London massage shop mini reviews

[Wankingdead]

I actually paid as I didn’t want any aggro and just wanted to get out as quickly as possible.
I think it is totally understandable if a masseuse want to change her offerings but she shouldn’t expect the same price for a much lower level of service,

[Budgiesmuggler]

So is there anyone working at skyline still to be recommended.
Seen Hannah and Vicky....both marginal positives...I also enjoyed Layla the Argie a while back who seemed game for anything if the price was right. Havent been back for a while so interested if any new stars in the making there.
Thanks

[LLPunting]

Luna a mixup that cost me,
Went for an agreed appointment with another masseuse @ Skyline, in walks Luna, the manager messed up however Luna was pleasant and very happy to see me, I was embarrassed to tell her about the mixup so tried to cut my losses and settle for a decent massage which she is good at. Half way I was asked to turn over and without asking she started to take her top off, same tiny tits. So she decided to do a b2b without asking like the good old days but what a difference her b2b now is basically standing by the table side and tugging ferociously no body slides no touching below the waste line, some customers are full of diseases she told, she is scared of catching something nasty she said. How bizarre!
Anyhow I had enough preaching for the day and walked with 10 minutes to spare. Never again.

Who did you mean to see?
Am surprised you stayed for Luna as we've known for years on this thread that she's been limiting service and jaded since her brief bloom at the start of her career there.
Wonder what the Hell she means about the disease reference and how that would impact her as she wasn't supposedly offering anything beyond HR and "b2b" anyway? 

[LLPunting]

I actually paid as I didn’t want any aggro and just wanted to get out as quickly as possible.
I think it is totally understandable if a masseuse want to change her offerings but she shouldn’t expect the same price for a much lower level of service,

Whenever a repeat visit results in noticeably less service than before because of the SP then I leave less cash fairly matching the service delivered and I wouldn't return to the SP if it seemed to be a likely permanent reduction of offerings.
This is what happened with Luna all those years ago. 

Like you I wouldn't argue the reduced service but if an SP is insisting on the same reward then I'd curtail the session, only pay for what was received and get a refund from management for substantial time not spent, if in a parlour/brothel.  If the latter didn't cough up then I'd certainly not return to the establishment either, sadly but more likely for a place I wasn't a regular at, but some have pleasantly surprised in the past and I've continued to visit without repurcussions.

[LLPunting]

So is there anyone working at skyline still to be recommended.
Seen Hannah and Vicky....both marginal positives...I also enjoyed Layla the Argie a while back who seemed game for anything if the price was right. Havent been back for a while so interested if any new stars in the making there.
Thanks

Not really met anyone there that's classic regular material since they came out of lockdown. 

[Wankingdead]

So is there anyone working at skyline still to be recommended.
Seen Hannah and Vicky....both marginal positives...I also enjoyed Layla the Argie a while back who seemed game for anything if the price was right. Havent been back for a while so interested if any new stars in the making there.
Thanks

Simple answer NO ONE at the moment sadly

[FlaccidChimp]

Luna a mixup that cost me,
Went for an agreed appointment with another masseuse @ Skyline, in walks Luna, the manager messed up however Luna was pleasant and very happy to see me, I was embarrassed to tell her about the mixup so tried to cut my losses and settle for a decent massage which she is good at. Half way I was asked to turn over and without asking she started to take her top off, same tiny tits. So she decided to do a b2b without asking like the good old days but what a difference her b2b now is basically standing by the table side and tugging ferociously no body slides no touching below the waste line, some customers are full of diseases she told, she is scared of catching something nasty she said. How bizarre!
Anyhow I had enough preaching for the day and walked with 10 minutes to spare. Never again.

At least she didn't give you the "I'm on my period" excuse so she can't do proper body to body. Last time I had b2b with her she left her pants on and made pretty much no body contact below the waist whilst rubbing on me. When I first met her she was up for all the things I liked. Now her services are somewhat limited. I used to visit Skyline frequently but now only on occasion. They had some really good girls there in the past.

[y101y]

At least she didn't give you the "I'm on my period" excuse so she can't do proper body to body. Last time I had b2b with her she left her pants on and made pretty much no body contact below the waist whilst rubbing on me. When I first met her she was up for all the things I liked. Now her services are somewhat limited. I used to visit Skyline frequently but now only on occasion. They had some really good girls there in the past.

Yeah Skyline’s golden era was probably 4 or 5 years ago I’d say. When American Tara was making her appearances, and not just her but several others with turn over at a decent rate.

[billyrider]

Leela Thai Spa, Manor Park Crescent, Edgware

Was heading home from a late Sunday lunch and spotted a new looking shop in Edgware. Leela Thai Spa with a £40 introductory offer in the window. Parked up and ventured in.  The place smelt brand new and freshly painted and a friendly welcome from the receptionist.  Got offered Linda an attractive, slim, early 30’s Thai lady.

Pretty friendly and delivered a decent massage for about 25 mins and then asked if I wanted anything special today. I asked what’s on the menu, to be told HJ £40, Topless £60 and B2B £80 the cost of living crisis bites even harder when inflation is 100%. I tried to get her to £20 for a HJ but settled on £30. Nicely delivered in the last 15 mins and left happy. Decent place and all I was told come back again please, we have more new girls starting next week.  The receptionist gave me a mobile number so will head back next week as need to spread the massages out a bit.  Tel - 07427 662832

[sparkus]

Yeah Skyline’s golden era was probably 4 or 5 years ago I’d say. When American Tara was making her appearances, and not just her but several others with turn over at a decent rate.

Don't forget Clair, plenty of chebs and zero boundaries!

[LLPunting]

Don't forget Clair, plenty of chebs and zero boundaries!

Don't know about you but I still had a mac on when gunning up her drainpipe!  Shooting down her gullet was a whole other matter tho'.  I don't think I ever covered those puppies in icing.   

[LLPunting]

Looking back I realised I haven't dropped a word about Rita @ Skyline.
I had a quick spin with her before she went on hols and only got a better sample of her service portfolio when she returned.
She's Russian but billed as Polish thanks to Putin's adventurism, in her 50s, 5'5" ish, size12+, fake tits that need a little correcting, some tats, some surgical scars, soft skin, backside a little soft, likes her make-up, bit old skool charming Ruskie brass in her ways so they might not be PC and she likes to chat.  But she puts in a good shift and focuses on the punter.  She 's forthright enough that she won't entertain chancers and ruffians so best manners forward for best odds of rewards.
Claims to be a trained and certificated masseuse with plenty of experience and her hand skills in that department are pretty good.  Her sensuality and cock handling are also pretty veteran and not jaded.  If she takes a shine to you then you may find she opens up the menu to include RO and OW(O).  She did say no to FS and I haven't been minded to ask again.  She's happy with standard pricing.

[Budgiesmuggler]

Mai is back working in Beckenham after a long absence then going unadvertised with no extras after CoVID so deleted and moved on.  Saw her new ad recently in Gumtree and took it that she might be "entertaining" again.  Same flat as before lockdown near Beck Jnc.
Not much over 5" of 40+ yr old smooth-skinned, size 10, Thai matron, plain face, with fair English, friendly attitude and plenty busy with her regs.  Comms can be intermittent.
Pretty sure she's carrying a good couple handfuls of extra pounds in her belly but she still has a lovely enhanced pair swinging full from her chest, well judged and soft to the touch, no mis-shapen globes these, no obvious scars, fairly responsive pastille sized nips.
Her massage skills are pretty competent and her smooth, small hands are plenty strong enough.
45 for 1 hour, +40 for b2b.
She oils herself up pretty thoroughly and then slides her chebs from groin to chest, she is a little heavy and not so sinuous so it's a bit functional rather than sensual.  That said she's quite happy to envelop your cock in her cleavage and give it a go.  Thankfully you're also allowed to fondle and suckle her titties respectfully.  No kissing, fingering, RO allowed, she's not interested in being pleasured just wants to focus on the task in hand.  Her hand game is ok, no death grip, no jackhammer, a little variation in tempo with an oily, snug fist around your shaft and over your helmet, probably takes instruction if you need to steer.
No idea if more on offer with time spent, charm and cash as not been encouraged or inclined.  Perhaps others with more miles on the clock with her will say.

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Cant beat Mai for quality of massage before the essential endings. Definitely my favourite of three thai amigos in beckenham. The size 12 shoes in the door way at Yaya's always seem to dampen the mood for and Ranticha's constant upselling started to wind me up. Stopped seeing her when she she no longer had junior apprentices learning their trade there as well. Others may have a different view of course....

[hugo.freeman]

Leela Thai Spa, Manor Park Crescent, Edgware

Was heading home from a late Sunday lunch and spotted a new looking shop in Edgware. Leela Thai Spa with a £40 introductory offer in the window. Parked up and ventured in.  The place smelt brand new and freshly painted and a friendly welcome from the receptionist.  Got offered Linda an attractive, slim, early 30’s Thai lady.

Pretty friendly and delivered a decent massage for about 25 mins and then asked if I wanted anything special today. I asked what’s on the menu, to be told HJ £40, Topless £60 and B2B £80 the cost of living crisis bites even harder when inflation is 100%. I tried to get her to £20 for a HJ but settled on £30. Nicely delivered in the last 15 mins and left happy. Decent place and all I was told come back again please, we have more new girls starting next week.  The receptionist gave me a mobile number so will head back next week as need to spread the massages out a bit.  Tel - 07427 662832

Thanks for reviewing, I also mentioned Leela about 13 posts above yours.

The extra prices seem to be a bit high compared to the tringle near Akos.  Do please keep us updated on the other girls.  Do you know whether they have a shower facility?

[JackNastyFace]

Thai studio Pimlico or at least that’s what it’s called on Google. It’s inside petite spa on Churton Street

Clean room, nice enough place. Thought it likely to be legit but had time to kill so thought I’d give it a go. Saw July / Julie (pronounced like the month) who works Mondays only. Mask worn throughout and tunic. I didn’t ask to remove but pretty face from what I could see and probably a decent body. I’d guess early 40s. Good English - chatty and pleasant without being too talkative.

Good massage for 30 mins using with the towel being strategically repositioned. When she started on my legs some nice accidental brushes which got my mind wondering if more might be available - big fan of WSWS. Touching got more pronounced and towel was as good as discarded. My positive responses led to giggles and CC swipes. On the flip more touching and compliments. Eventually asked if I wanted to cum. Agreed £30 for HR. It was good solid technique with good flirty banter and eye contact.

Would return

I went and saw July.  I'd pretty much back up what is said above.  Bit chunky and too chatty for my liking, but that's a personal thing.  She outright offered a HJ at the end without any prompting, but I declined.  Decent massage.

Nice shop, though very small room.  Didn't try for a shower, but presume there is one somewhere.  Saw one other therapist in a blue tunic; cute but sulky — and may just be a nail technician.

[Fusty]

The Chinese place on Fulham Palace Rd opposite Waitrose is closed.

[Fusty]

Just saw an ad for one of my neighbours on Gumtree for massage Pam in Hammersmith on the Peabody Estate
Confirmed HE available by what's app.
Would love to but it would be suicide. She has a pretty face but is a bit chunky,  nice French accent though.

[LLPunting]

Just saw an ad for one of my neighbours on Gumtree for massage Pam in Hammersmith on the Peabody Estate
Confirmed HE available by what's app.
Would love to but it would be suicide. She has a pretty face but is a bit chunky,  nice French accent though.

Is this a shop or should this be in the Indie thread?

Maybe invite her round for a cup of sugar unless you have others resident in your gaff?

[Chinaman]

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Recently on a Wednesday. Have been here before but didn’t really enjoy it. Tried telephoning others in the area but nothing doing. So walked in & enquired. Sala (?) was free. Attractive Thai lady, late 20’s (?) wearing obligatory tracksuit bottoms (tight) and body-hugging top, which highlighted a lovely chest. Massage room was small(ish) but adequate & wide table. Sliding door to room which allows easy eavesdropping to what is happening inside / outside.

Ceiling bar arrangement which allows back walking etc. Firm massage which commenced with walking on back, arms & legs, whilst covered in a towel. Very therapeutic. Then oil massage all over, followed by hot stones. On the turn i was offered HE for £40, reduced to £30. She remained clothed and knelt at the end of the table, gently pouring oil over interested parts. Two handed massage with ball play. Perfect. Anything more will be extra cost. Just a lovely figure and a nice smile.

[LLPunting]

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Recently on a Wednesday. Have been here before but didn’t really enjoy it. Tried telephoning others in the area but nothing doing. So walked in & enquired. Sala (?) was free. Attractive Thai lady, late 20’s (?) wearing obligatory tracksuit bottoms (tight) and body-hugging top, which highlighted a lovely chest. Massage room was small(ish) but adequate & wide table. Sliding door to room which allows easy eavesdropping to what is happening inside / outside.

Ceiling bar arrangement which allows back walking etc. Firm massage which commenced with walking on back, arms & legs, whilst covered in a towel. Very therapeutic. Then oil massage all over, followed by hot stones. On the turn i was offered HE for £40, reduced to £30. She remained clothed and knelt at the end of the table, gently pouring oil over interested parts. Two handed massage with ball play. Perfect. Anything more will be extra cost. Just a lovely figure and a nice smile.

Thanks for the reveal.  Looks like this once legit shop is firmly turning to the dark side.
Did she specifically say she would do more services for more money?  If so, what was she offering for how much?

[Mark1]

Contacted her. Got quick replies. 1 hour services are £60 massage, £90 massage plus HR, £110 topless + HR and £130 nude plus HR.
Seems legit but unsure if I'm traveling next week but will report back.

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Very interested. Has anybody seen Ema or got any further information? Thanks in advance.

[Fuzzyduck]

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Very interested. Has anybody seen Ema or got any further information? Thanks in advance.

There are 2 reviews. Search for her current URL, not the outdated one you've posted.

ps: no reviews in nearly 6 years?

[Hotspur]

Thanks for the reveal.  Looks like this once legit shop is firmly turning to the dark side.
Did she specifically say she would do more services for more money?  If so, what was she offering for how much?

I popped in there last week without a booking. Think the lady I saw was Nikki. Mid 30's easy on the eye, great massage and walked all over me as previously mentioned. On the flip the extras topic was broached. She wanted £30 for hj, £80 for topless and £120 for naked. At this point I lost the will to live so passed on all of the extras.

Over the couple of months I have had similar experiences at other Thai shops. It seems their pricing is random and in most instances ridiculously high.

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I've just posted a review in the London massage section with External Link/Members Only about a meet this week adopting my new strategy.

[jamesbb]

Relaxation Oasis on Shepherds Bush Road - remember past glory days of young, slim and accommodating ladies…..not on this occasion. Met by Coco, milf, ultra slim bordering on anorexic….excellent deep tissue massage skills, 30 mins into the hour and gentle teasing - enquired as to the menu: £40 HJ and £80 BtB ( knickers stay on)…..Appreciate we are in an inflationary spiral but not tempted at those prices. Massage continues and Coco admits she is not busy ( no surprise ), modest bartering and agree £30 for HJ. Interesting technique with her fingers gliding over my knob did the job. Works Wednesdays only and not tempted to return for the overpriced and limited services.

Should of walked….but brain not engaged at the time….

[Mr Rollison]

Hiya, I was in London a couple of months ago but not been able to review so I thought some notes on this thread.

1.
Visited Nana at her Roseberry Spa in Chinatown/Soho.
Great tough massage as expected. She stripped off 5 minutes in. Lots of teasing and pussy rubbing on my thighs and back.
She might be moving to supervisor as she was telling me to see the other women.
£50 for the hour, £40 for b2b. The other staff are charging £50 she says.
She looked older in the daylight but still a good body.

2.
I was a a work conference and laziness meant as the mature EE masseuse called Valentina/Katherine was on the bus route between the venue and Stratford station.
Good relaxing massage that she knows outside in. Reasonable teasing before and after the turn and enjoyable slow HE
Only £60 for an hour and I was looking for cheap.
I probably wouldn't return as I expect it would be exactly the same.

She's not a hot young thing (plump with big tits and a pleasant enough face) but job done.

[FlaccidChimp]

2, Manor Park Parade, Lewisham, London SE13 5PB
Saw lady called Susie. 5 ft 4 ish probably A cup. Slim. looks early 40s. Offers Hand relief but apparently not much more.
She did a decent massage which is better than I'm used to getting in places where the massage is the pretence. However her English isn't good and she lacks sensuality. No sexual touches throughout. She just massaged me then asked me to turn. Upon turning she massaged my member which she was quite good at. She did complain when I didn't cum after 15 mins of tugging which is something to keep in mind.

£30 for 30mins + 20 for Handjob.
Only repeated because I didn't have any better options at the time. I prefer to see a girl that does more sexual activities on offer so wont repeat visit anytime soon but £50 was a fair price for a decent although cold service.

[LLPunting]

2, Manor Park Parade, Lewisham, London SE13 5PB
Saw lady called Susie. 5 ft 4 ish probably A cup. Slim. looks early 40s. Offers Hand relief but apparently not much more.
She did a decent massage which is better than I'm used to getting in places where the massage is the pretence. However her English isn't good and she lacks sensuality. No sexual touches throughout. She just massaged me then asked me to turn. Upon turning she massaged my member which she was quite good at. She did complain when I didn't cum after 15 mins of tugging which is something to keep in mind.

£30 for 30mins + 20 for Handjob.
Only repeated because I didn't have any better options at the time. I prefer to see a girl that does more sexual activities on offer so wont repeat visit anytime soon but £50 was a fair price for a decent although cold service.

Have you tried the Chinese place at the crossroads of Lewisham Rd and Blackheath Hill?  I still haven't plucked up the courage to try one of their matrons (plain, never seen under 30s, more likely 40s, mum-bods, some were blank, none charming) - so selling it aren't I   

[sparkus]

Have you tried the Chinese place at the crossroads of Lewisham Rd and Blackheath Hill?  I still haven't plucked up the courage to try one of their matrons (plain, never seen under 30s, more likely 40s, mum-bods, some were blank, none charming) - so selling it aren't I   

One recce inside was enough for me!

[LLPunting]

One recce inside was enough for me!

So much for being a Titan amongst us!  It must be one of the few Chinese establishments in London where you don't have a history with the mamasan 

[y101y]

2, Manor Park Parade, Lewisham, London SE13 5PB
Saw lady called Susie. 5 ft 4 ish probably A cup. Slim. looks early 40s. Offers Hand relief but apparently not much more.
She did a decent massage which is better than I'm used to getting in places where the massage is the pretence. However her English isn't good and she lacks sensuality. No sexual touches throughout. She just massaged me then asked me to turn. Upon turning she massaged my member which she was quite good at. She did complain when I didn't cum after 15 mins of tugging which is something to keep in mind.

£30 for 30mins + 20 for Handjob.
Only repeated because I didn't have any better options at the time. I prefer to see a girl that does more sexual activities on offer so wont repeat visit anytime soon but £50 was a fair price for a decent although cold service.

Sounds similar to my one experience a few years back. Not been at all tempted to return. Plus no showers (at that time at least) and did a bad job of wiping oil off me so left feeling sticky and disappointed despite having had my balls drained.

[elnukky]

Have you tried the Chinese place at the crossroads of Lewisham Rd and Blackheath Hill?  I still haven't plucked up the courage to try one of their matrons (plain, never seen under 30s, more likely 40s, mum-bods, some were blank, none charming) - so selling it aren't I   

this one?https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2040231#msg2040231

[LLPunting]

this one?https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2040231#msg2040231

Thanks, probably that one (link not working for me but name rings a bell), I think it's changed hands since then. 
I've stopped in 2-3 times over the years (noted on this thread at least once) hoping for promising change in staff but whilst I've seen different ladies waiting about to serve and met different mamasans, the vibe has never been that promising.

[Faz]

2.
I was a a work conference and laziness meant as the mature EE masseuse called Valentina/Katherine was on the bus route between the venue and Stratford station.
Good relaxing massage that she knows outside in. Reasonable teasing before and after the turn and enjoyable slow HE
Only £60 for an hour and I was looking for cheap.
I probably wouldn't return as I expect it would be exactly the same.

She's not a hot young thing (plump with big tits and a pleasant enough face) but job done. Just to add my bit I know this should be in the indie. I saw her last week and although nice but talks abit, I'm not sure about her services but she is not very accessible in touching each time you try touching her she moves away, she dont let you touch her tits and when you stroke her back she says please dont do that I dont like. Anyways her massage is ok but sensual is crap and average hj. May be other will disagree. She is only 5 minutes walk from plaistow station. £60 for hour massage and clothed he.

[TP84]

I ventured to Natural Balance Paddington a few weeks ago and met the French lady, who gave a good massage the extras were a bit pricey (in my opinion) 70 for a topless HR, i went for the 40 (negotiated down from 50) HR only. It was a good experience but not sure if I would go back as in total it was £80 (40 for massage and 40 for HR)

[Wankingdead]

Seven Days of Summer

So thanks to Brexit and Tui my luxurious break in the Caribbean was shelved and I found myself with a gap to fill , to make it fun I decided to visit seven different establishments and here is the action:
Day 1: couldn’t be bothered with the search engines so went for the trusted Skyline, South African Liza was working so went for that, she used to be dirtier than a pig in shite and was always going to be a different experience this time round, Liza was at least 5 kgs heavier, heavily made up and sporting long black fake hair, more tattoos than what I remember on her back and buttocks, £40 for 45 and £40 b2b, she was a little reserved and some of her signature moves disappeared. Gone the OWO, the grind and dry humping among others. Only the rubbish massage is what you are left with.
Conclusion: not worth the effort or the money.

[Wankingdead]

Day 2:
I was always intrigued by the waxing scenarios and had imagined it to be a pleasant and spine tingling experience, how wrong was I.
Went to Jazmin spa on Chapel market, not far from angel station. The place is located in the basement of a hair dresser. Clean room where the deed was done, my (therapist) was called Sue? Mid forties fit and slim Thai facially she was. 6 with nice rack that was just asking to be touched and manhandled. I layed in bed face up dreaming of the b2b that will happen however all my dreams came crashing down with the application of the hot wax, I felt the heat burning my groin followed by what can only be described as being scratched by hundred cats, I instinctively let out a loud cry and quickly moved my hand to protect the crown jewels and in doing so managed to move the hot wax to tip of my todger, now I have my glued hand stuck to my willie, Like the stop oil now demonstrators, in the middle of all of this My therapist is now shouting at me to move my hand not realising half of the skin of my penis would have been removed in the process, anyhow credit to her she stuck at her job and continued to remove hair and skin and whatever else came in the way. It was an interesting experience and we ended up crying with laughter.
Following the waxing from gel was the happy ending and Sue used her hand to great effect tugging on my now shiny hairless member, it didn’t take long for the sap to rise and the explosion to happen.
Damage £40 wax £20 HE.
Conclusion: interesting experience mixing pleasure with pain, well worth it

[sparkus]

Day 2:
I was always intrigued by the waxing scenarios and had imagined it to be a pleasant and spine tingling experience, how wrong was I.
Went to Jazmin spa on Chapel market, not far from angel station. The place is located in the basement of a hair dresser. Clean room where the deed was done, my (therapist) was called Sue? Mid forties fit and slim Thai facially she was. 6 with nice rack that was just asking to be touched and manhandled. I layed in bed face up dreaming of the b2b that will happen however all my dreams came crashing down with the application of the hot wax, I felt the heat burning my groin followed by what can only be described as being scratched by hundred cats, I instinctively let out a loud cry and quickly moved my hand to protect the crown jewels and in doing so managed to move the hot wax to tip of my todger, now I have my glued hand stuck to my willie, Like the stop oil now demonstrators, in the middle of all of this My therapist is now shouting at me to move my hand not realising half of the skin of my penis would have been removed in the process, anyhow credit to her she stuck at her job and continued to remove hair and skin and whatever else came in the way. It was an interesting experience and we ended up crying with laughter.
Following the waxing from gel was the happy ending and Sue used her hand to great effect tugging on my now shiny hairless member, it didn’t take long for the sap to rise and the explosion to happen.
Damage £40 wax £20 HE.
Conclusion: interesting experience mixing pleasure with pain, well worth it

I forgot to mention my visit there. Was intrigued by reports here of the owner Jenny and rocked up accordingly. Didn't fancy her at all, quite spindly and getting on a bit, nothing like Gumtree pics. The other manning the shop was a quite shy and stocky European, very matronly and solid built, Cs possibly Ds in her bodysuit. She could have converted to a sale with more of an effort.

[stampjones]

Day 2:
I was always intrigued by the waxing scenarios and had imagined it to be a pleasant and spine tingling experience, how wrong was I.
Went to Jazmin spa on Chapel market, not far from angel station. The place is located in the basement of a hair dresser. Clean room where the deed was done, my (therapist) was called Sue? Mid forties fit and slim Thai facially she was. 6 with nice rack that was just asking to be touched and manhandled. I layed in bed face up dreaming of the b2b that will happen however all my dreams came crashing down with the application of the hot wax, I felt the heat burning my groin followed by what can only be described as being scratched by hundred cats, I instinctively let out a loud cry and quickly moved my hand to protect the crown jewels and in doing so managed to move the hot wax to tip of my todger, now I have my glued hand stuck to my willie, Like the stop oil now demonstrators, in the middle of all of this My therapist is now shouting at me to move my hand not realising half of the skin of my penis would have been removed in the process, anyhow credit to her she stuck at her job and continued to remove hair and skin and whatever else came in the way. It was an interesting experience and we ended up crying with laughter.
Following the waxing from gel was the happy ending and Sue used her hand to great effect tugging on my now shiny hairless member, it didn’t take long for the sap to rise and the explosion to happen.
Damage £40 wax £20 HE.
Conclusion: interesting experience mixing pleasure with pain, well worth it

Sorry you got stuck in old england but that has to be the funniest story on the thread so far. Someone should make it into a movie! Hope there were no ill effects (I guess not given what you did afterwards) 

[Fuzzyduck]

Day 2:
I was always intrigued by the waxing scenarios and had imagined it to be a pleasant and spine tingling experience, how wrong was I.
Went to Jazmin spa on Chapel market, not far from angel station. The place is located in the basement of a hair dresser. Clean room where the deed was done, my (therapist) was called Sue? Mid forties fit and slim Thai facially she was. 6 with nice rack that was just asking to be touched and manhandled. I layed in bed face up dreaming of the b2b that will happen however all my dreams came crashing down with the application of the hot wax, I felt the heat burning my groin followed by what can only be described as being scratched by hundred cats, I instinctively let out a loud cry and quickly moved my hand to protect the crown jewels and in doing so managed to move the hot wax to tip of my todger, now I have my glued hand stuck to my willie, Like the stop oil now demonstrators, in the middle of all of this My therapist is now shouting at me to move my hand not realising half of the skin of my penis would have been removed in the process, anyhow credit to her she stuck at her job and continued to remove hair and skin and whatever else came in the way. It was an interesting experience and we ended up crying with laughter.
Following the waxing from gel was the happy ending and Sue used her hand to great effect tugging on my now shiny hairless member, it didn’t take long for the sap to rise and the explosion to happen.
Damage £40 wax £20 HE.
Conclusion: interesting experience mixing pleasure with pain, well worth it

Hilarious. Cheers for that. Working this evening and it put a smile on my face. I'll be back tomorrow with some popcorn. Don't disappoint!!

[eirejig]

Looking back I realised I haven't dropped a word about Rita @ Skyline.
I had a quick spin with her before she went on hols and only got a better sample of her service portfolio when she returned.
She's Russian but billed as Polish thanks to Putin's adventurism, in her 50s, 5'5" ish, size12+, fake tits that need a little correcting, some tats, some surgical scars, soft skin, backside a little soft, likes her make-up, bit old skool charming Ruskie brass in her ways so they might not be PC and she likes to chat.  But she puts in a good shift and focuses on the punter.  She 's forthright enough that she won't entertain chancers and ruffians so best manners forward for best odds of rewards.
Claims to be a trained and certificated masseuse with plenty of experience and her hand skills in that department are pretty good.  Her sensuality and cock handling are also pretty veteran and not jaded.  If she takes a shine to you then you may find she opens up the menu to include RO and OW(O).  She did say no to FS and I haven't been minded to ask again.  She's happy with standard pricing.

This intruiged me so gave Rita a go. Very Russian but seems to want to distance herself from it for obvious reasons.
Exactly as LL mentioned. Also has a very husky voice, she's quite attractive in the GILFy kind of way, a lot of surgery to keep her youth and facewise could pass for late 40s. stripped to nothing as soon as I started disrobing and was very chatty and complimentary. I think she's been doing this a while. Asked straight up what I'd like. seen as it was 30mins she started straight in with the B2B sensual. lots of licking and kissing which led to OWO which was fantastic, she asked first if I was ok with it which was also a nice touch. pricing remained as £40 for B2B which was a pleasant surprise. would return.

[LLPunting]

This intruiged me so gave Rita a go. Very Russian but seems to want to distance herself from it for obvious reasons.
Exactly as LL mentioned. Also has a very husky voice, she's quite attractive in the GILFy kind of way, a lot of surgery to keep her youth and facewise could pass for late 40s. stripped to nothing as soon as I started disrobing and was very chatty and complimentary. I think she's been doing this a while. Asked straight up what I'd like. seen as it was 30mins she started straight in with the B2B sensual. lots of licking and kissing which led to OWO which was fantastic, she asked first if I was ok with it which was also a nice touch. pricing remained as £40 for B2B which was a pleasant surprise. would return.

"Is that a pistol Mr Bond?  Your penis you say?"  (Sadly aged like Rosa Klebb rather than Kseniya Onatopp, Tatyana Romanova, Natalya Simonova or Anna Amasova, sorry not such an Olga Kurylenko fan.)

[Wankingdead]

Day3:
Saw an ad for a “ new Japanese massage “ in Islington, the advertisement promised a young Japanese masseuse and since my lasting memory of a Japanese was from the days Yumi and Norico with their marvellous attitude and attention to details I decided to check the place out,
It is a small place on a basement flat off Essex road about 10 minutes walk from Angle tube station.
Down stairs met by a smily chap who confirmed the masseuse is Japanese and wery good so far so good, had to wait for 10 minutes for an elderly customer to vacate the room and in I went, Ana walked in tall slim pleasant mid forties, shoulder length black hair and Chinese, £40 for 45 minutes which constituted of moving baby oil around my back and saying yes then no to everything I said, zero English, anyhow I was direct and asked for a b2b to which she said yes then no ! She offered a wery good hand job for £30 but having already felt her deflated tits and flat butt I decided against it, she continued with the massage and told me next time there will be a young pretty Japanese girl who would do everything, hahaha where did I hear that shit before.
Damage £40.
Conclusion: Chinese trap, one to avoid.

[stampjones]

Yumi - nature and health, Drury Lane (holborn end)

She looked quite pretty in the window so I decided to step inside. 30 for 30.

She’s mid 30s I’d guess. Long dark hair. Not slim but nice figure. She locked the door and we went to the room. Pretty poky and no was facilities. I stripped and lay down.

Massage was pretty uninspiring - mainly one handed but at least the other was was mostly resting on my arse so not altogether a disaster. She actually asked if I wanted HE as she rubbed my back with no foreplay but I ignored that and she eventually started on CC swipes. They were pretty good to be fair.

Now dont judge me but I folded and paid 50 for b2b. I wanted to see her body but I was pretty sure it would be a shit experience and I wasnt wrong. She did have a pretty good body. B tits and a nice arse. Suckling and fingering were allowed but she showed no signs of anything remotely resembling b2b. I could have complained but I couldnt be arsed. HE was perfunctory and had the required result and while there was definitely an E there wasnt so much of the H. I mean I cant complain cos I knew from the massage it would be like that but I still agreed to it. I guess I’ll never learn.

It wasnt terrible I guess but it wasnt great either. Great body crap attitude. Better than the farmers wives I guess.

[sparkus]

All there is these days in London is farmers wives, SJ!

That shop was one of regret for me, once spied a little thing outside on her phone with a sizeable bra-less pair under her zip up hoodie. Had no cash on me and had to be somewhere else too quickly.

I'm keeping up the recces but it truly is dire out there at the moment. As ever a quick look at the regional boards suggests the younger ones are working outside the capital.

[stampjones]

All there is these days in London is farmers wives, SJ!

That shop was one of regret for me, once spied a little thing outside on her phone with a sizeable bra-less pair under her zip up hoodie. Had no cash on me and had to be somewhere else too quickly.

I'm keeping up the recces but it truly is dire out there at the moment. As ever a quick look at the regional boards suggests the younger ones are working outside the capital.

Yeah it does seem to be that way. Though looks wise she was ok - just the service that was shit.

[Rupert]

Cindy Living healthcare Putney Bridge- poor probably worthy ever.

Been here before a while back and remember having some decent times.

Went in and was told Cindy is available and that she is very good girl. Paid for an hour and asked for the downstairs room as the others are small and not so pleasant.

Cindy comes in and is slim and about 5.6 and wore a face mask. The massage itself was poor just rubbing all over with some pressure but no specific technique. She speaks hardly any English.

Anyway after 30 odd mins I was wondering were is the cc swipes and something sensual, Cindy then swiped the edges of my balls for 20 seconds and says to turnover. She asks if I want extra so I said b2b she said how much and my usual is £40. She accepted and I asked to remove her face mask which she did. No very pretty but not ugly too.

She then says if I want finish with her boobs by pointing at them so I said yes and then she says more money 😂. I laughed and said this is normal in b2b no she said no only hand finish.I declined and moved on.

The b2b was so poor she didn’t climb up and said hand finish now, I grabbed her gently and said you climb up so she did very hesitantly and again jumped off. The finish was so poor I couldn’t get hard.

I stopped her and said you didn’t do any b2b I’m not paying and again with her poor English she said more money do more 😂😂. I said let’s stop here and said I’m only giving you £20 to finish me off.

She tried to argue and I refused to pay the full amount as because I believe I wasn’t provided with the agreed service.

Some may say this was harsh but I’m tired of getting mugged off, she basically wanted £40 of nude handjob when we agreed on b2b.

Avoid Cindy is all I can say.
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[Boss_Grinz]

Cindy Living healthcare Putney Bridge- poor probably worthy ever.

Been here before a while back and remember having some decent times.

Went in and was told Cindy is available and that she is very good girl. Paid for an hour and asked for the downstairs room as the others are small and not so pleasant.

Cindy comes in and is slim and about 5.6 and wore a face mask. The massage itself was poor just rubbing all over with some pressure but no specific technique. She speaks hardly any English.

Anyway after 30 odd mins I was wondering were is the cc swipes and something sensual, Cindy then swiped the edges of my balls for 20 seconds and says to turnover. She asks if I want extra so I said b2b she said how much and my usual is £40. She accepted and I asked to remove her face mask which she did. No very pretty but not ugly too.

She then says if I want finish with her boobs by pointing at them so I said yes and then she says more money 😂. I laughed and said this is normal in b2b no she said no only hand finish.I declined and moved on.

The b2b was so poor she didn’t climb up and said hand finish now, I grabbed her gently and said you climb up so she did very hesitantly and again jumped off. The finish was so poor I couldn’t get hard.

I stopped her and said you didn’t do any b2b I’m not paying and again with her poor English she said more money do more 😂😂. I said let’s stop here and said I’m only giving you £20 to finish me off.

She tried to argue and I refused to pay the full amount as because I believe I wasn’t provided with the agreed service.

Some may say this was harsh but I’m tired of getting mugged off, she basically wanted £40 of nude handjob when we agreed on b2b.

Avoid Cindy is all I can say.
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Nice to have got her naked and then not pay, absolutely right, you pay for a service and you expect it to be carried out, shame not many would do this or refuse to indulge in the hyoed up pricing for the extra's

[tubering]

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Saw Emma at Well Health, next to the Southwark station along The Cut on a Sunday. Venue is not discreet whatsoever, especially when the shops have tables out during warmer weather. Walked in without a booking. They hang up a notice if they are busy with a time when they expect to be available. Chinese, looks to be in her 30s-40s, slightly chubby. She says she works Sundays/Mondays.

£30 for 30 mins, lackluster massage of the back follow by some CC swipes and tickling around my balls. Flipped over at about the 10 minute mark and asked about extras, was offered B2B or BJ. Asked for more, but sex wasn't on the table because she was on her period. Went for OWO for £50. Started with kissing (no tongue), and slowly working her tongue from my nipples down to my balls and onto some toothy OWO. She proceeded to scoop up my cum to dispose of at the sink before wiping me down  . Took a shower before leaving.

[Wankingdead]

Day4:
Ffs this level of punting is exhausting and expensive however I have a shiny bald willy from my ill fated waxing experience and need to get the full value of it so onwards and forwards,
Spotted this massage place which is advertised a full Indian experience it is about 15 minutes walk from Barbican, the shop is on Goswell road opposite a bus stop so a bit exposed for those who worry about these things, rang the bell and Saratheva? Opened the door, she is certainly Indian, short 5:1 long black hair. Large breasts and a bit of a belly, was led to a nicely decorated room with nice touches and art work, there a top of the range shower cubicle with all bells and whistles, I was more intrigued with the shower than the massage, so onto the table face down and in comes Sara to start the alleged authentic massage, however having had few genuine massages in India sometime ago, this was nothing like what I expected. She used  a very slimy oil that stuck for a very long time despite having a long wash in the fancy shower I was still feeling sticky the next morning.
Back to the massage and the flip at half time, I was  very proud to show my shiny hairless sausage and two vegs not to mention my smooth arse but she quickly covered me with a paper towel and proceeded to pour the formula one super sticky oil all over my front, she will get annoyed if I touched the oil and like a headmistress will tell me off, eventually she offered happy ending but will not name her price. Her hand job technique was better than the usual crap that I usually get. Had a feel of her ample chest which felt nice and rubbed her undercarriage through her stockings and panties which she enjoyed.
Damage £60 for 75 minutes and  I gave her £20 for her efforts which she seemed happy with.
Conclusion: Nothing special, you will be dissatisfied if you are after a genuine Indian massage experience.

[stampjones]

Just remembered - wandering around the other day and popped in to green remedies in kings cross. They wanted 40 for 30 minutes. Fuck that!