Welsh Barbie - Swansea

[Bibbob]

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Cost: £170 for 1 hour. Pricey, but it's Swansea, there's maybe 4 or 5 decent girls so it's a sellers market.

Comms: Mostly done by AW, with a call on the day to confirm location. She was a little lax at times, but still gave me a few hours notice so it's all good.

Location: Incall flat on the west end of Swansea city centre. The place was a little spartan, since she only uses it for fuckin', but clean and tidy with a toilet and shower. Word of warning, parking is easy in the evenings but that area gets stupid busy in the day and if you park in a restricted spot you WILL get ticketed. That goes double for the nearby car park.

Description: Pictures are accurate, she's slim with a nice pert bum and big enhanced breasts. While they are obviously fake they are a damned good fake with responsive nipples, kudos to the doc, and on her frame they look awesome. She's very pretty too, and expressive, although I did find her lips to be a little overdone. But they are in her pictures so I knew what I was getting. Comes across as very friendly and chatty, which made it disconcerting when we got going and she demanded I "Fuck her filthy pussy hard". Girl loves her dirty talk.

The meet: Sorted paperwork, had a quick chat about what I wanted, then got down to some FK. She has a pierced tongue, which made for some interesting interactions. And while I did find her lips overdone they felt fantastic when kissing. Whipped off my clothes and she went down for some OWO. An actual porn star blowjob. Never had my dick spat on before, that was new. But I liked it, and she knows how to use her tongue to play with the tip. A quick flip around to return the favour, very responsive pussy, although she did grind a bit too vigorously which meant I had trouble keeping up.

On with the condom and we got down to business. Very energetic. Her cowgirl nearly broke me she was riding me so hard, she was grabbing my arse and pulling me in during mish, and all the while keeping up with the dirty talk. "Gimme that fucking cock!" "Fuck me harder!" "Ram my tight little pussy!" and so on. A bit cliche but god it was a turn on! By the time I was spent I was knackered, so we finished up with a chat and I got dressed and left.

All in all a hell of a shag that was a mix of PSE and GFE, and someone who I'll almost certainly return to. A bit pricey, but I'm willing to shell out a little more if it means avoiding a 2 hour round trip to Cardiff.

[Hank Marvin]

Yep £170 is pricey but as you say there is hardly a glut in west wales. She is on my HL and sure I will get there one day.

Your review makes that ever more likely.

[scutty brown]

ten positive reviews here for this girl, all since november last year, nothing prior. Yet she joined AW in 2015.
Very curious pattern. Did she only move to Wales late last year, or did it take a year to discover her?

[SeekingtheTruth]

ten positive reviews here for this girl, all since november last year, nothing prior. Yet she joined AW in 2015.
Very curious pattern. Did she only move to Wales late last year, or did it take a year to discover her?

Probably the same reason as the current influx of Portfolio reviews.

Or the Welsh Brunette reviews, or the MissWelshKandice reviews when they happened.

There isn't a huge amount of top quality girls in Wales and the ones that are here are expensive. So people will wait till someone TOFTT and reports back. If it's good then people will follow suit.

Nothing more sinister than that in my opinion.

[vw]

Nothing more sinister than that in my opinion.

Some members are very easy to please, that is very sinister IMO and not for the greater good.


Glad you had fun bibbob   

[SeekingtheTruth]

She also used to have a different account

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Not sure why it changed.

[vw]

She also used to have a different account

External Link/Members Only

Not sure why it changed.

Was she ever pimped by the heroes of wales?

Pimps are known to cause hassle for leavers.

[SeekingtheTruth]

Some members are very easy to please, that is very sinister IMO and not for the greater good.


Glad you had fun bibbob   

Agreed, but then being pleased is very subjective.

I've read reports in the past across all the boards where I personally would have rated a neutral based on what is written but I guess that as long as the person comes away feeling even remotely happy they will report it as a positive.

[Steelworker]

I'm of the same mind as Seeking, Scutty. I saw her earlier this year before joining the forum and Bibbob's review is totally accurate. She's a tremendous punt and I'm going to go back. If you are ever in the Swansea area with 170 notes to spare, it'll be an experience you won't regret. 

[SeekingtheTruth]

I'm of the same mind as Seeking, Scutty. I saw her earlier this year before joining the forum and Bibbob's review is totally accurate. She's a tremendous punt and I'm going to go back. If you are ever in the Swansea area with 170 notes to spare, it'll be an experience you won't regret. 

Yeah, I agree the review is accurate and she does give a good, if somewhat over zealous, PSE experience.

Glad I did it once just to see what all the fuss was about but unlike Steel though, in hindsight, I probably wont go back unless she drops her prices. £170 is a big chunk of change.

[scutty brown]

I'm of the same mind as Seeking, Scutty. I saw her earlier this year before joining the forum and Bibbob's review is totally accurate. She's a tremendous punt and I'm going to go back. If you are ever in the Swansea area with 170 notes to spare, it'll be an experience you won't regret. 

I'm not disputing the facts of the report, I see no issues there. It was just the weird pattern of the reviews: nothing for around 15 months, and then on average one a month. At face value it almost seems contrived, but it could just be coincidence

[SeekingtheTruth]

I'm not disputing the facts of the report, I see no issues there. It was just the weird pattern of the reviews: nothing for around 15 months, and then on average one a month. At face value it almost seems contrived, but it could just be coincidence

There are 4 reviews for 2015 as well, linked them above.

[SeekingtheTruth]

Was she ever pimped by the heroes of wales?

Pimps are known to cause hassle for leavers.

No idea what her history is but unlikely I would have though being a Swansea girl. I could be wrong but it's not a name I ever remember seeing mentioned in the same sentence as any agency.

[scutty brown]

There are 4 reviews for 2015 as well, linked them above.

Yes now we have the old profile I can see them
But that still leaves a gap of over a year between abandoning the old profile and the first "new" review

[SeekingtheTruth]

Yes now we have the old profile I can see them
But that still leaves a gap of over a year between abandoning the old profile and the first "new" review

Cant help you on that one, maybe she took a break from working?

[ampersand]

I'm not disputing the facts of the report, I see no issues there. It was just the weird pattern of the reviews: nothing focertainly lying nd 15 months, and then on average one a month. At face value it almost seems contrived, but it could just be coincidence

Really???? Have you ever considered getting a life Scutty? Because if you are spending your time on conducting statistical frequency analysis on SP's reviews as a means of seeking to attack them, then you certainly need to consider getting one.

[vw]

Really???? Have you ever considered getting a life Scutty? Because if you are spending your time on conducting statistical frequency analysis on SP's reviews as a means of seeking to attack them, then you certainly need to consider getting one.

So you have dropped the rival agency bollocks then ?

Up to him what he does, defending fluffy twats is your thing and a bit of outsider hate mixed in, he like stats.

[Bibbob]

Agreed, but then being pleased is very subjective.

I've read reports in the past across all the boards where I personally would have rated a neutral based on what is written but I guess that as long as the person comes away feeling even remotely happy they will report it as a positive.

I gave her money, she fucked the bejesus out of me. What more could I ask for, a crushed pelvic bone?

[Bibbob]

ten positive reviews here for this girl, all since november last year, nothing prior. Yet she joined AW in 2015.
Very curious pattern. Did she only move to Wales late last year, or did it take a year to discover her?

But she's got 3 before then, starting in February...

[SeekingtheTruth]

I gave her money, she fucked the bejesus out of me. What more could I ask for, a crushed pelvic bone?

Not sure why you have quoted me with this one. Did I say anything about your review?

I was making a general observation.

[scutty brown]

Really???? Have you ever considered getting a life Scutty? Because if you are spending your time on conducting statistical frequency analysis on SP's reviews as a means of seeking to attack them, then you certainly need to consider getting one.

Here we go again. White Knight Ethel the Aardvark makes another "Ad hominem" attack on me. He can't dispute what I say so he tries to belittle me.
Sorry Ethel, but that doesn't work. And if you're going to quote my posts, please try to avoid typos: inserting the words "certainly lying" into my quote when I didn't say them is rather dishonest and misrepresentative.

[Bibbob]

Not sure why you have quoted me with this one. Did I say anything about your review?

I was making a general observation.

Yes, and I was responding to the general observation by stating that having the bejesus fucked out of me is very pleasing to me. Wasn't taking a shot at you.

[SeekingtheTruth]

Yes, and I was responding to the general observation by stating that having the bejesus fucked out of me is very pleasing to me. Wasn't taking a shot at you.

Fair enough, think you missed the key part of my quote though which I have put in bold.

Agreed, but then being pleased is very subjective.

I've read reports in the past across all the boards where I personally would have rated a neutral based on what is written but I guess that as long as the person comes away feeling even remotely happy they will report it as a positive.

Been some shockers out there.

[scutty brown]

So you have dropped the rival agency bollocks then ?

Up to him what he does, defending fluffy twats is your thing and a bit of outsider hate mixed in, he like stats.

I like stats
I get paid for them (among other things)

[Bibbob]

Ah, fair enough. I don't read the other boards, don't see the point. I don't live in those areas so anything said is useless to me, and if I ever have reason to travel anywhere in the future and have time to punt I can just ask for recommendations on the relevant board and go from there..

[SeekingtheTruth]

Ah, fair enough. I don't read the other boards, don't see the point. I don't live in those areas so anything said is useless to me, and if I ever have reason to travel anywhere in the future and have time to punt I can just ask for recommendations on the relevant board and go from there..

I travel quite a lot with work so like to keep up with what is happening elsewhere on the off chance I get a chance to punt. Don't spend a huge amount of time on the other boards though.

And to be fair I think I've only punted outside of Wales a few times since I joined the site.

[wanchor]

Thank you Bibbob for this review. A good read and good to hear you enjoyed. Think she may be too intimidating for me with her porn star dirty talk. I do like my vanilla ice cream, but it's good to try different flavours now and again.

[mrdiamond77]

Good review.  Seen her myself quite a few months ago and agree with what you said, a great enthusiastic PSE service.  If she was nearer I would have seen her more often by now, but I guess Swansea does need at least one top escort.  Glad you enjoyed.   

[mrdiamond77]

Thank you Bibbob for this review. A good read and good to hear you enjoyed. Think she may be too intimidating for me with her porn star dirty talk. I do like my vanilla ice cream, but it's good to try different flavours now and again.

I have a lot of GFE punts but it's great to have a really great PSE service every now and then, so I agree with you there.

[Melfort212]

Thank you Bibbob for this review. A good read and good to hear you enjoyed. Think she may be too intimidating for me with her porn star dirty talk. I do like my vanilla ice cream, but it's good to try different flavours now and again.

If you tell her you don't want to be spoken to like that I'm sure she will not bother.

[giliman007]

Sounds what I'm looking for. Good review. I was waiting for her to come to Cardiff but may have to go to Swansea.

[mr big]

For me its the PSE over the GFE at the moment love a PSE

[lucozing]

Good review.  Always wanna see welsh barbie love to experience the pse

[ampersand]

Here we go again. White Knight Ethel the Aardvark makes another "Ad hominem" attack on me. He can't dispute what I say so he tries to belittle me.
Sorry Ethel, but that doesn't work. And if you're going to quote my posts, please try to avoid typos: inserting the words "certainly lying" into my quote when I didn't say them is rather dishonest and misrepresentative.

Scutty, my apologies, I did not intend to misquote you. I use my phone to post on here and on occasion the cursor jumps around and I end up typing where I did not intend to. Sometimes I don't realise that before (or even after) I post - as has happened here.

However, as I am sure you will have realised, I find your posting style distasteful - overly aggressive and frankly, obnoxious. It is the forum equivalent of playground bullying, which is unacceptable. In the few days that you have been posting here, you have succeeded in intimidating other members who are becoming reluctant to post, because they do not want to be subjected to your vitriol. I do not just say this, I have  received PMs from other members saying precisely this. This is directly contrary to the interests of this board - we need as many people as possible posting reviews for the benefit of those who punt in this area. Yes, we want them to be proper reviews, but we managed to police this board before you graced us with your wisdom and we will do so after you have moved on.

Please either moderate your style, and be constructive rather than destructive, or go back to wherever you came from.

And for the record, although it was not you who said it, I am not a White Knight defending fluffies - I am merely a relatively long standing member of the forum who dislikes keyboard warrior bullying and challenge it when it occurs.

[ampersand]

So you have dropped the rival agency bollocks then ?

Up to him what he does, defending fluffy twats is your thing and a bit of outsider hate mixed in, he like stats.

And I am afraid VW, my comments above also apply to you.

[vw]

And I am afraid VW, my comments above also apply to you.

I await a pm from the boss !

a thread in the main board that you could email  to the invisible egos in your pm box. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=154077.0

Get back to eating ants. 

[scutty brown]

Well Ethel, I hate to disappoint you but I'm not here to make friends. I'm not going to modify my posting style simply because it pricks your skin. Instead I wonder just why it pricks your skin, and I suspect its because your and your clade of fellow fluffies don't like someone speaking the truth over your nonsensical reviews.
You say you've been talking about me by PM. And so what? Is that supposed to scare me?
You want me to leave your little bit of the forum to you to police? Who the fuck are you to tell me or anyone else where to go? You don't own or control this forum any more than I do. And until someone who does control the forum tells me otherwise, if I see you and your little group of agency sock puppets posting shit, I'll challenge you on it.
It was VW who first realised what your little group were up to. At first I was doubtful, but now, the more you complain about my comments, the more I am convinced he is correct.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Getting back to the thread in hand. Bibob, great review. Your experience was very similar to my own last week. 

The only thing I'd pick you up on is that you reckon she is one of only 4 or 5 good SPs in Swansea. Sadly, she may be the only good one 

[Bibbob]

Getting back to the thread in hand. Bibob, great review. Your experience was very similar to my own last week. 

The only thing I'd pick you up on is that you reckon she is one of only 4 or 5 good SPs in Swansea. Sadly, she may be the only good one 

I'm including Port Talbot in that area, since it's only 15 minutes down the road, so that's Welsh Brunette and Jessiebee, both of whom I enjoyed my bookings with (I haven't done reviews because they already have quite a few, so I don't see the point), and along with Welsh Barbie there is Summer Mae who has been well received but who I have no experience with so cannot say anything about really. There's a couple of others with a lot of AW feedback but they are either BBW, which is not my thing, or they haven't caught my interest.

[np500]

Only just catching up ,I've seen her twice in 3sums with scarlettjo , can not question this s p on  any count , that I am away of , There will be gaps in her profile etc, I couldn't do a review as she had reasons for me not to, f b was o k but no detail, we have to remember most of girls have issues with stalkers, ex's , nut jobs , sad cunts, and some times thay have to lay low but still have to earn, nothing in this hobby is as it often looks from the out side, if a girl asks for me not to leave f b for her safety, I'm well aware it could be my safety being put at risk if I ignore, ask no questions, punt and discreetly melt away . Safety first.

[vw]

Only just catching up ,I've seen her twice in 3sums with scarlettjo , can not question this s p on  any count , that I am away of , There will be gaps in her profile etc, I couldn't do a review as she had reasons for me not to, f b was o k but no detail, we have to remember most of girls have issues with stalkers, ex's , nut jobs , sad cunts, and some times thay have to lay low but still have to earn, nothing in this hobby is as it often looks from the out side, if a girl asks for me not to leave f b for her safety, I'm well aware it could be my safety being put at risk if I ignore, ask no questions, punt and discreetly melt away . Safety first.

so she intimidated you into not reviewing her.

[np500]

No, just wanted nothing to do with other people's dodgy situations , in and out, did't want to get cought up in something that was nothing to do with me.

[scutty brown]

Only just catching up ,I've seen her twice in 3sums with scarlettjo , can not question this s p on  any count , that I am away of , There will be gaps in her profile etc, I couldn't do a review as she had reasons for me not to, f b was o k but no detail, we have to remember most of girls have issues with stalkers, ex's , nut jobs , sad cunts, and some times thay have to lay low but still have to earn, nothing in this hobby is as it often looks from the out side, if a girl asks for me not to leave f b for her safety, I'm well aware it could be my safety being put at risk if I ignore, ask no questions, punt and discreetly melt away . Safety first.

WTF?
Does she know your identity? Is she making direct threats to you?
Exactly what are you being threatened with?

[SeekingtheTruth]

Well that's an alarming turn of events Red. Hopefully there is nothing can be used against you out there.