As promised I have compiled a report on my First FKK visit which was at Artemis in Berlin on Tuesday as a thank you for all the kind advise I received before the trip.
A note of warning, my review skills are very limited and those experienced in the FKK world won't gather much info from my review, although it might help first timers like myself.
Getting there:
If it was easy for me then it must be easy. From Schonefeld airport the S/Baht station is just a few hundred yards away and by using the S45 & S41 routes it was easy, very cheap and only took 50 minutes.
From Westkreuz station a less than 5 minute walk and you arrive at Artemis. It was just after 3pm when I arrived at the Club, earlier than I had anticipated.
Tip:
What I found beneficial before I went was to look several times on Google Earth maps as it takes you straight into the club so I knew the complete layout of the club before I visited. This didn't make me look like a total newbie & I could just concentrate (if that's the word) on the naked female bodies.
Artemis the Club:
The receptionist was friendly & informative and after securing my valuables and showering I headed first to the Wellness part on the Ground floor. Used the sauna, had a drink and viewed the few girls who would saunter down looking for pray. Facilities are excellent & having stayed at 4 & 5 star hotels that's a compliment.
Then after nosing around the kino downstairs I went upstairs to the main lounge and my eyes were attacked by the sight of numerous ladies partially clothed or totally naked.
The Girls:
I was approached several times mainly by what looked like Romanians. None particularly I found personally attractive but mainly they were too pushy for my liking. Be prepared to stick to your guns because these girls don't accept a no until it's said several times in different polite ways.
GIRL 1 I choose was my only disaster of the night. I had been there well over an hour and wasn't sure if I wanted her or not and I should have stuck to my initial feelings. Once in the room she kept trying to up sell, the more she did the more I was adamant I wouldn't be pushed around. When she finally gave in she became moody and tried to get me finished quickly but I had other ideas and took out my revenge by giving her one hell of a pounding.
GIRL 2 called Nicole was exceptional. Tall, blonde hair with a fringe, just a little extra timber, natural breasts, intelligent and claims to come from The Czech Republic. She has been working there on/off for several years. After girl one I had a bad headache and when Nicole approached me I told her it was unlikely I would consider anything presently. Despite this she sat with me for over 25 mins talking (there were few men in the club tbh) including going to the bar to get me an Expresso with lemon juice to help cure the headache. Later I saw her wave to me after she saw another client then later we bumped into each other. After another 20 min chat I decided to go with her if only for her non pushy attitude & interesting conversation.
Needless to say I spent a few amazing hours with her starting in the Kino with kissing, fondling, oral & sex. We then moved to one of the semi curtained beds in the lounge (never in my life have I been such an exerbisionist) and continued with very oily b2b sessions, sex in various positions and more oral. I reluctantly agreed to anal sex as it's rarely my thing but my god we had three sessions of this and it was sublime.
GIRL 3 was called Sidney who joined me with Nicole for a threesome for an hour. Sidney is blonde, a lot more slender than Nicole, tattoos on her back with a bum that I get easily gather in one hand. This girl can give a blow job with the suction of a hoover, unbelievable. We finished the threesome with Nicole fucking me anally and I was licking Sidney's pussy which was smothered in honey. Apparently according to Nicole there were several viewers watching which tbh I never noticed, I was so engrossed in the action.
GIRL 4 was another blonde called Sisse from Bulgaria who was very heavily tattooed on her back, natural breasts, non pushy who couldn't do enough to please me. I only had a 30 min session with her because of the previous long and heavy session otherwise I would have stayed longer as she was very good at kissing, oral & sex.
GIRL 5, how the hell I managed another lady I don't know but she did a pure PSE which really was really full on. Plenty of anal play on me, hard sex, tit wanking, oral both ways & toys. Although I only booked 30 mins we did go over time. Her name was something like Fara, her English wasn't too clear. She was from Hungary, dark skinned, (looked a bit Asian to me!), big fake tits, probably around late thirties.
After girl number five and several hours of female "entertainment" I was totally shagged out so I had a brief rest on the Wellness floor with a few soft drinks before leaving around 4.15 am, over 13 hours of luxury & filth.
CONCLUSION:
I cannot compare with other Clubs as this was my first.
Positives; The place is exceptionally clean, very spacious, the girls were mostly pretty with some exceptional. If you have good judgement & pick the right girls you can have a blast. Facilities are excellent.
Negatives; I thought the food was average & I wasn't going to pay extra for alcohol, some of the girls were very pushy, too pushy in my opinion but it's up to you to stand your ground. The biggest problem I found was that the last few hours in the main lounge was exceptionally smokey, nearly every girl smoked although I couldn't detect when I was with them.
Tip; The girls are exceptionally observant and often know who you've been with, for how long etc. Don't be fooled they are mostly very on the ball, have your game plan, stick to the same story, don't be bullied into up sells for anything you don't really want or can afford.
Would I return ? Goodness yes in the New Year but I hope to also visit another club too so I can compare, maybe in Frankfurt or elsewhere but as I use public transport in Germany I'm limited in my choices !!
Sorry for the long rambling, I did warn you about my reporting skills but hopefully you might have got a bit of info from it.
