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4pm party on Thursday 8th August 2013.

I've been 70+ times to LMP, the vast majority of parties have been good to excellent - for all sorts of reasons, Snogging a girl as 2 others sucked my wanger, hi-5ing a fellow party guest as we spit-roasted a lucky lady or a full blown orgy where everybody was involved.

The bad parties are a lot harder to pin down on why they didn't work.  Was it a lack of chemistry, that certain something in the air, hoggers...

I never felt I could blame Moss, LADY M, et al, for a bad party.  Some girls are certainly  better party-ers  than others but there's usually such  a good combination,  that you will always find one that will know what buttons to push.

This was my first time at to the new venue.  Location is good.  Bathroom is nice and big.

I arrived at 3.50pm, along with just about everybody else.  Changing room was too small for anymore than 4 guys - there were 6 of us trying to change.

Little line for the shower, I got in & out by 4.05pm - no problem.

I went into the first party room to be greeted by the sight of 4 beautiful female arses bent over- WOW!  These girls were fit!  They were all bending over fellow party-goers, orally relieving them!

2 new guys swapped places with 2 of the guys that were getting OWO, so now they were getting OWO and the guys that swapped had sheathed up and doing doggy on their respective partners.

I went to the next room and saw more of the same, girls bending over guys, giving oral, whilst receiving  Doggy.

My first disappointment was that there are only 2 party rooms.  They're larger than the  largest rooms at the old Lancaster Gate venue and have much higher ceilings but I felt the beds were too close together.

Time to jump into the thick of it.  Jennifer's(I assume it was her, faces are blurred on the site and she's had quite a few additional tattoos added) beautiful pert bottom was free, I gently patted it, she stopped sucking cock and turned around to give me a lovely smile.  The Gentleman she was servicing made way for me, as he wanted to now service Jennifer Doggy style or so I thought.  It would appear he couldn't wait to get out of the position he was in.

Unfortunately we were sharing the bed with another threesome and the guy I had to lie next to was taking up three/quarters of the bed.  I'm not a big guy(5'9, 12.5 Stone), I didn't really feel the mattress was suitable for 2 guys my size, this guy was considerably bigger.  Part of parties is that you are going to brush against other guys but this was very uncomfortable.  To get on the bed, I had to move right up against him, the whole left side of my body was touching his right side.  I was having problems settling my left leg down on the bed because not only was my Siamese-twin hogging the bed but his legs were spread as wide apart as possible and the guy who was performing doggy in their menage du trois had his foot on the bed to get some sort of leverage.  I didn't want to leave my foot 6 inches in the air off of the mattress and risk getting cramp, so I bent my leg into a position it could rest on the mattress - little uncomfortable and unpleasant.

Jennifer cleaned my already clean member with a wetwipe and gave some good OWO.  Just as I was rising to the occasion, the Gentlemen who gallantly gave up the predicament I was now in, tried to perform Doggy on Jennifer.  She is quite petite, so it required him to get on the crowded bed, need I say more?  He gave up after a few attempts.  I was fast losing interest, so I massaged myself into arousal and asked for cowgirl.  Condom on, lube on, hairy arm reaches across my viewpoint, brushing my face twice, feeling up Jennifer's boobs and staying there obscuring my view.  My bedfellow had struck again!  I asked him if he minded because I couldn't see Jennifer's face and really would like to, he quickly retracted his arm.  Back to business, only to be foiled again by an erect penis 6 inches from my face - this new guy wanted to get some OWO from Jennifer whilst I was trying to enter her - a little space, please mate.

I made my apologies to Jennifer and said I needed a break.  It was a hot day and I absorbed a lot of sweat from my bed partner, so I had another shower.

I then went into the kitchen, which I assume is also the dining area, it's very small.  I had a small cup of beer and chatted to the new guy working there - a very pleasant chap.

I returned to the Party, hoping I would be luckier in the other room.  All girls were bent over, arses in air, sucking cock whilst  some gents were watching.  Barbara's lovely big bum was free, so I lovingly pet it.  The guy she was working on, soon finished.  Barbara asked me to wait because she wanted a shower, so I sat on the bed waiting.  When she came back she had a line of guys following here, I was quite happy when she told them I was next.

I got into position next to my new bedfellow, a complete Gent who asked if I had enough room - I did, thank you, sir. 

Barbara performed a very rough wipe down, she then got another wipe and twisted my limp member - I'd had 3 showers in the last hour(1 at work and 2 at the party), the last not being more than 10 minutes earlier and I'd not come into contact with any of the girls in the mean time.  Finally, I was in her mouth, not bad technique but no stirrings, she then pulled my cock as if stretching chewing gum.  My dick was now dead.

I apologised and said I needed a break. 

I surveyed the situation, walked between rooms a few times and came to the decision that it would be best that I go.  I'd totally lost interest, so I left early.

There was 12/13 guys at the party.

In conclusion, I didn't like the new venue only having 2 party rooms.  I didn't feel the rooms were set out well enough to maximise space.  I think the beds & mattresses were too small.

Girls were all Gorgeous!

Party lacked je nais se quoi.  As beautiful as seeing all those bottoms in the air, that's all there was.  Maybe the heat hampered the spontaneity?

My experience may have differed if I had tried different girls, I may not have had to jockey for position on the bed or have my knob pulled off.

One thing I am sure of is that I didn't want to be there any longer, so there was no point of persevering.

Strangely, I would go again and I would still recommend to others who have yet to try LMP. 

Unfortunately sometimes, it just doesn't work out, how you would like it to.





















Offline Goofy85

Good review. I've only been once and the scene isn't quite for me. I always felt rushed by the girls, yet I had been thinking of revisiting. But maybe not at this new venue if there are only two rooms.

Which days/times have been the least busy from your experiences? I went on a Saturday afternoon. I was thinking of trying a weekday lunchtime.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2013, 09:45:27 AM by cupnoodle »

Offline Tailpipe

This is good information and from someone who has been this amount of times.

I have never been but it is something I wish to do at some point.


The fears I have about going are reflected in this review.

I am sure moss will read and give a view , he seems an honest guy when he posts.

Not sure how many girls were working but 12 13 guys you would need 6 for me to give
Everyone a chance .

Offline smiths

This is good information and from someone who has been this amount of times.

I have never been but it is something I wish to do at some point.


The fears I have about going are reflected in this review.

I am sure moss will read and give a view , he seems an honest guy when he posts.

Not sure how many girls were working but 12 13 guys you would need 6 for me to give
Everyone a chance .

LMP have a minimum of 7 WGs working per party. :hi:

Offline smiths

Good review. I've only been once and the scene isn't quite for me. I always felt rushed by the girls, yet I had been thinking of revisiting. But maybe not at this new venue if there are only two rooms.

Which days/times have been the least busy from your experiences? I went on a Saturday afternoon. I was thinking of trying a weekday lunchtime.

I have punted in every time slot including all three parties on the same day a number of times, it was totally random as to how busy they were. Even LMP dont know for definite who will turn up out of who booked unless they are regulars.

Offline Goofy85


The fears I have about going are reflected in this review.

I am sure moss will read and give a view , he seems an honest guy when he posts.

Not sure how many girls were working but 12 13 guys you would need 6 for me to give
Everyone a chance .

Yeah, close encounters with other punters is not something I would be able to bear. As I said I've only been once, but because there was more rooms, I never ever got THAT close to any of the guys. This new venue doesn't sound too appealing.

Offline Goofy85

Smiths

I had a feeling that might be someone's answer, but I guess that's how it is. Cheers.

Offline andrei

thats weird, when i ent there were 3 party rooms 2 adjacent to each other and one virtually opposite the kichen

but i'll be honest you got my bs meter ringing, you've been to 70+ parties but still couldnt identify jennifer who has been there for a few years?

i'm also wondering why it took you a nearly a week to post your review when you have been posting on other topics since your alleged party

Banning reason: Multiple accounts (andrei, london_lad_2)

Offline hendrix

Interesting review thanks..for all the stuff I have done, I've never actually been to a fully paid "party" of this type. I enjoy taking regulars to swinging clubs and the spontaneous nature of that type of atmosphere..anything or nothing might happen!. I probably will give it a go at some point though.

Offline PuntingPete

thats weird, when i ent there were 3 party rooms 2 adjacent to each other and one virtually opposite the kichen

but i'll be honest you got my bs meter ringing, you've been to 70+ parties but still couldnt identify jennifer who has been there for a few years?

i'm also wondering why it took you a nearly a week to post your review when you have been posting on other topics since your alleged party

Maybe the OP or the other guests didn't manage to find the third party room & this as the reason that they were short of space  :D

 "hi-5ing a fellow party guest as we spit-roasted a lucky lady"

I can't say that I have ever felt the need to do this at a party, the 'lucky' lady in question must have really been impressed  :unknown:

Offline smiths

http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/

4pm party on Thursday 8th August 2013.

I've been 70+ times to LMP, the vast majority of parties have been good to excellent - for all sorts of reasons, Snogging a girl as 2 others sucked my wanger, hi-5ing a fellow party guest as we spit-roasted a lucky lady or a full blown orgy where everybody was involved.

The bad parties are a lot harder to pin down on why they didn't work.  Was it a lack of chemistry, that certain something in the air, hoggers...

I never felt I could blame Moss, LADY M, et al, for a bad party.  Some girls are certainly  better party-ers  than others but there's usually such  a good combination,  that you will always find one that will know what buttons to push.

This was my first time at to the new venue.  Location is good.  Bathroom is nice and big.

I arrived at 3.50pm, along with just about everybody else.  Changing room was too small for anymore than 4 guys - there were 6 of us trying to change.

Little line for the shower, I got in & out by 4.05pm - no problem.

I went into the first party room to be greeted by the sight of 4 beautiful female arses bent over- WOW!  These girls were fit!  They were all bending over fellow party-goers, orally relieving them!

2 new guys swapped places with 2 of the guys that were getting OWO, so now they were getting OWO and the guys that swapped had sheathed up and doing doggy on their respective partners.

I went to the next room and saw more of the same, girls bending over guys, giving oral, whilst receiving  Doggy.

My first disappointment was that there are only 2 party rooms.  They're larger than the  largest rooms at the old Lancaster Gate venue and have much higher ceilings but I felt the beds were too close together.

Time to jump into the thick of it.  Jennifer's(I assume it was her, faces are blurred on the site and she's had quite a few additional tattoos added) beautiful pert bottom was free, I gently patted it, she stopped sucking cock and turned around to give me a lovely smile.  The Gentleman she was servicing made way for me, as he wanted to now service Jennifer Doggy style or so I thought.  It would appear he couldn't wait to get out of the position he was in.

Unfortunately we were sharing the bed with another threesome and the guy I had to lie next to was taking up three/quarters of the bed.  I'm not a big guy(5'9, 12.5 Stone), I didn't really feel the mattress was suitable for 2 guys my size, this guy was considerably bigger.  Part of parties is that you are going to brush against other guys but this was very uncomfortable.  To get on the bed, I had to move right up against him, the whole left side of my body was touching his right side.  I was having problems settling my left leg down on the bed because not only was my Siamese-twin hogging the bed but his legs were spread as wide apart as possible and the guy who was performing doggy in their menage du trois had his foot on the bed to get some sort of leverage.  I didn't want to leave my foot 6 inches in the air off of the mattress and risk getting cramp, so I bent my leg into a position it could rest on the mattress - little uncomfortable and unpleasant.

Jennifer cleaned my already clean member with a wetwipe and gave some good OWO.  Just as I was rising to the occasion, the Gentlemen who gallantly gave up the predicament I was now in, tried to perform Doggy on Jennifer.  She is quite petite, so it required him to get on the crowded bed, need I say more?  He gave up after a few attempts.  I was fast losing interest, so I massaged myself into arousal and asked for cowgirl.  Condom on, lube on, hairy arm reaches across my viewpoint, brushing my face twice, feeling up Jennifer's boobs and staying there obscuring my view.  My bedfellow had struck again!  I asked him if he minded because I couldn't see Jennifer's face and really would like to, he quickly retracted his arm.  Back to business, only to be foiled again by an erect penis 6 inches from my face - this new guy wanted to get some OWO from Jennifer whilst I was trying to enter her - a little space, please mate.

I made my apologies to Jennifer and said I needed a break.  It was a hot day and I absorbed a lot of sweat from my bed partner, so I had another shower.

I then went into the kitchen, which I assume is also the dining area, it's very small.  I had a small cup of beer and chatted to the new guy working there - a very pleasant chap.

I returned to the Party, hoping I would be luckier in the other room.  All girls were bent over, arses in air, sucking cock whilst  some gents were watching.  Barbara's lovely big bum was free, so I lovingly pet it.  The guy she was working on, soon finished.  Barbara asked me to wait because she wanted a shower, so I sat on the bed waiting.  When she came back she had a line of guys following here, I was quite happy when she told them I was next.

I got into position next to my new bedfellow, a complete Gent who asked if I had enough room - I did, thank you, sir. 

Barbara performed a very rough wipe down, she then got another wipe and twisted my limp member - I'd had 3 showers in the last hour(1 at work and 2 at the party), the last not being more than 10 minutes earlier and I'd not come into contact with any of the girls in the mean time.  Finally, I was in her mouth, not bad technique but no stirrings, she then pulled my cock as if stretching chewing gum.  My dick was now dead.

I apologised and said I needed a break. 

I surveyed the situation, walked between rooms a few times and came to the decision that it would be best that I go.  I'd totally lost interest, so I left early.

There was 12/13 guys at the party.

In conclusion, I didn't like the new venue only having 2 party rooms.  I didn't feel the rooms were set out well enough to maximise space.  I think the beds & mattresses were too small.

Girls were all Gorgeous!

Party lacked je nais se quoi.  As beautiful as seeing all those bottoms in the air, that's all there was.  Maybe the heat hampered the spontaneity?

My experience may have differed if I had tried different girls, I may not have had to jockey for position on the bed or have my knob pulled off.

One thing I am sure of is that I didn't want to be there any longer, so there was no point of persevering.

Strangely, I would go again and I would still recommend to others who have yet to try LMP. 

Unfortunately sometimes, it just doesn't work out, how you would like it to.

Can you clarify why you thought there were only 2 party rooms when as Andrei says there are in fact 3?

Offline ta77

when i went last tuesday, there were 3 bedrooms, but only 2 were being used, i didnt ask why..

Offline Moss

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Jimmy, sorry you did not have a good time. As you say, every party is different and sometimes it doesn't work for you. Obviously if you have attended 70 plus parties in the past, it has worked enough for you to keep bringing you back.

If you were a first timer and gave us a negative review, I would have just let it pass. However, you state clearly that your negative review is based on the new apartment. You have justified it quoting some facts and opinions which cannot go unchallenged.

1) you say the changing room is too small yet it is bigger than the one at Lancaster Gate and that is a fact, not opinion.

2) you mention line for shower and bathroom leaving the impression there is only one where as there are 3 bathrooms  .

3) how you can spend best part of 2 hours at the party and fail to notice that there were 3 bedrooms open.  Two of them have en suite bathrooms.

4) the kitchen is very small?  According to the floor plan it is 17.5 foot by 13 ft and has an 8 seater table in it. You failed to mention that we have also a chill out room with TV and sofa and chairs but you probably missed it along with the 3rd bedroom and 2 other bathrooms.
5) apart from 1 single bed in a room, all others are king size. Not sure how much bigger you think they should be.

I am not saying you weren't there. I have spoken with Em and she remembers you leaving 10 minutes early saying you preferred LG and were not getting the vibe.

We have had almost overwhelming approval for our new venue but every time we move, we have had one or two people can't accept change and winge. However, we have never had someone go as far as write a factually misleading report which, you can see from other posters, is influencing people's opinion negatively.

Now I may be lying and you are correct we really only have 2 party rooms , a small kitchen, tiny changing room and one shower as you say or imply but I think the truth will come out when a few other posters on here visit us.

Don't like, don't visit but don't post a malicious and false report

Moss

Offline PuntingPete

Glad that's been clarified then, I hope you visit the new venue for my first party next week, I will take a tape measure and report back if the measurements Moss has given are incorrect  :hi:

Offline Moss

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I will be there myself from Friday and will be happy to give the guided tour. If I can't show you 3 bedrooms you can party for free!!
Moss

Offline emkay

When I went last week there were only two rooms being used, and it felt cramped. There were a lot of younger men (30's) and it felt as though the girls were working really hard.

I also prefer the old venue, not least because of the walk-in showers with rather than having hand-held showers where you have to get the temperature right across two taps.

Given that the ratio thing - and demands of the other men - is the luck of the draw you just have to roll with it. At it's worst it is still very, very good. Someone described it as "like being in a porn film" and that's pretty accurate.

Offline aardvark

Well although Moss has emphatically sought to refute the OP's report, at least two other postrrs have stated that when they have visited within the last week or so, one of the bedrooms was not being used.  As the OP didn't mention any en suite bathrooms in his report, presumably the bedroom that was unused when he visited was an en suite meaning that only two bathrooms were available.

Perhaps Moss would care to comment upon why no less than three posters have visited within the last week have found only two bedroom in use.

He may also wish to withdraw the assertion that the OP has maliciously posted a false report. There is clearly a difference of opinion in terms of room size (one man's small may be another's bijou ..........) but we hardly need to be talking about malicious and false reports, do we??

Offline NightKid

don't post a malicious and false report

That's a harsh thing to say. He's still recommending LMP at the end of the day, so where's the spite in that?

Challenge him about the space if you will, since you have floor plan dimensions as your backup, but you should've left it at that or maybe even encourage others to come see for themselves like in your 2nd post ... accusations like the above aren't going to help create a positive perception either.

Well although Moss has emphatically sought to refute the OP's report, at least two other postrrs have stated that when they have visited within the last week or so, one of the bedrooms was not being used.  As the OP didn't mention any en suite bathrooms in his report, presumably the bedroom that was unused when he visited was an en suite meaning that only two bathrooms were available.

Perhaps Moss would care to comment upon why no less than three posters have visited within the last week have found only two bedroom in use.

He may also wish to withdraw the assertion that the OP has maliciously posted a false report. There is clearly a difference of opinion in terms of room size (one man's small may be another's bijou ..........) but we hardly need to be talking about malicious and false reports, do we??

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Offline Moss

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When I went last week there were only two rooms being used, and it felt cramped. There were a lot of younger men (30's) and it felt as though the girls were working really hard.

I also prefer the old venue, not least because of the walk-in showers with rather than having hand-held showers where you have to get the temperature right across two taps.

Given that the ratio thing - and demands of the other men - is the luck of the draw you just have to roll with it. At it's worst it is still very, very good. Someone described it as "like being in a porn film" and that's pretty accurate.

You know what?

I have read this forum since it began and unfortunately, there are too many people on here who just love to winge. 

Don't like the venue, girls work too hard, guys too young, showers you have to step into , only 2 rooms. Kitchen too small, changing room not big enough. What next? The colour scheme is wrong?

We pay a shit load of money to rent a luxury apartment and some of you claim we only use 2 bedrooms. Why would we do that? You think we have to pay more for using the 3 rd bedroom?

In an industry where people get ripped off left , right and centre we have worked for 9 years to build something that has a great reputation world wide for treating people fairly, being honest and delivering what we promise. Yet still the some people moan.

Next time you get ripped off when you visit some 20 something year old who promises the world at her luxury flat for £60 an hour and she turns out to be a 35 year old in a dingy basement flat who takes your money and gives you fuck all, then you can complain.

The simple fact is we have 3 bedrooms in operation at all parties. Sometimes, if numbers are low, guys and girls stick to the 2 main rooms.

Now you can carry on putting up your negative comments on here as much as you want, it doesn't effect us and it wont effect our business. It just angers me personally because it insults a woman who is head and shoulders above anyone else in this industry.

To the decent members here who attend our parties and those thinking of doing so, we welcome you. To the assholes who winge over petty little things or lie to make their point, you can take a few minutes reading the real negative reviews on here and see if your moaning is justified,

Moss

Offline zootie

This chap makes Mr. Divine look balanced and professional   :wackogirl:

@ Moss - its all valid feedback try not to take it too personally otherwise your response is more likely to put punters off then the number of rooms in use  :hi:

Offline Moss

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 :thumbsdown:zoo tie,

Please don't compare me to Mr Devine. You are way out of line there


Offline zootie

:thumbsdown:zoo tie,

Please don't compare me to Mr Devine. You are way out of line there

Calling customers who question your facilities liars and whingers is not on. Poor show  :thumbsdown:

Offline aardvark


The simple fact is we have 3 bedrooms in operation at all parties. Sometimes, if numbers are low, guys and girls stick to the 2 main rooms.


So do you accept that the OP and other posters were correct and not in fact posting 'malicious and false' reports?

Offline PuntingPete

So do you accept that the OP and other posters were correct and not in fact posting 'malicious and false' reports?

I think what Moss is saying is that there were 3 bedrooms in operation. It was the guys & girls partying that chose not to use the third bedroom because there was plenty of room using the two bedrooms.
Had one of the guys said to one of the girls ' can we use the empty bedroom' I a sure that would not have been a problem.

It all seems a bit nit picking to me. If you have a problem, make it known at the time, don't wait till weeks later & whinge on here  :hi:
« Last Edit: August 14, 2013, 06:36:56 PM by PuntingPete »

Offline Moss

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I am not going to get into a long drawn out argument with either of you. The apartment has 3 playrooms. That is a fact. It is provable to anyone who attends a party..

Now this is your forum and you feel entitled to say what you want. I stepped in to point out that the OP stated an incorrect fact. How you read it is up to you.

Zootie, not  sure why you have chosen to join in, especially with your opening insult , when you know nothing about the situation but I guess this is a punters forum and you believe in backing up whatever the facts.

As your avi says, you cant fix stupid, so you can argue on, I will not waste my time responding. I have made my point so nothing more worth saying.

Have a good punting life

Moss




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