London massage shop mini reviews

[y101y]

Don't think Indian Tarah has had much mention, I can't find any mention that I made of her the several years back when she appeared and didn't impress.  WankingD or one of the other vocal regulars probably has dropped tuppence worth.  Could've sworn I said something in this thread.  Don't be confusing her with American Tara from prior, it ain't her.
GL if you try anyway.

I thought I saw a few mentions of Tara but maybe not as many as i thought.

Definitely not confusing her with American Tara. Would be wonderful if she came back! Think I saw someone mention she was working in Amsterdam’s RLD at some point. Would happily stop at her window anytime.

[Flithy Red]

Thanks - not my usual patch, but may have to go that way next week.

They sent me photos of 2 more pretty Chinese girls, they last until next Monday! Might try if I get time at the weekend

[juzz]

They sent me photos of 2 more pretty Chinese girls, they last until next Monday! Might try if I get time at the weekend

Thanks. But sadly it looks like I won't be going that way next week after all

Enjoy if you get to go back.

[gamebred]

Anyone can point out any east london shops that do fs??

[Saltnpepper]

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Has anybody seen this SP/Shop . She has a nice WhatsApp pic

Did some inquiry's turns out to be in a house in a nicer area usual run of the mill prices
1hr £50
30 mins £30
HE extra £30

Or B2B included 30 mins £60 or £90 for 1hr

Quite good, I'll defo be dropping in.

[Saltnpepper]

Had anybody got any info on Oasis in Anerley they've stated to advertise on viva

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[Darren101]

I googled their number from their VS profile and found a Google Business page with some Google reviews.  Some unhappy legit customers. Some good reviews also though. Maybe staff are more cheerful if there’s potetntial for extras!

So looking around a bit more…on another forum, HE was offered.  Chinese SPs probably.  May need to check it out as it’s quite local.

[Saltnpepper]

I googled their number from their VS profile and found a Google Business page with some Google reviews.  Some unhappy legit customers. Some good reviews also though. Maybe staff are more cheerful if there’s potetntial for extras!

So looking around a bit more…on another forum, HE was offered.  Chinese SPs probably.  May need to check it out as it’s quite local.

Yeah my thoughts exactly it's worth a visit just to feel it out

[Chanon]

Does anyone have any insight as to what’s happening at one of my favourite relaxation establishments - the Chinese massage in New Malden (behind the High Street)?

First I was told that the ladies who work there Monday (Lulu and Chloe) were no longer working there with immediate effect - and then that the place was going to closed for the rest of the week.

I do hope the place isn’t closing down as it was always a reliable venue for services other than simply a massage.  Nudge nudge, wink wink. However if anyone has any insight as to where some of the regular ladies may now be working (such as Chloe or Lulu) then that would be appreciated. Thanks!

[Muff licker]

This does rather contradict your last review of this place?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=408078.0

[lougb1]

This does rather contradict your last review of this place?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=408078.0

Ooh yes the negative BB attempt by the SP, maybe Chanon has put her back on his bucket list??

 

[Chanon]

Ooh yes the negative BB attempt by the SP, maybe Chanon has put her back on his bucket list??

 

Was able to find an accommodation with Lulu so that she doesn't try BB again, and indeed didn't progress FS, but her oral skills were exemplary. I didn't repost, as the same warning applied.

[PumpDump]

Does anyone have any insight as to what’s happening at one of my favourite relaxation establishments - the Chinese massage in New Malden (behind the High Street)?

First I was told that the ladies who work there Monday (Lulu and Chloe) were no longer working there with immediate effect - and then that the place was going to closed for the rest of the week.

I do hope the place isn’t closing down as it was always a reliable venue for services other than simply a massage.  Nudge nudge, wink wink. However if anyone has any insight as to where some of the regular ladies may now be working (such as Chloe or Lulu) then that would be appreciated. Thanks!

One of the girls told me they had some problems with immigration. Anyone who doesn't have a visa cannot work anymore. So I guess they will be short staffed for a while until they can find replacements.

[Chanon]

One of the girls told me they had some problems with immigration. Anyone who doesn't have a visa cannot work anymore. So I guess they will be short staffed for a while until they can find replacements.

Looks like it's cleaned them all out. Thanks for letting me know.

[LLPunting]

One of the girls told me they had some problems with immigration. Anyone who doesn't have a visa cannot work anymore. So I guess they will be short staffed for a while until they can find replacements.

A fair few of them also work in the pricier Paddington gaff so wonder if the girls have been nabbed by Immigration service/HO or it's just the location that's nuked?
Some also work other surburban shops, will have to see if any are still working elsewhere.

edit:  Hmm, something's up, another location the phone number is now unrecognised.  New Malden maid just said they're closed.

[Alastor22]

Just to add to the sudden closures, I walked past Be Health in Shaftesbury Ave a couple of days ago and it seems like is closed now.

[Heph]

Me at my next massage appointment -

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[scutty brown]

Just to add to the sudden closures, I walked past Be Health in Shaftesbury Ave a couple of days ago and it seems like is closed now.

Didn't they used to have two shops on that road, 200 yards or so apart? Have they both gone?

[Azucar D Artagnan]

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[londonchap]

Popped into Relax Life in Richmond, and had a very good massage finished with a perfectly adequate HJ. At £60 the hour (deep tissue, and worth every penny) plus £40 for a clothed HJ, I felt a little light of pocket on the way out. Sadly a narrow window meant that I didn't have many options.

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I had Coco, who was no oil painting (hence me being happy for her to stay clothed), but gave an excellent massage and a solid 7/10 HJ.

YMMV.

[y101y]

Just found out that Ari Thai at Skyline also works at Golden Sunshine in West Kensington. Never been to the west Ken place but I see it’s well covered here. Don’t know what name she uses there, maybe the same?

[Saltnpepper]

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Cheam Siam

Anybody had the pleasure ?

[nunyabeesnees]

Has anyone used Hayati yet? I quite like the look of a couple of them

[nunyabeesnees]

Sorry, here's the URL for them

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Would love to know what people thought

[Moneyd]

Sorry, here's the URL for them

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Would love to know what people thought

A good opportunity for your first review and TOFTT. What a combo.

[lougb1]

Sorry, here's the URL for them

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Would love to know what people thought

£70 ph  plus £30 expenses, site been active for 3 years but still only using WhatsApp,  too many B/S  pictures of Therapists and vague ideas whether incall or mobile? Good  luck with that TOFTT....I await the report...

 

[Mikeb]

Sorry, here's the URL for them

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Would love to know what people thought

Yeah I hate to be the Debbie downer but these pics look way to good to be true. The look lifted from random Instagram model accounts (no proof, just a hunch)

[Darren101]

The Asian Waterloo place has a new girl called Maggie. They don’t use real pics so hard to say what you end up but some of their SPs are indeed young and attractive.

[SoapyTW]

Sorry, here's the URL for them

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Would love to know what people thought

I took a look for a few of them.

Mea seems to be listed as an escort here: External Link/Members Only

Jemma seems to have previously listed on Purple Mighty massage site: External Link/Members Only

So a good chance that some of these are real....

The pricing however looks steep. 70ph + 30 (expenses?) + ??? extras... not for me

[lougb1]

 As is my want tried to go to "Natcha's" at South Woodford for a walk in as messages went unanswered but the place , on top of a news agent  if anyone has tried to find it, was closed for the day and shuttered, despite ad saying open sunday.

Went instead to Blu Blu, Woodford Bridge, having booked an appointment through Fresha.

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I know that this place has had a number of reports of being a definitely legit venue to others (mine included) of depends on SP of WSWS. The masseuse for my appointment was new to me Grace, who only works Sundays apparently. She has a pretty profile picture on Fresha and I hoped I was in for a treat. Turned up 5 mins before hand and was greeted by Grace, a delightful black slim 5'7" twenty something, dressed in black leggings and black tunic. She showed me to the room and waited for me to get ready...downer No1....shorts to stay put. FDM ensured I was warm and she coverred me with a thin blanket/towel. She the proceeded with a decent enough relaxing massage with a few stretchy moments, nothing painful and worked out some tensions in my back, arms and legs, all the while covering the unmassaged parts, and moving my shorts out of the way of her back or buttock strokes. ( causing a downer No 2, when she pulled my shorts into a budgie smuggler, leaving my cockerel stifled. ) turned over and refused the relaxing flannel over the eyes, upper no1 and was able to shuffle my shorts to relieve the obvious pressure (still staying put though). Again covered everything that was not being massaged, pulled my legs into a frog pose one at a time ans skillfully massaged and stretched everything uncovered so avoiding the obvious. Unfortunately was a case of she wont (but she agreed that maybe next time the shorts could come off). so a quality massage with a lovely SP. Probably repeatable. £60 the hour.
[seeing Janee tomorrow, certain to relieve my blue ball stress] 

 

 

[LLPunting]

Seems Oriental Spring has been taken over by mamasan from China Health in Bromley.  Prices have gone up to 50 ph and thanks to the loss of a number of girls from New Malden raid it's likely a new roster of ladies who will be charging more for their (poor) extras.  Walked when offered an over-pricing Brazilian with bunda and booba but reluctant, unskilled delivery of limited extras.  Marketed as 23, slim and sexy but closer to 30.  All in all best find somewhere else on the SE railway corridor to unload.  May have to look to Sevenoaks and Maidstone!
Sidcup is limited mileage.  Heading East along South side of Thames estuary there're too many pay to play Latinas and dodgy Roms/Moldovs/Bulgs/Hungs.

[juzz]

...May have to look to Sevenoaks and Maidstone!
Sidcup is limited mileage.  Heading East along South side of Thames estuary there're too many pay to play Latinas and dodgy Roms/Moldovs/Bulgs/Hungs.

Thanks for the update. Depressing in SE London isn't it?

I recently tried External Link/Members Only - the new shop near Shortlands Station, Bromley. I had more luck than @Budgiesmuggler in his recent report, in that I was offered extras 'promise - no tell'. The middle aged masseuse was hyper, wouldn't slow down the HR, and seemed to be on the lookout for a man. Maybe Budgiesmuggler got the better deal after all! Sorry, the trauma made me forget the exact price paid and her name - I'll try to remember and update. Nice shop, very pretty young English receptionist, but a definite avoid. I have had better legit massages too.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the update. Depressing in SE London isn't it?

I recently tried External Link/Members Only - the new shop near Shortlands Station, Bromley. I had more luck than @Budgiesmuggler in his recent report, in that I was offered extras 'promise - no tell'. The middle aged masseuse was hyper, wouldn't slow down the HR, and seemed to be on the lookout for a man. Maybe Budgiesmuggler got the better deal after all! Sorry, the trauma made me forget the exact price paid and her name - I'll try to remember and update. Nice shop, very pretty young English receptionist, but a definite avoid. I have had better legit massages too.

Anyone had more luck at the "new" Thai near Grove Park stn (not the meh TCM)?  There's also a massage offering next to the station in a nail or beauty shop.

[sparkus]

Anyone had more luck at the "new" Thai near Grove Park stn (not the meh TCM)?  There's also a massage offering next to the station in a nail or beauty shop.

I have recce'd into the Thai one recently but they wouldn't let me see the SP.
Wasn't aware of the nail salon offering though 

There's a nail salon I pass once or twice a week elsewhere and the proprietress is a seriously cute MILF with midriff showing and a full round pair in a gym top.  Chanced my arm to ask her about her non-existent massage offering only to have a door swing open and a Chinese bloke fix his stare on me 

[Lofty]

I can't seem to get through to E13 Plaistow massage.
I sent them a WhatsApp message a few days back and it's only showing one tick ie not delivered.

I've been trying to call them all day today and it goes straight to answer phone.

Anyone know what's going on with them?

Thanks

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[Botev Plovdiv]

Didn't they used to have two shops on that road, 200 yards or so apart? Have they both gone?

The smaller one shut a couple of years ago. The bigger one by the bus-stop has relocated to Dean Street. Pretty sure there was always a massage place at the site in Dean St  (81 I think) but I guess it’s been taken over.

[massage_man007]

Roseberry Massage WC2H 7EP- this is a decent massage place that i know im pretty likely to get extras from, the owner/ receptionist is a very nice lady called nana, shes an older Asian woman but gives a good massage and happy ending as well as body to body, for a half an hour massage with a happy ending you'll be looking at paying £60, £30 at the counter and another £30 in the room for extras, 1 hour is £60, with a happy ending costing £30, they have showers in both massage rooms that are down a flight of stairs and an additional massage room by the reception, overall great massage shop with extras to be had, body to body also costs extra, i havent included this cost in my prices as i dont usally bother with i, it does not look like full service is on offer here, but im hoping to get lucky one day.
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Maithai thai massage NW4 2EL- this is a massage place that ive only been too once, i cant say too much about it but a happy ending may not be guaranteed, they have signs saying that they dont offer sexual services, just massage, when I went i got to a point where i didnt think id get any extras, the masseuse i guess got the idea of what i wanted, she asked if i wanted my dick massaged, pointing at my dick covered by a towel, i said i did, we talked about it, she went and got another lady that was willing to do it, i did get an extra service here but im not sure how easy they are too get, ive only been to this place once and cant provide much detail as it was a while ago.
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Natural Health EN5 4HY- this is a decent Chinese massage place, ive been several times and always got extras, their prices are reasonable and its a nice enough shop, just make sure to phone and book, although ive had decent luck with just turning up, its very close to Barnet high street so you can wait around if need be, they also have a loyalty program where you can get a free massage after a certain number of visits, make sure to get them to sign onbe of their business cards, they also do not have a website.

[SoapyTW]

The smaller one shut a couple of years ago. The bigger one by the bus-stop has relocated to Dean Street. Pretty sure there was always a massage place at the site in Dean St  (81 I think) but I guess it’s been taken over.

The Dean St address was a Be Health linked shop around 2010/11. I used to casually see a girl that worked in the chain and lived above the shop. They also expanded into the basement briefly, and then, later on, Nana of Roseberry Spa fame worked from a single rented room in the basement. More recently, it was a cake shop on the ground floor and a massage shop in the basement.

An address with a lot of memories for me

[massage_man007]

i went to a new place yesterday, in Barnet called evergreen health, cost about £60 for a 1 hour massage and £20 for a hand job, their was a language barrier, i also ended up asking for a happy ending as she was massaging my balls and going further and further, overall it was a good experience with a nice lady
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[Azucar D Artagnan]

i went to a new place yesterday, in Barnet called evergreen health, cost about £60 for a 1 hour massage and £20 for a hand job, their was a language barrier, i also ended up asking for a happy ending as she was massaging my balls and going further and further, overall it was a good experience with a nice lady
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Apart from Halal Chicken Shops on failing UK high Streets , Chinese Spas seem to be the other growth business with new ventures opening up regularly .

[lougb1]

Roseberry Massage WC2H 7EP- this is a decent massage place that i know im pretty likely to get extras from, the owner/ receptionist is a very nice lady called nana, shes an older Asian woman but gives a good massage and happy ending as well as body to body, for a half an hour massage with a happy ending you'll be looking at paying £60, £30 at the counter and another £30 in the room for extras, 1 hour is £60, with a happy ending costing £30, they have showers in both massage rooms that are down a flight of stairs and an additional massage room by the reception, overall great massage shop with extras to be had, body to body also costs extra, i havent included this cost in my prices as i dont usally bother with i, it does not look like full service is on offer here, but im hoping to get lucky one day.
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Maithai thai massage NW4 2EL- this is a massage place that ive only been too once, i cant say too much about it but a happy ending may not be guaranteed, they have signs saying that they dont offer sexual services, just massage, when I went i got to a point where i didnt think id get any extras, the masseuse i guess got the idea of what i wanted, she asked if i wanted my dick massaged, pointing at my dick covered by a towel, i said i did, we talked about it, she went and got another lady that was willing to do it, i did get an extra service here but im not sure how easy they are too get, ive only been to this place once and cant provide much detail as it was a while ago.
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Natural Health EN5 4HY- this is a decent Chinese massage place, ive been several times and always got extras, their prices are reasonable and its a nice enough shop, just make sure to phone and book, although ive had decent luck with just turning up, its very close to Barnet high street so you can wait around if need be, they also have a loyalty program where you can get a free massage after a certain number of visits, make sure to get them to sign onbe of their business cards, they also do not have a website.

What we're the fees for what services in each of these venues?

 

[scutty brown]

Not a review, but I've just come across this interesting website which purports to show all the massage parlours in central London which offer extras
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[Saltnpepper]

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Has anybody been here before ?

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[Saltnpepper]

Not a review, but I've just come across this interesting website which purports to show all the massage parlours in central London which offer extras
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Top find 💪

[Pillowtalk]

Apart from Halal Chicken Shops on failing UK high Streets , Chinese Spas seem to be the other growth business with new ventures opening up regularly .

Not forgetting Turkish barbers, nail parlours and coffee shops.

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Not forgetting Turkish barbers, nail parlours and coffee shops.

Don't recount any of them opening that recently . Seemed 4 years ago was the boom in new openings of those 3 types  but Chinese Spas in particular i see new ones opening all the time currently !!! Know of 2 since Christmas 24 and although anecdotal its seems the S.Ps are getting younger and fitter and Spas that have been operating a while are also improving  .

[Azucar D Artagnan]

i went to a new place yesterday, in Barnet called evergreen health, cost about £60 for a 1 hour massage and £20 for a hand job, their was a language barrier, i also ended up asking for a happy ending as she was massaging my balls and going further and further, overall it was a good experience with a nice lady
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Hi MM007 .... thanks for the report . Any chance of doing a full review even if its based around this format :-
Location:
Comms:   
S.P. :   
Massage : 
Papers:  $
Face:              6.0/10.
Body:             6.5/10
VFM :             7.5/10
Service:          8.5/10
Attitude :        9/10
Premises :       8.0
Summary :

Thanks 

[massage_man007]

What we're the fees for what services in each of these venues?

 

i cant remember the fee for mai thai but the fee for a handjob in roseberry is £30 and the fee for a handjob in natural health is £20 i think, id bring £30 just in case, i cant say the fees for any other extras as i usally just get a massage and handjob 

[Saltnpepper]

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Looks good if real, but the prices are a bit off  £50 HJ or £50 for BJ 🙉

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[lougb1]

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Looks good if real, but the prices are a bit off  £50 HJ or £50 for BJ 🙉

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B2B  with HJ £100 or £180 FS..