London massage shop mini reviews

[Boss_Grinz]

TBF it's been a decade since that happened to me. Out that way seems to be all legit, any locals needing more have to go South Woodford or Debden grot shop.

Not much left round here, other than the old few places, same girls no change

[sparkus]

Not much left round here, other than the old few places, same girls no change

I used to drive past a lot and once had the pleasure of needing spares and repair next to the Chinese shop 
There was a 24 hour EE rub and tug shop there too back then.

[Boss_Grinz]

I used to drive past a lot and once had the pleasure of needing spares and repair next to the Chinese shop 
There was a 24 hour EE rub and tug shop there too back then.

The fun days of East London now gone, not much to choose from, unless it's a full service without the fun of a good decent massage between rounds 

[lougb1]

Anyone on this thread tried their luck with BluBlu massage at Woodford??
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I have a week's leave coming up and thought of taking my chances..

 

So I took my chances 4 times at Blu Blu, Woodford Bridge. Ist time booked by phone subsequently through website. Not too discrete venue on residential street,  limited parking, advised to park otherwise of green to avoid parking tickets. Greater at locked door by person I assumed was boss, but was masseuse.  Forty something Thai woman, pretty enough. Showed me room (one of two) warm and comfortable with massage table. Left to take all clothes off as I had paid for £75 massage rather than £65 massage.

Masseuse came back in after I said was ready in FDM. I then received a very decent FBM , on the turn was asked how I would like the massage to end, I said happily, and she said £30 but don't tell any one else, more would be available for more, but as first meeting I was happy enough. HE ensued with allowed clothed body grope. Left to wipe off oil with towel.

Rebooked through website and got a different 50 something Thai masseuse.  Not particularly pretty, but naked taught enough body , handful boobage, for naked B2b last 15 minute non intimate HE. £ 50 extra.

3rd go same SP as above MMMV and this time she had to stiffle her moaning with a mutual HE.

4th go 40 something Chinese masseuse, used Google translate, as little English, clothed in fdm, but naked on the flip, not taught body but 2 handful boobs well used for a tit wank during the 30 minute b2b which also resulted in a stifled mutual HE. During clean up this masseuse suggested that next time instead of £60 tip make it £90 and bring condoms for FS, but don't  tell anyone.

Apparently the shop has 9 masseuse on books, all East Asian, did have 2 young black SPs, but they moved on. You don't have a choice you just get the SP of the day. The older Thai masseuse did say the 20 something Chinese masseuse who was serving another punter definitely did not do extras, ( which was a shame because to me she was the most fuckable masseuse).

Repeatable but definitely lucky dip on the masseuse yo get.

[sexy pete]

Lougb1, just to inform - East Asian includes Chinese, Korean, Japanese etc , and South-East Asian includes Thai, Vietnamese, Malaysian and Philippinos etc

[lougb1]

Lougb1, just to inform - East Asian includes Chinese, Korean, Japanese etc , and South-East Asian includes Thai, Vietnamese, Malaysian and Philippinos etc

Sorry my bad, I blame phone thumbs..and trembling knees after fucking my favourite black masseuse. 

 

[sexy pete]

loghb1 - nice one! 👍

[Hugeadmirer]

Sorry my bad, I blame phone thumbs..and trembling knees after fucking my favourite black masseuse. 

 

Who was it?

[lougb1]

Who was it?

Zara of Farringdon


 

[Hugeadmirer]

Zara of Farringdon


 

Nice! Never visited but more tempted now

[sparkus]

Zara of Farringdon


 

I guess 11 months of repeat visits paid off 

[lougb1]

I guess 11 months of repeat visits paid off 

You have been counting!! Definitely not a YMMV though, more a private after hours affair!!

 

[y101y]

Health First on Little Turnstile around the corner from Holborn station this afternoon.

Been once before few years back and enjoyed so when I found myself nearby I thought I’d give myself a treat.

£60 for 1 hr. Got La La or Lala who was very attractive. Late 20s looking (so probably early 30s), fantastic figure in a long tight dress. Chatty and flirty.

Good massage, if maybe a bit quick moving for my liking. But all felt pretty good. Light tickling and teasing of the balls before the flip. Told me right away go FS and eventually got a price from her for b2b: £150!!! I had a good laugh at that. I’ve read that this place is slightly pricier than usual but she must’ve thought I was born yesterday. Bit of negotiation and we settled on £80 for naked HE.

More than I would normally pay but felt that was far as I could go and wanted to see that body. I wasn’t disappointed! Lovely b cups (padded bra made my expect a bit more though) with perfect fat, hard nips. Surprisingly plump ass for such a thin girl. Truly a great body.

The way she stripped down was nice too,  slow and put her ass next to my face so I could see her pussy as she peeled off her thong.

Her hand work was perfect to start although got a bit chokey when I apparently didn’t bust quick enough for her.

Kept telling her how nice her body was and that I was dying to fuck her and Ashe would reply “yes o know my body is perfect”. Haha she was really hoping I upgraded to b2b. She did let me slip a finger just inside of her which was nice. Oh and she has large labia which I love.

Finished and had a hot shower in the room.

Good experience. More than I wanted to pay but reading comments on here seems par for the course or even a bit better deal than some. But tbh as nice looking and sexual as she was I’d rather put that money towards a straight up escort.

She said she works Mon Wed Fri there btw.

[abikeman]

Saw her a week or so ago. All natural tits, good pair if a touch saggy. Good butt. On the downside whilst the tits have been spared the silicon, she’s gone to town on the facial surgery. We’re not quite talking bride of wildenstein but it’s getting there. No way she’s 38 - I’d say late 50s. If you can get past that (v nearly walked on arrival and not sure I’ll go back) the massage was ok, prostate massage pretty intense, and bj excellent even as OW only. Obsessed with hygiene - which in one sense is a good thing, in the other a major buzz kill - kept sanitising her hands with alcohol rub, and made me do same before the OW began, positioning herself for me to get stuck in with my fingers so I guess wanted to be extra sure I was pristine, despite having showered on arrival.
Anyway - all pretty good value for 100 sheets. Just a shame about the surgery.

[Kojac]

I guess 11 months of repeat visits paid off 

lougb1 has been fingering and eating Zara's pussy since at least March this year, he just kept the part about fucking her quiet to avoid a stampede of thirsty guys ruining his fun, now Zara's name has fallen way down the thread he's decided to tell us knowing full well most comments will get lost in the mix. 

[Kojac]

You have been counting!! Definitely not a YMMV though, more a private after hours affair!!

 

No woman can resist a man who can eat pussy well, as you already know. 

[Muff licker]

I have observed that 

[sparkus]

You have been counting!! Definitely not a YMMV though, more a private after hours affair!!

 

It happens for the best of us.

[lougb1]

Back to topic,  has anyone else tried Blu Blu....since my mini review?


 

[Boss_Grinz]

Back to topic,  has anyone else tried Blu Blu....since my mini review?
 

I guess you are the only one that's had the luck of extras

[PumpDump]

lougb1 has been fingering and eating Zara's pussy since at least March this year, he just kept the part about fucking her quiet to avoid a stampede of thirsty guys ruining his fun, now Zara's name has fallen way down the thread he's decided to tell us knowing full well most comments will get lost in the mix. 

Haha. I believe this is quite common on this board. When punters find a good girl they keep it to themselves for that very fear. Also I know some girls I reviewed have noticed a considerable uptick in visits yet no further reviews appear.

[Kojac]

Haha. I believe this is quite common on this board. When punters find a good girl they keep it to themselves for that very fear. Also I know some girls I reviewed have noticed a considerable uptick in visits yet no further reviews appear.

Speaking of keeping it to themselves , I have done a fair bit of recce down in Earls Court.
I can't believe this area is not talked about more often, especially when North End Road/West Kensington is a 15 minute walk to the west. 

Moon Flower 25a Earls Court Gardens
Elements 56 Kenway Road
Balance 42-44 Kenway Road

From what I have been able to find out all three of the above parlours are run by one "Boss".
One Chinese lady is working during the day alone at any of the above on different days.  If your lady of choice is not at one place then they will phone around to find out where she's working or tell you to go to one of the other parlours, similar to how walk ups in Soho used operate. 
Think of it like Well Health (SE1 & W2) and Paddington Spa.

The parlours appear to have a set where there is a room or two at street level with two or three rooms downstairs.

The Chinese ladies will let you know immediately what the score is and this is when standing in the doorway making inquires    Needless to say a few minutes later on one occasion I was downstairs eating pussy like a man who just came out of prison from doing a 10 stretch:  .......................review to follow at some point.

Health 2 Kenway Road is not part of the three above, however I got the distinct impression that good times could be had.

I can't believe Dons such as stampjones, Jonestown and ConanTheKuffar have never frequented this area. 

[stampjones]

Hey Kojak - Ive been to those places but not really for a while. I used to go quite a lot in the area but something happened a few years ago (around the time it all went shit with ping) and I felt it all got a bit rubbish snd I stopped going. I did try a couple of places on and off since and they were ok but just never enough to draw me back. I did try health 2 in kenwood road a while ago and was offered extras but it wasnt enough to get me interested.

I have the same problem with the places around paddington (though I do go to be health occasionally when I want to feel disgusted with myself 😂)

[Jonestown]

Yes, I agree with SJ, the whole area got a bad vibe with the debacle over the two shops, side by side on Earls Court Gardens, plus none of the shops have turned up a fan favourite in the last ten years or so. The small shop on Kenway used to be a polish enclave and had some fine girls, similarly the big place on Kenway when it first opened had some great Chinese girls.

[sparkus]

Moon Flower had some great EE birds of ample chebbage but the service was only ever above the waist and even then the prices started to get inflated so I just stopped going. It was only ever plan B if Kensington Church Street didn't have anyone decent on.

[lougb1]

I guess you are the only one that's had the luck of extras

Maybe next time with Blu Blu ask for the £75 (naked) massage? YMMV ...



 

[Moneyd]

Moon Flower had some great EE birds of ample chebbage but the service was only ever above the waist and even then the prices started to get inflated so I just stopped going. It was only ever plan B if Kensington Church Street didn't have anyone decent on.

Kensington Church Street was greatest it.

[sparkus]

Kensington Church Street was greatest it.

As I've said before, it was your reviews of it on here which got me to sign up and you sure did strike lucky there (more than me  )

[Boss_Grinz]

Maybe next time with Blu Blu ask for the £75 (naked) massage? YMMV ...
 

Something not on the menu, and whose meant to be naked punter or SP 

[stampjones]

Kensington Church Street was greatest it.

There were some great girls in there, but those stairs 

[stonebow1]

Speaking of keeping it to themselves , I have done a fair bit of recce down in Earls Court.
I can't believe this area is not talked about more often, especially when North End Road/West Kensington is a 15 minute walk to the west. 

Moon Flower 25a Earls Court Gardens
Elements 56 Kenway Road
Balance 42-44 Kenway Road

From what I have been able to find out all three of the above parlours are run by one "Boss".
One Chinese lady is working during the day alone at any of the above on different days.  If your lady of choice is not at one place then they will phone around to find out where she's working or tell you to go to one of the other parlours, similar to how walk ups in Soho used operate. 
Think of it like Well Health (SE1 & W2) and Paddington Spa.

The parlours appear to have a set where there is a room or two at street level with two or three rooms downstairs.

The Chinese ladies will let you know immediately what the score is and this is when standing in the doorway making inquires    Needless to say a few minutes later on one occasion I was downstairs eating pussy like a man who just came out of prison from doing a 10 stretch:  .......................review to follow at some point.

Health 2 Kenway Road is not part of the three above, however I got the distinct impression that good times could be had.

I can't believe Dons such as stampjones, Jonestown and ConanTheKuffar have never frequented this area. 

Pre-pandemic this was an absolute haven and i was there constantly.

Elements in particular had an ever changing rota of hot young EE girls who'd happily do topless HE for no more than £40.

Elements was my go to but if you ever got unlucky there you could walk next door to Balance or round the corner to Moonflower. Whatever happens there's no chance you're going home disappointed.

Sadly COVID/Brexit happened and all the EE talent has gone home. The shop remains but you're only left with older birds or Chinese which are not my preference.

Now i don't even bother going to Earls Court anymore as the chances of a random in a shop being positive are way less than it used to be.

[sparkus]

Pre-pandemic this was an absolute haven and i was there constantly.

Elements in particular had an ever changing rota of hot young EE girls who'd happily do topless HE for no more than £40.

Elements was my go to but if you ever got unlucky there you could walk next door to Balance or round the corner to Moonflower. Whatever happens there's no chance you're going home disappointed.

Sadly COVID/Brexit happened and all the EE talent has gone home. The shop remains but you're only left with older birds or Chinese which are not my preference.

Now i don't even bother going to Earls Court anymore as the chances of a random in a shop being positive are way less than it used to be.

The action seems to have migrated to North End Road but it's just not the same.

These things come and go, I remember when Middlesex Street were all t' rage.  Now I'd ask to be sectioned rather than pay those prices 

[Moneyd]

There were some great girls in there, but those stairs 

They were terrifying

[Moneyd]

As I've said before, it was your reviews of it on here which got me to sign up and you sure did strike lucky there (more than me  )

You’re too kind sir

[Jonestown]

They were terrifying

Tricky as they were to get down, it was often harder to get up them afterwards.

[lougb1]

Something not on the menu, and whose meant to be naked punter or SP 

Punter , because of long flowing strokes that you get with £75 massage...

 

[sparkus]

You’re too kind sir

They were kind to you, with their huge chebs

[stampjones]

Tricky as they were to get down, it was often harder to get up them afterwards.

Lol true

[jayper]

Saw Iara from Perfect London Massage for a bit of WSWS. Looks better in person than in the pictures. Kept towel on for the duration but barely at times so I thought it was going to go that way, but didn't even "accidentally" graze the crown jewels at any point or offer any obvious hints at much else so it didn't get spicy in the end.

Massage was honestly pretty good. Some of the girls in this agency can't massage to save their lives but I was happy to pay the 85 quid for 90 minutes this time, even if the ending was definitely not happy and the front massage felt a little rushed.  I suspect YMMV with her.

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Out of all the girls that I've seen from here only Katie, Barbara and Laira were upfront about extras.

[Boogzy]

Jinda from Wanthana massage in Leyton, went for a regular msssage the other day and she managed to turn me on and asked if I wanted extras, was told hj,bj,sex was available but she was on her period so opted for a bj and to my surprise it was actually good.. she sucked it good and choked on it, at one point she instructed me to push her head down and fuck her face, even got into her underwear and let me touch

[Muff licker]

Jinda from Wanthana massage in Leyton, went for a regular msssage the other day and she managed to turn me on and asked if I wanted extras, was told hj,bj,sex was available but she was on her period so opted for a bj and to my surprise it was actually good.. she sucked it good and choked on it, at one point she instructed me to push her head down and fuck her face, even got into her underwear and let me touch

  Did you get a bloody finger 

[Dixter]

Jinda from Wanthana massage in Leyton, went for a regular msssage the other day and she managed to turn me on and asked if I wanted extras, was told hj,bj,sex was available but she was on her period so opted for a bj and to my surprise it was actually good.. she sucked it good and choked on it, at one point she instructed me to push her head down and fuck her face, even got into her underwear and let me touch

Prices? Is this the one near leytonstone station?

[dross]

There were some great girls in there, but those stairs 

lol I might regret this but I wanna check out these stairs, where are they? 

[Moneyd]

lol I might regret this but I wanna check out these stairs, where are they? 

Haha that place is long gone mate. It was a metal spiral staircase. Tiny little thing.

[sparkus]

Haha that place is long gone mate. It was a metal spiral staircase. Tiny little thing.

I wonder what happened to 'Bill' and his brown leather jacket/jumper collection?

[james jaspen]

In case anyone is curious about this ad, I TOFT recently and can confirm that she is strictly professional.

She gave me a pretty good sports massage and was generally quite nice (if a bit cold at first). I was covered with a towel throughout. She made a couple of somewhat flirty comments and I enquired if she offered any extras but was firmly told no.

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[dross]

In case anyone is curious about this ad, I TOFT recently and can confirm that she is strictly professional.

She gave me a pretty good sports massage and was generally quite nice (if a bit cold at first). I was covered with a towel throughout. She made a couple of somewhat flirty comments and I enquired if she offered any extras but was firmly told no.

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working until 11pm and has photos of her in short skirt on her Ad... I think YMMV if you're her type

[Fuzzyduck]

working until 11pm and has photos of her in short skirt on her Ad... I think YMMV if you're her type

.. or if you're dripping cash.

[londonhas]

working until 11pm and has photos of her in short skirt on her Ad... I think YMMV if you're her type

that's so strange she said legit if she had "real photo" on her first pic in her ad 

[richard24234]

Barbican have seem to have gotten greedy as they are now charging 80 to have the studio privately or you will be sharing with another client and masseuse. @lougb1 did you get those extras off Zara in the 80 private session or at home visit? Couldn’t imagine f her with another client and masseuse in the room lol