4pm party on Thursday 8th August 2013.
I've been 70+ times to LMP, the vast majority of parties have been good to excellent - for all sorts of reasons, Snogging a girl as 2 others sucked my wanger, hi-5ing a fellow party guest as we spit-roasted a lucky lady or a full blown orgy where everybody was involved.
The bad parties are a lot harder to pin down on why they didn't work. Was it a lack of chemistry, that certain something in the air, hoggers...
I never felt I could blame Moss, LADY M, et al, for a bad party. Some girls are certainly better party-ers than others but there's usually such a good combination, that you will always find one that will know what buttons to push.
This was my first time at to the new venue. Location is good. Bathroom is nice and big.
I arrived at 3.50pm, along with just about everybody else. Changing room was too small for anymore than 4 guys - there were 6 of us trying to change.
Little line for the shower, I got in & out by 4.05pm - no problem.
I went into the first party room to be greeted by the sight of 4 beautiful female arses bent over- WOW! These girls were fit! They were all bending over fellow party-goers, orally relieving them!
2 new guys swapped places with 2 of the guys that were getting OWO, so now they were getting OWO and the guys that swapped had sheathed up and doing doggy on their respective partners.
I went to the next room and saw more of the same, girls bending over guys, giving oral, whilst receiving Doggy.
My first disappointment was that there are only 2 party rooms. They're larger than the largest rooms at the old Lancaster Gate venue and have much higher ceilings but I felt the beds were too close together.
Time to jump into the thick of it. Jennifer's(I assume it was her, faces are blurred on the site and she's had quite a few additional tattoos added) beautiful pert bottom was free, I gently patted it, she stopped sucking cock and turned around to give me a lovely smile. The Gentleman she was servicing made way for me, as he wanted to now service Jennifer Doggy style or so I thought. It would appear he couldn't wait to get out of the position he was in.
Unfortunately we were sharing the bed with another threesome and the guy I had to lie next to was taking up three/quarters of the bed. I'm not a big guy(5'9, 12.5 Stone), I didn't really feel the mattress was suitable for 2 guys my size, this guy was considerably bigger. Part of parties is that you are going to brush against other guys but this was very uncomfortable. To get on the bed, I had to move right up against him, the whole left side of my body was touching his right side. I was having problems settling my left leg down on the bed because not only was my Siamese-twin hogging the bed but his legs were spread as wide apart as possible and the guy who was performing doggy in their menage du trois had his foot on the bed to get some sort of leverage. I didn't want to leave my foot 6 inches in the air off of the mattress and risk getting cramp, so I bent my leg into a position it could rest on the mattress - little uncomfortable and unpleasant.
Jennifer cleaned my already clean member with a wetwipe and gave some good OWO. Just as I was rising to the occasion, the Gentlemen who gallantly gave up the predicament I was now in, tried to perform Doggy on Jennifer. She is quite petite, so it required him to get on the crowded bed, need I say more? He gave up after a few attempts. I was fast losing interest, so I massaged myself into arousal and asked for cowgirl. Condom on, lube on, hairy arm reaches across my viewpoint, brushing my face twice, feeling up Jennifer's boobs and staying there obscuring my view. My bedfellow had struck again! I asked him if he minded because I couldn't see Jennifer's face and really would like to, he quickly retracted his arm. Back to business, only to be foiled again by an erect penis 6 inches from my face - this new guy wanted to get some OWO from Jennifer whilst I was trying to enter her - a little space, please mate.
I made my apologies to Jennifer and said I needed a break. It was a hot day and I absorbed a lot of sweat from my bed partner, so I had another shower.
I then went into the kitchen, which I assume is also the dining area, it's very small. I had a small cup of beer and chatted to the new guy working there - a very pleasant chap.
I returned to the Party, hoping I would be luckier in the other room. All girls were bent over, arses in air, sucking cock whilst some gents were watching. Barbara's lovely big bum was free, so I lovingly pet it. The guy she was working on, soon finished. Barbara asked me to wait because she wanted a shower, so I sat on the bed waiting. When she came back she had a line of guys following here, I was quite happy when she told them I was next.
I got into position next to my new bedfellow, a complete Gent who asked if I had enough room - I did, thank you, sir.
Barbara performed a very rough wipe down, she then got another wipe and twisted my limp member - I'd had 3 showers in the last hour(1 at work and 2 at the party), the last not being more than 10 minutes earlier and I'd not come into contact with any of the girls in the mean time. Finally, I was in her mouth, not bad technique but no stirrings, she then pulled my cock as if stretching chewing gum. My dick was now dead.
I apologised and said I needed a break.
I surveyed the situation, walked between rooms a few times and came to the decision that it would be best that I go. I'd totally lost interest, so I left early.
There was 12/13 guys at the party.
In conclusion, I didn't like the new venue only having 2 party rooms. I didn't feel the rooms were set out well enough to maximise space. I think the beds & mattresses were too small.
Girls were all Gorgeous!
Party lacked je nais se quoi. As beautiful as seeing all those bottoms in the air, that's all there was. Maybe the heat hampered the spontaneity?
My experience may have differed if I had tried different girls, I may not have had to jockey for position on the bed or have my knob pulled off.
One thing I am sure of is that I didn't want to be there any longer, so there was no point of persevering.
Strangely, I would go again and I would still recommend to others who have yet to try LMP.
Unfortunately sometimes, it just doesn't work out, how you would like it to.