Lady Marmalade Parties

[Straife]

If you bothered to read my other posts here and/or elsewhere you would see that I have previously said that I confine my activities now to LMP only so that is what I know and upon which I comment if nonsense is being spoken. The fact that I post infrequently does not affect the validity of what I say.

For the record I am neither an employee of LMP and nor am I on their forum but hey let's not let facts get in the way of a good story!!

Then what are you doing on a prossie forum if you only visit LMP. Stick to their forum.

[smiths]

I think LMP for some people is not just a party provider, but a cult like Scientology and some people will never, ever stand to hear bad words said against it. Fucking chill out.

OP posted a review about his personal experiences. He said the girls were fantastic and tried hard to please him. He just didn't like the venue and some arrangements and for that, it was a negative experience overall. Is this review likely to affect LMP's business in any shape or form? Not. At All.

No doubt Exmoorvisitor is either an employee of LMP (since 8 of his 14 posts have been about LMP) or one of the guys from their forum coming over to valiantly defend the fortress from even the slightest criticism.

He certainly isnt an exployee of LMP as he has posted about good parties he attended at other providers in London and did at least one FR on a provider thats now gone on Pnet. I have exchanged PMs with Exmoor and he is a genuine punter in my view.

[Devil Man]

He certainly isnt an exployee of LMP as he has posted about good parties he attended at other providers in London and did at least one FR on a provider thats now gone on Pnet. I have exchanged PMs with Exmoor and he is a genuine punter in my view.

Oh okay then. I shall retract my spurious accusation directed towards Exmoorvisitor!

[Exmoorvisitor]

Thanks Smiths you're a gent, hope you are keeping well.

Devil Man - withdrawal accepted - thank you.

[Devil Man]

Thanks Smiths you're a gent, hope you are keeping well.

Devil Man - withdrawal accepted - thank you.

NO PROBLEM, BRO!

I am quite happy to admit when I have made a boo-boo, as I have in this case

[Exmoorvisitor]

Then what are you doing on a prossie forum if you only visit LMP. Stick to their forum.

Sorry, didn't realise there was some kind of qualification or disqualification!!!

[smiths]

Thanks Smiths you're a gent, hope you are keeping well.

Devil Man - withdrawal accepted - thank you.

Doing ok thanks.

[emkay]

The problem with this report is that it starts with "negative", if you read it without any emotional baggage what it says was "this was an OK punt, but usually LMP is awesome so I was disappointed", in it the OP explains that he's struggling to understand why.

If instead of just "Positive" and "negative" there was a "meh" option then this would fit it.

Moss, you are being over-protective. One of the joys of social media is that you can get feedback that was previously unavailable to companies. I assume that you defended the number of rooms to allay the fears of other readers.

Even if you are 100% certain that all three rooms were used, a far better response would be "Thank you for the feedback, I'll make sure we always use three rooms in future". That way everyone comes out of it looking positive.

Oh, and my comment on taps was more to establish that I had been to the old and new venues rather than much of a complaint.  I don't think anyone cares that much about taps.

[Zlac Hemra]

Dispointed, girls not as photographs on site. Feel cheated. Need to be honest with photographs. Too much rush. 

[shyguy]

Dispointed, girls not as photographs on site. Feel cheated. Need to be honest with photographs. Too much rush. 

Most people ensure their first post on a forum is informative , so maybe you would like to share more details on your party experience and which girls you feel do not look like their pictures to suppprt your views.....

[PuntingPete]

Dispointed, girls not as photographs on site. Feel cheated. Need to be honest with photographs. Too much rush. 

Yeah like people are going to take any notice of you, one post and that's it is it??

Maybe you would like to tell us a bit more about your visit to prove that you've actually been to a party there

You seem like someone with an ulterior motive to me or just a shit stirrer

[Marmalade]

Yeah like people are going to take any notice of you, one post and that's it is it??

Maybe you would like to tell us a bit more about your visit to prove that you've actually been to a party there

You seem like someone with an ulterior motive to me or just a shit stirrer

My sympathies, but proving he's been doesn't say much. There's a known cunt that visits every few years just so he can say he's been when he slags them off. 

[hunnieme]

Sorry but I'm finding it hard to accept that you could go to 70 lmp parties and never have met Jennifer. It's not impossible but it is unlikely. She's been there a few years now, on and off.

[Arar77]

There aren't many parties about anymore, it seems. I've only been to a couple, but always kept my eye on them in the hope that I'll pluck up the courage to go more regularly one day. I did unfortunately go to Gentlemens Parties and Desire, who have now gone. Club Fantasy seems to have disappeared, and I have been keeping tabs on this as long ago as Sacred Rose, which I'm gutted I didn't go to.

So, given that my only choice now, as I really do wish to party again soon, is LMP, Pam's (ropy women), LAPC (again, ropy looking) or some two-bob bareback one which name escapes me, LMP is the obvious candidate. But... Moss's response has really put me off going there. I don't if he just realises he is the market leader and can disregard his clientele at will, but his reply to a reasonable (albeit not actually negative) review reminds me of the attitude that Russ used to show at GP. A general disregard for your customers is not good, in any business. Sure, I may be wrong, but I bet I'm not the only potential new customer to LMP who is now having second thoughts. Which is a big shame given the lack of options and the bad reputation that a select few have given to the whole party scene.

[Badpup]

I've been an occasional visitor to LMP since their days in Paddington.
I have always found Em and Moss charming and professional, and whilst some have been better than others have always enjoyed the parties.
I have to say though Moss, you have done yourself no favours with your tone on this thread...if I were a newbie to your parties I would be wary of attending as a result.

[Peter Nunn]

Does anyone know if Chantelle White before she came a pornstar who worked for LMP few months ago did BB on AW, this has put me off. I know porn girls who party there do?

[Curious6705]

Does anyone know if Chantelle White before she came a pornstar who worked for LMP few months ago did BB on AW, this has put me off. I know porn girls who party there do?

You just registered and this is your only post, the sole purpose of which appears to be to cast LMP in a negative light. Are we seeing a pattern here?

[PuntingPete]

Does anyone know if Chantelle White before she came a pornstar who worked for LMP few months ago did BB on AW, this has put me off. I know porn girls who party there do?

I'm not really sure what you're on about because your post doesn't really make sense, but I think you are saying that Chantelle white & other girls who work for LMP have done bareback photos or movies on AW?  - Please correct me if I am wrong.

Pornstars get tested every few weeks (no I know it's not foolproof), and for all you know the guy they appear with could be their  long term partner. I'm sure there are lots of guys on this forum who practice BB at home and then safe sex when punting.

Seems to me you're just trying to stir the shit 

[partyboy]

LMP i snot a party if you want high class Girls. most giggirls ilrs in LMP do NOT have time for you unless you goes here 1-2 time a week.
 there is plenty off other party in London and all over UK to use and even loew price and also high prices .
narrow Apartment and no Place then bed so it is not ideal Place for parties, many times there is also lesser Girls then they promise !!
the Place have most olderly men or black in the same bed.  so totla if you can use others LMP will be Waste time and money

[Blue Suede Goo]

LMP i snot a party if you want high class Girls. most giggirls ilrs in LMP do NOT have time for you unless you goes here 1-2 time a week.
 there is plenty off other party in London and all over UK to use and even loew price and also high prices .
narrow Apartment and no Place then bed so it is not ideal Place for parties, many times there is also lesser Girls then they promise !!
the Place have most olderly men or black in the same bed.  so totla if you can use others LMP will be Waste time and money

Say what 

[The High Sparrow]

LMP i snot a party if you want high class Girls. most giggirls ilrs in LMP do NOT have time for you unless you goes here 1-2 time a week.
 there is plenty off other party in London and all over UK to use and even loew price and also high prices .
narrow Apartment and no Place then bed so it is not ideal Place for parties, many times there is also lesser Girls then they promise !!
the Place have most olderly men or black in the same bed.  so totla if you can use others LMP will be Waste time and money

I've been trying for the last few minutes to responding to that. I gave up because i am not really sure what i am responding to
 

[partyboy]

try to say thee is many others party which have more Girls, better quality and are wort to use Money and time on then LMP
and you find these parties in London and all over UK. is that more Clear?

Girls in LMP is fine but not 5 stars, some are good some er OK. if you are not regulary and i mean often the Girls have not time for you

[PuntingPete]

After reading your posts  few times I think I get the gist of what you are trying to say.

if you are not regulary and i mean often the Girls have not time for you

I have to say in my experience this statement is a complete load of bollocks.

LMP i snot a party if you want high class Girls.

So is that one

many times there is also lesser Girls then they promise !!

I've been 5 times in London and once in Bristol and up to now there has always been the number of girls promised.

Anyway partyboy, can I ask why you decided to join the forum today and pick this thread to respond to which hasn't been active for the last 12 months. Some would say (including me) that you have an ulterior motive 

[Captain Caveman]

LMP i snot a party if you want high class Girls. most giggirls ilrs in LMP do NOT have time for you unless you goes here 1-2 time a week.
 there is plenty off other party in London and all over UK to use and even loew price and also high prices .
narrow Apartment and no Place then bed so it is not ideal Place for parties, many times there is also lesser Girls then they promise !!
the Place have most olderly men or black in the same bed.  so totla if you can use others LMP will be Waste time and money

Complete and utter illiterate drivel - and racist.

I can only conclude that LMP's expansion into other parts of the country is rattling cages.

[PuntingPete]

Complete and utter illiterate drivel - and racist.

I can only conclude that LMP's expansion into other parts of the country is rattling cages.

the Place have most olderly men or black in the same bed.

I missed that bit. This guys is an utter tool 

[Mike Oxhard]

i snot a party !!

You must have damned large nostrils 

[what-a man]

LMP i snot a party if you want high class Girls. most giggirls ilrs in LMP do NOT have time for you unless you goes here 1-2 time a week.
 there is plenty off other party in London and all over UK to use and even loew price and also high prices .
narrow Apartment and no Place then bed so it is not ideal Place for parties, many times there is also lesser Girls then they promise !!
the Place have most olderly men or black in the same bed.  so totla if you can use others LMP will be Waste time and money

So partyboy, whats wrong with having a white man and a black man on the same bed, you racist cunt.

[partyboy]

thats depend what you like ! the point is INFO about mixed party should be and it is not.
some like interracieal, some not, some like white only, some like black and white  but why not know what you are going to in front before you are  there?

[partyboy]

bullshit ! joke or not ?

[partyboy]

Lucky guy !  some time i am Luck and sometime you are Luck ? thast life man

[partyboy]

bullshit !  what do you know about me and me demands ? what do you know what experience i and others have ? you was Luck maybe not all was the same?

[partyboy]

says who?

[yorkshire123]

Why the fuck are you replying to yourself 

[partyboy]

so puntigpete.

first like is is bullshit i dont know what you want to say.
second there is many high class parties London i give you list tommorrow + standard party as well.
i have also been in LMP more then 5 times so not only you.
i have NEVER been member in this site and one time has to be first, i are in 24 others. but i am not here to speak ONLY about LMP both to share info both way to/from members. why are you here ?
LMP is like life som like it and some do thats normaly also for other party or girls

[PuntingPete]

so puntigpete.

first like is is bullshit i dont know what you want to say.
second there is many high class parties London i give you list tommorrow + standard party as well.
i have also been in LMP more then 5 times so not only you.
i have NEVER been member in this site and one time has to be first, i are in 24 others. but i am not here to speak ONLY about LMP both to share info both way to/from members. why are you here ?
LMP is like life som like it and some do thats normaly also for other party or girls

i have also been in LMP more then 5 times so not only you.
So why go 5 times if they are so bad?

second there is many high class parties London i give you list tommorrow + standard party as well.

Somehow I don't think you'll be her tomorrow 

[yorkshire123]

Somehow I don't think you'll be her tomorrow

I admire your your generosity sir 

[partyboy]

not all time is bad in LMP but standard has gone done yes since last time. but much Girls as fine and ok 9 of 10 yes. Emma is Nice also but Moss is the problem

i go regulary in party in London about 10-15 a mounth + other places so i will be there !  also in sutton,kensinghton,mayfair,paddington,and more i give you some link and name tomorroe. Bristol have also many GB parties as well !

and abroad you have the best party.

[PuntingPete]

not all time is bad in LMP but standard has gone done yes since last time. but much Girls as fine and ok 9 of 10 yes. Emma is Nice also but Moss is the problem

i go regulary in party in London about 10-15 a mounth + other places so i will be there !  also in sutton,kensinghton,mayfair,paddington,and more i give you some link and name tomorroe. Bristol have also many GB parties as well !

and abroad you have the best party.

Would you like to name some you have been to in Bristol?

[partyboy]

as i say i send some name/links tomorrow since i dont have all of them in front of me where i am now.
i will be here and others site as well tomorrow.  Bristol have regulary GB party and sexparties.
i have all this tomorrow . 

[partyboy]

Bristol have Bristol gangbang party and sauna club whit party once a week i cant remember name i send it tomorrow, they have it each thursday if i am not wrong and there is 10 girls

[Captain Caveman]

the point is INFO about mixed party should be and it is not.
some like interracieal, some not, some like white only, some like black and white  but why not know what you are going to in front before you are  there?

So what you're saying is that LMP (and, presumably, any other business in this country) should put up a big sign saying "Warning: You May Encounter Non-White People Here".

You really are a nasty little racist pimp aren't you?

GO AWAY and learn what it is acceptable to say in England and don't come back unless and until you have something constructive to say.

[PuntingPete]

not all time is bad in LMP but standard has gone done yes since last time. but much Girls as fine and ok 9 of 10 yes. Emma is Nice also but Moss is the problem

i go regulary in party in London about 10-15 a mounth + other places so i will be there !  also in sutton,kensinghton,mayfair,paddington,and more i give you some link and name tomorroe. Bristol have also many GB parties as well !

and abroad you have the best party.

So that's why you've come on her, because you've got some personal beef with Moss?

[partyboy]

what ? i og in party where there is enough Girls and quality high enough !
thats is what i look for also facility or if they offer extra service.
i just say that for LMP generally moss should not front it.
i am here of same reason as you. i am not here because off moss ! then i can send email Direct if that was the case

[mh]

Why the fuck are you replying to yourself 

Perhaps Ali Katt's post in the Cunts thread applies...? 

Schizophrenics - Why don't both of you fuck off.

[PuntingPete]

Bristol have Bristol gangbang party and sauna club whit party once a week i cant remember name i send it tomorrow, they have it each thursday if i am not wrong and there is 10 girls

Well I can't honestly say I've frequented any of those very high class parties, but I would very much doubt they are in the same league as LMP 

[mh]

i just say that for LMP generally moss should not front it.

You don't like his parties? Then start your own party or just party elsewhere. He's hardly going to change his party for you, especially as you appear to be a vindictive, racist, illiterate knob.

[partyboy]

they are better then LMP but you must pay more also ! BUT this must each off us decide when you have been there.
descution about LMP was in this site long before i come in so i dont start the argu i just posted me point off view.

but thest best off all parties is in Germany !

[partyboy]

bullshit. i go regulary in party all over europe, also party white houndres off Girls.
if LMP change or not dosent matter for me ! 
i go where it is plenty off girls

[partyboy]

You don't like his parties? Then start your own party or just party elsewhere. He's hardly going to change his party for you, especially as you appear to be a vindictive, racist, illiterate knob.

bullshit, i go to many party, so LMP is one of many party. LMp dont have to change something for me ?

[James999]

i go regulary in party in London about 10-15 a mounth

Are you the guy that buys the used condoms