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1 hour - £140

Since joining UKP, I have avoided some of the dreadful punts that blighted previous years.  Having made some good connections in the punting community, I have received some outstanding recommendations.  None better though than the girl I am about to review.

Comms and location
Femme’s communications by text message are outstanding; quick to respond and very chatty via text which was sign of things to come. She directed me to a nice secure parking location within a minutes’ walk from her place of work.  For our meeting, I was directed to a small town house in a safe area in Derby where Femme rents a room from another escort.  The room is pleasant and clean.

The Girl
Femme is a hot British girl with olive skin, dark brown eyes which drew me in and long dark hair which frames her pretty face.  Her body is quite simply built for sex, nicely enhanced tits (34DD) a slim waist with no sign of fat and a wonderful curvaceous ass to die for.  The photo’s on her profile are absolutely accurate, she says she is 22 (profile says 21) and I have no reason to doubt this is not accurate.  Femme has a lovey sweet personality and is a REALLY chatty young lady.

The Meeting
When I entered the room, we kissed and Femme started chatting and I quickly got to know quite a lot about her. I was getting a bit concerned (I need not have been but more about that later) that Femme was wasting time so I stepped forward for a kiss. She is responsive and her kissing is a mix of sensual and FK rather than full DFK (MTB scale S7). She is feels slightly clammy to touch which she explains happens when she is nervous because she's read my AW profile and noted (in her words) “ the gorgeous girls that I have met”.  I like this, it’s nice to come across a girl who is so beautiful, yet so unsure of herself.

Femme talks about her enhancements openly so I ask her to remove her top so that I can examine her tits for myself.  She’s not happy with them, but I am delighted; a nice shape with a very natural feel to them.  About 20 minutes in to the session we move to the bed and I remove the last vestiges of her clothing to reveal her wonderful naked body lying in front of me. She is still nervous so I ask her to turn on to her front and start to explore her body moving from her neck to her ample ass with my hands and tongue. I ask for some massage oil which I massage into her back using my own body. She clearly likes the back of her neck nibbled and becomes aroused and fully relaxed. Femme says it’s my turn and returns the B2B massage favour; I can feel her nipples running up and down my back. She asks me to turn over and continues the B2B.  The sensation of her oiled-up tits sliding around my balls and cock will remain locked in my wank-bank for a long time.  She slid up my body one final time and gave me a long sensual kiss before sliding back down and taking my cock into her mouth.  My Lord! She gives the best deep BJ that I have experienced; great mix of tip to base, sloppy and lots of ‘suction’. A true Deep Throat! I can barely control myself and Femme laughs as I twitch and moan my way through my first ‘dry orgasm.  I don’t think she has experienced this before and I have to explain what it is and why I do it.

My turn to return the favour and I spend a lot of time down there. I find that fingers inside do very little for her and it’s all about her clit; I reach up and squeeze one of her nipples and get a long drawn out moan as a reward. I have found her sweet spot!!!

She is very wet so I tell her that it’s time for sex.  I want missionary to start with; I want to look at her face while she’s being fucked.  Femme is quite tight so pretty soon I’m into my second dry cum which is easier to control as I’m in control of the pace.  I need a few minutes to recover so on to my back and Femme whips off the condom and commences another wonderful BJ.  I’m very sensitive to touch after I have cummed and the combination of her oral and fingernails against my body makes me twitch and makes her giggle at my reaction. My body cannot sustain this pleasure for too long without exploding so I ask Femme to get on top of me.  She’s good at this too, a combination of tip to deep grinding. 

There is a knock on the door; the hour is up and the other girl is reminding her. Femme tells her to go away and that we will be another half hour. Then whispers to me that “it’s only fair, we spent so long talking”. Top attitude from this girl!!!!!   :thumbsup: We continue with more sex, more oral, more of everything really. Another knock on the door and Femme says that we haven’t finished yet. I know that I have been given more than my fair share so back into missionary and I quickly fill the condom with a full load.

I was expecting to be ushered out quickly but no; Femme wanted to chat some more.  We lay naked on the bed for a while and she is a very open girl which she needs to be careful about as some punters might abuse this.  I find she is submissive  but not BDSM, so we discussed my 'Mr Grey' roleplay  (see my other reviews if interested) and she’s definitely up for that some time.  Two hours after I entered the room, I left and Femme was still chatting as I went towards the door.

In Summary
Femme is a very hot and sexy young woman with good bedroom skills and who clearly enjoys sex. She has an open and delightful personality, a great attitude and her rates are value for the money IMO.  Did I mention that she is very chatty!

Footnote
It is a couple of weeks since I wrote this review and I have been back to see her again.  Another excellent meeting and this time she managed to get two pops out of me in the hour.
 
 
 
 
« Last Edit: August 15, 2017, 05:01:02 pm by MikeTheBike »

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2 hours for the price of one with a stunning sexy shy girl. Well done sir!

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Good review, she sounds great

Why isn't she happy with her enhancement?

Alpharius  :music:

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Good review, she sounds great

Why isn't she happy with her enhancement?

Alpharius  :music:
She wants the 'bolt on" look. Personally I like them as they are - feel very natural.

Offline NervousJ

Cheers Mike,

I'm due a fresh punt....

It's either her or the other lass you saw recently, sweet Emily..... I think they are both my types. Which did you prefer Mike....

Offline michael.fannymore

She looks very familiar. that is if it is who i think it is

Offline Weyoun

She looks very familiar. that is if it is who i think it is

Care to elaborate?

Offline Kendrig

MTB sounds like you had a good punt, with a lass with an amazing body

She looks very familiar. that is if it is who i think it is
Well then Jogon may be you could do a review of one of the many lasses you have seen. Over 2 years and no reviews, impresssive :diablo:

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MTB sounds like you had a good punt, with a lass with an amazing body
Thanks Kendrig. Should have claimed a TOFTT.

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Cheers Mike,

I'm due a fresh punt....

It's either her or the other lass you saw recently, sweet Emily..... I think they are both my types. Which did you prefer Mike....
Haven't seen a Sweet Emily. Are you thinking of Pure Lily or Daniella69?
Femme and Daniella have very similar physiques. I prefer not to rate one girl over another as this is such a subjective POV one with an OP may not share. Both girls look great and deliver good services. IMO I doubt you would be disappointed with either.

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Sorry Mike,

My mistake, it was pictisunum who saw the Emily lass..... :dash:



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Good review, MTB.

Thanks matey.

Offline _Bender_

Ha haa ... she looks very familiar, something about her hair. Ummm ....

Derby you say, but her profiles Nottingham  :rolleyes:



Offline Picti

Great review Mike, and she sounds amazing. Sensational body, friendly, really good attitude.

The photos and your description of her appearance and demeanour do have a ring of familiarity, but I'll keep that speculation to myself.

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Sorry Mike,

My mistake, it was pictisunum who saw the Emily lass..... :dash:

You're thinking of this thread https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=153782.0

I was due to see her, but she cancelled due to her period. We punters tend to move on quickly, and a couple of days later I had a fantastic punt with an Arabic woman (in Woofie's class) whilst visiting Glasgow - review in Scottish forum if anyone plans to be up there.

Offline Jack Sinn

She Is a rare find your comment about lizzy last week goes double with this one for me

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I'm due a fresh punt....


I think you may have already reviewed this girl, if it's who I think it is.

Offline NervousJ

I think you may have already reviewed this girl, if it's who I think it is.

Ahhhh, reading it some parts sounded familiar. Could well be ... :drinks:

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Another one in the hot list..

I need to pull my finger out... I did tick one off Sunday , review to follow when I get a second...
« Last Edit: August 16, 2017, 11:22:00 am by NervousJ »

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Just exchanged a few messages, this is Desi the Indian girl well liked and reviewed on here :hi:

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Just exchanged a few messages, this is Desi the Indian girl well liked and reviewed on here :hi:
Here we go again - now all the stalkers and trolls will be out.

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Yeah, not too clever...

I think the profile was changed for a reason...

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:dash: :dash: :dash: :unknown:

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It is not acceptable to try suppress info being posted by other members that may be of use to punters, e.g. negative reviews or name changes of service providers, regardless of reasons.

No idea why you reviewed if you are that bothered about her alledged stalkers, maybe its a mike the ego thing.
« Last Edit: September 03, 2017, 01:40:22 pm by vw »

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You are indeed entitled to that opinion VW.

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He's on a roll this afternoon.... :angelgirl:

Offline cueball

:dash: :dash: :dash: :unknown:

You cannot worry about others you cannot help mikey

Just think... when hailwood rounded governors bridge on lap 6....do you think he worried about others he couldn't help  :D

What would hailwood do

 :D

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You cannot worry about others you cannot help mikey

Just think... when hailwood rounded governors bridge on lap 6....do you think he worried about others he couldn't help  :D

What would hailwood do

 :D

Ha ha, I like that. Top racer of his gen....

Saying that, he would probably have had VW on the pit wall telling him how to ride it properly....  :cool:
« Last Edit: September 03, 2017, 02:04:32 pm by NervousJ »

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Ha ha, I like that. Top racer of his gen....

Saying that, he would probably have had VW on the pit wall telling him how to ride it properly....

And you, ILO and Boner moaning about leaving and changing teams that you make tea for.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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And you, ILO and Boner moaning about leaving and changing teams that you make tea for.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

When have I moaned about leaving, NEVER!!! Stop making things up...what team am I on, none... which team have I changed for .. none...

Please stop making things up about me... completely wrong VW..not like you to be making this up and not using facts... not on about the other two, I'm on about me!!!
« Last Edit: September 03, 2017, 02:10:46 pm by NervousJ »

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When have I moaned about leaving, NEVER!!! Stop making things up...what team am I on, none... which team have I changed for .. none...

Please stop making things up about me... completely wrong VW..

My mistake, wonder who the rest that are threatening to leave in private are.

Keep up the good work Jimmy as I think some contributors are going to stop contributing because of VW.

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Just exchanged a few messages, this is Desi the Indian girl well liked and reviewed on here :hi:

Mike didn't mention she's an Indian  :unknown:.... I am partial to an Indian when I'm on my holidays.

I take it I can eat in or takeaway?

I'll dine in if I get down there.

Offline PepeMAGA

Here we go again - now all the stalkers and trolls will be out.
I predict ;
1)Profile will go down
2) this thread will be swamped with new members saying "anyone got this girl's number? I had it but can't find it lol"

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My mistake, wonder who the rest that are threatening to leave in private are.

Thankyou.

I for one haven't stopped contributing... :hi:

Offline NervousJ

I predict ;
1)Profile will go down
2) this thread will be swamped with new members saying "anyone got this girl's number? I had it but can't find it lol"

This was my point tbh... members who visit and decent punters will lose out because the profile will disappear for a few months...

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Just exchanged a few messages, this is Desi the Indian girl well liked and reviewed on here :hi:

I've had a good wander around. The only Indian I can find is this one..
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=7738

Is this the same one badsin?

If so, I might just dip my chapati into her dansak  the next time I'm raiding the forest  :hi:

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I've had a good wander around. The only Indian I can find is this one..
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=7738

Is this the same one badsin?
Same one Cue,

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You cannot worry about others you cannot help mikey

Just think... when hailwood rounded governors bridge on lap 6....do you think he worried about others he couldn't help  :D

What would hailwood do

 :D

I imagine he would have been concerned about losing a rare (for Derby) good ride.

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And you, ILO and Boner moaning about leaving and changing teams that you make tea for.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

I said I was leaving?   Or is it another occassion where the voices in your head told you to write crap  :wacko: :crazy:

What i did say was I hoped admin bans your ass, I've no plans to leave and miss that happy day  :lol:

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What i did say was I hoped admin bans your ass, I've no plans to leave and miss that happy day  :lol:
If that ever happened you will still be winning 2-1.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Comms and location
Femme’s communications by text message are outstanding; quick to respond and very chatty via text

I have looked on her profile but her number is never on it and I messaged her a dozen times with no response! How did you get her number?

p.s great review

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Redram. She'll only really reply to people with feedback

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Femme’s communications by text message are outstanding; quick to respond and very chatty via text

I have looked on her profile but her number is never on it and I messaged her a dozen times with no response! How did you get her number?

p.s great review
and so it begins....

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She's losing out on thousands £££. If so.


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She's not working at the moment. I know why but it's not for me to say.

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She's not working at the moment. I know why but it's not for me to say.

I never understand the "I know the truth but I'm not saying" kind of posts  :unknown: it comes across as an ego booster...and you know what I'm like with ego's  :sarcastic:

What's the point in posting it then  :dash:

Hope the thumping head is clearing fry, have a bacon butty... works wonders with hangovers
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I never understand the "I know the truth but I'm not saying" kind of posts  :unknown: it comes across as an ego booster...and you know what I'm like with ego's  :sarcastic:

What's the point in posting it then  :dash:

Hope the thumping head is clearing fry, have a bacon butty... works wonders with hangovers
Thanks - need my head clearing. Client meetings in an hour.
The end comment was to stop anyone asking me further - that's all. I know that a few other lads know why too.

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What's the point in posting it then  :dash:

Why you ask, because he is a permanent braggard that likes to make out he is special, special i say.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

did you know he got blogged about?

It lets future bookings know, girls trust him with secrets and he keeps quiet, even though he never knew anyway.   :wacko: :crazy: :crazy:

All about advertising the bike IMO.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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I know why MTBs post got that reaction. However, anyone who's seen her recently knows the reason for her current break (and that reason is her personal business). Anyone who's ever seen her knows what it's like to be inundated with questions about her and how to contact her. Treat her like anyone else. If she's available contact her, if she responds arrange a meeting, if not move on.