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Worst ride I've had in years.
Saw this one earlier today and it's a well known abode beside Drummond. Spanish from Madrid, she said.
Looks better in the pictures than the flesh. Comes across very inexperienced and speaks almost no English. Communication isn't usually a problem for me even though I only speak English. This one was not unfriendly but made little effort to talk or initiate anything.
Walked into the room and paid. Got undressed and had a shower. Not 2 minutes in the shower and she's banging on the door asking in broken English if everything's okay.
Went through to the bedroom which was nice in itself but there was a huge pile of unopened condoms on the bedside table and in the other corner a wastebasket full of used ones and tissues that looked like it hadn't been emptied in days. On top of that, the bed sheets were fucking manky. Covered in something halfway between pasta sauce and dried in shite.
Made no attempt to make me hard and pulled a rubber straight out and told me I'm small
. I think she meant soft
.
We were on the massage table and she sat on me and started furiously trying to wank me off. Wasn't finding her attractive as although she's young and slim, she has a lot of cellulite on her tits and arse. Good wee bullet nipples though. I managed to get hard and she put in a half hearted attempt at giving me head whilst trying to rip my head off. Asked her a couple of times to slow down but kept trying it. She then pulls off the rubber and tries to wank me even harder to which I have to remove her hand. I thought to myself I might as well get this over and done with. Got another rubber on and she mounted me. It was a bit awkward and after 30 seconds I asked to switch to doggy. She guided me in and we got under way. I'm average in the tallywhacker department so was rather surprised when so told me to slow down and go easy. We'd barely started. I'm trying to fuck her and she has a hold of the root of my cock and only letting the helmet penetrate. Ended up finishing myself off and was then offered a massage.
Thought I'd take her up on the massage to get some value but it was fucking laughable. Just crap. Her nails are razor sharp and she scratched me on the back and on the neck, plus behind my fucking ears. Barely half an hour gone and I decided to have a shower and get the fuck out of dodge. She may well have been up for a second "round" but I certainly wasn't.
All in all, a complete waste of money and time, and 2 condoms
.
Wouldn't even recommend her for a pump and dump. She could easily pass for Romanian but that would be a disservice to the Romanians I've boned (most of which have been fairly good).
Hopefully I'll have better luck at the weekend.
