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Offline CoolTiger

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This woman offers Bareback Sex, but NOT if you are between 21 and 24  :dash:

If you're aged between 21 and 24, you MUST wear a condom.
Presumably she feels sorry for them and doesn't wish to pass on any nasties to them  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Found this from a different thread in this forum... thanks to UnrealisticExpectations:

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Q. Can i buy your used condoms please?    
A. NOWAY... I WILL NOT SEND, SELL, OR GIVE ANY USED CONDOMS TO ANYONE... DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ANY1 WOULD WANT TO BUY SOMEONE ELSES CUM FILLED CONDOMS FOR ANYWAY? ONLY REASON I SEE ANY1 ASKING FOR THEM IS TO POSSIBLY HURT SOMEONE AND THEN USE THE CONDOM TO FRAME A INNOCENT CLIENT OF MINE I WILL NOT ASSIST THIS IN ANY WAY SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK THANK YOU!

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Found this from a different thread in this forum... thanks to UnrealisticExpectations:

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Q. Can i buy your used condoms please?    
A. NOWAY... I WILL NOT SEND, SELL, OR GIVE ANY USED CONDOMS TO ANYONE... DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ANY1 WOULD WANT TO BUY SOMEONE ELSES CUM FILLED CONDOMS FOR ANYWAY? ONLY REASON I SEE ANY1 ASKING FOR THEM IS TO POSSIBLY HURT SOMEONE AND THEN USE THE CONDOM TO FRAME A INNOCENT CLIENT OF MINE I WILL NOT ASSIST THIS IN ANY WAY SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK THANK YOU!

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Thanks to stealthshagger for the following profile. It's from a thread on BB..

"BAREBACK IS DOUBLE MY NORMAL RATE FOR THE BOOKING. THATS RIGHT DOUBLE AND I DO NOT BARTER"


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Thanks to stealthshagger for the following profile. It's from a thread on BB..

"BAREBACK IS DOUBLE MY NORMAL RATE FOR THE BOOKING. THATS RIGHT DOUBLE AND I DO NOT BARTER"


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But at least it is upfront and avoidable.

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But at least it is upfront and avoidable.


I once booked her for outcall to hotel confirm booking at 2.pm for 10 pm  30 mins before Appointment cancelled .

At that time she was not Offering BB.

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But at least it is upfront and avoidable.

That's the point.

I think it's better if it's not driven underground. Then you can make an informed choice. I can't say I'm a valid sample, but I think the incidence of BB being offered is rising. Not disproportionate to the increase in EE's, but I'm not saying they are entirely to blame. It could be to do with more competition.

And another one....

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Q. Do we have to use condoms ?
A. No of course we don't lol Who wants to shag with a rubber on, ruining sex is an understatement. I am on the pill so all covered there :)

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Q. Do you have a maximum age ?   A. Sorry but I won't see any guys over the 48

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And another one....

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Q. Do we have to use condoms ?
A. No of course we don't lol Who wants to shag with a rubber on, ruining sex is an understatement. I am on the pill so all covered there :)

Also had this:
Q. Do you have a maximum age ?   A. Sorry but I won't see any guys over the 48

Weird weird girl

Yep odd one that, looks like a real profile and quite well put together but my gut screams out warning,warning. Maybe it is just the BB thing.  :unknown:

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And another one....

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Q. Do we have to use condoms ?
A. No of course we don't lol Who wants to shag with a rubber on, ruining sex is an understatement. I am on the pill so all covered there :)

Also had this:
Q. Do you have a maximum age ?   A. Sorry but I won't see any guys over the 48

Weird weird girl

it also say's white 100% british, more like 100% stupid, goes to show the type of silly cunts this country is producing,know fuck all about sexual heath.

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Hmmm as a wg myself I flatly refuse to do bb, money cant protect you from stds or stis. Even if the client looks clean,  you cant guarantee that they are free of std's :/ if other girls want to risk their sexual health its up to them.  Ive turned down plenty of customers because they want bb and arent happy wrapping up. I wouldn't even consider it if someone had paperwork to 'prove' they had nothing...it isnt a guarantee they havent been bb with someone since tthose tests were done.  In my opinion its protecting myself and my customers from risks that can be avoided :)

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Hmmm as a wg myself I flatly refuse to do bb, money cant protect you from stds or stis. Even if the client looks clean,  you cant guarantee that they are free of std's :/ if other girls want to risk their sexual health its up to them.  Ive turned down plenty of customers because they want bb and arent happy wrapping up. I wouldn't even consider it if someone had paperwork to 'prove' they had nothing...it isnt a guarantee they havent been bb with someone since tthose tests were done.  In my opinion its protecting myself and my customers from risks that can be avoided :)

true its not fair on both parties, if customers and Wgs bb than they should stick to each other and stop trying to infect those of us who choose not too, judging things i would say there are enough british and foreign girls who provide bb and there seems to be enough customers who like bb to keep each side happy.

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Lance Vance brought this one up in a different thread....

Q. if im having bareback how do i know your safe?
   
A. the reason bareback is double with me is because, unlike many girls on here, i will have bb sex with someone then get checked out and untill i know im clean i wont do bb with anyone else and risk their health and mine


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didn't notice that, another troll, thanks for pointing it out CT

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Q. Can we do bareback    

A. Yeah course!! Anyone with one million pounds can gladly do it BB!! Haha..joking. ..no Bareback .. i offer protected pleasure only :)

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Q. Can we do bareback    

A. Yeah course!! Anyone with one million pounds can gladly do it BB!! Haha..joking. ..no Bareback .. i offer protected pleasure only :)

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may be she would if some one showed her the money. :unknown:

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may be she would if some one showed her the money. :unknown:

I am willing to bet she would do it for a lot less than a million quid  :D

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I am willing to bet she would do it for a lot less than a million quid  :D

 :D i'm sure some are much cheaper by all accounts.

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Q. Do you offer bareback sex?    

A. Anyone that asks me this is surely gunning for a career as a comedian. Bareback is madness, and something I won't ever offer. Mention of bareback would leave me to believe a client has poor sexual health and I would terminate the booking.


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I'm betting most if not all girls would do it for the right amount of cash.lets face it they can have a lot of days off with a million pounds

vorian

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I'm betting most if not all girls would do it for the right amount of cash.lets face it they can have a lot of days off with a million pounds

Of course they would, no doubt at all, bet there is not much if anything anyone would not do, for the chance of getting a LOT of money

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and she's apparently pregnant, lovely.

She has lost an alarming amount of weight between here:

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for someone who is pregnant.    :scare:

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Q. Will you have unprotected sex/do BB?    

A. NO! Everyone should know the risks of having unprotected sex these days. I am a 'safety' lady and would not want to risk my health or someone else's even though I get a FULL sexual screening every 3 months (instead of the recommended 6 months), at Stockport's Sexual Health Clinic plus I've also have the Hep B vaccination. However I do understand that to some guys the sight of a condom can have an uncontrolable affect and I DO sympathise with you, but it's better to be safe than sorry isn't it? I have also had a full hysterectomy in 2006 so I cannot get pregnant if the worse happens.

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Q. DO YOU DO BAREBACK   A. DO NOT INSULT ME BY EVEN ASKING THE ANSWER IS A VERY DEFINATE NO I DONT CARE IF YOUR JESUS THE ANSWER IS THE SAME

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Q. Do you do bareback?    

A. NO. I like to stay healthy and clean in my profession. You can catch Chancroid, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV), Genital Warts, Gonorrhea
Hepatitis B, Herpes, HIV & AIDS, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), Intestinal Parasites, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Pubic Lice (Crabs), Scabies, Syphilis and Trichomoniasis (Trich)from being DUMB and not using protection. WORKING WOMEN WHO DO BAREBACK MAY DO IT OUT OF DESPERATION (e.g. drug addiction) OR LACK OF EDUCATION.

If you want to play STD or STI Russian Roulette and run the risk of catching e.g. HIV that's your choice. If you want to spend the rest of your life on 16 tablets a day, no unprotected sex (unless you want to be prosecuted for passing on HIV to another person!) and shorten your life span then go ahead! If a working girl does bareback with you, how many others is she doing bareback with?

Women who work in massage parlours can potentially sleep with 10 - 15 clients a day. That is the reality of this game. If someone else has put their penis inside there and ejaculated and then you do....especially anal, where the lining of the anus is much thinner and more susceptible to tearing and catching the virus.

THINK ABOUT IT! HIV is on the rise particularly among HETEROSEXUAL people and unsurprisingly in the Eastern European countries. Many of the working women from these countries do not have the same access to sexual health information that us British people are lucky to have. It costs a weeks wages to afford a packet of condoms in Russia. CONDOMS WERE MADE FOR A REASON. RESPECT YOURSELF, PROTECT YOURSELF!!!!

Once some idiot offered me £250 to have bareback sex. What would you rather have £250 or HIV? I say this to look after my health just as much as yours. A close friend of mine is HIV positive and I have to see him live with the condition on a day to day basis. He has constant health problems, is in and out of hospital and on a lot of medication.

If a man asks for bareback he does not respect you...and ladies it is never worth it either, especially if you do not know the person...no matter how much money they offer.

I recently saw a documentary about brothels in the UK. One of the women who was working in a brothel, who was here illegally and was doing bareback with lots of clients. After a while she started getting rashes on her vagina, burning sensations when she went to the toilet, blood in her urine and flu like symptoms. She was too scared to go to the clinic to get help...all for an extra £20 a go for bareback...poor woman.

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Who read right to the end?

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I can't do bareback even if I wanted to due to the toxicity of my sour cream. My seed is so toxic the last bird I filled up ended up with a fanny that looked like John Hurts gut in Alien

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Q. Do you do bareback?    

A. NO. I like to stay healthy and clean in my profession. You can catch Chancroid, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV), Genital Warts, Gonorrhea etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

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Who read right to the end?

Not me... and I bet none of the barebackers did either. Most likely they stopped at No; if they bothered to read that long winded profile at all. Nice looking arse though.


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Q. Can I fuck you bareback?? I have a certificate.    

A. Yes of course you can for an extra million pounds and don't forget to bring your make believe not worth the paper its written on certificate!!!! Jokers!!!! X x

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Q. Can I fuck you bareback?? I have a certificate.    

A. Yes of course you can for an extra million pounds and don't forget to bring your make believe not worth the paper its written on certificate!!!! Jokers!!!! X x

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This one can also throw in free valuable advice in sexual health

Q. Do you offer unsafe sex???    

A. All sex that takes place is with a condom. I always carry a wide selection of condoms so NO condom NO sex...... I can also offer FREE valuable advice in sexual health.

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This one can also throw in free valuable advice in sexual health

Q. Do you offer unsafe sex???    

A. All sex that takes place is with a condom. I always carry a wide selection of condoms so NO condom NO sex...... I can also offer FREE valuable advice in sexual health.

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Would that advice be given before or after you fuck her.  :unknown:

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Would that advice be given before or after you fuck her.  :unknown:

Possibly during  :scare:, vorian.

Her minimum appointment is a 2-hour Outcall; and to judge from the "Warning", on her Profile, she's a verbose WG! ;)

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Possibly during  :scare:, vorian.

Her minimum appointment is a 2-hour Outcall; and to judge from the "Warning", on her Profile, she's a verbose WG! ;)

Verbose indeed! I liked her warning bit:

WARNING: By viewing this profile you are agreeing to be bound by the terms of this agreement. All photographs and text appearing in the Busty-Amazon profile are the exclusive property of Busty-Amazon (except where stated otherwise) and are protected under international copyright treaties. They are made available for your personal viewing enjoyment and pleasure only. No images are within the Public Domain. The photographs may not be copied, reproduced, redistributed, manipulated, projected, used or altered in any way without the prior express written permission of Busty-Amazon and payment of a fee or arrangement thereof. Permission is explicitly denied for any republication, onward posting or any other means of dissemination, electronic or otherwise there of, of text or photographs or any other media from this profile without the prior express written consent of the author, Busty-Amazon. This includes publishing in print and on the Internet or any other medium, physical or non physical for commercial or non-commercial purposes, harassment or such like. All rights reserved.


Like anyone is going to take  blind bit of notice of that. It's like the small print in insurance application forms I can't get past the first line before wanting to chew my arm off :D


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Q. Do you offer bareback?   
A. Please 'DO NOT' ever ask this question, as a smack in the mouth often offends!

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Her normal rate is £250ph. For BB, it is twice that rate. Apprarently it is all to do with French Cars!!

Q. Why are you so expensive    

A. I ask for the fees that I know I am worth. How many girls on here are
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USE THERE OWN PHOTOS
DO THE THINGS ON THEIR ENJOYS LIST

You do get what you pay for. There are girls on here who think they are citroens and ask Citroen money

I am an Aston Martin and ask Aston Martin money. If you wish not to pay it then please carry on looking and have fun.

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Q. Will you do bareback   A. Protected is the preferred way but ask who knows what the answer will be that day x

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Q. Do u offer bareback? I have a certificate!!    

A. Yes sure for a million pounds NOT a penny less. And guys your certificates are about as much use as my old gymnastics and swimming ones from school. We are not in this business because we are thick gentlemen....far from it. X x

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Q. Do you offer unprotected sex ?    

A. Funnily enough I like my life. If you ask for BB I will not meet with you and your number will be blacklisted. If you ask for this during our meet it will fast become very uncomfortable for both of us. I take both my health and the people that I come in to contact with very seriously. I attend the local gum clinic at least once every 6 weeks.

Q. Do you have regular STI check ups ?    

A. Yes, at least every six weeks. The last dated the 13th May 2013 was all clear. I have never tested positive for any STI. I never have unprotected sex either whilst escorting or in my personal life. I have had Hep B injections to prevent myself from contracting that.

She's NEVER had BB sex in her life. Her more recent profile was only created a few days ago...
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Q. Do you offer unprotected sex ?    

A. Funnily enough I like my life. If you ask for BB I will not meet with you and your number will be blacklisted. If you ask for this during our meet it will fast become very uncomfortable for both of us. I take both my health and the people that I come in to contact with very seriously. I attend the local gum clinic at least once every 6 weeks.

Q. Do you have regular STI check ups ?    

A. Yes, at least every six weeks. The last dated the 13th May 2013 was all clear. I have never tested positive for any STI. I never have unprotected sex either whilst escorting or in my personal life. I have had Hep B injections to prevent myself from contracting that.

She's NEVER had BB sex in her life. Her more recent profile was only created a few days ago...
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Odd, May 2013 is a bit more than six weeks ago. A for effort,  F for attention to detail.

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Odd, May 2013 is a bit more than six weeks ago. A for effort,  F for attention to detail.

Agreed. She's simply copied and pasted from her previous profile, without thinking at all.

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Agreed. She's simply copied and pasted from her previous profile, without thinking at all.

Other than that lazy error not a bad profile overall. :unknown:

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Thanks to Roodboy867

Q. Do you do bareback? I will pay extra?    

A. Dont be a twat ....

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Q. Any chance of bareback for an additional fee?    

A. No, never and that really means no. I may be a complete slag but please don't think for a minute that means that I ever do bare back.

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Like seriously wtf. who is she trying to fool. her actual answers make little sense and she goes around in circles explaining a very simple yes and no question. 

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Q. Do you offer bareback ?    

A. In one word NO !!! End of story.


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Frequently Asked Questions...

Funny one  :lol:

 Q. Bareback ... some of your private pictures show you having bare back sex    A. Don't be silly! The pictures of me having bare back sex are with Mr Jones my husband, nobody else gets that privilege ... unless of course you have a bulging wallet, a second home in the tropics (or the ability to buy one!) are prepared to undergo a sexual heath test, pay my divorce fees, give Mr Jones a substantial pay out, marry me and be able to keep us both in a manor we can quickly become accustomed to!

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Q. Are you doing bareback?    A. Yes more than happy to do bareback with clean and respectful guys. Obviously, this is at my discretion.

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Decisive one:

Q. Do you do bareback?    A. Dont even ask, I will not see you if you do.

Also, I am aware of the existence of bareback pushers, if you ever consider doing it, you should know I will take actions against you. So dont try to remove the condom during sex, you will pay dearly. Take it as an friendly advice.

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Clear one:

Q. Do you do bareback sex?    A. I do oral without, but you MUST wear a condom for penetration.

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sensible one:

Q. bareback NO NO NO    A. no,no,no, i want to stay clean, and want to be clean for all the other people i meet, any one ask for bareback will be blocked

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