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Oliver N I Lever

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BACKGROUND
OK, something to clear up here first. I booked this girl when I saw her Profile appear on Friday - turned up as agreed and Long Story Short, following a long wait and unexpected extras, I walked.
I gave feedback on AW and here, and she wasn't happy! That made 2 of us then.

We had some text exchange and I defended my actions saying she'd wasted my time and my parking cost. She offered to pay my parking! I said forget it, but if you'd just dropped the xtras, I'd have stayed and there'd have been no hassle. "Why didn't U say so at the time" she says.  Now I didn't specifically try that bargaining tactic, but I thought Id left the door open for her to offer .... Perhaps some misunderstanding and perhaps some detail lost in translation.

Then she texts me: Screenprint of her text attached, but basically offers all I'd originally expected/wanted

So, theres your answer SomeFun - I wasn't "asked nicely" to come back on here! But yes, she made a concession because Id been messed about.  There was no contract/agreement or condition on her "offer". I doubt she'll make a habit of this, and yes she charges Xtra for GFE &OWO! This review and my other postings are my choice.  If u think I'm her pimp/in her pocket or a "fluffy jerk" then feel free to ignore me!

REVIEW
Linda is a stunning young lady with a beautifully firm and well proportioned sz 8 body, pretty face and long blonde hair. Her pictures are totally accurate, and I would rank her looks and body as close to perfect! Definitely ticks my boxes. Her English is reasonable, and we had no communication issues (this time). We did have a full discussion about our last encounter, and I think "water under the bridge" is a fair summary.  She made a concession for me! I was pretty happy about this, and although I had agreed a half hour, once I knew this was no wind up, I paid her £140 for the hour.

She is currently in expensive flashy holiday apartments right in the town centre near the Tron. After the shower and the paperwork were sorted, she was lying in the bed waiting for me wearing a sweet white set of matching undies.

I got down beside her and got stuck straight into some DFK and long extended "girlfriend experience" type kissing. Jesus, she has such soft sweet lips, and despite being at least twice her age, I felt like she really meant every stroke. Tongues entwined, and she fully gave herself to me ...it doesn't get much more sensual than this! Plenty stroking, groping and sensual touching - intensely passionate.

She sat up and invited me to remove her Bra, then we got back into a long extended kiss, and jointly slid off her knix. This was true Teen Babe Seduction, and I could barely contain myself !!

I could have kissed her all day, she is so stunning, but with such a little treasure at my disposal, I was itching to get fully into what she had on offer. I played with her beautifully proportioned breasts for a while (mouth, and fingers) then moved down to the inevitable Holy Grail! 

Fuck! What a glorious  experience. I slowly licked and sucked her beautiful pussy which responded wonderfully. She moaned appreciatively, and I truly got the impression that she was starting to  enjoy the attention she was receiving.  She got wetter and swollen. I spent a lot of time playing with her with my tongue and lips -we moved from reverse spoons, to me on top then jnto 69 during this, and it must've been about 20 mins before I introduced the finger which really got her moving up a gear.   The seriously good bit was when i had her on her back, doubled over with both legs under my respective armpits, and my mouth and both hands working her. She was fine with gently deep fingering and was very wet. Her Oral technique by the way was excellent, with her lips and tongue on my foreskin, and her hands around my shaft and balls. This was heavenly!!

She told me she doesn't cum  easily, and that perseverance and patience are rewarded, and slowly over a long and sensual period, her body swelled and warmed to my attention going through various phases of responsiveness ranging from more appreciative moaning to thrusts and jerks leaving me wondering if I'd hurt her or she was ok? "Yes, don't stop!"

Ultimately I got her to where a Honey like this deserves to be taken, but a while after my continued attention eventually brought on some sensitivity, and she offered the condom for the next phase. Oh what a delight.

Well,  protection applied, and I was offered multiple options (how could I choose Doggy and look at the back of her neck when this Angel was gifting every sweet ounce of herself to me?) so we got face to face, and I kissed her like She was my first love as we screwed, with her legs spread, wrapped round my waist, held tightly together and a few other options besides,  we varied from slow & sensual  to fast and furious  !!!!! Oh my god, Linda is Hot, Horny,  and Sexy as Fuck. This was heaven. 

Not much time left, and off with the condom, and out comes the lube. Linda started wanking me off, then stroking my shaft with her other hand, then she sat on my face-I didnt get a second orgasm out of her, but she was back in that zone where I wasn't sure whether to free her or hold her down as she jerked involuntarily every now and then between pants and moans, but I messed all over my stomach just about bang on the hour, and had a quick  shower down before leaving.

Sexy Stunning Horny Committed, this dreamy little Angel surrendered herself to me, and gave it her all!!!!

I have no hesitation in recommending her, and I WILL REPEAT. Off to Glasgow shortly, I understand she'll be back - SO WILL I !

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Offline David1970

First she is shit, then you go back after giving her a negative review and now everything is coming up roses.

I know what makes roses grow, shit and these 2 reviews smell of shit.

It either a made up story, he's being blackmailed often the negative review or he is bi-polar.

Bottom line would not go near her, and would not trust a word he said.



Offline seeker

Shes a Greedy chancer  pure and simple  :thumbsdown:
I would Avoid.......
I doubt she would have offered anything
Were it not for your  negative review  on ukp :thumbsup:
None of the links work anyway .......
Good riddance.
Lets see if mz phoenix  rises out of these ashes  :D :D :D :D
« Last Edit: October 04, 2016, 07:29:58 pm by seeker »

Offline Courtney

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If u think I'm her pimp/in her pocket or a "fluffy jerk" then feel free to ignore me!
:dash:
...neither Oliver Twist, you (or u) seem like a nutcase. :wacko: :crazy: :crazy: :wacko:
A negative "then" a positive on the "same" girl...not sure if that is unprecedented. :unknown:


Offline henry brubaker

Long story short.

If that's the short version the long version would have broke the internet. Fuck reading that shite.

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I suspect this is Roger De Her reincarnated.

Offline Courtney

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I suspect this is Roger De Her reincarnated.

Yeah it does look somewhat similar to this:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=94169.msg1137124#msg1137124

.....same spasticated style of review. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

He's came back before...of course his stupid style wasn't hard to spot.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=96526.msg1159647#msg1159647

 :wacko: :crazy: :wacko: :crazy: