London massage shop mini reviews

[Solran]

Saw Thai Sonya at Emily’s in Lewisham. First time with her and after a couple of not so great experiences there, thought I’d give one last go. 45 mins for £40. Into the room and Sonya is probably early 30’s, about 5’5, long black hair down her back and about a size 8-10. Boobs are a c-d cup. Start laying down on my front and nice massage which after 5-10 mins starts to get interesting. Lots of massaging of my arse and spread my legs so she could feel my sack and reach unders. Grabbingnof my cock and lots of sack play. Eventually flip over and agree £40 for b2b. She strips off and has a great body, long nips and pert arse. She climbed on top and lots of slides and sliding my cock between her tits. Able to touch all over. She then started to lick my shaft and the sight of that sent me over the edge and shot my first pop.

Sonya cleaned me up and I asked to massage her. She lay down and massaged her back and then started to do cc swipes on her. She was enjoying it I think and spread her legs, which I took as the green light to start fingering her. She was very wet and continued to rub her clit and slip a finger inside causing her to moan. She seemed to be enjoying it and had my cock in her hand and she gave a HJ. She then flipped over and continued to finger and lick her pussy. She then wanked me off over her tits for the second pop.

Still had 10 mins to go so she asked if I’d like a final massage. So she continued and after a short while I was hard again and she oiled the old chap up and started again with HR and licking my shaft and balls. Unfortunately couldn’t get over the line but an excellent time was had.

Very friendly sweet girl, quite softly spoken and would highly recommend. All in £80 VFM.

[jcbman]

Just following up om solran's post on sonya at emily's in lewisham.  I've seen her a few times and she's worthy of a visit and provides an enthusisatic service along the lines mentioned previously.  I have noticed that the general quality of service has dipped here recently though and i'm not sure why.  There's not the same quality of girls available compared to the recent past.  It's a shame as it used to be a real little gem of a venue.

[sparkus]

Woodford Health Centre, South Woodford.  Seems to have different MILFs on each day (who never want to give out names, as we've discussed on here before), extras always a cert but its business is also legit beauty treatments.  Tucked away on a back street from the station (which has two TCMs and a Thai joint next to, all legit).

Buzzed in and interest was piqued by the lady who answered door's large frame, tunic unable to cope with D cups and her quirky face.  Paid up and went in room and waited for ages for her to come in.  I'd say she was size 14, 36D, late 30s.  Massage was nothing to write home about and nothing sensual.

Before the flip she stood back from table and said "And would you like any extra service today?" and asked what I usually have in shops and what I pay etc. We agreed on b2b at 40 and she began peeling off layers, there was some tummy and the bush was untrimmed but not evenly hairy.  Massive nipples but not so firm breasts.  No backslides but that's not really my thing and basically 10 mins of sucking, licking and fingering followed, she kissed me during some parts but when I tried to return the favour she moved.  The HJ was nothing special, I have to admit.

I pop by there every so often to see if I can make any discovery (enjoyed some raunchy MILFs there in the past) but it's not massively convenient and I usually try the Leytonstone shops first.

[derbyladsouth]

Visited Natural Healing Spa in Angel yesterday and was seen by a lady who is Portugese, Spanish, Moldovan mixed, she only works Monday as she has another job as a nurse somewhere. The massage was very good, a more deep tissue than sensual and no cc swipes until about 30 mins after we had negotiated a fee of 50 for topless, I know this is excessive but wasn't thinking with my brain at the time. She has blond hair with a  slim body and pert breasts but is very good looking so I decided to pay the extra. The HR was well done but only down side was she stood so you could reach her breasts but not with your mouth. After the expected she carried on with the massage and then rubbed me down with a dry towel, showers are there but I turned down. While finishing off the massage had a good conversation with her and she is an intelligent lady as well being very attractive. Overall a good massage and will go again when in the area. I couldn't do a full review as didn't ask her name sorry.

[Spartan20]

After a bit of a break from massages due to other pursuits, I felt like a massage the other night, about 3 weeks ago. Booked at 39 Toynbee street only to arrive and be told I would have to wait for 20 minutes, likely the previous punter extended his session to get more extras. Overall happy as the two girls I saw were not great looking. Called Primi to see who was available but it was a girl who's been noted as being on the large side, so no go for me. Decided to walk by my old China Five elements and see if I could see any talent inside.

Very pretty petite blonde girl on reception, I walk in and ask if she's free to massage. Yes, 30 for 30£. Into the room, i start undressing with her there and lay naked on the table while she faffs around. She starts her massage, which was quite weak. Mainly some rubbing and a bit of pressing on my back while standing at my head. Kept brushing against my hands. After 10minutes on back she moves to the legs, throws some oil on and continues the weak rubbing, some close touches near the balls and ccs but nothing too naughty. Asks for flip and I turn over, with a mild semi. She continues on thighs a bit and then asks if i want extras. Knowing I was taking a risk with a new girl i only had 40 extra on me, which was enough for amazing b2b with Julia there a few years ago.
I ask how much for b2b, knowing I was happy to settle for a cheap hr. 150 is the answer! I laugh in her face and say no, I used to pay 40 for that. Topless is 100 and he is 50! LOL.
I say I'll give 20 for hr, she says no, I say ok continue with the massage then, we have 15 Minutes left. She very half heartedly returns to the massage saying she has skills blah blah. I just stare up. After another minute she says okay 25£, which I accept. She starts an actually very good hr, nice technique and using both hands, much better than her massage...she has a sexy little body and very pretty face. If she was a wg maybe she could charge 150 an hour and be happier haha. She allows touching over the clothes, great ass and nice tits although the bra is quite padded, but I suspect they are still nice and perky under there. She tried going faster with her hands but I make her slow down, pointing out we still have lots of time! I make her work until the last minute before I finally shoot hard all over both her hands. She seems amused that I wanted it to last and said don't worry I wouldn't have kicked you out right after (yeah right). Cleaned up with hot towel and left.

Would I return: no, shit massage and crazy price demands put me off. Pity Julia has left. But the shop sometimes has some good ones, but roms now think they can charge ridic amounts because they are pretty and young. Her name was Niko or Nika. If any of you have 150 to waste you might have fun but haggling is a mood killer so just avoid. .

[sparkus]

Thanks for the gen, especially as this thread has been so quiet of late. I had been trying various AW options but not found much out of the ordinary.

I wonder what your definition of "large side" is, though I've only bothered to go through with one session in that shop as most of the staff seen have been walkers.

[Spartan20]

I just tried a quick search for the post but can't find it now. If I recall the name was Barbera  or something and had been described as an ee bbw. When I called to book and ask who it would be with I got that name so decided not to go.
I prefer slim with curves so the blonde at china five was good in that respect but not great everywhere else. Put me off massages again really, especially knowing I can get fs with Sexy Anda for 30 mon at 80 and actually enjoy it and her. Her massage isn't great but probably better than nika lol and at least she'll blow and fuck you too

[sparkus]

Plonking this in here in the hope of more reviews of women who wank: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241132.0;topicseen

[SepiaHamster]

Checked out Pure Life in Croydon today. Not the most discreet of locations so if you’re nervous about that sort of thing then probably best to avoid. Anyway, was in the area so I phoned and made a booking for straight away. Door was unlocked so walked straight in which was a bonus as it meant I didn’t have to hang around the busy pavement. Paid £45 for an hour and was led into a room by an ok looking EE who looked like she might be a bit of fun. Not to be as she left and said “she’ll be in in a minute”
In walks your typical Chinese late 30’s early 40’s masseuse. She was chunky without being fat, 5/10 face and what I thought was a decent pair of fun bags hiding under her tunic. Not to be again, whoever it was that invented the Wonderbra should be shot!
Massage itself was decent, didn’t over do it with the oil which is always nice. Asked if I would like to try b2b and wanted £60! I said I’d never paid more than £40 anywhere else but as I was very interested in those potential fun bags I agreed on £50. Off with the kit to reveal a solid rig but only a C cup at best, fully clothed they resembled DD’s. F@#£%* Wonderbra. On with the show, liberal coating of oil and then up she pops and begins the body slides all the while scraping her not so cleanly shaven minge up and down my back. Turned over for the HE which was well executed, shot my wad, showered and left. Unlikely to return though the service provided was adequate.

[bigboy96]

Is this the one up the stairs next to Paddy Power? I've been several times and never even noticed a sign outside to say what's behind the door. If it is this place I've had some very good massages and fun in there.




Is this

Checked out Pure Life in Croydon today. Not the most discreet of locations so if you’re nervous about that sort of thing then probably best to avoid. Anyway, was in the area so I phoned and made a booking for straight away. Door was unlocked so walked straight in which was a bonus as it meant I didn’t have to hang around the busy pavement. Paid £45 for an hour and was led into a room by an ok looking EE who looked like she might be a bit of fun. Not to be as she left and said “she’ll be in in a minute”
In walks your typical Chinese late 30’s early 40’s masseuse. She was chunky without being fat, 5/10 face and what I thought was a decent pair of fun bags hiding under her tunic. Not to be again, whoever it was that invented the Wonderbra should be shot!
Massage itself was decent, didn’t over do it with the oil which is always nice. Asked if I would like to try b2b and wanted £60! I said I’d never paid more than £40 anywhere else but as I was very interested in those potential fun bags I agreed on £50. Off with the kit to reveal a solid rig but only a C cup at best, fully clothed they resembled DD’s. F@#£%* Wonderbra. On with the show, liberal coating of oil and then up she pops and begins the body slides all the while scraping her not so cleanly shaven minge up and down my back. Turned over for the HE which was well executed, shot my wad, showered and left. Unlikely to return though the service provided was adequate.

[Mr Rollison]

Hello London,

It's a bit early to post but I am off sick and bored.
Am heading to London for my quarterly punt.
I have nothing arranged yet but a firm plan.

On my first day I am heading to Leicester Square then going to wander up to
Baker Street.
Sadly I am looking for the older lady unlike most of you so I am not sure what future information I can offer.
Maybe if you have refused to go into a shop because of the Chinese Granny
on view but have wondered if a young attractive girl was hiding. I would be happy to
go in and check it out.
Or if you are felling really nasty and just want to send me to the oldest you've seen.

I enjoyed my visit to Thai Rose last year and quite fancy seeing Granny Sophie with the
big boobs in Little Newport posted about a few weeks ago.

Otherwise looking forward to my trip.
Thanks for reading.

[xanthos]

Is this the one up the stairs next to Paddy Power? I've been several times and never even noticed a sign outside to say what's behind the door. If it is this place I've had some very good massages and fun in there.




Is this

Yeah that is the place - had a couple of nice times there myself - but it is so public that it puts me off going more.

A few months ago there was a fire, smoke coming out the window - brigade on site and road closed - guess somebody left the candles burning, I wondered if there were any punters in there at the time!

[Nagual]

Hello London,

It's a bit early to post but I am off sick and bored.
Am heading to London for my quarterly punt.
I have nothing arranged yet but a firm plan.

On my first day I am heading to Leicester Square then going to wander up to
Baker Street.
Sadly I am looking for the older lady unlike most of you so I am not sure what future information I can offer.
Maybe if you have refused to go into a shop because of the Chinese Granny
on view but have wondered if a young attractive girl was hiding. I would be happy to
go in and check it out.
Or if you are felling really nasty and just want to send me to the oldest you've seen.

I enjoyed my visit to Thai Rose last year and quite fancy seeing Granny Sophie with the
big boobs in Little Newport posted about a few weeks ago.

Otherwise looking forward to my trip.
Thanks for reading.

Check the previous page. The unnamed massage place at Little Newport court is your place. It’s behind Leicester Square, look for a massage neon sign and an open door with a corridor (usually manned by a touting granny). For nasty grannies ask for Sophie or July, both similar in service and prices.

[Mr Rollison]

Check the previous page. The unnamed massage place at Little Newport court is your place. It’s behind Leicester Square, look for a massage neon sign and an open door with a corridor (usually manned by a touting granny). For nasty grannies ask for Sophie or July, both similar in service and prices.

A belated apology for not including your post and giving you credit.
You have been absolutely correct to think I was referring to your post/review.

That street is the start of my walk. Will probably now just go in and ask.
Assume that it does have 2 doors. One on either side of building. Newport court? on the other side.

[JackTheStripper]

Already posted a review in reviews section, but duplicated it here to keep the London massage thread going:

Well Natural Health, Little Newport Street, SoHo(Opposite Hippodrome Casino)
Therapist Stated Name: Jing Jing
Stated Origin: From Shanghai, China
Stated Age: 28 years old
Price Paid: 1 hour massage "door entry" £50, agreed £30 for Happy Ending in the room, gave her £40 at the end
Telephone number showing above door sign: 020 3304 3710

Had a few drinks in SoHo so decided to go for a massage. I actually first went to Number 9 Massage Spa, 9 Brewer St, Soho, London W1F 0RG. I paid £50 for 1 hour massage (therapist name unknown), then when there was about 10 minutes left, she asked about the happy ending. Completely pointless for me, as I can take over 30 minutes to finish most of the time. She asked for £40, tried to get her down, but she was saying "I'm staying late for you" blah blah, anyway, I eventually gave in and agreed. Technique was not good at all, although she did let me put my hand up her skirt and feel her ass. I didn't probe any further because she was actually a bit chunky.
Anyway, she gave up and said I won't charge you. I knew I wasn't going to finish with her as she had already spoiled the mood. She continued for a bit longer, but was complaining about the time, the shop was closed, etc etc. I didn't finish, so called it a day. I gave her £20 at the end of it anyway.

This was a shame for me because Number 9 always used to be one of my favourite Thai massages in London.

Anyway, still not feeling satisfied, I continued walking around SoHo and ChinaTown area to see what girls I could see standing outside the doors of the massage shops. I know where all the walk up's are in London, but I'm not a big fan of them.

I walked past Well Natural Health on Little Newport Street about 5 times in total over the course of 1 hour (I know, I am just like a kid in a candy shop, I can never make up my mind). Anyway, the girl outside Well Natural Health was the same girl every single time, apart from the last time I walked past. The girl I walked past the final time was called Jing Jing, and It was getting late, I thought she was cute, so I dived into the shop.

She led me downstairs to pay the reception, £50 for 1 hour. There were also a couple of therapy rooms down there, but she then led me back up to ground floor then first floor.

Jing Jing left the room and I got undressed. I didn't even bother to lie on my stomach, I got straight onto my back, hoping that she would get the idea. The massage itself wasn't anything so great, but she eventually went to the head of the table and started playing with my nipples. The old boy started to rise, and then she asked if I wanted anything extra.

She asked if I had been there before, I stated yes, but a long time ago. She said Happy Ending was £30, and Body to Body was £70. Although she had a nice body, I just opted for the £30 happy ending.

She must have been going at me for about 30 minutes in total. Very good technique, one of the better ones. She allowed me to put my hand up her skirt and play with her box (she was wearing tights, but not super thick ones which some wear).

I was taking a long time to finish, but I was really enjoying myself, it was not painful like some I have experienced before. She was making some nice noises, cleaned the oil off my chest and licked my nipples, and put her head next to my neck whilst continuing the hand relief.

I eventually erupted everywhere, soaking the tissue paper.

She helped to clean me up, and we had a little chit chat. I gave her £40 at the end because she never complained once (I get a lot of girls moaning because it takes me so long), she continued her work to a great standard until conclusion, she was attractive, and I will definitely go back and see her again.

The only problem is it seems that the 1 hour door entry has gone up from £45 to £50 at most places, and the girls are asking for more than £20 for happy ending. Never used to be like this.

[xeron]

London Bridge,  Southwark Street

50 for an hour. Was asked on entry about b2b, 50 extra

Lady had very obvious bolt-ons, wasnt especially attractive and was fairly thin aside from a bit of a protruding stomach

Massage was ok. Precious little sensuality
B2B was shit, about a minute of her literally planting her boobs on me, then moving up a bit and doing it again. No B2B on front. HJ was agressive and shitty and with her fake moans i called it after a few minutes

There was a more attractive but surly looking other girl in the flat, but from the state of the loo when I went for a second shower, she was working on her period

Total dreck. Avoid

[tombola1]

Thanks for intel 
That's a bit of a walk from the station.
How much for the massage element?
Chinese?

Have you tried the small TCM on left along the Golders Green high st towards Hendon?

An update on Kotchawan- it’s turning into a little gem! Apparently owned by same people behind Sala Thai- lots of same girls now working here with far better attitude. Vivian, Mai, Lisa and a few more now here- will give it a few more gos and report back. Great if you are local if not it’s a 20 min walk or 5 bus ride from Golders Green tube (83, 460 or 13 bus) £45 per hour- £30 HE usual increase for naked or b2b

[LLPunting]

An update on Kotchawan- it’s turning into a little gem! Apparently owned by same people behind Sala Thai- lots of same girls now working here with far better attitude. Vivian, Mai, Lisa and a few more now here- will give it a few more gos and report back. Great if you are local if not it’s a 20 min walk or 5 bus ride from Golders Green tube (83, 460 or 13 bus) £45 per hour- £30 HE usual increase for naked or b2b

Why would their attitude be better at a different shop under the same management?

How many rooms?
How do they compare to the facilities at the Hendon shop?
Showers in every room?

30 for HR is steep.
How much for NHR and B2B?

[Kaluuu276]

Totally agree with you LL, I had a legit massage once here before it changed hands.
From my vague memory the interior is spotless, marbled, good decor almost like Sansuk further up towards GG Station.
Before anyone asks, Sansuk is a legit proper Traditional Thai Massage Parlour and is one of the best.
I was in the area a few weeks ago so stopped for coffee, thought to scout outside Katchwan.
Spotted a Chinese lady wearing short skirt and blouse from a distance walking in same direction.
Got a proper look before she went in, forties, slim , lots of slap not a Granny.
I noticed another younger Thai on reception stuck to her mobile, the front notice read New Management.
There is another new massage place near Finchley Station called Nirvana for those interested.

[sparkus]

Interesting that London is seeing a definite rise in the number of TCMs opening.  Though this could do with a few readers of this thread TOFTT rather than leaving it to the usual crowd on here to do the reviewing.

[tombola1]

Why would their attitude be better at a different shop under the same management?

How many rooms?
How do they compare to the facilities at the Hendon shop?
Showers in every room?

30 for HR is steep.
How much for NHR and B2B?

Think there are 4 rooms three with massage beds one with mattress on floor for thai massage. Decor is on a par with Saka Thai. I have since paid £20 for HE I guess it’s up to the girl. Only one shower at back not in the actual rooms. Seems to be 3-4 girls working daily but according to a girl there it’s getting busier there so I assume word is getting round. It’s definitely a legit place too as I have seen middle aged eonen enter for massages so it’s still quite discreet. I have been 4 times now and they do seem to be friendlier than Sala thai. Sure that will change the busier they get though

[Kaluuu276]

Interesting that London is seeing a definite rise in the number of TCMs opening.  Though this could do with a few readers of this thread TOFTT rather than leaving it to the usual crowd on here to do the reviewing.

I get your point and honestly only go if have read a post.
Otherwise genuinely have monthly massage treatments for my lower back problems.
I tend to avoid a sensual massage in my locality in case of being caught out.
I only went to Sala Thai because on that day it was close to night time and raining heavily.

[LLPunting]

Popped in yesterday and today for a scout of the ladies on offer at the new Bamboo in Balham.

Saturdays:
Spanish, 5'2", lardy-arsed, bleach-blonde, over-caked ordinary looks, probably 30+, English ok but not very cheerful or chatty.  Didn't really notice boobs but probably no more than Bs hidden under her t-shirt.
Chinese, 5'2", 40-something, chubby, sullen.

Sundays:
2 Chinese matrons, poor English, older one 5'2" the younger other 5'5" but both easily over 35.  Neither cheerful or welcoming.  Neither were dressed to impress or had figures demanding attention.

Clock's ticking as to when this closes.  Perhaps the Triads are just buying property for the capital investment and the massage trade is opportunity to keep the lights on?   
Or it's some kind of laundering operation.

May try to see who's working during the week when I'm next that way.  Not expecting much though.

[billyrider]

Increase in places around Hendon, GG and Finchley will hopefully mean prices remain stable and not escalate.

The £50 for an hour and £30 HJ was starting to put me off too so hunting or good old Chinese VFM places like the one in Hayes.

[pinkeye]

Sparkus, whose tits would you say are bigger / better - Kavia at Athree or Clair at Skyline?

[sparkus]

Sparkus, whose tits would you say are bigger / better - Kavia at Athree or Clair at Skyline?

Kavia's, hands down (or wherever you want to put them). Though Clair is a heck of a lot dirtier!

[t221m]

Hi went to ORBS saw Tina-nice girl around mid 30s with two tatts. 40 for 45mins she gives a good massage is quite hands on, on the flip she asked what I wanted she said 40 for body to body and 60 for Bj with 80 for full service.In the end did 40.overall a nice massage with a nice ending. Has any one been to the other orgaic next to the bus stop in the ally way is that better?

[tomcat69]

Hi went to ORBS saw Tina-nice girl around mid 30s with two tatts. 40 for 45mins she gives a good massage is quite hands on, on the flip she asked what I wanted she said 40 for body to body and 60 for Bj with 80 for full service.In the end did 40.overall a nice massage with a nice ending. Has any one been to the other orgaic next to the bus stop in the ally way is that better?

Are you referring to Baker st? Am i right in assuming Tina is Chinese?

[t221m]

Yes , Baker st and yes she is chinese i believe

[Bigjimmyjones]

So went to check out Daojai last week: External Link/Members Only

You can see the prices there. But I paid £35 for 45mins plus £5 for HE. tried to quote me £50 literally as I stripped but told her £40 and she accepted. No messing about obviously

Overall as some people have said it does feel like a massage plus HE rather than a sensual meet. But the massage was very good and you can tell she's qualified. Really used her elbows and all that lark. I actually feel quite relaxed writing this. On my front I must say when she got to my legs there were some good (not great) reach unders/cc's. So basically with every stroke of the leg she performed a cc. Nice rhythm.

On the flip slide, gets out the pillow and went straight for it with the oil. Have to say it was a tad rough but calmed down on instruction.

Doesn't clock watch, and wiped down with a hot towel. No shower facilities and she's situated on the 3rd floor. There's a Thai massage "Thai therapy" shop on the second floor with a few Thai birds looking busy, not sure what the set up here is though!

[tomcat69]

Yes , Baker st and yes she is chinese i believe

any other description you can provide please? I have only seen Emma. They have known to change their names tho.

[tomcat69]

I did know a Tina that worked at orbs once, she had tattoo (possibly buterfly around her waist). She moved to organic hammersmith. Perhaps she returned?

[t221m]

Her name is deff Tina, maybe she returned shes there fridays as thats when i was there-Tatt seems to be in the same region. overall I thought was a good experience. would like to try the one accross the road from the station by the bus stop/alleyway

[saiyens22]

Took a trip to China Health Centre in West Hampstead. Got a 40'ish chinese women to dothe massage.

Massage was excellent, pro level for sure. I was offered HR for £40, I haggled it to £30. Seriously good, loads of edging and ball play. I came like a fountain. Oh, yes, £50 damage at the door, a bit steep for a place so far from central London.

Was around West Hampstead on a Sunday’s evening and walk by this place, having some time in front of me I decided to stop by.

45 for 45 at the door, I was guided to a tiny room at the back, enter my masseus, I would say around 40-45 a bit chubby Chinese and did nitro speak English very well. I tried a bit of conversati9n but I had trouble to understand her due to her thick accent.

Massage was decent, I would called it a backrub but she mainly focused on my legs, as she was working my legs she started to make pressure and caresse above my thighs but also in between my cheeks

Turning around aroun she announce £50 I négociated £40 topless.that massage was really good with a lot of ball play but also anal play (just pressure). It did not took me long to finish

Then was offered a shower and made my way out.

Would I return yes good place if you are nearby.

[Mr Gothic]

Just popped a review in the reviews section on a punt last month at Asian massage and beauty salon (Lewisham).

Tldr:
Alright punt, no choice of girl, but a decent massage, blow and tug with a thirty something Chinese woman. No full intercourse though.
I'm told that not all of girls there offer extras and you have to be a bit careful on how you ask for them.
Go read the full review if you want.

[jeevan1]

Went to Skyline in lewisham today as was told new girl cleo was working ,thought would try her out

Booked 30 mins 35.00 and 40.00 naked HE no B2B

Cleo is about 5.3ish really tight size 8 figure with really heavy pert c/d cups and really facially pretty dark hair says she`s spanish can`t confirm if she is

Massage was actually quite good and not like just covering you in oil ,after about 15 mins asked if I wanted any extra`s usual 20.00 HE but 40.00 was just naked HE as she was fit couldn't help myself  and went for for the 40.00

she stripped off and said no fingers inside straight away i told i did not want to finish before the 30 mins was close so had 15 mins of playing with those great baps stroking,sucking was allowed and playing with her pussy .

really fit girl and for once attitude and service was relatively good also

after a few let downs made a nice change

[Yves_Dobon]

I am not sure if this should be in the review section. I noticed this establishment whilst driving through Eltham recently.  I popped in to do a quick recce.  Ended up staying for 30 mins.  Choice of 2 women, one Chinese the other "Thai".  Chose the Thai but I was not convinced by the end of the massage that she was Thai.  Massage was below par, lots of repetitive pressing in the same places and no massage as such.  No attempts to arouse me with ccs or any other part of the dick/ball region.  Flipped after 15-20 mins and almost immediately popped the question with an opening gambit of 45 for HR.  I declined and asked her to carry on.  She made no attempt to persuade me to change my mind so I ended up with just the 30 mins for £30.
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[massOmass]

Just a bit of intel on RiverKwai Thai Massage, Leytonstone, I pop-in recently and while waiting was given a client diagnostic sheet to complete (!) which requested various personal/health info etc I didn't bother to read all the way down the sheet but pointblank refused to complete it and told her that I was a regular.
On my way in I saw a petite Thai lady, a larger one and what I thought was a EE. I thought my luck might be in with the first on the list and was shown to the room after a few minutes what I thought was the EE entered the room:( but its turn out that she was Spanish (not sure as I'd lost all interest at this point). That was the first downer as see was also def no-looker and I have a preference for Thai masseurs.
Got started with the massage which was nothing more than ok. However, my second downer was yet to come. She started to criticise HE masseurs because she was a "professional" and I knew I day had gone from bad to worse Needless to say something else was on the menu apart from a rubbish massge and lots of chatter. Beware.

[Callisto]

Hello to all!  After four months' abstention, I have made a cock-between-legs return.  It feels likely to be a temporary return given that I am already bored, but we'll see.  Interestingly, the first thing I went back to was arranging paid meets with (mostly) amateurs via CL.  That easily gives me the best thrill, because of the authenticity of the girls (ie I'm not the 55th guy they've frigged off today) and unknowns involved, even if much more legwork is involved.  With AW I generally can't be fucked - and that and FBSM seem to just be getting a) less reliable and b) more expensive, which is not a happy combination.

Anyway, that's enough of my state of the union speech.  I have visited two FBSMs since being back, and both, coincidentally were called Bamboo.  For the newish one in Balham I saw Isabel (sp) I think, and I basically agree with LLP's prior assessment: old birds, shit location, no kop.  With Bamboo on Leather Lane I was serviced by a raunchy, slim, mildly hot Thai 40-something who did an involuntary B2B (i.e. she really had to be coaxed onto the table) for £40 and truly wasn't worth it.  I didn't even cum.  The shower was nice, though.

Moral of the story: avoid all places called Bamboo.

[Belly_Fluff]

Hello to all!  After four months' abstention, I have made a cock-between-legs return.  It feels likely to be a temporary return given that I am already bored, but we'll see.  Interestingly, the first thing I went back to was arranging paid meets with (mostly) amateurs via CL.  That easily gives me the best thrill, because of the authenticity of the girls (ie I'm not the 55th guy they've frigged off today) and unknowns involved, even if much more legwork is involved.  With AW I generally can't be fucked - and that and FBSM seem to just be getting a) less reliable and b) more expensive, which is not a happy combination.

CL is Craigs List?

[sparkus]

Hello to all!  After four months' abstention, I have made a cock-between-legs return.  It feels likely to be a temporary return given that I am already bored, but we'll see.  Interestingly, the first thing I went back to was arranging paid meets with (mostly) amateurs via CL.  That easily gives me the best thrill, because of the authenticity of the girls (ie I'm not the 55th guy they've frigged off today) and unknowns involved, even if much more legwork is involved.  With AW I generally can't be fucked - and that and FBSM seem to just be getting a) less reliable and b) more expensive, which is not a happy combination.

Anyway, that's enough of my state of the union speech.  I have visited two FBSMs since being back, and both, coincidentally were called Bamboo.  For the newish one in Balham I saw Isabel (sp) I think, and I basically agree with LLP's prior assessment: old birds, shit location, no kop.  With Bamboo on Leather Lane I was serviced by a raunchy, slim, mildly hot Thai 40-something who did an involuntary B2B (i.e. she really had to be coaxed onto the table) for £40 and truly wasn't worth it.  I didn't even cum.  The shower was nice, though.

Moral of the story: avoid all places called Bamboo.

You're not the only one who's jaded and by god I've done a few recces of late (had two spare hours today and zero doing).  Sadly no one has taught the secrets of CL yet...

[Moneyd]

You're not the only one who's jaded and by god I've done a few recces of late (had two spare hours today and zero doing).  Sadly no one has taught the secrets of CL yet...

Snap on the CL front. Would love to crack it.

I think bidvine has opportunities too but yet to have success.

[mastervon]

I’ve had a couple of visits to Primo Health on Wentworth St, Aldgate recently and now I’m moderately addicted to a slim, young oriental girl there called Mei Mei. About 5’4”, fantastic figure (enhanced tits, but nicely done). The usual fee here for a 1hr massage, starts out with an OK back massage, lots of CC swipes and occasional grazing of the balls almost from the start. After about 30 mins, asked if I wanted any extras so agreed a fully naked B2B with HE for £40. Wow, this girl has the most amazing body, super slim and super toned and the enhanced tits felt great rubbing all over my body (hard nipples in my bum crack is an awesome sensation!!). She let me gently stroke her body, including her increasingly damp pussy, all whilst giving me a fantastic hand job.

2nd visit I didn’t have to ask for B2B, 3rd visit included kissing and was much more sensual.

I usually go for the full GFE escort experience, but this girl is converting me to the world of FBSM!!

Keep persevering my friend, you will find that more is on offer.  I stopped seeing her due to a proliferation of questions about my personal life and a perception that she's a bit nuts...  Smoking body and good skills though.

[stampjones]

Snap on the CL front. Would love to crack it.

I think bidvine has opportunities too but yet to have success.

There’s a thread somewhere on craigslist tips. I’ve been a longtime fan but even I’ve given up recently. Doesnt seem to be anyone on it anymore 

[caledoniapunter]

Was in the Liverpool St vicinity on Monday night and took a wander down a deserted Wentworth St. Outside Primo there was an EE on her phone who didn't really take my fancy and I assumed as soon as I walked in she would be my masseuse so I took my chances and walked into Healthcare across the road. Never been to this place before. City location so £50 on the door. Receptionist yells downstairs and I am assigned Sonia, a typically unremarkable early 40's Chinese I would guess. Massage was way too light despite me asking for slightly firmer but to be honest it had been a long day and I was pretty knackered by that point so wasn't massively bothered.
Agreed £30 for clothed hj, she kept pushing for b2b but I wasn't interested so didn't even find out how much she wanted for that. Sensual side was well delivered and hands allowed to wander so no complaints and as she cleaned me up she was flirty and polite. I temporarily took leave of my senses and gave her a £40 tip instead of the agreed £30. Apologies to the other members for my stupidity.
Wouldn't rush back apart from the fact that I seem to remember an Italian girl called Anna Leah works out of this place. I remember her getting good reviews when she was over at Leather Lane a while back. I am pretty sure I saw her having a cigarette outside that establishment when I was out and about at the food market over there but never got the chance before that place changed hands. She looked pretty hot so I might try and find out what days she works but don't think I will drop back on this place unannounced.
Might try Primo across the road as read some good stuff about a girl called Meimei earlier on this thread. Apologies again for my lack of judgement and over tipping.

[scutty brown]

................read some good stuff about a girl called Meimei earlier on this thread. Apologies again for my lack of judgement and over tipping.

If MeiMei is a Burmese woman also known as Muriel, don't bother: she's currently in the Blackpool Alfred St flat. And she's not worth the money

She normally works in London but has been hired out to a local pimp

[sparkus]

Was in the Liverpool St vicinity on Monday night and took a wander down a deserted Wentworth St. Outside Primo there was an EE on her phone who didn't really take my fancy and I assumed as soon as I walked in she would be my masseuse so I took my chances and walked into Healthcare across the road. Never been to this place before. City location so £50 on the door. Receptionist yells downstairs and I am assigned Sonia, a typically unremarkable early 40's Chinese I would guess. Massage was way too light despite me asking for slightly firmer but to be honest it had been a long day and I was pretty knackered by that point so wasn't massively bothered.
Agreed £30 for clothed hj, she kept pushing for b2b but I wasn't interested so didn't even find out how much she wanted for that. Sensual side was well delivered and hands allowed to wander so no complaints and as she cleaned me up she was flirty and polite. I temporarily took leave of my senses and gave her a £40 tip instead of the agreed £30. Apologies to the other members for my stupidity.
Wouldn't rush back apart from the fact that I seem to remember an Italian girl called Anna Leah works out of this place. I remember her getting good reviews when she was over at Leather Lane a while back. I am pretty sure I saw her having a cigarette outside that establishment when I was out and about at the food market over there but never got the chance before that place changed hands. She looked pretty hot so I might try and find out what days she works but don't think I will drop back on this place unannounced.
Might try Primo across the road as read some good stuff about a girl called Meimei earlier on this thread. Apologies again for my lack of judgement and over tipping.

I don't understand why people who aren't sure commit to the whole hour...

Those EE women smoking outside are a pretty good deterrent, it has to be said.

[elnukky]

Went to Skyline in lewisham today as was told new girl cleo was working ,thought would try her out

Booked 30 mins 35.00 and 40.00 naked HE no B2B

Cleo is about 5.3ish really tight size 8 figure with really heavy pert c/d cups and really facially pretty dark hair says she`s spanish can`t confirm if she is

I wonder if its the same cleo from the cricklewood shop

[caledoniapunter]

I don't understand why people who aren't sure commit to the whole hour...

Those EE women smoking outside are a pretty good deterrent, it has to be said.

Fair comment, lesson learned but in my defence I was pretty knackered after long day and didn't just want to get a massage for 15-20 minutes before moving onto the sensual side.

[Ladeeda]

Was in the Liverpool St vicinity on Monday night and took a wander down a deserted Wentworth St. Outside Primo there was an EE on her phone who didn't really take my fancy and I assumed as soon as I walked in she would be my masseuse so I took my chances and walked into Healthcare across the road. Never been to this place before. City location so £50 on the door. Receptionist yells downstairs and I am assigned Sonia, a typically unremarkable early 40's Chinese I would guess. Massage was way too light despite me asking for slightly firmer but to be honest it had been a long day and I was pretty knackered by that point so wasn't massively bothered.
Agreed £30 for clothed hj, she kept pushing for b2b but I wasn't interested so didn't even find out how much she wanted for that. Sensual side was well delivered and hands allowed to wander so no complaints and as she cleaned me up she was flirty and polite. I temporarily took leave of my senses and gave her a £40 tip instead of the agreed £30. Apologies to the other members for my stupidity.
Wouldn't rush back apart from the fact that I seem to remember an Italian girl called Anna Leah works out of this place. I remember her getting good reviews when she was over at Leather Lane a while back. I am pretty sure I saw her having a cigarette outside that establishment when I was out and about at the food market over there but never got the chance before that place changed hands. She looked pretty hot so I might try and find out what days she works but don't think I will drop back on this place unannounced.
Might try Primo across the road as read some good stuff about a girl called Meimei earlier on this thread. Apologies again for my lack of judgement and over tipping.

I saw Anna Leah back when she was on Leather Lane maybe two years ago. Didn't know she was still working but would be tempted to revisit - anyone know what days she works?

Also Mei Mei if anyone knows her rota too.