Good morning everyone, hope you are having a good Jubilee weekend wherever you are.
As I've posted recently, I've pretty much given up with "full punting" in London partly due to lack of SP's that (a) interest me and (b) are available at a reasonable price, but also a string of health conditions including Long Covid so for me London now is massage shop/adverts only.
Cutting to the chase then, I was interested in the recent flurry of reviews for Howzy, so thought I'd have a crack.
So, phoned Acuherb, 23 College Road, Harrow HA1 1BA 0208 427 9545 and spoke to the mamasan yesterday (Friday) and asked whether Howzy was working/available. Told that she had finished and was on holiday, she couldn't tell me when she was back. Was about to hang up when she told me that Lulu was working - who is a mix of North Chinese and Russian - thinking that was a cocktail I'd never previously sampled I booked an hour for later in the afternoon at £50.
On arriving the mamasan said "why you walking like that?" my reply was "muscle pain, long covid". Anyhow, nothing more said, I was shown into the (infamous) room behind reception without a lock, told to strip off and lay face down. There was me thinking she was off to get Lulu, only for her to return a few minutes later and spend 15 minutes alternating between pummelling various parts of my body like tenderising a rump steak and gently hitting me with her (rhythm) stick like Patrick Moore playing the glockenspiel. Apparently, my body is very weak (after covid), so I should drink whole milk (no alcohol!), take ginseng and come back for acupuncture.... there was I then with heart sinking thinking I'm in for an hour of this, when suddenly she stopped "now I go get Lulu". At last!
Lulu enters the fray. I'd guess early 40's, probably 5ft 8 ish certainly not a looker but a friendly twinkle in her eye. She then performed I'd suggest a better than average massage - I opted for "hard" and am pleased I did so, she is quite strong and with me being a big bloke that's necessary to tackle the many knots etc. After 30 minutes of this I get a CC swipe, then another. then she's on the table with me snogging my face off. English isn't her strong point I should say at this point. "Yes" with an enthusiastic nod features a lot. Whilst there was conversation during the massage, she clearly has learnt some standard questions, but I'm not convinced she understood the responses. Anyhow, I wasn't there to chat her up, but just so others are aware I wouldn't waste too much time on chit-chat with her. So, she gestures taking her clothes off, which prompts a thumbs up from me. She then (smart girl) wedges the chair under the door (to prevent visitors I presume, or maybe to stop me escaping?) and strips off. Actually she is one of those women who looks better naked than clothed. She is quite big, but then given her likely age, I'd suggest above average body for her age. I'm not a tit man TBH, but for the benefit of those that are I'd estimate a "C", not overly saggy, nice and soft with responsive nipples. Full on french kissing a plenty, then she goes down for a very decent session of OWO (that must be her Russian genes as I find that rare from Chinese SP's). The game changer was when I stuck a couple of fingers up her, she became very wet quickly and found the word "condom?" in her limited vocabulary. I didn't have one (hadn't gone there with the intention of sex TBH), she didn't have one either clearly as she pulled a sad face and said "no sex this time" and proceeded to snog me full on, wank me like a woman possessed as I kept pace with my (now 3 fingers) in her saturated lady garden. She came shortly after which prompted my own jubilee fireworks. Then laughter (from us both I add) as she collapsed on me. She's a nice girl, I hope she doesn't harden in this game and lose that. A quick glance at that time and we are over the hour - well over the hour actually. As we are cleaning up (I didn't ask about a shower, mainly as I was aware I was already well over time) it dawned on me that we hadn't discussed money, nor had she asked about it. I got the impression that I could have walked out at that point without paying, but that's not my style - I offered her £60 because whilst we did not have FS, it was very much on the agenda I suspect at that price.
On leaving the mamasan was very keen that everything was alright, how was Lulu etc etc as well as to remind me of her instructions.
Finally, Have no idea what days Lulu works as when I asked her she just smiled and said "working all day today".
Would I/will I go back? Yes, the mamsan is enthusiastic and clearly keen to build her business; I'd like another crack at Lulu (will take a condom), but more so it'll be interesting to see if Howzy returns as well as to check out any other staff...
Back does feel a bit better this morning too.
Starting out with my first post on UKP then...
My interest was piqued by the quoted post and the recent stories of the other two ladies working here. I had a free afternoon today so I phoned up and booked myself in for the MOT. Good telephone manner I thought and immediately felt it would be an inviting place. Time agreed and I decided not to enquire if any particular lady was working.
On to the meet - I arrived on time and bounded into the foyer greeted by a smirk from a dude making the most of the weather and having a coffee outside of the restaurant next door. The foyer was deserted for 10 seconds or so until I assume the owner came through from the back, asked how long and handed over £50 for the hour, then was shown in to one of the rooms behind reception - not the one directly behind but two down. I proceeded to undress and set myself up on the table which no sooner was I on there was a knock at the door and in came my masseuse beaming with excitment to get started.
I didn't know it yet but she was Lulu as reviewed above. I'd say Hawkzville's description was pretty spot on she was wearing a flowing/puffy black dress that showed off her curves nicely and complemented by bright red lipstick (must be the russian in her I guess!) - very attractive when naked too.
She enquired if I was feeling pain anywhere and I retorted that I was just there for a nice relaxing lunctime masage - off to the races we go!
Her hands massage was certainly impressive, I opted for a soft one as I don't particularly enjoy being mauled about like I'm in a UFC ring (I went to another one previously that managed to aggravate an old disc sprain in my lower back!). She clearly worked this out and delivered a good back, shoulder, legs, bum and arms/palms massage with a perfect pressure including some very satisfying swirls/swipes to signal there were extras afoot. A couple of things I particularly enjoyed was that half of the shoulder and upper back massage was performed from the head of the table so she had to lean in with her boobs squeezing into the top of my head, noted the perfume at this point too and the man downstairs was already stirring. She also was wearing some shoes with heels that clacked about on the wooden floor as she moved around the table which got me thinking about the music video for Nero - Guilt, loved it.
Preparing for the turn she asked about extras and I didn't understand the question initially - it took the conversation at the end for me to tune into her english, which I'm sure will improve as time goes on since she's pretty chatty afterwards. She was speaking extremely quietly too during the offer to avoid being heard outside of the room which didn't help my taking an eternity to cotton on.
Once understood I opted for £40 body to body, she said the alternate option, HR was on for £20. By this time I'd worked out who she was and eagerly wondered if I'd need the trusty dom that faithfully follows me around in the wallet. The body to body was a solid 9/10, for me there is no better feeling than ample oily boobs gently caressing your back and cheeks during this she also did the classic blowing near my ears and licking my earlobes. Invited to turn around and much more of the same touches with the fingertips getting lighter and more playful all the while continuing with the b2b.
I'm not really a pusher of boundaries, especially on first meet so I kept my actions rather PG - I figured this wouldn't unlock the achievement Hawks did but I'm fine with that. She'd already excited me enough so it would have just been like the scene from Wolf of Wall Street if we had actually got down to it! I did do some arse grabbing and touched up her inner thighs which is a turn on for me and she seemed to enjoy it too while having a small chuckle to myself that she seemed to be wearing paper underwear - felt exactly like the paper sheet I was lying on.
Coming into the close now and the focus is turning entirely onto the little man. I was very impressed that she hadn't rushed at any point leading up to this and virtually hadn't given him any attention at all, save for the boobs brushes during the b2b. Naturally the guy was at full mast chomping at the bit to get into the action. She's now vigourously providing hand relief while laying half on top of me and licking my cheecks and ears. The HE was delivered with such gusto that I barely last 2 minutes in said beast mode, much to her delight knowing in herself she'd done a top class job.
Before dismounting she was very keen to wisper her name in my ear and tell me what days she works (Thur-Sat basically) - I thought at one point she was gonna ask me to repeat both bits of info back to her
. Even if she does this to all the guys I thought it was a nice touch and certainly works to generate repeat business!
She cleaned me up, gave a head and shoulder massage to finish, chatted a bit more about work, my relationship status and holidays. I was invited to wash my hands before getting dressed and she was in no rush for the remaining £40 owed.
On leaving the place was suddenly very busy - I think the two other rooms were occupied, as I passed one the door was slowing opening for an abrupt close once the occupants heard my approach. Owner nowhere to be seen so I let myself out after giving a nod to the guy sat waiting.
In summary, £90 well spent and lived up to all expectations of previous reviews for Acuherb. I'll be visiting Lulu next week for sure and will be certain to push those boundaries further
Not to mention seeing what other delightful ladies are on offer as the weeks pass by.
Sorry if that was a long and boring review. I'll have a few more reviews to do over the course of the summer so happy to receive feedback to improve the quality of my prose.
