Better not to do any crime at all.
What areas are you not allowed to visit that are related to tax evasion?
Agree, no crime at all. Hindsight and all
HMRC are the ones who prosecuted me as the crime was 'loss of tax revenue' (you can call me anti-Labour). I facilitated the movement of dinero (via crypto channels) for some real shitty people. And we now live in a world where there is a Common Reporting Standard (almost a treaty to share info), so countries that have crypto servers were obliged to give information.
During investigation the shitty people got shittier. Since my return to the real world, i am keeping busy by playing the ole piano, vegan cooking and trying to fuck some curvy busty girls. Oh and checking in with PO (i think reverse oral should be renamed pussy oral and rimming should be anal oral).
So you can understand that I'm not trying to be in a place that I can't explain as I'm meant to be on my best behaviour

Moving on ... the girls!