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Author Topic: Bizzare/Stupid/Ignorant/Funny Replies for Offering and NOT Offering Bareback Sex  (Read 52385 times)

Offline punk




barebacker:

Q. Are you doing bareback?    A. Yes more than happy to do bareback with clean and respectful guys. Obviously, this is at my discretion.

https://www.adultwork.com/2617407



her pussy looks diseased  :vomit:


her pussy looks diseased  :vomit:
https://www.adultwork.com/2617407
Is your middle name Rolf?

I think she looks charming, nice dimpled smile on her face.

Offline punk

https://www.adultwork.com/2617407
Is your middle name Rolf?

I think she looks charming, nice dimpled smile on her face.

you would  :hi:



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Offline CoolTiger

Q. Are you clean/tested?    

A. In 2014 alone I have had no less than 11 documented clear sexual health certs.
The question we should be asking - are YOU?

https://www.adultwork.com/2745856 or https://www.adultwork.com/ARAB%2EBEAUTY%2ELAYLA


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Bareback is checked in her list of enjoys.

But she writes 'Always use protection don't even ask to use without my safety is just as important as urs.' [Her spelling and punctuation].

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2736414 or https://www.adultwork.com/silvershannon

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2771390 or https://www.adultwork.com/princess+barbiie

she writes that she won't do anything without protection, but lists bareback in her enjoys list but, wait for it

mother and daughter by prior arrangement! Any takers?


Reddish is near Stockport I think.

Bareback is checked in her list of enjoys.

But she writes 'Always use protection don't even ask to use without my safety is just as important as urs.' [Her spelling and punctuation].

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2736414 or https://www.adultwork.com/silvershannon

she has changed the wording of her profile, lists bareback in her enjoys and no mention in the main text. Maybe we have influence.

Offline CoolTiger

Q. Do you offer 'bareback' sex?    

A. Not generally no. The ONLY way I would consider this is if you are willing to comply with the standard health screening requirements as practiced by all performers in the adult film industry. I would therefore require you to provide an original full STD screening certificate (photocopies are NOT acceptable) dated no more than 28 days prior to the booking date along with corresponding photo' ID. If you do have full certification (as do I) and I agree to offer it (at my dicretion having met you) there is an additional charge of £100 per appointment. Please note that certification from on-line clinics are NOT acceptable, as their screening is not comprehensive to include all STDs.

https://www.adultwork.com/1489289 or https://www.adultwork.com/MistressNymph


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Offline CoolTiger

Don't you dare use Viagra and then come and see me...

Q. do i ilke viagra ??    

A. no i wont sensual real sex not fabricated im not a piece off meat to use and abuse treat me with respect dont try and abuse my body i love sex but want it to be real not false and if you cant cum then its obvious and i want us to enjoy the sex together !!

https://www.adultwork.com/2465864 or https://www.adultwork.com/Squirting%5Fsensationx

Offline akauya

Don't you dare use Viagra and then come and see me...

Q. do i ilke viagra ??    

A. no i wont sensual real sex not fabricated im not a piece off meat to use and abuse treat me with respect dont try and abuse my body i love sex but want it to be real not false and if you cant cum then its obvious and i want us to enjoy the sex together !!

https://www.adultwork.com/2465864 or https://www.adultwork.com/Squirting%5Fsensationx

Just looked at her profile and made me laugh... just look at this gem:

Q. my nationality    A. I'm genuine english /scottish girl well spoken , classy , clean what you see is exactly what you get no fake profiles no poor english or nasty surprises or services . For genuine gents only real BRITISH MINX XXX

"no poor english" she says  :lol:


Offline CoolTiger

Q. Will You Do Bareback    
A. Not unless you are clean & tested & have the paperwork & a driving licence & passport to prove it's your paperwork

https://www.adultwork.com/2774237 or https://www.adultwork.com/Charlie+B+X





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Offline punk

Q. Will You Do Bareback    
A. Not unless you are clean & tested & have the paperwork & a driving licence & passport to prove it's your paperwork

https://www.adultwork.com/2774237 or https://www.adultwork.com/Charlie+B+X

And she's English  :rolleyes:


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Offline CoolTiger

Q. Will You Do Bareback    
A. Not unless you are clean & tested & have the paperwork & a driving licence & passport to prove it's your paperwork

https://www.adultwork.com/2774237 or https://www.adultwork.com/Charlie+B+X

And she's English  :rolleyes:

Even if I fancied it, would prefer to call myself CT, rather than give her my real name and x2 highly-sought-after ID documents  :scare:


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Offline punk

Even if I fancied it, would prefer to call myself CT, rather than give her my real name and x2 highly-sought-after ID documents  :scare:

or your be lining yourself up for identity thief?

https://www.adultwork.com/2225080 or https://www.adultwork.com/Hornygirl%5F1991

Hornygirl1991 aka SamanthaRose

Q Do you do bareback? A No. Never.

Q You have bareback pictures in your private gallery? A all my content is done with someone who I trust ;)

Offline CoolTiger

Q. LARA-J IF I CALL YOU AT 2.30 AM ON A SUNDAY WHEN THEY TURN THE CLOCKS BACK DO I GET A EXTRA HOUR?    

A. NO. LMFAO GOOD TRY SMARTY PANTS :)))) XX


https://www.adultwork.com/2856496 or https://www.adultwork.com/lara%2Dj



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Offline bettyk

Dr spanks all im hearing is blaa blaa blaa just hang on girls nothing in this world is free thats y you r all selling your fannys for money bb or not  ive worked with him see him regular and had him splash his own cash on me wen he meets girls he gives them the opportunity to expand he meets u puts u up and advitises u on his site where alot of men visit so goin from a few fone calls on ya own to having to turn people away due to to much intrintrest yer dr spanks would love to have a go and yes he lovesbb but y would he spend all his time doin somthin for nothing and for all the girls sayin he skanks ya cred i have never had that done to me but then ive never tryed to cause shit

Offline punk

Dr spanks all im hearing is blaa blaa blaa just hang on girls nothing in this world is free thats y you r all selling your fannys for money bb or not  ive worked with him see him regular and had him splash his own cash on me wen he meets girls he gives them the opportunity to expand he meets u puts u up and advitises u on his site where alot of men visit so goin from a few fone calls on ya own to having to turn people away due to to much intrintrest yer dr spanks would love to have a go and yes he lovesbb but y would he spend all his time doin somthin for nothing and for all the girls sayin he skanks ya cred i have never had that done to me but then ive never tryed to cause shit

say that in english.

Q. Will you go Bareback   
A. Not as long as you have a hole in your ass boys, when that heals up and hell freezes over I may just consider it for longer than half a second before telling you no and hitting the BLOCK Button, I hope this answer helps you

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2779818 or https://www.adultwork.com/Jessy65

Offline Ipunter

Q. Will you go Bareback   
A. Not as long as you have a hole in your ass boys, when that heals up and hell freezes over I may just consider it for longer than half a second before telling you no and hitting the BLOCK Button, I hope this answer helps you

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2779818 or https://www.adultwork.com/Jessy65

I may just ask her for bb so she blocks me and I never have to see that profile again lol

Offline Sonny Crockett

Very silly for these girls to advertise bareback and then mention all sorts of craps stipulations...... Well, then they shouldn't offer it then!!!!!!!
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Shuggy68

I may just ask her for bb so she blocks me and I never have to see that profile again lol

Run, runs as fast as you can, get away from here....

Offline English Annabelle

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Q. Will you go Bareback   
A. Not as long as you have a hole in your ass boys, when that heals up and hell freezes over I may just consider it for longer than half a second before telling you no and hitting the BLOCK Button, I hope this answer helps you

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2779818 or https://www.adultwork.com/Jessy65

 :lol: These replies have got me in stitches, I think its possibly the one question that actually knocks WG sick to the stomach


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