report on my First FKK visit which was at Artemis in Berlin on Tuesday as a thank you for all the kind advise I received before the trip.
A note of warning, my review skills are very limited and those experienced in the FKK world won't gather much info from my review, although it might help first timers like myself.

Getting there:
If it was easy for me then it must be easy. From Schonefeld airport the S/Baht station is just a few hundred yards away and by using the S45 & S41 routes it was easy, very cheap and only took 50 minutes.
From Westkreuz station a less than 5 minute walk and you arrive at Artemis. It was just after 3pm when I arrived at the Club, earlier than I had anticipated.

Tip:
What I found beneficial before I went was to look several times on Google Earth maps as it takes you straight into the club so I knew the complete layout of the club before I visited. This didn't make me look like a total newbie & I could just concentrate (if that's the word) on the naked female bodies.

Artemis the Club:
The receptionist was friendly & informative and after securing my valuables and showering I headed first to the Wellness part on the Ground floor. Used the sauna, had a drink and viewed the few girls who would saunter down looking for pray. Facilities are excellent & having stayed at 4 & 5 star hotels that's a compliment.
Then after  nosing around the kino downstairs I went upstairs to the main lounge and my eyes were attacked by the sight of numerous ladies partially clothed or totally naked.

The Girls:
I was approached several times mainly by what looked like Romanians. None particularly I found personally attractive but mainly they were too pushy for my liking. Be prepared to stick to your guns because these girls don't accept a no until it's said several times in different polite ways.

GIRL 1 I choose was my only disaster of the night. I had been there well over an hour and wasn't sure if I wanted her or not and I should have stuck to my initial feelings. Once in the room she kept trying to up sell, the more she did the more I was adamant I wouldn't be pushed around. When she finally gave in she became moody and tried to get me finished quickly but I had other ideas and took out my revenge by giving her one hell of a pounding.

GIRL 2 called Nicole was exceptional. Tall, blonde hair with a fringe, just a little extra timber, natural breasts, intelligent and claims to come from The Czech Republic. She has been working there on/off for several years. After girl one I had a bad headache and when Nicole approached me I told her it was unlikely I would consider anything presently. Despite this she sat with me for over 25 mins talking  (there were few men in the club tbh) including going to the bar to get me an Expresso with lemon juice to help cure the headache. Later I saw her wave to me after she saw another client then later we bumped into each other. After another 20 min chat I decided to go with her if only for her non pushy attitude & interesting conversation.
Needless to say I spent a few amazing hours with her starting in the Kino with kissing, fondling, oral & sex. We then moved to one of the semi curtained beds in the lounge (never in my life have I been such an exerbisionist) and continued with very oily b2b sessions, sex in various positions and more oral. I reluctantly agreed to anal sex as it's rarely my thing but my god we had three sessions of this and it was sublime.

GIRL 3 was called Sidney who joined me with Nicole for a threesome for an hour. Sidney is blonde, a lot more slender than Nicole, tattoos on her back with a bum that I get easily gather in one hand. This girl can give a blow job with the suction of a hoover, unbelievable. We finished the threesome with Nicole fucking me anally and I was licking Sidney's pussy which was smothered in honey. Apparently according to Nicole there were several viewers watching which tbh I never noticed, I was so engrossed in the action.

GIRL 4 was another blonde called Sisse from Bulgaria who was very heavily tattooed on her back, natural breasts, non pushy who couldn't do enough to please me. I only had a 30 min session with her because of the previous long and heavy session otherwise I would have stayed longer as she was very good at kissing, oral & sex.

GIRL 5, how the hell I managed another lady I don't know but she did a pure PSE which really was really full on. Plenty of anal play on me, hard sex, tit wanking, oral both ways & toys. Although I only booked 30 mins we did go over time. Her name was something like Fara, her English wasn't too clear. She was from Hungary, dark skinned, (looked a bit Asian to me!), big fake tits, probably around late thirties.
After girl number five and several hours of female "entertainment" I was totally shagged out so I had a brief rest on the Wellness floor with a few soft drinks before leaving around 4.15 am, over 13 hours of luxury & filth.

CONCLUSION:
I cannot compare with other Clubs as this was my first.
Positives; The place is exceptionally clean, very spacious, the girls were mostly pretty with some exceptional. If you have good judgement & pick the right girls you can have a blast. Facilities are excellent.
Negatives; I thought the food was average & I wasn't going to pay extra for alcohol, some of the girls were very pushy, too pushy in my opinion but it's up to you to stand your ground. The biggest problem I found was that the last few hours in the main lounge was exceptionally smokey, nearly every girl smoked although I couldn't detect when I was with them.

Tip; The girls are exceptionally observant and often know who you've been with, for how long etc. Don't be fooled they are mostly very on the ball, have your game plan, stick to the same story, don't be bullied into up sells for anything you don't really want or can afford.

Would I return ? Goodness yes in the New Year but I hope to also visit another club too so I can compare, maybe in Frankfurt or elsewhere but as I use public transport in Germany I'm limited in my choices !!

Sorry for the long rambling, I did warn you about my reporting skills but hopefully you might have got a bit of info from it.

Well done mate!

Artimes was the my first FKK club too. I too git scammed upsold by an idiotics "Arab looking" skank. I nearly walked out the club, never to return...but I endured and enjoyed the most beautiful women there!

Since the I have been many more clubs.

Keep it up!

Offline Jerboa

Berlin  doesn't need a car its easy with public transport. And cheap

Yes, I wasn't referring to Berlin, many of these clubs are either out in the countryside or outskirts industrial estates.

Offline pusfunman

Yes, I wasn't referring to Berlin, many of these clubs are either out in the countryside or outskirts industrial estates.

Agreed. I had a car the last time I was in Germany. To be honest the rental cost can be less than the cost of taxis. Unless going somewhere like Berlin for Artemis it's a no brainer in my book.

Offline Eeyore

Well done mate!

Artimes was the my first FKK club too. I too git scammed upsold by an idiotics "Arab looking" skank. I nearly walked out the club, never to return...but I endured and enjoyed the most beautiful women there!

Since the I have been many more clubs.

Keep it up!

Thanks for all the compliments regarding the report, it's admittedly not my forte.

My vague plan is to return early next year to Artemis & stay at Novum Hotel Kronprinz & do some sightseeing, then spend one day in Frankfurt at Oase or Sharks as Jerboa suggests.
FKK World was my initial preferred choice but looks too much hassle to travel to. Also considered Munich & take in a visit to the tragic Dachau Memorial but Munich seems to have a poor choice of FKK venues.

Bizarrely I thought when visiting Artemis whether having a punting companion with me would have enhanced the experience, strange as I've always happily  "punted" alone, I always learn something about myself doing this hobby !!!

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Great review Eeyore. I'm hoping to visit Artemis over new year's and I was wondering if you could confirm if the ladies charge €60 for 30 minutes and €120 for an hour?

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Great review Eeyore. I'm hoping to visit Artemis over new year's and I was wondering if you could confirm if the ladies charge €60 for 30 minutes and €120 for an hour?

€60 per half hour

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Standard service 30 mins can be no kissing .no owo .no ro
All depends on the girl .

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€60 gets you just a plain vanilla service.

Extras can probably be negotiated depending on the girl but going by my experience there in July, no extras were on the table for any money.

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Offline Eeyore

€60 gets you just a plain vanilla service.

Extras can probably be negotiated depending on the girl but going by my experience there in July, no extras were on the table for any money.

When I saw Sisse she kissed (lightly) & agreed to OWO Without any extra payment (€60) so it can happen but how often I don't know.

Had I enough energy I would have stayed longer with her but she was the fourth girl of the night & I was starting to run on empty.
However It was very late in the evening when we played so maybe she had seen very few punters & needed to compromise ??


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When I saw Sisse she kissed (lightly) & agreed to OWO Without any extra payment (€60) so it can happen but how often I don't know.

Had I enough energy I would have stayed longer with her but she was the fourth girl of the night & I was starting to run on empty.
However It was very late in the evening when we played so maybe she had seen very few punters & needed to compromise ??
I think my mistake was visiting at 11am on a Monday morning.

Offline Jerboa

Standard service 30 mins can be no kissing .no owo .no ro
All depends on the girl .

Or if you tell them it's your first time, owo, ro, and kissing is available without extras.

Offline tictacs

Sounds like an eventful first time! Makes mine look tame in comparison.

I'm keen to go back for a longer visit.

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Guys is it still €60 for 30mins? Or have the ladies increased their rates?
I'm referring to just the full sex, nothing extra like OWO or Anal.

I may need to plan a trip to Berlin this January.
£50 return flight from Manchester is too tempting. Thanks!

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€80 admission and €60 per 30 mins.