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Offline yesbby

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Wanted to try my luck at Noppakao Thai Spa in Wembley. This is totally legit place. The process of calling and booking an appointment can be misleading as they address you "Darling" all the time. Booked for 30 min massage for £30. Shown to the room by a decent looking and smiling Thai Milf. Asked to keep the boxers on for the massage. I inquired during the massage if any extras were on offer to which the therapist politely said, sorry darling we don't do Happy Ending. However that question did not effect the massage at all. Exceptional massage was delivered. Will go again if I am looking for a good massage. Its difficult to get an appointment at short notice.

What's the name of that other excellent and legit Thai place up north? I thought it was closer to Edgeware unless I'm getting it confused with this place. Big operation with loads of practitioners and high standards

Offline Pushn

Have you tried the Chinese place at the crossroads of Lewisham Rd and Blackheath Hill?  I still haven't plucked up the courage to try one of their matrons (plain, never seen under 30s, more likely 40s, mum-bods, some were blank, none charming) - so selling it aren't I   :lol:

I haven’t seen that place? What’s the name, I’m local to that area I can check it and report back

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I haven’t seen that place? What’s the name, I’m local to that area I can check it and report back

It's the only Chinese massage place on that crossroads.

Offline hugo.freeman

What's the name of that other excellent and legit Thai place up north? I thought it was closer to Edgeware unless I'm getting it confused with this place. Big operation with loads of practitioners and high standards

You're probably thinking of Nuad Thai in both Harrow and Northwood.  Big outfit, professional only.

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You're probably thinking of Nuad Thai in both Harrow and Northwood.  Big outfit, professional only.

Thanks, pal.. Think that may be the place

Offline Juulesy

Wendy @ Holistic Works - nr Finchley Road station NW3.

Just walked in and was greeted by a cheerful lady at reception.  Wendy is Chinese with a really thick accent.  Probably late 20s/early 30s, petite but chunky for her height (not fat). She was wearing a mask all the way through but reasonably attractive nonetheless.

When I asked for harder massage she used techniques to identify and work on the tight knots on the back and that breathed life back into the little man.  Went for HR only as b2b didn't seem like an attractive option with the mask on.  Reasonably well delivered HR and she did take her time to work into a rhythm.  It was far from a rushed job so not bad overall.

Will probably be back but they need to ditch the mask nonsense fast.

Offline Shades

wendy works at Palmer's green accupuncture centre under the name Katy. I think she works most days there now.
Anyone found her somewhere else. Does not seem to be at Palmer's green any more.

Offline goblet

I found myself with 30 minutes to spare in Shepherds Bush. My first choice for a massage at XD failed as they were busy so I called FuHe.

They could fit me in but this turned out to be very much a 'squeeze in'. Paid £30 on the door and was taken by Diana, a Moldovan lady to the room. I had anticipated a Chinese girl and Diana is nothing like the typical Chinese shape!. She wasn't fat but fairly chunky with a pleasant face. she said she had worked there for some time.

Although she was nice enough she seemed really preoccupied with watching the CCTV screen in the room so it was hardly a sensual experience. It was just about passable as massage. Then turnover after 10 minutes, no cash mentioned and she unambiguously asked if I wanted a HE, I let her carry on and she did a decent job but it wasn't an earthmoving experience. No mention of anything else and I certainly wasn't going to ask as I sensed I would get an unarousing 2 minutes and be expected to cough up a load of cash.

In the end I tipped £20 and she smiled sweetly, so £50 overall for what turned out to be about 20 minutes - presumably someone else booked was about to arrive.

Curiously, although I resented the short change on time - Diana was pleasant enough and undemanding on extras so on balance I was just about OK with things.

I think this may be the same Diana (based on nationality and physical description) as in the attached review as I think the 2 shops are under common ownership from comments I have picked up here and from other girls at Fu He. Others may know better.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=211986.msg2154452#msg2154452

Offline Wankingdead

Recently I was informed by the delightful Jess at Skyline a new girl called Arianna from Kenya started working, she was described as 22 and size 10, I haven’t been with a Kenyan since my hay days at Mombasa and the Beach club ages ago so naturally I booked a 30 minutes slot.
Arianna was not Grande nor was she a good looking girl, very plain features, blonde wig, nose ring. She wasn’t 22 nor was she 32 but probably in her early forties, interestingly she was wearing a health worker’s uniform top as if she just came from a night shift in a nursing home.
She was not slim, and her clothing covered most of her body so I couldn’t comment on her state of nutrition.
Massage would have been a 5/10 if she wasn’t so fascinated with my feet and spent most of her time there. She kept looking at the clock and her massage lacked focus and I couldn’t be bothered to give directions. With 5 minutes left she asked me if there is any area she need to focus on and I didn’t see the point of answering so I just got up showered and left.
Draw your own conclusions.

Offline Wankingdead

Went to see Alison who describes herself as the queen of massage at Woolwich in a small flat by the river. Alison is Russian in her mid forties 5:3 slim with short blonde hair and deep blue eyes.
Decided to check her claim of being the queen of massage so asked for b2b for £110,
Quick shower then laid on my front in her semi comfortable massage table. She went and stashed the cash then returned and took of her cloth revealing small tits with medium sized nipples and a pear shaped ass.
She started with a routine massage which was soft and this carried on for about 30 minutes before she mounted the table and started the sensual part of her routine, this was mainly breast slides on my back and front, she asked for respectable touches but would not let me work on her nipples as they are very sensitive, everything down below was out of bounds.and I was limited to rubbing her arms and legs and upper back and that was that.
Eventually she started tugging on my member to conclusion. I showered and left.
She advertises  her services on GM as the queen of massage in Woolwich.
I will not be returning but draw your own conclusions 

Offline Wankingdead

This event happened sometime ago at Skyline.
Sam was the masseuse and I was getting a b2b which I had few times with her, I always avoid any direct contact / grind as I know about her careless attitude however this time as I was handing her the fees for her services , she started talking about police and courts and how I should pay her more and so on, it was an obvious attempt to blackmail me although she quickly snapped out of it and tried to change the subject, however the damage was already done.
Obviously I will never see her again as she is becoming very unstable, I feel sure that one day she will have a complete breakdown and I don’t want to be anywhere near Skyline when this happens.
Draw your own conclusions.

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My conclusions are drawn!
Sorry you’re having such a shit time

Offline stampjones

Busaba thai massage, behind tolworth broadway (along from the garage)

Went a couple of weeks ago so details are hazy. There were two oldish chinese looking women in there. I dont think either was thai. I got the larger of the two. Reasonable massage and functional HE for 30+20. Had access to her large floppy tits. She was enthusiastic and did everything as well as could be expected but for some reason the whole experience left me pretty flat

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Offline Mattygibbsy

Visited Thai touch recently as well (mid week)

As I walked in, Sat on the armchair was Joanna (or Joanne). Mid 30s Romanian with blonde hair and quite tanned. Works Mon-Friday.

35 for 30mins. Shown to room behind reception. It had one of those larger massage tables.

The massage itself was mediocre at best. Loads of baby oil rubbing into the body. Very friendly and talkative. “Have you been here before”,”where do you live”,”summer holiday plans”,”British weather”

With about 10mins to go was asked if wanted extras. “Why of course, that’s why I’m here”. Went for the naked B2B with handrelief. Settled for that (£100). Nothing more available.

Took her kit off and I was pleasantly surprised. She appeared short and podgy but actually she had a great figure and has fabulous boobs which I attended too. The had relief was slow and pleasant. Kept calling me a naughty boy. Came to completion and was offered a shower. Took it with all the baby oil. Bathroom top of stairs. Was given a towel which was just some cloth to wrap myself with. People walking past would have spotted me in the clear light of day.

Would I go back. Probably not. Only positives were great boobs/figure and nice personality. Negatives are pricey for what its worth, mediocre massage, to much baby oil and rubbish towel.

Next time you go thai touch ask to see Jessie beforehand. You may get a surprise 😀. Fit as fuck though

Offline tony22

Next time you go thai touch ask to see Jessie beforehand. You may get a surprise 😀. Fit as fuck though

I can imagine - can you post a review Matt?

Offline Mattygibbsy

I can imagine - can you post a review Matt?

Not sure you got what I meant lol. Under the trousers sort of surprise haha.

Will post a review later mate

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Not sure you got what I meant lol. Under the trousers sort of surprise haha.

Will post a review later mate

This is Thai touch in Acton? Last time I want there (almost 3 years ago) it was totally legit. Which didn’t surprise me given it’s pretty much opposite a police station

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This is Thai touch in Acton? Last time I want there (almost 3 years ago) it was totally legit. Which didn’t surprise me given it’s pretty much opposite a police station

No Thai touch in Paddington. Star street

Offline Pushn

Does anyone remember the two Russian girls who used to do massages in Rotherithe? I know it’s a bit vague but I used to live near there about 6 years ago. They used to charge £50 for 30m including B2B.

I went a LOT. Really good service, always really pleasant and talkative. I did once bump into them in Tescos when I was with my missus lol.

I think one of them was called Rebekka? Maybe?

I often wonder what they are doing now. Best massage I’ve ever had. Wish I hadnt stopped going.

Offline Wankingdead

If I remember correctly I used to visit when they were charging £20, would you believe it. £10 extra for a pull and a tug🤣.

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Watching the impending developments in and around Taiwan, I can only conclude that the on-going dearth of young lovelies in Chinese massage shops is on account of them all being recruited into the PLA.

Offline crunchy_guy

Does anyone remember the two Russian girls who used to do massages in Rotherithe? I know it’s a bit vague but I used to live near there about 6 years ago. They used to charge £50 for 30m including B2B.

I went a LOT. Really good service, always really pleasant and talkative. I did once bump into them in Tescos when I was with my missus lol.

I think one of them was called Rebekka? Maybe?

I often wonder what they are doing now. Best massage I’ve ever had. Wish I hadnt stopped going.

I remember a Karuna in Rotherhithe, Russian B2B massage, £50 for 30 mins or £100 for 60 mins back in 2014/2015.  I visited a few times, great service. We actually kept in touch for a while as friends.  They used to work for Karma agency, where they got their training and the majority of girls left and went indy.  I was actually very good friends with one of the other Karma girls - she was the first masseuse I saw.

Offline yesbby

Visited Asiatic on Upper street. Really professional outfit - very busy and very well run. One of the best massages I’ve had in ages.

Not a snowball’s chance of a handjob

Offline Billybong

Elverson Road.  Went on recent Wednesday, early afternoon.  Cici was only one working.

Price list on wall, 30 for 30 and shown into the small cupboard type room to undress, lay down and wait.

Cici returned, put on fan and music on her phone.  I asked for sensual and assume she understood.  Claimed to be 28 and from China.  I think she could pass for that age, around 5’3” or so, slim, dark hair, wearing a summer dress and bra less.

She stood at the head of the bed, and the massage part was good, deep into shoulders and back, it felt very nice, and every now and then she ran hands all down back and gave a bollock tickle.  Asking if ok on several occasions, I assured her I was enjoying, especially when she leaned right forward forcing her crotch against me.  She did not mind my hands roaming all over her legs and middle.

Still on front she asked if I wanted more and I countered by asking what I could get for 30.  She said I will take that for b2b as it is so quiet.  She undressed and got astride me rubbing tits into back. On turn over she again mounted the table with one leg either side of my body and offered her nipples into my mouth. This lasted for a few minutes and then she moved further down brushing her tits over cock.

Next she turned around still astride the table offering a good view of her shaven fanny with protruding lips, encouraging touch but not inside.  Her body was tight, no fat, and her tits small with big nipples.  She got to work on the he using both hands, one after other, to tease top of cock and stroke all down.  It was really good.

At finish she cleaned me up and the used the sink to wash her own bits.  Good vfm from a pleasant girl.


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Elverson Road.  Went on recent Wednesday, early afternoon.  Cici was only one working.

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How odd you got the cubbyhole when she was the only one working.

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Yes it was odd, but the door to the other room was firmly closed.  The girl works Wednesdays and Fridays, and works at another shop on other days, but she would not tell me where.

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Yes it was odd, but the door to the other room was firmly closed.  The girl works Wednesdays and Fridays, and works at another shop on other days, but she would not tell me where.

 :drinks:

Any reason you don't want to post your visits as reviews?  Copy, paste and a little bit of editing would do most of the job and then slap on a title and rating.

Offline Billybong

LL - I only do massage, not escorts.  And a bit of perving looking at the scantily clad girls on London streets.  Saw a girl in Soho on a recent weekend evening wearing a totally see through top, full display of tits.  Maybe there should be a thread for sights seen on streets.  Sorry, gone way off subject now.

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LL - I only do massage, not escorts.  And a bit of perving looking at the scantily clad girls on London streets.  Saw a girl in Soho on a recent weekend evening wearing a totally see through top, full display of tits.  Maybe there should be a thread for sights seen on streets.  Sorry, gone way off subject now.

There used to be a thread for that but it was taken down alongside all other Off Topic at the time.

Some posted images on there and this was mentioned in an online petition against the site.

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LL - I only do massage, not escorts.  And a bit of perving looking at the scantily clad girls on London streets.  Saw a girl in Soho on a recent weekend evening wearing a totally see through top, full display of tits.  Maybe there should be a thread for sights seen on streets.  Sorry, gone way off subject now.

You're posting in the Massage section of the site where reviews are posted detailing encounters as you have done.

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Ok will try better in future
You’re doing fine. The point LLP was making was if you add what you said as a review (under the massage section of the site) you get credit with the site and community. People with reviews tend to be trusted more and you get more access to the site as you prove your worth. So it wasnt criticism (I dont think). - just friendly advice

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You’re doing fine. The point LLP was making was if you add what you said as a review (under the massage section of the site) you get credit with the site and community. People with reviews tend to be trusted more and you get more access to the site as you prove your worth. So it wasnt criticism (I dont think). - just friendly advice

Indeed, a friendly suggestion.  OP you could have a couple or more reviews to your credit, just go back through this thread and copy paste those from the past 6 months into separate reviews.

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Bit of a tour de punt round SW London and stopped in New Malden for a looksee at Jenny and Ruby @ the established place behind NatWest.

Ruby let me in and showed me to the internal room I'd never seen before, it's a bit smaller and brighter than the brick outhouse but has a higher ceiling.  There a small shower cubicle and the wallpaper is peeling off the walls.  Ruby looks in her 20s, very plain face, slim youthful bod with B/Cs looking very pert in a bra under her concealing top.   5'4ish and bobbed black hair.  English is quite good, her manner a bit shy.  Didn't fancy the lifting to try and elevate her mood so passed, hopefully someone already familiar with her will step up and reveal what a loss this was to me.

Review for Jenny to follow; almost as positive as Cici.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2022, 12:01:31 am by LLPunting »

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Will review the above when I get chance.

TL;DR slim thick Pole, looks great in underwear but chebs not so big, great titwank and lengthy edging but not much access to her. Lip filler too.

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Tanya @ Northfields so part of the Osterley line-up that might appear at Chiswick and Motspur Park sites.

Was going to write a full review but the heat and her underwhelming performance drained any motivation.
Slim; 5'2ish; late 30s+; Chinese; As in her bra; small, unresponsive nub nips; black bobbed hair; limited English and not one to chat; small featured, small face; not particularly sensual or seductive during ok relaxing massage; arousing touches formulaic; b2b also mechanical; avoided touch if she could; suffice to say no upsell or suggestion of RO, OW(O) or FS.

Offline hugo.freeman

DSPA Harrow

Business owner, Tan, currently away on holiday in Thailand til end of the month.  Two new Thai ladies in stock.  Sue and Bee.  Visit happen in Aug.

Sue - must be in her 40s, English not great, will only do legit massage.
Bee - would say late 30s or early 40s, good level of English, likely to have lived in the UK for a number of years.  A little on the chubbier side, glasses, massage is good.  Offered HE for £30 single pop.  I'd rate the experience 6/10, only because of silly incident which I wont disclose in case it gets me recognised.  I'd probably not return til Tan is back.

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Morden Thai Massage, mentioned before as a likely place for relief.  Stopped in on return from SW romp.  3 petitie Thai ladies on duty of different gens 25-35, 35-45, 45+.  All attractive in their own way but none stunning. Base admission 30 for 30 or 50 for 60.

Was assigned Suzy the middle aged of the 3.  English quite good.  5'2, slim, pretty.  Massage skills trained.  Leaned over and pressed hinted at being open to offers but I made no moves as wanted to see how she would approach things (and I'd already popped twice on my rounds).  She arranged the Thai patterned shroud in practiced fashion and no naughty touches although her massage of thighs and arse were a bit suggestive.  Despite her competent English she wasn't chatty and made no obvious  leary offers at half time.  There was a half-mumbled enquiry of "Anything else?" with no wink or enthusiasm at 5 mins to go :dash:

Looking at previous mentions of extras being over-priced and limited I don't feel I missed out although she's an attractive middle-aged lady.  May try another 30 mins if returning thru there but won't be visiting especially.

Offline FlaccidChimp

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saw Luna.
Asian 5 ft 4 ish, Approx B cups. above average looking. You've probably already seen a review on her here. She massaged me which was better than usual. I guess she somewhat knows what I like now. After 10-15 mins asks me if a blowjob is okay. I said no because I know its OW and her BJ skills aren't good. So she hopped on top of me naked, rubs on me, and puts her breasts in my faces. I thought the B2B was coming but she said sex. I asked how much and she said 70. I said I don't know if I have that much on me. I think she said next time but I didn't hear her properly. She then proceeds to put the condom on and then slide it on. Her box felt very good. Her technique could use some improvement but she did some good feeling bounces and grinds. I was enjoying it but then she stopped after 15 mins when there was 15 mins left.  :scare: I would've preferred to keep going and finish in the dom. She then proceeded to give me a poor blowjob which wasn't good. Then she took off the dom to give me a handjob and try a prostate massage. Felt good but I would've preferred the sex to continue. I came and it was quite good.

Damage £110 for a decent massage and 30 minutes of jiggy. You can get half an hour with an attractive SP for around that price but also get to use an extra bed and pound any way you like. So I suppose I got around average value for my money. Make of this as you will.

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Skyline
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saw Luna.
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So I wonder if Luna is feeling the pinch.  Would that be less punters just because of cost of living or because everyone with cash is busy nailing Rita raw nextdoor?   :dash:

Haven't gone near the place in a couple of months now and this appreciated update won't be encouraging me to do so. 

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Can’t remember the last time I visited skyline. I was going regularly for a while.

Never been a place for 10’s but was reliable and had a decent rotation. Maybe it’s relying on newbies who have yet to experience the (currently mediocre) service but feels like their days are numbered if they don’t refresh the talent

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Thanks for the reviews LLPunting. I was considering trying out Morden Thai massage so if I get around to it I will report back.

Are you writing a report on Jenny from New Malden?
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Can’t remember the last time I visited skyline. I was going regularly for a while.

Never been a place for 10’s but was reliable and had a decent rotation. Maybe it’s relying on newbies who have yet to experience the (currently mediocre) service but feels like their days are numbered if they don’t refresh the talent

Believe it or not I've only ever seen Clair there, on account of people telling me to go and sample the chebs/filth.

Offline Eric2020

Went to the massage shop on Elverson Road around 8pm on a Saturday.

Only one woman work, did not get her name. 45-ish years old, slim around 5'5" with small chest and no ass.

£30 for 30, +£20 for HJ

Massage was ok, gave me some swipes and then asked what else I wanted.
She offered £40 for b2b but I declined as her body did not look pleasing to me. Agreed with £20 for HJ, was ok. She let grab her, lack-of, ass and rub her panties.

Overall, you get what you pay for and I think we have all established that this place is very mediocre.

Offline stampjones

Jenny at roseberry review
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=352115.new#new
Worth a visit if you like slim young chinese babes
If you prefer boilers steer clear  :wacko:
I did see another girl, mia/mina who looked quite decent. 30ish. Not as hot as Jenny though

Offline Mclovin

Diamond Thai Massage - Liverpool Street

Was waiting for a friend in the area for some after work drinks a few weeks ago and thought I'd use up a bit of time and had a look around for a massage.
Stumbled upon this place, pretty quiet road so no issues if you're a bit shy like myself and like to dart in somewhere unseen.
Think I ended up paying about £40 for a half hour massage. Was shown to the room and was asked to make myself comfortable.
I forgot her name ( :dash:) but a petite thai bird walked in and she was gorgeous. The massage was equally brilliant and I'd have happily left a happy man but extras were talked about almost instantly.
We went back and forth on how much for b2b but I settled with a naked HJ for £40 (if i remember correctly). What followed was as close to a b2b as you can get without the full thing. Was given pretty much full access with my hands and even had a tit in my mouth at one point.

Only new to this scene but by quite a distance my best experience yet.

Only negative was as I was leaving a lad was sitting outside waiting to go into the same room which was slightly awkward.

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Spied yet another Thai massage joint in Leytonstone on the high road today, next to Poundland. Think this is the advert:

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Spied yet another Thai massage joint in Leytonstone on the high road today, next to Poundland. Think this is the advert:

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I think there might be a similarly owned place in wanstead?