Author Topic: BRITISH BLONDE1 - Birmingham B16  (Read 5054 times)


2 review(s) for ENGLISH LOVELY  (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Kendrig]
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Ming

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Another catch up review from around 10 days ago.

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She has been reviewed before, with a neutral, due to the punter only choosing a 30 min punt and being refused a second pop, so I thought she might be worth a try.

Comms: Phoned and confirmed that in a 45 min appointment all "likes" were available, including anal, all good so booking arranged.

Venue: Small apartment complex in a nice residential turning.

The young woman: The pictures are accurate to a point, they don't show her face which is a little strange, she has something wrong with her mouth, the lips are very thick and one side of her mouth is fixed and does not move, a bit strange... Also her tits are starting to flop and move south, not terrible but she is clearly older than the stated 23, I would say nearer 33.

The meet: She leaves the entry door downstairs open and I go up to the flat. Greeted at the door with her wearing a nice one piece red lingerie set, I hesitate for a moment as her look as described above causes me to pause, but she is friendly and OK in most respects so I proceed.

Into the room and she asks how long? I confirm all services including A levels, she agrees so I hand over £100 for 45 mins. She goes to stash, can hear her talking to a male... and am naked by the time she returns.

Goes downhill from there, no kissing, 1 minute of OWO, she is so skilled in sly tactics she snaps on a condom while in 69, it was clearly already prepared and I had no notion of it being applied until it literally snapped round my cock. Not happy.....

She asks what position, so I go for doggy, she applies loads of lube and I slide in, quite slack so after a few mins I ask for anal, "oh you might be too big" (here we go...) however, we try, I can see her sphincter clenching tight as I am trying to enter, she has this down to a fine art and I can't get in  :mad:

Go back to fucking, think of one of my better punts and can feel the sap rising, so pull out for a facial finish, "no hun, I have another client in after you" WTF  :mad: I have been there 20 mins, had confirmed beforehand ALL her likes were available if I booked 45 mins and she is making anal impossible and no facial....

Eventually I spunk over her slightly floppy tits, clean up and get out, look at my watch, 30 mins have elapsed.

This woman is not as described, is skilled at bullshit, limits services.

One to avoid.

She regularly takes her pictures down from her profile, so I am adding one here for posterity.

Ming  :hi:



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Offline peterp12221

Cheers for the review ming  :hi: , three negative reviews in a row for you, been on a unlucky streak ? :lol:

Offline Juankerr

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Sorry to hear this, thanks for the review Ming  :hi:

Very timely post as I was considering her for tomorrow, obviously won't bother now.

Better Luck next time out.

Offline BillyBackDoor

Tried to contact this girl a few weeks ago.  She didn't respond or answer her phone even though available today was lit.

Seems my cock has a guardian angel.

Thanks for the review Ming. Another one off the list.  :hi:

Offline BillyBackDoor

Bloody hell that was fast.  Rebranded herself already.

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Muffdiver39

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This is a terrible shame as I really fancied a blast on her

Offline Pablo02

Sorry to hear that Ming.
Was on my potential shag list however not showing her face was the reason for a potential.
Is she English though?

Offline mike61

Your Loss is our gain Ming.
I was booked in twice with her but had to cancel with notice both times. Was about to book her this week as seen she had the green light on but will avoid at all cosst. We know they are in the background, but dont like to here pimp moving about.
Thanks for the heads up.
M :scare:

Ming

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Glad to be of assistance gents. It's a small consolation saving some others a shite punt and wedge...

She clearly keeps an eye on this forum to change her name so rapidly after my review went up and, now her pictures have been removed too, though she does this regularly for some reason.

Yes, she was English.

Ming  :hi:

Offline curry

I am reasonably sure this is the same girl i saw a while ago she returns many times with diff profiles.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=30298.0

Offline Dylanbob

Back when she did £40 for 15 mins she was good value. Not so sure anymore

Ming

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Back when she did £40 for 15 mins she was good value. Not so sure anymore

Not value at any price with the poor services I got..

Ming  :hi:


Offline Kendrig

Now has a new profile

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Ming  :hi:
Ming can you index the lass with the new aw profile, or does that add to her review count?
Will post the review for Karla GFE we previously mentioned in the EM section

Ming

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Ming can you index the lass with the new aw profile, or does that add to her review count?
Will post the review for Karla GFE we previously mentioned in the EM section

I think by posting on a review of her it will automatically show, so anyone looking at the new profile will pull up this thread, is that what you mean?

Look forward to the review.

Ming  :hi:

mrgough

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Have to agree with this I'm afraid, shit punt, horrid accent too

Offline slimdude1

Sorry to hear that OP, I had a similar experience. Its really weird, it's like she's in hardcore workmode and wants to rush everything to fit in as much clients as possible