sweet_emily X - Derby

[Turtle Z]

Is "yes"'such a hard word for you to write, Donatello?
I still think your attack on Fishy has a personal motive. Rescuing Emily from a nasty negative by discrediting the OP?

No, but your defense of him clearly has a personal motive. Either that, or you're just mindless brown nosing fanboy.  You don't seem to be following the basic logic of this thread because Emily rescued herself from 'a nasty negative' by informing us all that Fishpoo had rebooked to see her, despite his 'zero tolerance' policy. 

[mrfishyfoo]

....you have avoided any question regarding if you have met Emily or not. With plenty of opportunity to deny it, when a simple denial would remove any possible question that your tirade at Fishy is anything other than just that.

Exactly.

MrTroll states that I'm full of shit and have been from day one so how come it's taken till THIS REVIEW for him to call me out ??

Dodgy if you ask me.

Do I smell a very subtle essence of BRASSO ??

[vw]

Is "yes"'such a hard word for you to write, Donatello?
I still think your attack on Fishy has a personal motive. Rescuing Emily from a nasty negative by discrediting the OP?

Has golfnut borrowed your logon Mike ?   

Or are you his sock puppet ?  Your posts are pathologically similar when defending something, this time white knighting an ego. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Is "yes"'such a hard word for you to write, Donatello?

It's the fumes. They are getting to him. 

Anyways to say yes now would show all of us who the real hypocrite is.

[Turtle Z]

Exactly.

MrTroll states that I'm full of shit and have been from day one so how come it's taken till THIS REVIEW for him to call me out ??

Dodgy if you ask me.

Do I smell a very subtle essence of BRASSO ??

Fuck me, are you and MTB auditioning for Dumb and Dumber 3?  You are full of shit and I think your reviews are all about you. Hence me commenting on a previous review that you sounded amazing and how could I book you. You were too dumb to take the hint then that I thought you were a self absorbed prick, but you called yourself out on this one. You got fucking caught with your pants down and showed us all what a disingenuous arrogant knob you are.

[_Bender_]

I wonder if he has a zero tolerance policy or has already rebooked? 

Ha haa ... I’m quite chilled about it, not rebooked yet .....  but I may do ...... 

Have you seen the selection of WG’s in Derby!! 

[mrfishyfoo]

.....and I think your reviews are all about you.

Of course they are all about me. It's a review of MY EXPERIENCE MrTroll. 

Now why don't you fuck off and fuck a pro$$ie like a good troll. You could even share your experience so that we can all read how good you are at it. 

[vw]

Of course they are all about me. It's a review of MY EXPERIENCE MrTroll. 

Now why don't you fuck off and fuck a pro$$ie like a good troll. You could even share your experience so that we can all read how good you are at it. 

Literally all of it is about you.   

[mrfishyfoo]

Literally all of it is about you.   

I know you love me really. 

That's why you read them. 

[HailWood]

Fuck me, are you and MTB auditioning for Dumb and Dumber 3?  You are full of shit and I think your reviews are all about you. Hence me commenting on a previous review that you sounded amazing and how could I book you. You were too dumb to take the hint then

Well it's not me that is getting wound up here. I have nothing to hide. Can Michelangelo carry a lance?

[NervousJ]

Who cares, it's his review.

I read most of them and you get the gist of what the  girls like and what's on offer... That's all you want...

If he wants to put his twist on it, so be it, it's his review...

[vw]

I know you love me really. 

That's why you read them. 

Useful for my psychology thesis in self soothing egos and craving acceptance.   

[mrfishyfoo]

Useful for my psychology thesis in self soothing egos and craving acceptance.   

I'll try harder for you then. 

 

[HailWood]

Who cares, it's his review.

I read most of them and you get the gist of what the  girls like and what's on offer... That's all you want...

If he wants to put his twist on it, so be it, it's his review...

[mrfishyfoo]

Who cares, it's his review.....

....If he wants to put his twist on it, so be it, it's his review...

The "voice" of reason. 

[splodger69]

This thread has turned in to a fucking 'love in'?!? lmfao... Old Cazza and Pete are probably having a right old larf, Cazza is as flaky as fuck ..but on her good days (day?) she was (is?) good.. She loves the money and has a fucking conveyor-belt approach to bookings these days though.  btw, she is more of a 34c gal...definitely not 34dd. 

[vw]

This thread has turned in to a fucking 'love in'?!? lmfao... Old Cazza and Pete are probably having a right old larf, Cazza is as flaky as fuck ..but on her good days (day?) she was (is?) good.. She loves the money and has a fucking conveyor-belt approach to bookings these days though.  btw, she is more of a 34c gal...definitely not 34dd. 

Is Pete the pimp the person replying on whatsapp, the one that fishy called gorgeous?   

[splodger69]

Is Pete the pimp the person replying on whatsapp, the one that fishy called gorgeous?   

Dunno, but Pete is well known in Derby, in certain circles that is...enough said

[Turtle Z]

Of course they are all about me. It's a review of MY EXPERIENCE MrTroll. 

Now why don't you fuck off and fuck a pro$$ie like a good troll. You could even share your experience so that we can all read how good you are at it. 

Oh, you wouldn't like my reviews, they wouldn't be egomaniacal enough for you 

[Turtle Z]

Is Pete the pimp the person replying on whatsapp, the one that fishy called gorgeous?   

Almost certainly yes! 

[mrfishyfoo]

Oh, you wouldn't like my reviews, they wouldn't be egomaniacal enough for you 

I reckon MrVW will love em MrTroll. 

He's doing his own psychology thesis. 

[HailWood]

Dunno, but Pete is well known in Derby, in certain circles that is...enough said

Intriguing

[Turtle Z]

I reckon MrVW will love em MrTroll.  :rolleye

Maybe, but I've missed the boat since he already has enough subject material on personality disorders from the shite you write in your reviews.   

[mrfishyfoo]

Maybe, but I've missed the boat since he already has enough subject material on personality disorders from the shite you write in your reviews.   

You are such a disappointment MrTroll. I'd of thought you would have jumped at the chance to demonstrate your superiority. 

Don't let the side down now by taking your bat and ball home. Be a good troll and go get podging.

You could even try being a brave troll and go TOFTT.

[vw]

Maybe, but I've missed the boat since he already has enough subject material on personality disorders from the shite you write in your reviews.   

I have a treatment plan too for him.  

You could even try being a brave troll and go TOFTT.

Why anyone would see her after her indiscretion on forum is beyond me.   

Notice you call any one who doen't like brand fishy a troll, what needy crap.   

[mrfishyfoo]

Why anyone would see her after her indiscretion on forum is beyond me.   

I was actually suggesting pastures new. 

Notice you call any one who doen't like brand fishy a troll, what needy crap.   

That's news to me.  You been on the medication yourself as that I don't recall that.

While you're at it can I have some as well. Apparently it's good for me. 

[vw]

I was actually suggesting pastures new. 

Quite why anyone would need punting strategy suggestions for you is beyond me? 

Don't you want him in the East Midlands anymore? 

[mrfishyfoo]

Don't you want him in the East Midlands anymore? 

That MrVW is a question you should ask of the Sherwoodians. 

I actually thought they were building a wall to keep the rest of us out and their Marions in. Maybe they've reconsidered in the hope that all the trolls and brasso lovers will fuck off first. 

[HailWood]

That MrVW is a question you should ask of the Sherwoodians. 

I actually thought they were building a wall to keep the rest of us out and their Marions in. Maybe they've reconsidered in the hope that all the trolls and brasso lovers will fuck off first. 

The more in the Forest the merrier, men
Though the bridges over the Trent seem to be already full of Trolls so maybe we prefer not to welcome any more of them.

[Turtle Z]

You are such a disappointment MrTroll. I'd of thought you would have jumped at the chance to demonstrate your superiority. 

Don't let the side down now by taking your bat and ball home. Be a good troll and go get podging.

You could even try being a brave troll and go TOFTT.

You see, posts like this define you. You clearly feel very inadequate in your day to day life and define yourself and who you are by your punting record. You're brave because you can 'TOFTT', you're better than any other punter because of your 'podging' record and number of reviews. But, your responses make no sense, calling anyone a troll who calls you out for being a prick, and deflecting with childish comments about others 'taking their bat and ball home' when it's you under the microscope. I'll tell you what's brave, saying you have a zero tolerance policy and then actually sticking to it, rather than deceiving other punters with all your tough talk posturing. For me, you've always been one of those punters on here whose reviews can't be trusted so thanks for proving me right. 

[vw]

Though the bridges over the Trent seem to be already full of Trolls so maybe we prefer not to welcome any more of them.

You mean members not in the back slapping circle

The ones that don't congratulate    you on punting.    

[Turtle Z]

maybe we prefer not to welcome any more of them.

Fuck me, been on here 5 fucking minutes and already getting delusions of grandeur, a mini Fishpoo in waiting! 

[mrfishyfoo]

You see, posts like this define you. You clearly feel very inadequate in your day to day life and define yourself and who you are by your punting record.

Really. 

If you hadn't gathered MrFF is just a fantasy created by a nobody on an anonymous punting forum. 

[mrfishyfoo]

For me, you've always been one of those punters on here whose reviews can't be trusted so thanks for proving me right.

...and there was me thinking that the trust worthiness of reviews was other punters who confirm they've had the same experience as me OR me confirming I've had the same experience as them.

You seem to have overlooked that MrTroll.

[Turtle Z]

Really. 

If you hadn't gathered MrFF is just a fantasy created by a nobody on an anonymous punting forum. 

Yes, your reviews are certainly filled with fantasy 

[Turtle Z]

...and there was me thinking that the trust worthiness of reviews was other punters who confirm they've had the same experience as me OR me confirming I've had the same experience as them.

You seem to have overlooked that MrTroll.

No, nobody else who reviews ever seems to have as clean a cock as you 

[mrfishyfoo]

No, nobody else who reviews ever seems to have as clean a cock as you 

You are full of shit aren't you. Perhaps a douche may help you. 

[Iloveoral]

Page 10 im suprised the boss ain't got his padlock out yet... (im still shocked he ain't booted VW too haha)

So this Emily is she actually a twenty odd year old or is she 37 as her profile states?

Im still up for a look as those tits are yummy 

[cueball]

maybe we prefer not to welcome any more of them.

  ffs

I didnt realise there was a welcome in the first place 

But, at least we know who thinks they rule the em boards on ukp  .... golf man still (trying) rules from the shadows  ... not

[cueball]

(im still shocked he ain't booted VW too haha)

That coming from you.... priceless 

[Iloveoral]

That coming from you.... priceless 

Hey im a good boy 

[mrfishyfoo]

Page 10 im suprised the boss ain't got his padlock out yet... (im still shocked he ain't booted VW too haha)

So this Emily is she actually a twenty odd year old or is she 37 as her profile states?

Im still up for a look as those tits are yummy 

Indeed as am I.

MrTroll seems intent on provoking a reaction that ain't there.

See MrPerfectTroll has never ever reconsidered anything or ever changed his mind.

As for the podge....who knows ?? Perhaps MrTroll can enlighten us as he's taken her picture OR was that just more bullshit like everything else he has to "say" ?? 

[cueball]

Hey im a good boy on probation

Fixed.... you know what they say... a man with two faces can never be trusted 

[mrfishyfoo]

I didnt realise there was a welcome in the first place 

The Marions are usually very welcoming to our wallets. 

[vw]

Page 10 im suprised the boss ain't got his padlock out yet... (im still shocked he ain't booted VW too haha)

Indeed as am I.

Sounds like you and Asian Dave are criticising how the boss runs his site.   

[Iloveoral]

Fixed.... you know what they say... a man with two faces can never be trusted 

I remember your missus saying 


Its not me trying to have a pop at every review I don't like, my stand is the op is entitled to his review / option / how he spends his hard earnt... if you dont like the review, dont reply its simples really, ragging it 10 pages with zero content about the SP reviewed imo is pointless.

[Turtle Z]

Page 10 im suprised the boss ain't got his padlock out yet

Why? It's not every day a punting legend (in his own head) gets caught with his pants down. Some of us are bound to have fun with that. 

[Iloveoral]

Sounds like you and Asian Dave are criticising how the boss runs his site.   

We did many pages of this bollox before, twisting words again are we 

[cueball]

Sounds like you and Asian Dave are criticising how the boss runs his site.   

In truth that's a good point. The way to suggest things regarding threads and posts is via post reports. Openly criticising admins moderation decisions is a recipe for membership suicide. The boss has finalaunched say and I've yet to see a bad call.  If the boss is happy then we're all happy too


Maybe sucking his ready for the naughty step again

[Turtle Z]

I remember your missus saying 


Its not me trying to have a pop at every review I don't like, my stand is the op is entitled to his review / option / how he spends his hard earnt... if you dont like the review, dont reply its simples really, ragging it 10 pages with zero content about the SP reviewed imo is pointless.

But its not about his review is it. Its about the fact that he'd left a negative warning other punters off but had rebooked to see her. On that basis, its a dishonest review.