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Offline sparkus

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I think there might be a similarly owned place in wanstead?

That's too far for me but not seen before.
I think this new one is the same owner of 'Bangkok 2' (sign outside suggests so) which was (is?) next to Leytonstone Overground station. I've called in several times (is a beauty spa staffed by scary woman in a headscarf) to be told the massage lady isn't there. Again, they're associated with the flat in Leytonstone and the below shop place on Leman Street some on here frequent. Yet to pop my Thai cherry in any of them!

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That's too far for me but not seen before.
I think this new one is the same owner of 'Bangkok 2' (sign outside suggests so) which was (is?) next to Leytonstone Overground station. I've called in several times (is a beauty spa staffed by scary woman in a headscarf) to be told the massage lady isn't there. Again, they're associated with the flat in Leytonstone and the below shop place on Leman Street some on here frequent. Yet to pop my Thai cherry in any of them!

Don't forget they did have a room in a nail bar near YoA.

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Another visit to Monica @ Northfields found her in full crimson flow so with attention to pussy off the menu I was treated to meh b2b but slightly better owo, with her taking me to back of mouth without gagging and a light hand to back of head but no DT.  Licking  of shaft, balls and perineum.  Sadly no CIM taken but was allowed to wank with her lips around my knob and then a pasting of her tits.  Bit pricey at 45+60 but were she not to be out of commission below decks then the service would've been likely all inclusive.

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Don't forget they did have a room in a nail bar near YoA.

Seems a wide and varied operation.

I once trekked to Walthamstow having been told by an SP that her mate with massive Indian chebs worked in a massage shop there (she didn't know where). The only one I found that day was a right shabby one in the back of a dodgy cab office and sure enough it was the big Thai who seems to run all these Leytonstone shops that come and go.

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Seems a wide and varied operation.

I once trekked to Walthamstow having been told by an SP that her mate with massive Indian chebs worked in a massage shop there (she didn't know where). The only one I found that day was a right shabby one in the back of a dodgy cab office and sure enough it was the big Thai who seems to run all these Leytonstone shops that come and go.

She may the one who now works alone at the Markhouse Road spa

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She may the one who now works alone at the Markhouse Road spa

I've seen several Indian women working there (two years apart) and none could be described as having a massive pair.

I was talking tips/rates with the SP and she said her mate charged more than her as she had an even bigger pair and that's where she worked. I then couldn't really find many places in Walthamstow likely to fit the bill :dash: (possibly a salon near Blackhorse Road...).

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Natural (Natural Ways) External Link/Members Only  on Glenworth Street, was nearby the other day gave them a call and made a booking. Got to the venue and the door was locked. Tried to call and no answer, waited a few minutes and no sign of anyone so I walked away. The lights were on but no one was home  :dash:
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That's too far for me but not seen before.
I think this new one is the same owner of 'Bangkok 2' (sign outside suggests so) which was (is?) next to Leytonstone Overground station. I've called in several times (is a beauty spa staffed by scary woman in a headscarf) to be told the massage lady isn't there. Again, they're associated with the flat in Leytonstone and the below shop place on Leman Street some on here frequent. Yet to pop my Thai cherry in any of them!

yep, that's all the same mob.

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Went to Skyline in lewisham today as was told new girl cleo was working ,thought would try her out

Booked 30 mins 35.00 and 40.00 naked HE no B2B

Cleo is about 5.3ish really tight size 8 figure with really heavy pert c/d cups and really facially pretty dark hair says she`s spanish can`t confirm if she is

Massage was actually quite good and not like just covering you in oil ,after about 15 mins asked if I wanted any extra`s usual 20.00 HE but 40.00 was just naked HE as she was fit couldn't help myself  and went for for the 40.00

she stripped off and said no fingers inside straight away i told i did not want to finish before the 30 mins was close so had 15 mins of playing with those great baps stroking,sucking was allowed and playing with her pussy .

really fit girl and for once attitude and service was relatively good also

after a few let downs made a nice change :thumbsup:

Apparently there is a new Cleo Jamaican working at skyline…not sure the above is the same person so if not, any intel or views on whether she’s worth a visit. Nobody else at skyline currently floats my boat….

Thanks

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Apparently there is a new Cleo Jamaican working at skyline…not sure the above is the same person so if not, any intel or views on whether she’s worth a visit. Nobody else at skyline currently floats my boat….

Thanks

Did you ask receptionist if Cleo had worked there before?  They have had some girls return (briefly) in the past year, none lasting long enough to be worth mentioning.

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I've seen several Indian women working there (two years apart) and none could be described as having a massive pair.

I was talking tips/rates with the SP and she said her mate charged more than her as she had an even bigger pair and that's where she worked. I then couldn't really find many places in Walthamstow likely to fit the bill :dash: (possibly a salon near Blackhorse Road...).

78 Markhouse Rd, not sure who works there now, but there was an Indian lass before lockdown worked for the Leytonstone crew back then she was from Finchley and had a massive pair her prices were high

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78 Markhouse Rd, not sure who works there now, but there was an Indian lass before lockdown worked for the Leytonstone crew back then she was from Finchley and had a massive pair her prices were high

Probably her then! Dammit.
I did see a young Indian there that time but she didn't seem to have much.
There's now an older skinny Indian bird on solo.

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Apparently there is a new Cleo Jamaican working at skyline…not sure the above is the same person so if not, any intel or views on whether she’s worth a visit. Nobody else at skyline currently floats my boat….

Thanks

The Cleo referred to above is Spanish.

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The Cleo referred to above is Spanish.

There is/was a Spanish Cleo at Cricklewood who is highly rated on here.

Offline Bigjimmyjones

Afternoon Gents!

Any sightings of the mob that used to work in Edgware health and Beauty? Apparently it's been shut down.

Offline londonhas

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Windmill Street, W1T

popped in earlier this week, 35 for half hour relaxing.
assigned the big room downstairs with shower, slim lady late-40s, friendly face, flirty
i mentioned sore muscles and she gave a firm massage which did the job.
on the flip offered extras, I went for HR and she mentioned b2b available but i only had 20 on me. she said 30 for HR usually but accepted
HR was sensual at first but once stiff became a bit mechanical and fast. touched her a bit over clothes and shot my load, she cleaned me up and i had a shower.

not bad for the area all things considered, will be back if in the area

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Afternoon Gents!

Any sightings of the mob that used to work in Edgware health and Beauty? Apparently it's been shut down.

Holly is now at finlandia mate.

Not seen any of the others

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Holly is now at finlandia mate.

Not seen any of the others

Hi Rajec ... can you give a description of Hollie ?   :hi:

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Hi Rajec ... can you give a description of Hollie ?   :hi:

One to avoid me finks. She’s a big girl, blonde, English. I’d estimate c cups. Bit of a belly. Service is meh from memory

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Just looked in at the long-running basement Chinese on Lavender Hill.  They seem to run several B&S VS ads for Chinese and Korean cuties/duos.  The 2 women were 45+ yr old matrons with guts and zero allure.  70/120 is as it has been for years, +20 for OWO where +10 would do before.  At these prices and the offering you're better off going to a massage parlour and paying for FS extras.

Steer clear.

If you're drunk and tempted give your cash to a homeless person and go home, you will feel better for it.
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Grotty corner shop Chinese parlour a little West and on the opposite side to the ALDI on the Lea Bridge Rd.

Greeted by a pretty faced Chinese matron who was otherwise a bit sullen, didn't say much in her broken English once she'd confirmed how long I wanted to stay and taken my money (50 for 60 mins).  I was fine with her being my masseuse provided she warmed up a bit in the room.  Instead a different lady came in to massage me, the lights being so low I couldn't see her clearly so it was a while before I realised it wasn't Ms Sullen.  Then after about 10 mins of moderate massage she was replaced by "Bella" who looked perhaps mid 30s, is of sturdy stature and about 5'4".  OK English but not a conversation starter.  Meh massage and then after a further 10 mins asked if I wanted extras.  Everything's on the menu for regular prices and upgrade rates.  Just took b2b @ +40.  Sadly once she stripped she revealed a significant skin condition with irritated patches and bumps and she also had several marks from cupping.  Boobs B's with inch long dark stalks that were apparently too sensitive to play with much.  Allowed clit rubbing of bald cooter.  Given condition of skin no b2b taken, converted to OWO that was surprisingly eagerly delivered to the root with a hint of gagging and balls received some appreciative sucking and licking too.  Enjoyed a lengthy spell but as no CIM or CoB available and with 10 mins left upgraded (+20) to FS and enjoyed languid deep stick in a creamy puss til I filled the dom.

The room is dimly lit and is oddly and shabbily decorated also feels a bit grubby.  Small shower cubicle needs some cleaning but the hot water works fine.  Rest of premises is also shabby and untidy.  You have to walk thru an unkempt kitchenette/bedroom to get to the toilet which is cramped and grubby.  All a bit grim.  Won't be returning given the conditions, distance and price.

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Grotty corner shop Chinese parlour a little West and on the opposite side to the ALDI on the Lea Bridge Rd.

Greeted by a pretty faced Chinese matron who was otherwise a bit sullen, didn't say much in her broken English once she'd confirmed how long I wanted to stay and taken my money (50 for 60 mins).  I was fine with her being my masseuse provided she warmed up a bit in the room.  Instead a different lady came in to massage me, the lights being so low I couldn't see her clearly so it was a while before I realised it wasn't Ms Sullen.  Then after about 10 mins of moderate massage she was replaced by "Bella" who looked perhaps mid 30s, is of sturdy stature and about 5'4".  OK English but not a conversation starter.  Meh massage and then after a further 10 mins asked if I wanted extras.  Everything's on the menu for regular prices and upgrade rates.  Just took b2b @ +40.  Sadly once she stripped she revealed a significant skin condition with irritated patches and bumps and she also had several marks from cupping.  Boobs B's with inch long dark stalks that were apparently too sensitive to play with much.  Allowed clit rubbing of bald cooter.  Given condition of skin no b2b taken, converted to OWO that was surprisingly eagerly delivered to the root with a hint of gagging and balls received some appreciative sucking and licking too.  Enjoyed a lengthy spell but as no CIM or CoB available and with 10 mins left upgraded (+20) to FS and enjoyed languid deep stick in a creamy puss til I filled the dom.

The room is dimly lit and is oddly and shabbily decorated also feels a bit grubby.  Small shower cubicle needs some cleaning but the hot water works fine.  Rest of premises is also shabby and untidy.  You have to walk thru an unkempt kitchenette/bedroom to get to the toilet which is cramped and grubby.  All a bit grim.  Won't be returning given the conditions, distance and price.

I have reviewed her sometime ago, was a good massage and sex was good with plenty of fingering etc but the skin condition was a put off

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I have reviewed her sometime ago, was a good massage and sex was good with plenty of fingering etc but the skin condition was a put off

It's pretty grotty there and they're all crones, was surprised to read this. I note from your review she also works Golden Herbs. These women move around day to day locally, the stumpy one who works up the road at Yunji also works the shitpit in Leytonstone you just reviewed.

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It's pretty grotty there and they're all crones, was surprised to read this. I note from your review she also works Golden Herbs. These women move around day to day locally, the stumpy one who works up the road at Yunji also works the shitpit in Leytonstone you just reviewed.

Yeap most these SP's work at multiple locations through out the week, and the level of service is not there and since lockdown no decent new SP's have turned up and most parlours have had no renovations done either

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Mind and body spa on Edgware road - External Link/Members Only

£50 1 hour + £20 lingham massage

Located in the basement of the Boba tea shop.

I didn't get the lady's name - Indian, wavy hair, 5'5, firm D cups, 40's without the auntie bod, firm bum.

Fantastic sensual massage followed by a proper lingham massage.

Topless is available but I didn't have the cash.

Offline actionjack

Vavi massage, Soho — https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=353107.0

30min massage + HE for £65. Not the worst option for quick rub n tug but nothing special either.

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Mind and body spa on Edgware road - External Link/Members Only

£50 1 hour + £20 lingham massage

Located in the basement of the Boba tea shop.

I didn't get the lady's name - Indian, wavy hair, 5'5, firm D cups, 40's without the auntie bod, firm bum.

Fantastic sensual massage followed by a proper lingham massage.

Topless is available but I didn't have the cash.

Anymore info on the location please? Can’t seem to find it.

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Anymore info on the location please? Can’t seem to find it.

You wont find it on the map. The unit contains three businesses.

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Shreya - External Link/Members Only

£40 45 minutes + £20 hand relief

She rents a room at the back of a beauty salon in Bermondsey.

Indian, 5'2, D cups, 20's, thick arse and thighs. bit of a gut.

Average massage followed by a pedestrian wank. I think she is new to this game and just inexperienced with men in general.

Topless (£40) and fully nude (£50) are available but didn't seem worth the price.

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Shreya - External Link/Members Only

£40 45 minutes + £20 hand relief

She rents a room at the back of a beauty salon in Bermondsey.

Indian, 5'2, D cups, 20's, thick arse and thighs. bit of a gut.

Average massage followed by a pedestrian wank. I think she is new to this game and just inexperienced with men in general.

Topless (£40) and fully nude (£50) are available but didn't seem worth the price.

Is she working solo rather than managing others in the same room on different days?  Perhaps belongs in the indie thread rather than parlour thread?  :unknown:

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You wont find it on the map. The unit contains three businesses.
Any shops that it’s next to, or close to?

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Is she working solo rather than managing others in the same room on different days?  Perhaps belongs in the indie thread rather than parlour thread?  :unknown:

She seemed to be working solo from that room.

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So I TOFTT a few weeks ago.

Katya External Link/Members Only

Hackney, off Cassland Rd, just opposite corner of Well St Common.

Apartment in a gated complex, need to buzz through or text for her to come out to the gate to let you in.  Ground floor tiny apartment, in full view of the neighbours.

Ukranian, 20s, blonde, decent firm body, not a stunner but not a munt either.  She seemed a bit distant & disinterested. Perhaps cultural.

£110 massage, b2b, he.

Massage - closer to the pushing oil around the back style than a deep tissue Thai jobbie. Lots of rubbing her admittedly firm and perky tits up and down the back & arse.

On the flip, allowed the hands to roam but not into the holy land.  Decent slow and sensual HE, but would have been better with a bit of eye contact and enthusiasm instead of gazing into the distance.

Underwhelming but perhaps worth a punt if you're bored and the girl is your type. I'll stick with the Asians.


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Called in on this one today. Bait and switch - walked

Depressing Romanian hovel advertising as Brazilian babe


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Thanks chocolate teapot.

As guesswork it'd probably be easier if he just told us how close to the station or if it's Marble Arch end :dash:

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As guesswork it'd probably be easier if he just told us how close to the station or if it's Marble Arch end :dash:
Yep.

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Thanks chocolate teapot.

Why not contact them yourself and ask for the postcode?

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Body n Mind Spa is on Edgware Road, on the block just north of the Sussex Street crossroad. Opposite Star Street.

Offline FlaccidChimp

Saw Luna at skyline again. She charged me £80 extra  for everything which has gone up from £70. Everything just means sex. It doesn't means DFK or OWO or anal. £80+ £35-£40 for 30mins of action is the going rate elsewhere but there they usually have a real bed and let you thrust away for more than 10 minutes. I paid that price and got a massage for 10 mins(average) then a handjob 10 mins(decent) then riding 10 mins(good) then a covered BJ(crap) and finally a hand job again to completion. If she's only going to ride me for 10 mins I'd rather find an SP that does penetration, DFK and OWO at 120 for Half an hour. I did have a good time with her but I've had more value for money elsewhere. Will probably see again but wont be giving her £80 for only 10 mins of penetration. if I want sex I'll see someone else.

Offline Wankingdead

When Luna started she was offering BBBJ, DFK and sex in all positions for £40, how times has changed she now reduced her offering by 50% and increased her price by a 100%.
I stopped seeing her sometime ago because I felt she is trying to rinse me.

Offline armslave

Akos in Edgeware has new chinese girls, I went back last week to see if I could see Kiki but it seems she and Nana have moved on. I saw one of the new chinese girls, Anita, about 5.5" average looks and C cup breasts but shes attentive and takes her time with the b2b although she does tend to rush the handjob. She charged £40 for b2b on top of the usual door fee of £50 for an hour massage. I'll need to go back to see what the other girl is like.

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Body n Mind Spa is on Edgware Road, on the block just north of the Sussex Street crossroad. Opposite Star Street.

Bang on description and it has a sign board on the pavement now. Receptionist looks delish but the two miserable staffers lounging around are a bit meh.

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Just a heads up to all punters thinking of visiting either Colindale Beauty Salon or Mirage Sauna - Edgware road. Both were visited by police last week on reports of it being run as brothels and there was a meeting on Mon 09/05 to discuss issue and close both premises. Not aware of the outcome yet

Went past in a Taxi last week at 6pm and the Shutters were down at Mirage, so assume it is no more.

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Has anyone met Ruby/Crystal/? in the past couple of months?  And where is she Norwood, Croydon, Clock House, "South London"?

She posts so many ads it's like she hasn't time to answer the phone or do the business, only some from the past 2 weeks with different deets and pics.
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No reply to email.
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447956447932  /  07956447932   - seemingly dead

Her photos are years old, anyone seen any taken in 2022?
The limited mention of her performance indicates a Brit that might put in some graft if you can get in the room with her.  :dash:
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Bang on description and it has a sign board on the pavement now. Receptionist looks delish but the two miserable staffers lounging around are a bit meh.

Did you invite the receptionist to give you a rub?

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Did you invite the receptionist to give you a rub?

Would have been remiss not to.

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Would have been remiss not to.

Damn!  Any chance she just didn't fancy you?  Your mojo a little outta whack?

Did you do use the Tribbiani nod or East End Oi Oi call to cock method?