London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

Contrary to what I said before, Yunji in Leyton is not only open for business but advertising on AW and VS now:

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[Yves_Dobon]

A bus up lee high road will get you 50 metres from the front door.

If you are coming from Lewisham Station, 178, 321 & 261(?)
Brandram Rd stop

[elnukky]

Correct

[LLPunting]

Popped into Thai Blossom Massage Therapy in Wandsworth (thaiblossommassage.com). Called a few hours ahead to book. Paid the £55 for an hour. Sign on the wall requests boxers stay on but took mine off to give the signal. Mamasan came in and gave me a cheeky spank saying ‘hey sexy’ - thought game on! Big sheet went on, then a short scrub before handing over to her junior (Kay I think). Kay delivered a very good massage, including swipes than were nonometers from the goods. Flipped, and again Kay delivered a very sensual leg massage, tenting like the Inuits by this point. With 10 to go asked about HR and was shut down. Left… confused! Anyone had a different experience?

Thanks for trying and letting us know.   

This is the place below Crystal's little palace of pleasure, so near yet so far!

Unlucky, you should've insisted on the first lady staying, the oldsters are usually a bit more game and if they slap your arse first then a reciprocal love tap, not grope, may keep the prospects flowing in the right direction.  If she continues to tease and doesn't stop you reciprocating then the least you get is a very flirtatious session that you can only fail to capitalise on.  Of course she reserves the right to say no until next time, or the next, or the...

[LLPunting]

What's the best way to get to Skyline by train / tube / bus?  I can google it but just wondering the best route by tube and if anyone knows any shortcuts.  Seems a bit of a mission as station is not near.

Depends on the direction you're coming from, if you'd Googled it you would've found there are no Tube-only options.
It is very straight-forward from Canary Wharf with a <20 min DLR to Lewisham and then a 15-20 min walk or a 5-10 min bus ride.
It's a shorter walk from Hither Green train station.

[Henry767]

Tfl journey planner is excellent.

[LLPunting]

I will update here if I do.

Don't bother with Jenny at Mind & Body, I dropped by when she was on shift and recognised her, I think from her trial day at Skyline.  Walked.
Blonde bobbed, 40s +/- a few, 5'5", packing a pot with at least a grapefruit in, plain faced, good English, EE.  I may not have mentioned her before as she wasn't called back to Skyline because she was crap, offered services early but then insisted on money before delivery, wanted more than the going rate, massage in the few mins it was delivered was meh, nothing indicated that the extras would be significantly better.  Declined extras due to her attitude and unsurprisingly her meh massage was subsequently worse with the mood on that followed.  Curtailed and got a partial refund.

[elnukky]

Don't bother with Jenny at Mind & Body, I dropped by when she was on shift and recognised her, I think from her trial day at Skyline.  Walked.
Blonde bobbed, 40s +/- a few, 5'5", packing a pot with at least a grapefruit in, plain faced, good English, EE.  I may not have mentioned her before as she wasn't called back to Skyline because she was crap, offered services early but then insisted on money before delivery, wanted more than the going rate, massage in the few mins it was delivered was meh, nothing indicated that the extras would be significantly better.  Declined extras due to her attitude and unsurprisingly her meh massage was subsequently worse with the mood on that followed.  Curtailed and got a partial refund.

Thanks for the heads up. They have been marketing her as Russian. I wonder how long she will last there.

[Jayjay17]

Don't bother with Jenny at Mind & Body, I dropped by when she was on shift and recognised her, I think from her trial day at Skyline.  Walked.
Blonde bobbed, 40s +/- a few, 5'5", packing a pot with at least a grapefruit in, plain faced, good English, EE.  I may not have mentioned her before as she wasn't called back to Skyline because she was crap, offered services early but then insisted on money before delivery, wanted more than the going rate, massage in the few mins it was delivered was meh, nothing indicated that the extras would be significantly better.  Declined extras due to her attitude and unsurprisingly her meh massage was subsequently worse with the mood on that followed.  Curtailed and got a partial refund.

Doesn’t seem like anyone else apart from Laila is worth visiting at Mind n Body. Apparently the receptionist who man’s the texts etc does massages and offers a lot but never really visited her. According to Laila, she was meant to stop doing the massages and do receptionist full time but no one really came to visit so she had to go back in to massaging. I would’ve gone back to visit but their extras are pricey.

They’re doing an offer where 70 minutes is £50 for the month of october as well in case anyone was interested

[Anonoxford]

Thanks for trying and letting us know.   

This is the place below Crystal's little palace of pleasure, so near yet so far!

What place is this? Can’t find any recent reviews…cheers for the pointer

[Hotspur]

Was in Lavender Hill last week on a reccy and noticed two shops so decided to pop in and find out more.

The first is Siam Beauty External Link/Members Only. Asked about pricing etc and more importantly to hopefully scope out the "therapists" who might work there. There were three sitting in reception, one Thai mama, big and not a looker and two European milfs who apart from being "horrors" looked bored and gave the impression they really didn't want to be there. It took me 1 minute to decide that based on this sneak preview its not a place I will be visiting. I thanked the receptionist and went on my way.

The second is Health and Beauty just a few doors down the road. External Link/Members Only. Full review to follow on the main massage board.

Subsequently noticed Kannika Thai Spa which has been reviewed her before External Link/Members Only

[sparkus]

Was in Lavender Hill last week on a reccy and noticed two shops so decided to pop in and find out more.

The first is Siam Beauty External Link/Members Only. Asked about pricing etc and more importantly to hopefully scope out the "therapists" who might work there. There were three sitting in reception, one Thai mama, big and not a looker and two European milfs who apart from being "horrors" looked bored and gave the impression they really didn't want to be there. It took me 1 minute to decide that based on this sneak preview its not a place I will be visiting. I thanked the receptionist and went on my way.

The second is Health and Beauty just a few doors down the road. External Link/Members Only. Full review to follow on the main massage board.

Subsequently noticed Kannika Thai Spa which has been reviewed her before External Link/Members Only

It's amusing how recces go down, you're either confronted with an ensemble of bored women who immediately put you off or alternatively the lone staffer bounds over from behind reception and does her level best to get you to book.

The ultimate had to be the Thai place in Romford, five Thai honeys sat on a sofa stroking the hair and ego of some aged rave DJ bloke with a ponytail (owner?) giving me a disgusted look up and down.

[sparkus]

Recent recce (meeting friends nearby), Beauty Springs on Middlesex Street - very comely girl on reception with a massive pair (didn't look fake) under her woollen top, short skirt showing lovely shaped pins and a face like a smacked arse. 40 quid for half an hour, non merci. Also loads of CCTV cameras on screens, WTF.

[loveahe]

Having seen a review on here recently for my old haunt, Health First Spa in Holborn, that was surprisingly positive I nipped in over the weekend for my visit visit in at least 6 months.

Wish I hadn't bothered, a mediocre massage followed by a bored milf trying to charge me 80 quid for a topless HJ.  Laughed and told her to forget it.

She told me the place is dead and they don't get any customers , can't pay her bills, etc.  I tried to explain supply and demand as well as elasticity of pricing but it fell on deaf ears.

This place doesn't have long left, a shame as I had some great B2B experiences in here over the years pre-Covid (quite a few buried in the depths of this thread)

I won't be returning. Ever.

[Hotspur]

Having seen a review on here recently for my old haunt, Health First Spa in Holborn, that was surprisingly positive I nipped in over the weekend for my visit visit in at least 6 months.

Wish I hadn't bothered, a mediocre massage followed by a bored milf trying to charge me 80 quid for a topless HJ.  Laughed and told her to forget it.

She told me the place is dead and they don't get any customers , can't pay her bills, etc.  I tried to explain supply and demand as well as elasticity of pricing but it fell on deaf ears.

This place doesn't have long left, a shame as I had some great B2B experiences in here over the years pre-Covid (quite a few buried in the depths of this thread)

I won't be returning. Ever.

They're broke and won't budge on price. Go figure it out

[LLPunting]

Having seen a review on here recently for my old haunt, Health First Spa in Holborn, that was surprisingly positive I nipped in over the weekend for my visit visit in at least 6 months.

Wish I hadn't bothered, a mediocre massage followed by a bored milf trying to charge me 80 quid for a topless HJ.  Laughed and told her to forget it.

She told me the place is dead and they don't get any customers , can't pay her bills, etc.  I tried to explain supply and demand as well as elasticity of pricing but it fell on deaf ears.

This place doesn't have long left, a shame as I had some great B2B experiences in here over the years pre-Covid (quite a few buried in the depths of this thread)

I won't be returning. Ever.

The horde of drinkers generally obstructing the passage and standing outside the parlour is a serious issue.
I had hoped the bar would die because of lockdown, the pub on the corner of the alley is bad enough wrt to obstruction of the passage by its patrons.  Thought that licencees had a responsibility to their business neighbours to prevent obstruction of premises and intimidation or obstruction of customers by their drinkers?  Fucking nuisance regardless if you want to punt or not.

[Budgiesmuggler]

How is Bliss Spa in Grays Inn Road these days? Remember some wonderful pre-covid b2b in there by spanish lovelies and even some roms...plus the occasional visit downstairs to see Rina.....Worth a visit?

[FlaccidChimp]

Was inquiring about Lara at Skyline. Seems they didn't get her in this week. Receptionist said she will probably be there next week. Don't know if Lara will be consistent or there long. Was told a new girl "Katie German" will be there Friday. Not going myself, but if anyone wants to take one for the team, they're welcome.

[sparkus]

Having seen a review on here recently for my old haunt, Health First Spa in Holborn, that was surprisingly positive I nipped in over the weekend for my visit visit in at least 6 months.

Wish I hadn't bothered, a mediocre massage followed by a bored milf trying to charge me 80 quid for a topless HJ.  Laughed and told her to forget it.

She told me the place is dead and they don't get any customers , can't pay her bills, etc.  I tried to explain supply and demand as well as elasticity of pricing but it fell on deaf ears.

This place doesn't have long left, a shame as I had some great B2B experiences in here over the years pre-Covid (quite a few buried in the depths of this thread)

I won't be returning. Ever.

I doubt this will sink in to the majority of Zone 1 establishments soon for the chop, who will elect to try and fleece the dwindling band of office returnees and tourists who venture in.  The ones which stay afloat will be the ones who stick to the established rates and retain rather than deter custom.

I am hearing that the cost of running shops versus what little comes through the till, plus abject inability to find staff, is biting the ones further out though.

[tony22]

yep, times are getting harder for all. and finding staff is hard as the daily guarantees aren't enough for them.

[Duron]

Called Skyline. 'Katie German' is size 8-10. Asked about cheb size but wouldn't say. Just said size 8-10. So if anyone likes size 8-10 ...

[LLPunting]

Called Skyline. 'Katie German' is size 8-10. Asked about cheb size but wouldn't say. Just said size 8-10. So if anyone likes size 8-10 ...

They will only ever give a dress size and age, neither of which will be that accurate.  Nationality can also be uncertain.

[hugo.freeman]

Any fresh / updated recommendations please for shops around Canary Wharf / Poplar?  Thx.

[hugo.freeman]

Also has anyone tried this place in Camden, Thai Style Massage?  Quite tempted at £35 for 1 hour, if I can imagine getting past all the freaks at Camden on an autumn evening.

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[stampjones]

Also has anyone tried this place in Camden, Thai Style Massage?  Quite tempted at £35 for 1 hour, if I can imagine getting past all the freaks at Camden on an autumn evening.

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Is that a price drop? Interesting if so as prices seem to be sneaking up elsewhere

[sparkus]

Also has anyone tried this place in Camden, Thai Style Massage?  Quite tempted at £35 for 1 hour, if I can imagine getting past all the freaks at Camden on an autumn evening.

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4 hander at 65 too.

Recce'd in a few times and spotted a few old dears I recognised from River Kwai.  The last time there were two glum EE's sat waiting for custom.

[hugo.freeman]

I tried both the landline and Mon this evening but neither worked.

Street view shows a Aug 2022 rather news shop.  If anyone is the area could they please do a reccy maybe even Toftt?

Ok that same site they have quite a few £40/£45 an hour places.  I too was wondering if we’re seeing downward pressure on prices.  Good job too if so. 

[Hotspur]

They will only ever give a dress size and age, neither of which will be that accurate.  Nationality can also be uncertain.

I messaged someone advertising in Putney Bridge Road, sorry ad has gone, and enquired about service and age. The reply I got was "This is not a dating service, have a nice day". Clearly didn't graduate top of her class at charm school.

[stampjones]

Lia(?) Asian Health Spa (walkdown), romilly street.

Was in Soho so had a look around and ended up stopping here for a 30/30 massage. Girl a mask but looked cute. Guessed 20s which was confirmed later. Small room with barely enough room for bed plus a sink. Massage was half hearted to same the least but eventually got to cc swipes that got me hard. This continued on the turn and in my head Id gone from no fucking way to yes please. Should have listened to big brain then. Should also have listened to big brain when she wanted 40/80 for HE/B2B. Said no I usually pay 20/40 at which point she launched into the Im 20 not old woman skit we used to see. At that point I was like just finish the massage. After a few minutes of playing with my still hard dick she cut her prices to 40 B2B so I stupidly went for it. Obviously she wanted cash up front. After she had it tucked away B2B rapidly became topless HE with some perfunctory tugging. No hands on pussy, no mouth on tits. Eventually brought me to a finish and I left. I really should know better. Avoid!

[StevenSELondon]

Forever Health, Westbourne Grove.

Walk up recently. Weekday mid afternoon.
Asked for availability of 1hr relaxing massage. Quoted £70 

Argued a bit and finalised on £60 , shouldn't have bothered.

Half decent massage, towel covering the whole time- including flip.
No CC or accidentals, Had to ask for HE on the 55 min mark despite mini Steven quite obviously being 'up' for it.

Quick ending, although not rushed.  £30 and a weeks worth lighter... cleaned up and shown the door.

Masseuse apprx 40, slim - pretty standard. Didnt offer and didnt ask b2b etc. Shop was OK, nothing there screamed worth £70!

[FlaccidChimp]

new girl at skyline: Emma, mixed black/white british.

Meant to be there on Saturday. I probably wont be seeing her this week to write a review because I have a punting session booked with a different SP I haven't tried yet.

[y101y]

new girl at skyline: Emma, mixed black/white british.

Meant to be there on Saturday. I probably wont be seeing her this week to write a review because I have a punting session booked with a different SP I haven't tried yet.

Fingers crossed!

[ppunterr]

I had to be in Uxbridge last night and drove past Peace Star - External Link/Members Only

Amazed to see a group of "clients" waiting at the reception like it was a doctor's surgery.

Maybe I will have to "visit" Uxbridge again.  Has anyone been here?

I know ... responding to a post from 2019 but been given a voucher for a 1hr massage at this place. Wondering if anyone has recently visited and whether the cost of living crisis had lead to extras being offered up .... may try my luck! Assuming all the masseuses are female!

[elnukky]

Dia - Indian, 25, 5'2, muffin top on an otherwise medium frame.

£50 1 hour massage, £20 for handjob.

She works out of a unit in Battersea business centre - Victorian style building, quite claustrophobic. Room was basic and clean.

'Indian style' massage feels similar to what Prithika delivered in Edgware road. Rather than focus on each quadrant individually, her strokes covered the whole body from legs to back. This felt a bit repetitive after a while especially while anticipating the turn over.

Hand job has potential, starting slow, also paying attention to the sack. No shower is available so tissue cleanup only.

Topless wank is available with touching only for £40.

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[sparkus]

Dia - Indian, 25, 5'2, muffin top on an otherwise medium frame.

£50 1 hour massage, £20 for handjob.

She works out of a unit in Battersea business centre - Victorian style building, quite claustrophobic. Room was basic and clean.

'Indian style' massage feels similar to what Prithika delivered in Edgware road. Rather than focus on each quadrant individually, her strokes covered the whole body from legs to back. This felt a bit repetitive after a while especially while anticipating the turn over.

Hand job has potential, starting slow, also paying attention to the sack. No shower is available so tissue cleanup only.

Topless wank is available with touching only for £40.

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Interesting, does the rack look worth getting out though?

[elnukky]

They looked like C cups, but she doesn't allow sucking so I wouldn't add the extra 20 for topless.

[Mdee100]

Having seen a review on here recently for my old haunt, Health First Spa in Holborn, that was surprisingly positive I nipped in over the weekend for my visit visit in at least 6 months.

Wish I hadn't bothered, a mediocre massage followed by a bored milf trying to charge me 80 quid for a topless HJ.  Laughed and told her to forget it.

She told me the place is dead and they don't get any customers , can't pay her bills, etc.  I tried to explain supply and demand as well as elasticity of pricing but it fell on deaf ears.

This place doesn't have long left, a shame as I had some great B2B experiences in here over the years pre-Covid (quite a few buried in the depths of this thread)

I won't be returning. Ever.

I go here a fair bit as a reasonably safe option, where I know there’s usually a choice and the prices have been stable for a while. On a Thursday a couple of weeks back saw a new lady (new to me) called Jie Su or something similar.

She was slim but a bit older maybe 50s with long dark hair and fringe and small breasts. About 40 for 30 mins and then accepted 50 B2B fully undressed.

Wasn’t great overall just felt a bit half hearted and not very sensual. Average HJ

I still think Alice is good here, and have seen Summer who is a bit older than Alice but can offer a decent service in my opinion.

That said the pub crowd is annoying and it has felt a bit stale on some recent visits. But around this area I find it hard to locate decent walk in places and I do like how close it is to the tube. There’s not much local competition really and Chinatown itself is a huge rip off most of the time plus no new girls anywhere

[hugo.freeman]

Dia - Indian, 25, 5'2, muffin top on an otherwise medium frame.

What do you mean by muffin top?
Was she semi pretty or not a looker?

[notcalledchris]

A muffin top is when the tummy spills over the waistband.  Looks like an american muffin spilling out of its paper case.

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[clittielicker]

A muffin top is when the tummy spills over the waistband.  Looks like an american muffin spilling out of its paper case.

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I have one of them too, nice polite way of saying overweight

[IAmNotFamous]

I have one of them too, nice polite way of saying overweight

Not overweight. Trousers one size too small 😜

[Fuzzyduck]

I have one of them too, nice polite way of saying overweight

You think? Try asking a woman who has one (wife, partner, colleague at work, girl serving you muffins in a coffee shop) if they think it's nice and polite way of saying they are overweight. Let us know how you get on

[Bangman]

Dia - Indian, 25, 5'2, muffin top on an otherwise medium frame.

£50 1 hour massage, £20 for handjob.

She works out of a unit in Battersea business centre - Victorian style building, quite claustrophobic. Room was basic and clean.

'Indian style' massage feels similar to what Prithika delivered in Edgware road. Rather than focus on each quadrant individually, her strokes covered the whole body from legs to back. This felt a bit repetitive after a while especially while anticipating the turn over.

Hand job has potential, starting slow, also paying attention to the sack. No shower is available so tissue cleanup only.

Topless wank is available with touching only for £40.

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She allowed me to shower, however the shower was faulty, coudnt turn off the water.

[bhudda]

oriental massage place in Ham near Richmond. Saw Chloe (?) who says she only works Friday. £50 for an hour, £20 for HR, wanted £50 for naked and couldn't be bartered down so i just went with HR.
OK-ish massage, nothing special, HR was quite good though I must have asked her to slow down at least 3 times, she did for about 10 seconds then just went fast again each time. Told me my time was up when there was still 10 mins left, grudgingly and half-heartedly went on with the massage for another 5 mins after I pointed this out.
Reading this back it sounds like a definite negative but it wasn't that bad - neutral I'd say but I wouldn't be in a rush to see her again.   

[stampjones]

oriental massage place in Ham near Richmond. Saw Chloe (?) who says she only works Friday. £50 for an hour, £20 for HR, wanted £50 for naked and couldn't be bartered down so i just went with HR.
OK-ish massage, nothing special, HR was quite good though I must have asked her to slow down at least 3 times, she did for about 10 seconds then just went fast again each time. Told me my time was up when there was still 10 mins left, grudgingly and half-heartedly went on with the massage for another 5 mins after I pointed this out.
Reading this back it sounds like a definite negative but it wasn't that bad - neutral I'd say but I wouldn't be in a rush to see her again.

Cheers mate - any description of the girl? Age?

[Chinaman]

Well Health - The Cut, Waterloo

Emma (Sun, Mon), Chinese, 30’s, maybe slightly plump, good attitude, trusted solid performer. Also at Paddington outlet.

1 hour now £55.

[bhudda]

Cheers mate - any description of the girl? Age?

Always hard to judge the chinese lassies ages. Certainly not old, I'd say 20s/30s ... possibly 40s?
Slimmish, though I didn't see her naked of course. Not unattractive facially, but neither was she a stunner - pretty average all round really :-)   

[stampjones]

Always hard to judge the chinese lassies ages. Certainly not old, I'd say 20s/30s ... possibly 40s?
Slimmish, though I didn't see her naked of course. Not unattractive facially, but neither was she a stunner - pretty average all round really :-)

Haha sounds about par for the course! Cheers 

[PumpDump]

Always hard to judge the chinese lassies ages. Certainly not old, I'd say 20s/30s ... possibly 40s?
Slimmish, though I didn't see her naked of course. Not unattractive facially, but neither was she a stunner - pretty average all round really :-)

Add 10 on to what you think she is.

[Flithy Red]

Re-visited the Chinese “Natural Balance” place at Upminster – 165 St Marys Lane. 01708 225268  External Link/Members Only
Saw "new girl" Tina on Tuesday this week. Slim, 5' tall, in her 40s, medium size breasts. Good massage, wasn't expecting anything more than b2b and/or HE, but when I said that I wanted everything, she pulled out a condom and did sex for £100.  She wasn't sure about returning next Tuesday, but gave me her mobile number. Three girls working, Lily was still there and made a remark that I didn't see her!