Nice Andrea, Glasgow

[Poopster]

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I've had some shitey punts but this one is up there with the worst.

Can't even be arsed going into the nitty gritty, but if you want a shite shag in a fucking dump from a ropey old boot with a pot belly, Nice Andrea is your girl.

OWO wasn't bad but she just wanted to get the rubber on, climb on top and shut her eyes.  After a minute or so I felt the wee lad giving up the ghost so I put my hands on her waist and pumped her up and down like fuck so I could get my clothes on and get the hell out of there.  Zero connection and total lack of effort in creating a sensual atmosphere. Stank of smoke too.

Will not be back in a million years.

[Happyjose]

I hate these fluffy reviews

[DickDiver]

Sounds like she should change her name to Shite Andrea.

[Jock D]

I think I mentioned this before on a thread about her...a long time ago...I was doing her doggy style and decided...I don't know why...because I'd never done it before or since I might add...to stick my finger up her arse...big mistake...the initial traumatisation was bad enough...but hours later I was still scrubbing said finger to the bone to get rid of the last remnants of the stench

[guns]

 
She looks and sounds disgusting. Not going near that.

[timmy1]

I usually see her if all else fails as she lives near me and 40 quid a shot with anal is great vfm, she seems to be the type of women who likes you to be in control, i just tell her straight up what i want and so far shes never said no, if your looking for GFE i agree shes not the one, but if your into older women who take it up the A for a decent price with no quarrels shes worth a visit in my view

[Poopster]

Well let's have your review then instead of white-knighting her here.  I wasn't after a GFE, I wasn't after a PSE, I was after a decent punt and that lazy hoor doesn't oblige.  The place is a shithole with fungus growing from the walls and my description of her is in my review. 

[Poopster]

On the plus side, I'd been considering hanging up my punting boots but can't leave the game on a note like this so I guess I'll have to try again.

[francobegbie]

On the plus side, I'd been considering hanging up my punting boots but can't leave the game on a note like this so I guess I'll have to try again.

That's the spirit big man! Onwards and upwards

[Happyjose]

I usually see her if all else fails as she lives near me and 40 quid a shot with anal is great vfm, she seems to be the type of women who likes you to be in control, i just tell her straight up what i want and so far shes never said no, if your looking for GFE i agree shes not the one, but if your into older women who take it up the A for a decent price with no quarrels shes worth a visit in my view

Of course she's never said no, she's thinking of her next visit to the street pharmacist while you're pumping away

Talk about low standards. Do you remember to wipe your feet on the way out?

[james1979]

How were the towels?