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Author Topic: Bizzare/Stupid/Ignorant/Funny Replies for Offering and NOT Offering Bareback Sex  (Read 52296 times)

Offline CoolTiger

Q. Do you do bareback?    

A. NO. I like to stay healthy and clean in my profession. You can catch Chancroid, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV), Genital Warts, Gonorrhea
Hepatitis B, Herpes, HIV & AIDS, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), Intestinal Parasites, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Pubic Lice (Crabs), Scabies, Syphilis and Trichomoniasis (Trich)from being DUMB and not using protection. WORKING WOMEN WHO DO BAREBACK MAY DO IT OUT OF DESPERATION (e.g. drug addiction) OR LACK OF EDUCATION.

If you want to play STD or STI Russian Roulette and run the risk of catching e.g. HIV that's your choice. If you want to spend the rest of your life on 16 tablets a day, no unprotected sex (unless you want to be prosecuted for passing on HIV to another person!) and shorten your life span then go ahead! If a working girl does bareback with you, how many others is she doing bareback with?

Women who work in massage parlours can potentially sleep with 10 - 15 clients a day. That is the reality of this game. If someone else has put their penis inside there and ejaculated and then you do....especially anal, where the lining of the anus is much thinner and more susceptible to tearing and catching the virus.

THINK ABOUT IT! HIV is on the rise particularly among HETEROSEXUAL people and unsurprisingly in the Eastern European countries. Many of the working women from these countries do not have the same access to sexual health information that us British people are lucky to have. It costs a weeks wages to afford a packet of condoms in Russia. CONDOMS WERE MADE FOR A REASON. RESPECT YOURSELF, PROTECT YOURSELF!!!!

Once some idiot offered me £250 to have bareback sex. What would you rather have £250 or HIV? I say this to look after my health just as much as yours. A close friend of mine is HIV positive and I have to see him live with the condition on a day to day basis. He has constant health problems, is in and out of hospital and on a lot of medication.

If a man asks for bareback he does not respect you...and ladies it is never worth it either, especially if you do not know the person...no matter how much money they offer.

I recently saw a documentary about brothels in the UK. One of the women who was working in a brothel, who was here illegally and was doing bareback with lots of clients. After a while she started getting rashes on her vagina, burning sensations when she went to the toilet, blood in her urine and flu like symptoms. She was too scared to go to the clinic to get help...all for an extra £20 a go for bareback...poor woman.

https://www.adultwork.com/1746255 or https://www.adultwork.com/Prettyporcelaindoll

Who read right to the end?


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Offline SirFrank

I can't do bareback even if I wanted to due to the toxicity of my sour cream. My seed is so toxic the last bird I filled up ended up with a fanny that looked like John Hurts gut in Alien
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline akauya

Q. Do you do bareback?    

A. NO. I like to stay healthy and clean in my profession. You can catch Chancroid, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV), Genital Warts, Gonorrhea etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

https://www.adultwork.com/1746255 or https://www.adultwork.com/Prettyporcelaindoll

Who read right to the end?

Not me... and I bet none of the barebackers did either. Most likely they stopped at No; if they bothered to read that long winded profile at all. Nice looking arse though.



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Offline CoolTiger

Q. Can I fuck you bareback?? I have a certificate.    

A. Yes of course you can for an extra million pounds and don't forget to bring your make believe not worth the paper its written on certificate!!!! Jokers!!!! X x

https://www.adultwork.com/2328940 or https://www.adultwork.com/XXNAUGHTYVICTORIAXX

Q. Can I fuck you bareback?? I have a certificate.    

A. Yes of course you can for an extra million pounds and don't forget to bring your make believe not worth the paper its written on certificate!!!! Jokers!!!! X x

https://www.adultwork.com/2328940 or https://www.adultwork.com/XXNAUGHTYVICTORIAXX

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Offline CoolTiger

This one can also throw in free valuable advice in sexual health

Q. Do you offer unsafe sex???    

A. All sex that takes place is with a condom. I always carry a wide selection of condoms so NO condom NO sex...... I can also offer FREE valuable advice in sexual health.

https://www.adultwork.com/389750 or https://www.adultwork.com/BUSTY%2DAMAZON

Offline vorian

This one can also throw in free valuable advice in sexual health

Q. Do you offer unsafe sex???    

A. All sex that takes place is with a condom. I always carry a wide selection of condoms so NO condom NO sex...... I can also offer FREE valuable advice in sexual health.

https://www.adultwork.com/389750 or https://www.adultwork.com/BUSTY%2DAMAZON

Would that advice be given before or after you fuck her.  :unknown:
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Would that advice be given before or after you fuck her.  :unknown:

Possibly during  :scare:, vorian.

Her minimum appointment is a 2-hour Outcall; and to judge from the "Warning", on her Profile, she's a verbose WG! ;)

Offline akauya

Possibly during  :scare:, vorian.

Her minimum appointment is a 2-hour Outcall; and to judge from the "Warning", on her Profile, she's a verbose WG! ;)

Verbose indeed! I liked her warning bit:

WARNING: By viewing this profile you are agreeing to be bound by the terms of this agreement. All photographs and text appearing in the Busty-Amazon profile are the exclusive property of Busty-Amazon (except where stated otherwise) and are protected under international copyright treaties. They are made available for your personal viewing enjoyment and pleasure only. No images are within the Public Domain. The photographs may not be copied, reproduced, redistributed, manipulated, projected, used or altered in any way without the prior express written permission of Busty-Amazon and payment of a fee or arrangement thereof. Permission is explicitly denied for any republication, onward posting or any other means of dissemination, electronic or otherwise there of, of text or photographs or any other media from this profile without the prior express written consent of the author, Busty-Amazon. This includes publishing in print and on the Internet or any other medium, physical or non physical for commercial or non-commercial purposes, harassment or such like. All rights reserved.


Like anyone is going to take  blind bit of notice of that. It's like the small print in insurance application forms I can't get past the first line before wanting to chew my arm off :D


Offline philboi

Q. Do you offer bareback?   
A. Please 'DO NOT' ever ask this question, as a smack in the mouth often offends!

https://www.adultwork.com/XxJezebelxX

Offline CoolTiger

Her normal rate is £250ph. For BB, it is twice that rate. Apprarently it is all to do with French Cars!!

Q. Why are you so expensive    

A. I ask for the fees that I know I am worth. How many girls on here are
ENGLISH
HONEST
USE THERE OWN PHOTOS
DO THE THINGS ON THEIR ENJOYS LIST

You do get what you pay for. There are girls on here who think they are citroens and ask Citroen money

I am an Aston Martin and ask Aston Martin money. If you wish not to pay it then please carry on looking and have fun.

https://www.adultwork.com/1190081 or https://www.adultwork.com/NAUGHTY+EMMA+XXX

Q. Will you do bareback   A. Protected is the preferred way but ask who knows what the answer will be that day x

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2386901 or https://www.adultwork.com/alyjay



Offline CoolTiger

Q. Do u offer bareback? I have a certificate!!    

A. Yes sure for a million pounds NOT a penny less. And guys your certificates are about as much use as my old gymnastics and swimming ones from school. We are not in this business because we are thick gentlemen....far from it. X x

https://www.adultwork.com/2390504 or https://www.adultwork.com/XXDIRTYGIRLXXX


Offline CoolTiger

Q. Do you offer unprotected sex ?    

A. Funnily enough I like my life. If you ask for BB I will not meet with you and your number will be blacklisted. If you ask for this during our meet it will fast become very uncomfortable for both of us. I take both my health and the people that I come in to contact with very seriously. I attend the local gum clinic at least once every 6 weeks.

Q. Do you have regular STI check ups ?    

A. Yes, at least every six weeks. The last dated the 13th May 2013 was all clear. I have never tested positive for any STI. I never have unprotected sex either whilst escorting or in my personal life. I have had Hep B injections to prevent myself from contracting that.

She's NEVER had BB sex in her life. Her more recent profile was only created a few days ago...
https://www.adultwork.com/2516441 or https://www.adultwork.com/%2DxHannahx%2D


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Offline vorian

Q. Do you offer unprotected sex ?    

A. Funnily enough I like my life. If you ask for BB I will not meet with you and your number will be blacklisted. If you ask for this during our meet it will fast become very uncomfortable for both of us. I take both my health and the people that I come in to contact with very seriously. I attend the local gum clinic at least once every 6 weeks.

Q. Do you have regular STI check ups ?    

A. Yes, at least every six weeks. The last dated the 13th May 2013 was all clear. I have never tested positive for any STI. I never have unprotected sex either whilst escorting or in my personal life. I have had Hep B injections to prevent myself from contracting that.

She's NEVER had BB sex in her life. Her more recent profile was only created a few days ago...
https://www.adultwork.com/2516441 or https://www.adultwork.com/%2DxHannahx%2D

Odd, May 2013 is a bit more than six weeks ago. A for effort,  F for attention to detail.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account


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Offline CoolTiger

Odd, May 2013 is a bit more than six weeks ago. A for effort,  F for attention to detail.

Agreed. She's simply copied and pasted from her previous profile, without thinking at all.

Offline vorian

Agreed. She's simply copied and pasted from her previous profile, without thinking at all.

Other than that lazy error not a bad profile overall. :unknown:
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline CoolTiger

Thanks to Roodboy867

Q. Do you do bareback? I will pay extra?    

A. Dont be a twat ....

https://www.adultwork.com/41872 or https://www.adultwork.com/Abbie48JJ
« Last Edit: July 25, 2014, 01:14:04 PM by CoolTiger »


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Offline CoolTiger

Q. Any chance of bareback for an additional fee?    

A. No, never and that really means no. I may be a complete slag but please don't think for a minute that means that I ever do bare back.

https://www.adultwork.com/677901 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sweet+sexy+milf


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Offline Turtle1

Like seriously wtf. who is she trying to fool. her actual answers make little sense and she goes around in circles explaining a very simple yes and no question. 



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Offline Johny Stone

Frequently Asked Questions...

Funny one  :lol:

 Q. Bareback ... some of your private pictures show you having bare back sex    A. Don't be silly! The pictures of me having bare back sex are with Mr Jones my husband, nobody else gets that privilege ... unless of course you have a bulging wallet, a second home in the tropics (or the ability to buy one!) are prepared to undergo a sexual heath test, pay my divorce fees, give Mr Jones a substantial pay out, marry me and be able to keep us both in a manor we can quickly become accustomed to!

https://www.adultwork.com/680531


barebacker:

Q. Are you doing bareback?    A. Yes more than happy to do bareback with clean and respectful guys. Obviously, this is at my discretion.

https://www.adultwork.com/2617407


Decisive one:

Q. Do you do bareback?    A. Dont even ask, I will not see you if you do.

Also, I am aware of the existence of bareback pushers, if you ever consider doing it, you should know I will take actions against you. So dont try to remove the condom during sex, you will pay dearly. Take it as an friendly advice.

https://www.adultwork.com/2059888


Clear one:

Q. Do you do bareback sex?    A. I do oral without, but you MUST wear a condom for penetration.

https://www.adultwork.com/216851


sensible one:

Q. bareback NO NO NO    A. no,no,no, i want to stay clean, and want to be clean for all the other people i meet, any one ask for bareback will be blocked

https://www.adultwork.com/1699512



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