London massage shop mini reviews

[LLPunting]

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Tried contacting this one and got this in reply:

B2B/ tantric
90 min 180
1h 140 pound
30 min 90 pound


Massage naked with hand relief 90 min 160 pounds
 1 h 120 pounds
30 min 80 pounds

Massage with hand relief (dressed)

90 min  140 £ 1h 100£     30 min 70£

Normal Swedish
70 pound 1h
40 pound 30 min

DEEP TISSUE PLUS 20£
Extra shower together 40 £
Bath 80 £
Vagina touch 50£

OUTCALL SEEVISE +100£


CLEAN LUXURY APARTMENT
HOT OIL
SHOWER FACILITIES


SW20 0JE
RAYENS PARK 2 min from station

MASSAGE SERVICE ONLY !!!


PARKING IN BUSHEY COURT

Anyone tried or met and can speak to looks, attitude and/or service?

[LLPunting]

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This one turned out to be the new "Happy Sunshine" TCM at Motspur Park.
2 girls, 1 seems to be manager/owner "Anna" who is plain, round-faced Chinese, 30s, 5'4ish, tubby 10/12 , friendly with ok English and a bit of a flirt. Nat, droopy Bs with cm teats. Loosely trimmed bush.  Smooth, pale skin.Works permanently.
Offers HR for 30, b2b 50 (might be able to talk her down on a slow day), 60 for ow, 70 got owo.
Massage good with skilled use of sweeps and kneading to relax, somewhat sensual touch too with a few teasing tickles of sac to signal her intent.  B2b alas was meh as she didn't make much body contact and didn't stay onboard for long. Digits to wet entrance enjoyed but no insertion. Hand game went from persistent to vigorously insistent with fair stamina but no subtlety or finesse.  Probably got most of my time, no obvious shorting.

On another day went to see her temp girl "Angela", prettier, a little bit of belly, perkier nat B/C's, untamed, wiry bush. 5'2ish, youthful 30s, 8/10. English ok, not as chatty or flirty but not unfriendly.  Massage skills meh. B2b 40 accepted since she knew Anna had previously.  Slightly better contact made, gave her nice handfuls some light suckling. Enjoyed fingering to almost insertion, got very slick. clean and fresh, wanted 60 for RO/covered 69 or 70 for Owo. No FS. Hand game similar to Anna . No rushing though probably popped me with 10 to go.  Shame she's not around longer or telling where she is going next as suspect with some regularity she might be up for a bit more with some engagement.

Both girls used sink for ablutions before dressing.
New girl rotas in every 2 weeks. Next on 3rd Jan.

[pepsicolaboy]

Anyone tried or met and can speak to looks, attitude and/or service?

No but can say those prices with those limited massage services are p_ss poor in terms of value

 

[JohnChiswick]

Be careful with this one.

New indian account in west london intrigued me however the first pic they sent was stolen from the internet.

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Contacted this one before Christmas.
Asked about time availability and time given with post code. I confirmed the time, but it was left on read.

None the wiser I made my merry way to the postcode and messaged again. No response. Called and I was told they never confirmed so no booking. Asked about availability and was told a few hours. No plan b so went home

[Celtic 69]

Think it would be worth it if it was the therapist in the picture?
Bit out of my area but would love to know if it was the girl in the advert if anyone has visited just to store details incase I do find myself that way one day.
Any members paid a visit?

[cptcoconut]

Beauty Springs - 133/B, Middlesex St, London E1 7JF (literally 5 mins from Liverpool St. Station) - 07340940254

The TL;DR here is that this place is massively overpriced, avoid if possible. If anyone has recommendations for decent places around the area I'm all ears, but this ain't it chief.

I happened to be around the Liverpool St. area late, and this was nearby + was open (it was past 12a.m.). Entrance is on a pretty public street with a pub nearby so there are loads of people around, you'd need to very quickly dart in to preserve anonymity.

Was quoted £40 for a 30 min massage by the receptionist, Chinese, fairly stocky build, was wearing a mask so couldn't really see her face. Wasn't amazingly attractive, but I had the horn so said yes (enquired who would be doing the massage and she sait it was her). Got in to a fairly cramped room with a beam right in the middle of the room, did have a (cramped looking) shower, which I didn't use. Didn't get her name, but as you'll see below not a huge loss lol.

Massage was fairly lacklustre, and she quickly made clear extras were on offer by asking me what I wanted. Asked for B2B, and her quote was £120 - absolutely taking the piss! After quite a bit of wrangling (including time when I basically said I would just stick with a massage), she eventually went down to £80, which I thought was still very steep! However given timing I wasn't gonna have much luck elsewhere, so just went with it. She stripped down, and my view from the front desk was right - small boobs, fairly stocky/square-ish body, not amazingly sensual-looking. Face (she had taken off mask by this time) was meh, really average, I'd rate 4/10. Half-hearted attempt at B2B and then quickly moving on to a very fast hj, probably trying to finish me off as quickly as possible. I popped, she cleaned me up, and that was it.

Overall not a great experience, and imo extremely overpriced - I guess it's the area, but I deffo won't be going back. If anyone has any recommendations for decent places around the area please do shout!

[Kojac]

Beauty Springs - 133/B, Middlesex St, London E1 7JF (literally 5 mins from Liverpool St. Station) - 07340940254

The TL;DR here is that this place is massively overpriced, avoid if possible. If anyone has recommendations for decent places around the area I'm all ears, but this ain't it chief.


Overall not a great experience, and imo extremely overpriced - I guess it's the area, but I deffo won't be going back. If anyone has any recommendations for decent places around the area please do shout!

This shop is located at 68 Old Street EC1V 9AN about 50 minutes walk from Old Street station. I walked past and could see it was open but couldn't see inside. I expect its quite a busy area in daytime but it was dark and wet and I'm not from London so I wasn't bothered. I noted the number and gave them a call to check the prices and that someone was available and made my way over.

The door was unlocked and there was then a narrow hall with a reception desk at the end. This was staffed by a chubby Chinese woman in her 50s who was friendly enough. I paid £30 for just 30 minutes in case she was the masseuse. She showed me to a massage room (the first on the right as you go in) and told me to get ready. The room was decent enough, clean and warm. There was a proper massage bed and a shower but I wasn't offered the use of it and there were no towels anyway.

I stripped off and lay on the bed and a couple of minutes later the masseuse came in. Happily it wasn't the receptionist but a slim Chinese woman in her 40s. She was friendly and flirty saying "ooh nice bum" and asked what sort of massage I wanted and I said medium.

I asked her name but am unsure of her reply. She could have said Mijuno or Me, Juno.

The massage was very good and she's clearly skilled. She concentrated on my shoulders down to my knees. Without anything else it would have been a good experience. She asked if I was enjoying it (her English was pretty good) and after a couple of CC swipes and touching my balls she asked if I wanted "massage here". I said I did and we agreed on £30. She didn't offer anything else and I didn't ask. She didn't ask me to turn over straight away and carried on fondling my balls. This continued when I did turn over. She was very gentle at first and gradually increased the intensity with liberal use of oil. She was happy for me to feel her arse on top of her leggings. It was one of the best hand jobs I've had as she gradually worked me up and kept me on the edge for a while almost until I couldn't hold on any longer before exploding over her hands. She said I would sleep well that night. She cleaned me up with a flannel and warm water from the sink and then dried off the oil from the rest of my body. I wasn't offered a shower but wasn't bothered as I knew I could have one back at the hotel.

She left me alone in the room to get dressed and only when she returned did I pay her the £30, which is much better than being asked to pay for the extras mid-massage. She showed me to the door and asked me to come back and it was off into the rainy night to find a pub happy and satisfied.

No website but they advertise on Gumtree. Telephone is 020 8001 7514.

 

[cptcoconut]

This shop is located at 68 Old Street EC1V 9AN about 50 minutes walk from Old Street station. I walked past and could see it was open but couldn't see inside. I expect its quite a busy area in daytime but it was dark and wet and I'm not from London so I wasn't bothered. I noted the number and gave them a call to check the prices and that someone was available and made my way over.

The door was unlocked and there was then a narrow hall with a reception desk at the end. This was staffed by a chubby Chinese woman in her 50s who was friendly enough. I paid £30 for just 30 minutes in case she was the masseuse. She showed me to a massage room (the first on the right as you go in) and told me to get ready. The room was decent enough, clean and warm. There was a proper massage bed and a shower but I wasn't offered the use of it and there were no towels anyway.

I stripped off and lay on the bed and a couple of minutes later the masseuse came in. Happily it wasn't the receptionist but a slim Chinese woman in her 40s. She was friendly and flirty saying "ooh nice bum" and asked what sort of massage I wanted and I said medium.

I asked her name but am unsure of her reply. She could have said Mijuno or Me, Juno.

The massage was very good and she's clearly skilled. She concentrated on my shoulders down to my knees. Without anything else it would have been a good experience. She asked if I was enjoying it (her English was pretty good) and after a couple of CC swipes and touching my balls she asked if I wanted "massage here". I said I did and we agreed on £30. She didn't offer anything else and I didn't ask. She didn't ask me to turn over straight away and carried on fondling my balls. This continued when I did turn over. She was very gentle at first and gradually increased the intensity with liberal use of oil. She was happy for me to feel her arse on top of her leggings. It was one of the best hand jobs I've had as she gradually worked me up and kept me on the edge for a while almost until I couldn't hold on any longer before exploding over her hands. She said I would sleep well that night. She cleaned me up with a flannel and warm water from the sink and then dried off the oil from the rest of my body. I wasn't offered a shower but wasn't bothered as I knew I could have one back at the hotel.

She left me alone in the room to get dressed and only when she returned did I pay her the £30, which is much better than being asked to pay for the extras mid-massage. She showed me to the door and asked me to come back and it was off into the rainy night to find a pub happy and satisfied.

No website but they advertise on Gumtree. Telephone is 020 8001 7514.

 

Thanks, much appreciated - one to check out if I'm in the area! 

[LLPunting]

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This one turned out to be the new "Happy Sunshine" TCM at Motspur Park.
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Forgot to say about the premises that they are newly renovated and kept clean.  The smaller room to the front is adequate size wise, the table a standard size and sturdy.  There's a shower room to the rear of the shop with a clean, compact, electric shower with decent pressure.  The rear treatment room is spacious with another sturdy, standard table.  Place was warm.  Nicer than the places in New Malden, Morden and Wimbledon.

[paceywitter]

Jayper must of been gutted romey didn't give any extras..could he review her as would love to know how it went

[james jaspen]

TOFT on Catherine recently as I was intrigued by the cleavage in her photos. To save you all some time, she gave me a sensual massage but doesn't provide HR or any other form of release at the end.

She said she practices a specific form of tantra which involves providing a sensual massage without having to wank you off at the end (I'm putting it more succintly than she did). Avoid this one unless you like being teased.

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[Fuzzyduck]

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Tried contacting this one and got this in reply:

B2B/ tantric
90 min 180
1h 140 pound
30 min 90 pound


Massage naked with hand relief 90 min 160 pounds
 1 h 120 pounds
30 min 80 pounds

Massage with hand relief (dressed)

90 min  140 £ 1h 100£     30 min 70£

Normal Swedish
70 pound 1h
40 pound 30 min

DEEP TISSUE PLUS 20£
Extra shower together 40 £
Bath 80 £
Vagina touch 50£

OUTCALL SEEVISE +100£


CLEAN LUXURY APARTMENT
HOT OIL
SHOWER FACILITIES


SW20 0JE
RAYENS PARK 2 min from station

MASSAGE SERVICE ONLY !!!


PARKING IN BUSHEY COURT

Anyone tried or met and can speak to looks, attitude and/or service?

I've seen her ads a few times over the years but never been tempted. The only reference I could see on here was a year ago from your good self.  I get the sense she's been around for a while.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=3678191
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[LLPunting]

I've seen her ads a few times over the years but never been tempted. The only reference I could see on here was a year ago from your good self.  I get the sense she's been around for a while.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=3678191
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Thanks I suspected it was the same "Gloria" but was hoping the ad has been recycled with someone new behind it... gotta have some hope in 2024

[Kojac]

Beauty Springs - 133/B, Middlesex St, London E1 7JF (literally 5 mins from Liverpool St. Station) - 07340940254

The TL;DR here is that this place is massively overpriced, avoid if possible. If anyone has recommendations for decent places around the area I'm all ears, but this ain't it chief.

Overall not a great experience, and imo extremely overpriced - I guess it's the area, but I deffo won't be going back. If anyone has any recommendations for decent places around the area please do shout!

Was travelling to Liverpool Street and fancied a massage hopefully with HR.  Saw this advert and thought I’d take a punt.

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I text them and got an immediate response with a price list for straight massages.   I didn’t text back as hadn’t made up my mind but on arrival at the station with time to kill I thought I would go there as a walk in.

LOCATION

About 8/10 mins walk from Liverpool Street toward Aldgate East. The shop is in a parade of shops, very obvious it’s a massage joint with frosted windows.  Walk in and a girl sitting at the desk, I asked how much for a 30 min massage and she took me to a hand written price list.  I wasn’t getting the best feeling so said I would think about it, then the girl said ‘I have a young pretty girl for nice massage'.  Well I was hooked, paid my 30 squids used their toilet and was shown to a small basement room, dimly lit with a shower in the corner and a proper massage couch.

THE PUNT

Got stripped naked lay face down and half attempted a towel covering my arse. A minute later the door opened and in walked the most petite and I don’t use this word lightly STUNNING Chinese girl.  (Turns out she is Taiwanese).  Wearing a black T shirt and very tight leggings with a gap between her legs you could drive a bus through, you could see her pouting lips protruding.
Her English was excellent and I ascertained her name was Loti. Had a lovely demeanour and made you feel at ease.

The massage started with Loti lowering the towel to my legs exposing my arse. Started on legs, then arse cheeks then back..an awful lot of oil was being used so I knew I would need a shower after. Once Loti finished my back she crouched in front of me her beautiful face inches from mine and said 'would you like B2B. I enquired how much and she said £60 and she was in charge or £80 and I could take charge with kissing and fingering but no penetration as she was only 23 years old.   

I opted for the £60 option, she didn’t ask for the money and proceeded to strip off.  Wow……her petite body (maybe a size 6 and about 5ft tall) for me was a sight to behold, flat stomach, pert arse, a cup tits with erect nipples and as she bent over to put her clothes down her lips from behind were there In full glory. 

I lay on my front again and Loti oiled her front up watching her lube her flat stomach and minge got me going.  She then proceeded to rub her tits on my legs and back then lay on top of me sliding all over.  After a few minutes she asked me to turn over then lay on top of me.  Her technique was fantastic sliding up and down her face close to mine and breathing sensuously which made me wanted to kiss the face but I had gone for the non kiss option.  I could grab her arse and tits and even suck on them she was ok with that. 

Loti sat upright and slid her oiled minge up and down my shaft with sensual moans as she was doing it, she also flipped my erect cock between her legs so it was sliding up her arse crack. I didn’t want this to stop and wished I had booked an hour.  I was running over my time so Loti held my cock to start HR whilst still lying on me.

I asked her if she could sit on my chest facing my feet and wank me off, she fully obliged and as she leant forward her arse and minge were in my face and I grabbed her arse cheeks and parted then exposing a beautiful pussy, so small and perfectly formed. 

I shot my load in no time and then sadly a clean up and shower.  Loti got dressed left the room then I finished dressing went upstairs and paid her.   

Would I return ABSOLUTELY and book an hour with this gorgeous lady but take note, she only works Thursdays.  Enjoy!

 

[LLPunting]

Enquiries since the breaking news of Loti have resulted in a B&S on one occasion and her not working every other Thurs since.  Maybe those who turned up on spec and found her there haven't said a thing but it appears this unicorn is gone or management is trying to give that impression.  Unsurprisingly they have other young pretty girls working... after the B&S consider me a sceptic.

[cptcoconut]

Enquiries since the breaking news of Loti have resulted in a B&S on one occasion and her not working every other Thurs since.  Maybe those who turned up on spec and found her there haven't said a thing but it appears this unicorn is gone or management is trying to give that impression.  Unsurprisingly they have other young pretty girls working... after the B&S consider me a sceptic.

Ah thanks for the intel - that's quite a letdown, that review was promising!

[lougb1]

Contacted this one before Christmas.
Asked about time availability and time given with post code. I confirmed the time, but it was left on read.

None the wiser I made my merry way to the postcode and messaged again. No response. Called and I was told they never confirmed so no booking. Asked about availability and was told a few hours. No plan b so went home

In other words bullshit b&s piss poor business operation,  avoid avoid ??

 

[lougb1]

Thanks I suspected it was the same "Gloria" but was hoping the ad has been recycled with someone new behind it... gotta have some hope in 2024

I also enquired , but given £230 ph price ticket for naked b2b, mutual shower and fanny touch, is £100 more than I paid for same services, from other SP's, so I won't be bothered. What ever happened to Clare from Holloway Road, OWO happy ending for £80 or Olivia Paloma, all of the above plus OWO for £140...

 

[Mikeb]

Anyone have intel on this lady - External Link/Members Only - she has that Eastern European look that I like. Text her but she gave nothing away, I am tempted to TOFTT.

[jayper]

Can you elaborate on the Romey encounter, what was she wearing, what did she looking like, massage quality, how sensual was it, was she twinkle positive or a rigid nun, im curious with these YMMV situations...thanks

black leggings and a company tee. She's the girl in the pics. Very young and chatty and nice and very hot. Defo works out. From Newcastle I think. Fun girl.

Massage was bleh. Very basic, very oily, not sensual, won't be booking again.

[londonhas]

I have seen a few.  All of them are very vanilla, mostly unshaven with fairly decent massage techniques but I have never been charged more than £40 for b2b.

Mia is the best of the bunch that I have seen.  She works on Tuesdays, with a small slightly chunky but petite frame.  Medium size chebs, offers good, firm massage.  Not too much of a bush and good complexions and slightly above average looks. 

Lucy works on Saturdays, nothing special to look at, smallish chebs but again has a fairly good massage technique.  Not too hairy downstairs but last time I saw her she had some circular plasters all over her back.  She is responsive to b2b and let me rub her clit too.

There are also two other girls I've seen whose names escape me. One who works on Fridays is my least favourite only because looks wise she's nothing special, bit of a tummy too and quite hairy.  Not my type.  Massage was also very average.  Another lady works on Sundays and Wednesdays who is quite chunky and average height and looks but offers a very good massage.  Only saw her once and didn't go for extras as I was too knackered.

I've also had a couple of massages from the main lady who seems to be in charge but only ever done HJ with her once.  She's very smiley and welcoming but not my type for b2b.

Not sure if this helps but that is all I can recall about this place. Bottom line is any offers for b2b have never been more than £40.  I also like that they haven't raised their half hourly rate to £35 unlike most other places.

thanks for the intel - any other gems you haven't reviewed that you could share?  help us out 

[CooperCar]

TOFT on Catherine recently as I was intrigued by the cleavage in her photos. To save you all some time, she gave me a sensual massage but doesn't provide HR or any other form of release at the end.

She said she practices a specific form of tantra which involves providing a sensual massage without having to wank you off at the end (I'm putting it more succintly than she did). Avoid this one unless you like being teased.

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When you say it’s a sensual massage was there any direct touching of your dick or do you mean just light fingertip massage kinda thing

[lougb1]

TOFT on Catherine recently as I was intrigued by the cleavage in her photos. To save you all some time, she gave me a sensual massage but doesn't provide HR or any other form of release at the end.

She said she practices a specific form of tantra which involves providing a sensual massage without having to wank you off at the end (I'm putting it more succintly than she did). Avoid this one unless you like being teased.

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Tantric massage without orgasm..she  is having a laugh...completely overpriced bullshit

[paceywitter]

Thanks..good Intel there on romey...saved me money ..would of booked for sure

[o111o]

Thanks..good Intel there on romey...saved me money ..would of booked for sure

Yes shes fit, needs to at least tease and relax with a decent massage that flirts with the crown jewels. Otherwise forget it.

[Darren101]

Popped into Ever Well Gerrard Street in China Town for the first time ever, after failing to secure a booking at Kanraya (Croydon) and Step in Reflexology (Rupert Court). The premises is a very traditional looking Traditional Chinese Medicine shop and they do sell ointments and herbs / drugs? at the reception (I was offered some on arrival which I declined).  The massage room also has posters showing diagrams of the human body with everything labelled.  Anyway, I asked for a 1hr strong massage, paid £60 at reception and was shown to massage room where I laid down face down for a long 5-10 mins. (Dunno why the long wait)  SP came in, threw a towel over my back and gave me a strong deep tissue massage through the towel.  Was told my back muscles were tense.  SP’s breathing in sync with the moments pressure is applied. It was a proper strong massage and at times involved strong jolting pushes like to re-align my bones or something plus some back stretching and finger pulling where your fingers make the popping noise.  Later, towel off and and applied a bit of baby oil where I got more strong massage all over. All professional and unbearably painful but probably just what the doctor ordered.

Here’s the twist…. The SP is a Chinese guy.   His name is Beacon.  I was expecting an old lady but I got him. To be fair, I actually just wanted decent massage and not a crap one followed by the obligatory extras and the tip that goes with it. I did give him £20 tip after also as thanks for a decent massage.

P.S. No extras offered.     

I would actually go back but only if my muscles are in need of attention and would go elsewhere if I fancied some ‘fun’. I believe Ever Well are well reviewed and offer extras when its with a lady SP. They seem to have several  branches dotted around Soho.

[Jonestown]

I have seen a few.  All of them are very vanilla, mostly unshaven with fairly decent massage techniques but I have never been charged more than £40 for b2b.

Mia is the best of the bunch that I have seen.  She works on Tuesdays, with a small slightly chunky but petite frame.  Medium size chebs, offers good, firm massage.  Not too much of a bush and good complexions and slightly above average looks. 

Lucy works on Saturdays, nothing special to look at, smallish chebs but again has a fairly good massage technique.  Not too hairy downstairs but last time I saw her she had some circular plasters all over her back.  She is responsive to b2b and let me rub her clit too.

There are also two other girls I've seen whose names escape me. One who works on Fridays is my least favourite only because looks wise she's nothing special, bit of a tummy too and quite hairy.  Not my type.  Massage was also very average.  Another lady works on Sundays and Wednesdays who is quite chunky and average height and looks but offers a very good massage.  Only saw her once and didn't go for extras as I was too knackered.

I've also had a couple of massages from the main lady who seems to be in charge but only ever done HJ with her once.  She's very smiley and welcoming but not my type for b2b.

Not sure if this helps but that is all I can recall about this place. Bottom line is any offers for b2b have never been more than £40.  I also like that they haven't raised their half hourly rate to £35 unlike most other places.

Monday today, working at Rosemont road are Apple and Angel. From what's been posted previously I'm guessing that Angel is the boss lady / manager. 30 mins £30; 60 mins £50; 30 mins 4 hands £55; 60 mins 4 hands £100. Open 7 days 10am to 9pm.

[Groovyguy00777]

This looks legit but damn, she’s a stunner

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Check out her insta 😍😍

[Queynte]

Looks like she works out a gym.

[KingCrowley]

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Kingsbury Kri Kan. Texted on the day and offered 1 Romanian 1 Moroccan and 1 Brazilian. I walked in without choosing anyone. I was given Luna from Brazil,nothing special about her around 30 40 years old. They have radios in rooms which is annoying as it was running advertising for about 10 minutes. Massage was soft,not sensual and not professionall either. No cc swipes and she hasn't got close to my butt at all. On the turn over same thing happened. She tells me she offers extras if l want,out nowhere,if there would have been a build up with a few swipes and touches i would have taking the offer but i wasn't aroused at all. Anyway,she wants 30 for HE 40 for Topless 60 for sex and 80 for bareback which instantly made me not want any extras. Might come back when in the area as they have a big rotation of ladies. Point to add is that they keep sending messages every single day with the rota even tough i have asked them not to send anymore. Number is now blocked.

[JohnChiswick]

In other words bullshit b&s piss poor business operation,  avoid avoid ??

 

Not sure..not made contact since. Let someone else take the punt!

[Kojac]

Monday today, working at Rosemont road are Apple and Angel. From what's been posted previously I'm guessing that Angel is the boss lady / manager. 30 mins £30; 60 mins £50; 30 mins 4 hands £55; 60 mins 4 hands £100. Open 7 days 10am to 9pm.

@ Jonestown, this Rosemont Road gaff, in your humble opinion is the full deal on offer like Paddington Spa? 

[Jonestown]

@ Jonestown, this Rosemont Road gaff, in your humble opinion is the full deal on offer like Paddington Spa? 

I don't know, never been inside, I went along on a very cold morning and had a look before they opened, it looked old and poorly insulated so decided it wasn't the moment to try it out. when I was leaving the street an older Chinese woman turned in, if that was the boss lady she would have been too old and stout for my taste. I'll try another day, when its warmer.

[londonhas]

I don't know, never been inside, I went along on a very cold morning and had a look before they opened, it looked old and poorly insulated so decided it wasn't the moment to try it out. when I was leaving the street an older Chinese woman turned in, if that was the boss lady she would have been too old and stout for my taste. I'll try another day, when its warmer.

that is true, the one time I went in the morning it was very cold, took 10 minute to warm the room. can't imagine what it'll be like with this cold spell.

[jayper]

what are my options for a mid morning erotic massage around moorgate?

[SoapyTW]

There is this 10 min walk west: External Link/Members Only. I went there just before covid and wasn't disapointed.

This place open more recently and is probably as close as you find to moorgate:

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Not sure if related to first site i posted. I haven't been. Think it opened 2-3 months back.

There are also a couple of shops around old street, and load between liverpool st and aldgate, but they are typically massive rip offs

Finally, there is an independent called Tina that was good. External Link/Members Only . Website is confussing atm. I think she's 10 mins north from the update text, but also mentioned west end. I've seen her a long time ago and she was very good

[sparkus]

what are my options for a mid morning erotic massage around moorgate?

That side of Liverpool Street doesn't have much as the shops are clustered around Farringdon or Aldgate area.

I know Believe Spa at Aldgate is open then (or you may find one staff vacuuming who opens the door and agrees to work before opening) but it's not that close.

[Mikeb]

There is this 10 min walk west: External Link/Members Only. I went there just before covid and wasn't disapointed.

This place open more recently and is probably as close as you find to moorgate:

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Interested in the new Moorgate shop, I must have a snoop around. Every time I passed it looked closed and work being done, never anyone at reception either....

[eirejig]

2 reports for the past month after a small hiatus, both China health bromley. £45 for the hour both times.

First was a Friday evening over the festive period. Julie or Judie, didn't quite catch which it was.. a Brazilian early 40s, few not so artistic tattoos, one covering what could be scar on belly. Meaty but not too chunky for my liking. Proportionate bolt ons and very firm everywhere but not toned. She was very quiet and didn't have much to say so was not epecting much. Massage was average, the usual working of the entire body for about 25 mins, with minimal brushing at the end and a question of what would you like. What's on offer? Everything was the reply.. so I said fine how much. £20 for HE, £40B2B. or £100 FS.
Went with the latter as there was 35 minutes left so thought it not too extortionate. What followed was a fantastic OWO and allowing access all areas. Butt cheeks very firm, as are her bolt ons. after 5 or so mins she rubbered me up and enjoyed cowgirl, mish and doggy. it had been so long for me so I was afraid I'd be done in minutes so was not much vigour from me.. gently strokes mostly. asked if i could CIM and she said yes so finished with a long BJ and CIM with a few minutes to spare for a quick shower. She followed in for a shower after me.
Face was ok. body decent and service surprisingly good if a little more than I'd expected to pay. Would recommend.

Second in the new year a Sunday was Elin mid 40s I'd say. Malaysian. very chatty.. nearly too much. nice body, B cups massive long nips and shapely butt. better than average massage and 30 mins in asked the quesetion. said prices increased to £60 for B2B and provided an okay service but no access to her really, only boobs and a little butt grabbing. happy to put on a show though but no COB as she said she doesn't shower so that's a neg. Neutral overall due to price and no touching below allowed. Wouldn't return for her at that price although if attractive asians with long nips are your thing then maybe you might enjoy and have better luck.

[LLPunting]

2 reports for the past month after a small hiatus, both China health bromley. £45 for the hour both times.

First was a Friday evening over the festive period. Julie or Judie, didn't quite catch which it was.. a Brazilian early 40s, few not so artistic tattoos, one covering what could be scar on belly. Meaty but not too chunky for my liking. Proportionate bolt ons and very firm everywhere but not toned. She was very quiet and didn't have much to say so was not epecting much. Massage was average, the usual working of the entire body for about 25 mins, with minimal brushing at the end and a question of what would you like. What's on offer? Everything was the reply.. so I said fine how much. £20 for HE, £40B2B. or £100 FS.
Went with the latter as there was 35 minutes left so thought it not too extortionate. What followed was a fantastic OWO and allowing access all areas. Butt cheeks very firm, as are her bolt ons. after 5 or so mins she rubbered me up and enjoyed cowgirl, mish and doggy. it had been so long for me so I was afraid I'd be done in minutes so was not much vigour from me.. gently strokes mostly. asked if i could CIM and she said yes so finished with a long BJ and CIM with a few minutes to spare for a quick shower. She followed in for a shower after me.
Face was ok. body decent and service surprisingly good if a little more than I'd expected to pay. Would recommend.

Second in the new year a Sunday was Elin mid 40s I'd say. Malaysian. very chatty.. nearly too much. nice body, B cups massive long nips and shapely butt. better than average massage and 30 mins in asked the quesetion. said prices increased to £60 for B2B and provided an okay service but no access to her really, only boobs and a little butt grabbing. happy to put on a show though but no COB as she said she doesn't shower so that's a neg. Neutral overall due to price and no touching below allowed. Wouldn't return for her at that price although if attractive asians with long nips are your thing then maybe you might enjoy and have better luck.

Thanks for this update 
Seems the Malaysian is consistent, apart from name.

Fingers crossed the Brazilian is around then next time I travel thru BR1.

[jamesbb]

Saw her a week or so ago. All natural tits, good pair if a touch saggy. Good butt. On the downside whilst the tits have been spared the silicon, she’s gone to town on the facial surgery. We’re not quite talking bride of wildenstein but it’s getting there. No way she’s 38 - I’d say late 50s. If you can get past that (v nearly walked on arrival and not sure I’ll go back) the massage was ok, prostate massage pretty intense, and bj excellent even as OW only. Obsessed with hygiene - which in one sense is a good thing, in the other a major buzz kill - kept sanitising her hands with alcohol rub, and made me do same before the OW began, positioning herself for me to get stuck in with my fingers so I guess wanted to be extra sure I was pristine, despite having showered on arrival.
Anyway - all pretty good value for 100 sheets. Just a shame about the surgery.

Thanks to Abikeman and at risk of losing the thread....

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Recently met 'Laura' and totally concur with the above....I just got over the facial 'enhancements' because she is actually a nice lady with a remarkably firm bod for her age and her massage was both deep and professional. Totally appreciate the importance of hygiene but in this instance really is OTT - despite shower on arrival, I lost count of the number of times the sanitising wipes / rub appeared - if you go anywhere near her body with your hands or dare assist yourself, she will be out with the wipes !! Getting over the line was a struggle.....don't remember the OW being memorable and only the most fleeting external touch of pussy allowed...Sadly not tempted to repeat.

[LLPunting]

Miko at Beauty Spot in Richmond

Seems the two positives bringing her and this place into our consciousness might be a flash in the pan.   

She categorically states no blowjob or sex now, I hadn't asked or hinted for either.  RO also verboten and she barely tolerates any fuss over her A cups once they're unwrapped.  Does her best to avoid touching below too (crinkly thatched).  Tries to pass off standing topless body swipes (all 3 of them) as b2b.  Will persist for the wank but it's pretty much just furious, uninspired tossing.  Wants at least +50 for that privilege, which will commence after half-time and will short you by 5-10 mins after.  Lots of huffing and tutting if you don't cum quick enough and oblivious to why her "attentions" aren't doing the trick.   

Over a ton and the schlep not justified.  Even if I am wanging back into London from over there I won't be stopping in future.

Otherwise she's personable but we aren't paying all that dosh for a smiley greeting, a bit of small talk and a competent, fore-shortened massage.

The smaller, curvier, older matron looked familiar but no vibes suggesting worth a try.

[Fuzzyduck]

Miko at Beauty Spot in Richmond

Seems the two positives bringing her and this place into our consciousness might be a flash in the pan.   

She categorically states no blowjob or sex now, I hadn't asked or hinted for either.  RO also verboten and she barely tolerates any fuss over her A cups once they're unwrapped.  Does her best to avoid touching below too (crinkly thatched).  Tries to pass off standing topless body swipes (all 3 of them) as b2b.  Will persist for the wank but it's pretty much just furious, uninspired tossing.  Wants at least +50 for that privilege, which will commence after half-time and will short you by 5-10 mins after.  Lots of huffing and tutting if you don't cum quick enough and oblivious to why her "attentions" aren't doing the trick.   

Over a ton and the schlep not justified.  Even if I am wanging back into London from over there I won't be stopping in future.

Otherwise she's personable but we aren't paying all that dosh for a smiley greeting, a bit of small talk and a competent, fore-shortened massage.

The smaller, curvier, older matron looked familiar but no vibes suggesting worth a try.

Cheers for bringing a reality check on this place. Poor Miko probably has had one too many "shuddering climaxes" from punters recently.

[LLPunting]

Cheers for bringing a reality check on this place. Poor Miko probably has had one too many "shuddering climaxes" from punters recently.

She gave no indication of being "sated" was quite teasing and flirty to get the sale.  However all her actions to avoid contact were almost flinches so it's possible she's been given a rough time by others she's let in her pants.  Wouldn't surprise me if a bunch turned up clutching the reviews like Wonka tickets.  That said, the attempts to charge more for an inferior service doesn't bode well for a return to former value.

[LLPunting]

Jenny of Chinese New Malden place in the alley and Oriental Spring in Orpington (also at other locations she didn't detail).

Seems she work 3-4 places during the week.
Compared to previous fun times with this girl she is now asking more (+50/+60) for much less.  Grudging, very brief OWO nothing like the sly and sensual ambush from behind she used to do when you raised to allow reach-unders.  No FS mentioned at any price.  RO accepted but didn't position herself eagerly like she used to nor particularly game to get her end away.  Hand game seemed more perfunctory and uninspired than it used to be.  Massage still competent and she has very nice soft, smooth hands.  Figure still good as she's slender with the hint of a little belly curve and pert A/B cups with nice teats.  Her personality, English and massage are fine for the entry money, the extras are not worth it.

Better to be had elsewhere.

[PumpDump]

Jenny of Chinese New Malden place in the alley and Oriental Spring in Orpington (also at other locations she didn't detail).

Seems she work 3-4 places during the week.
Compared to previous fun times with this girl she is now asking more (+50/+60) for much less.  Grudging, very brief OWO nothing like the sly and sensual ambush from behind she used to do when you raised to allow reach-unders.  No FS mentioned at any price.  RO accepted but didn't position herself eagerly like she used to nor particularly game to get her end away.  Hand game seemed more perfunctory and uninspired than it used to be.  Massage still competent and she has very nice soft, smooth hands.  Figure still good as she's slender with the hint of a little belly curve and pert A/B cups with nice teats.  Her personality, English and massage are fine for the entry money, the extras are not worth it.

Better to be had elsewhere.

Try LuLu. You won't be disappointed 😉

[sparkus]

Jenny of Chinese New Malden place in the alley and Oriental Spring in Orpington (also at other locations she didn't detail).

Seems she work 3-4 places during the week.
Compared to previous fun times with this girl she is now asking more (+50/+60) for much less.  Grudging, very brief OWO nothing like the sly and sensual ambush from behind she used to do when you raised to allow reach-unders.  No FS mentioned at any price.  RO accepted but didn't position herself eagerly like she used to nor particularly game to get her end away.  Hand game seemed more perfunctory and uninspired than it used to be.  Massage still competent and she has very nice soft, smooth hands.  Figure still good as she's slender with the hint of a little belly curve and pert A/B cups with nice teats.  Her personality, English and massage are fine for the entry money, the extras are not worth it.

Better to be had elsewhere.

I think you said this is the one who used to work Loughton and now is at Chingford.
If so it's a shame as she used to be so eager to be eaten out and charged so little for OW/O that I felt obliged to up the tip.

[LLPunting]

Try LuLu. You won't be disappointed 😉

Thanks, Lulu at New Malden?  I'm hoping is not the Lulu I had the misfortune to meet in Bromley.
Any idea which days she's at which establishments?

[LLPunting]

I think you said this is the one who used to work Loughton and now is at Chingford.
If so it's a shame as she used to be so eager to be eaten out and charged so little for OW/O that I felt obliged to up the tip.

Alas no, this one has never admitted to either of those places.
Fuck!  Now I gotta rack my addled memory about which lass I may've met in Loughton 

[sparkus]

Alas no, this one has never admitted to either of those places.
Fuck!  Now I gotta rack my addled memory about which lass I may've met in Loughton 

I described her before and you said you were sure it was her, I don't think you eyeballed her north of the river.