London massage shop mini reviews

[y101y]

Called Skyline yesterday but it didn’t work out. I was however told that 2 new girls are on duty today (not sure if today’s their first days or they’re just still considered new). One black one mixed. I can’t make it today but good to hear they’re getting some fresh faces.

[sparkus]

Be Health Shaftsbury Avenue. 14 Dec.
45 per hr plus 40 for extras (b2b with very limited access). Downstairs to tiny room. 23 year old chinese small tits, slim , pleasing face but not supermodel. Firm massage very quickly onto extras ... no bargaining from me as she was young. Inexperienced hj - very aggressive I suppose to try and despatch me quickly (as we know this can have the opposite effect and induce soreness!). Won't return unless someone else is available. Very busy street but I didn't care.

I'm stunned you got that for 40 in 2021 tbh, I can remember a decade ago a young girl there allowing merely a hand up her top for 40 and even then claiming to be "insulted" by it.

[NeverMind07]

Be Health Shaftsbury Avenue. 14 Dec.
45 per hr plus 40 for extras (b2b with very limited access). Downstairs to tiny room. 23 year old chinese small tits, slim , pleasing face but not supermodel. Firm massage very quickly onto extras ... no bargaining from me as she was young. Inexperienced hj - very aggressive I suppose to try and despatch me quickly (as we know this can have the opposite effect and induce soreness!). Won't return unless someone else is available. Very busy street but I didn't care.

Do you have her name?

[welllucky]

Do you have her name?

sorry no. But it was Tuesday afternoon so rota may be the same.

[LLPunting]

Called Skyline yesterday but it didn’t work out. I was however told that 2 new girls are on duty today (not sure if today’s their first days or they’re just still considered new). One black one mixed. I can’t make it today but good to hear they’re getting some fresh faces.

I was told Becky, Leah and Vicky were due on today.  Becky started a little over a week ago, the others have been around a while.

[y101y]

I was told Becky, Leah and Vicky were due on today.  Becky started a little over a week ago, the others have been around a while.

Becky was the name I couldn’t remember, but as suspected she was new but not day 1. I dont think she mentioned Leah or vicky’s names but I definitely wouldn’t consider them new. Not sure why she would tell me another new girl was coming, unless there was a change in rota or she was just trying to pass one of these established girls off as new. I haven’t been in in a while but doubt she knew that.

[StevenSELondon]

Went to Yong Kang earlier this week. Nothing there to encourage a return;

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=332262.0

[studentoflife]

Visited Chen Health and Beauty on Lewisham Road earlier this week.

It’s right on a busy intersection, so not discreet at all. Entered and paid £45 for the hour, luckily didn’t really need a shower cause I was told they didn’t have one.

The room was cold, I was apparently the first customer (it was 1pm). The reception and masseuse were fully masked, so hard to discern appearances, they were in their 40s I’d wager with average bodies. They were from China with decent English.

The massage itself was pretty average, just the usual strokes, no hints of extras even though it was obvious from the cushion under the bed and toilet paper that it was on offer. As expected on the flip I was asked and the told I would have to tip. Surprisingly they didn’t haggle and I paid £20 for HR, nothing beyond that is offered here. Much like the massage it was an unemotional affair.

Can’t say I’d recommend the place.

[FlaccidChimp]

Visited Chen Health and Beauty on Lewisham Road earlier this week.

It’s right on a busy intersection, so not discreet at all. Entered and paid £45 for the hour, luckily didn’t really need a shower cause I was told they didn’t have one.

The room was cold, I was apparently the first customer (it was 1pm). The reception and masseuse were fully masked, so hard to discern appearances, they were in their 40s I’d wager with average bodies. They were from China with decent English.

The massage itself was pretty average, just the usual strokes, no hints of extras even though it was obvious from the cushion under the bed and toilet paper that it was on offer. As expected on the flip I was asked and the told I would have to tip. Surprisingly they didn’t haggle and I paid £20 for HR, nothing beyond that is offered here. Much like the massage it was an unemotional affair.

Can’t say I’d recommend the place.

I've been here several times. They do have a shower as I've used it a few times. Maybe it wasn't working. The girls there change. I have only seen one good looking girl there. The receptionist isn't usually attractive either. I wouldn't recommend the place either.

[sparkus]

Visited Chen Health and Beauty on Lewisham Road earlier this week.

It’s right on a busy intersection, so not discreet at all. Entered and paid £45 for the hour, luckily didn’t really need a shower cause I was told they didn’t have one.

The room was cold, I was apparently the first customer (it was 1pm). The reception and masseuse were fully masked, so hard to discern appearances, they were in their 40s I’d wager with average bodies. They were from China with decent English.

The massage itself was pretty average, just the usual strokes, no hints of extras even though it was obvious from the cushion under the bed and toilet paper that it was on offer. As expected on the flip I was asked and the told I would have to tip. Surprisingly they didn’t haggle and I paid £20 for HR, nothing beyond that is offered here. Much like the massage it was an unemotional affair.

Can’t say I’d recommend the place.

I've passed a million times but only once been in (think I reported on here), quite stern ageing staff behind the counter, didn't see any outward signs of there being any joy to be had.  I think the same goes for all Chinese shops in Lewisham other than Elverson Road?

[SpaceRaiderDave]

The massage itself was pretty average, just the usual strokes, no hints of extras even though it was obvious from the cushion under the bed and toilet paper that it was on offer. As expected on the flip I was asked and the told I would have to tip.

Every massage I've had the cushion under the bed has been there to be used as a pillow when in the face up position. Not sure why you would think it was a sign extras were on offer. A box of tissues or a toilet roll may be used to wipe up spunk but they can also be used to wipe off excess oil at the end of a session.

[sparkus]

Every massage I've had the cushion under the bed has been there to be used as a pillow when in the face up position. Not sure why you would think it was a sign extras were on offer. A box of tissues or a toilet roll may be used to wipe up spunk but they can also be used to wipe off excess oil at the end of a session.

I've always taken the presence of pillow as a "hopeful sign" and it's not let me down yet.

[Flithy Red]

Called into my favourite haunt, the Chinese “Natural Balance” place at Upminster – 165 St Marys Lane. 01708 225268  External Link/Members Only

Was told that Star has gone back to China.  I was introduced to Alice and Sarah. Both girls, slim, average height, small breasts and in their 40s. I picked Alice, paid my £45.  Soon afterward she was gently stroking my bum crack, I encouraged her with “nice”. She said body to body - £40, ok, she stripped off and I turned over, with a little encouragement I had her sitting on my face. No proper blow job, just blowing lol

Not long before I finished, and turned over for a massage for the rest of the hour.

Stopped by a few days later to see Sarah, similar service, but couldn’t lick or finger her pussy, but a satisfying experience.  The mature lady on reception lady says she has many girls working!

[Boss_Grinz]

I've always taken the presence of pillow as a "hopeful sign" and it's not let me down yet.

So if there was no pillow on the turn you would stick the back of your head in the hole and this would be a sign no extras was available

[Jonestown]

Every massage I've had the cushion under the bed has been there to be used as a pillow when in the face up position. Not sure why you would think it was a sign extras were on offer. A box of tissues or a toilet roll may be used to wipe up spunk but they can also be used to wipe off excess oil at the end of a session.

A pillow is de reguere surely, a pack of baby wipes has always been the most reliable indicator to my mind.

[Boss_Grinz]

A pillow is de reguere surely, a pack of baby wipes has always been the most reliable indicator to my mind.

Totally agree baby wipes is a give away sign of extra's

[LLPunting]

Cum on the walls or floor and wet patches on the towel on the table... very reliable signs... that one should be very careful where one puts any part of your body... but especially your face. 
Anyone had pinkeye after a visit to a massage place?   

More "discrete" signs of surety or extra services might be:
1) a small toiletries bag (with condoms in).
2) the masseuse is bare-legged and wearing a mini-skirt.
3) the masseuse is Chinese.
4) the masseuse is flashing an indecent amount of cleavage.
5) the masseuse is in Gymshark and the only lips you see moving when she talks are below her waistline.
6) the omnipresent large massage window stickers that also screen the reception area from the outside.

[sparkus]

So if there was no pillow on the turn you would stick the back of your head in the hole and this would be a sign no extras was available

That's never happened, primarily as nowhere where I've been asked to 'turn' while starkers there's not been extras available.

Anywhere legit have either covered me up or said 'finished' without asking me to turn.

I suppose you do read reviews where blokes mention 'brushing the crown jewels' with no extras offered but it's never happened to me.

[Rama7519]

That’s a shame with the price. I enquired about Vicky today and was told she’s no longer working for Joanna.

I was told she would back working in the new year - any idea if she’s started her own service as she was unbeatable in terms of quality

[LLPunting]

Chanel of Leman St and the Leytonstone flat run by Thai mamasan (GT ads for both, multiple for the Leytonstone flat), flat is shared with indie Nisa who advertises separately in GT.
Late 30s/early 40s Thai mama with pretty, small, round face, size 8/10, 5'2", natural, pert Bs with half-inch stalks, soft skin, hands had a little rough skin, a few extra pounds around the middle and some stretching from childbearing.  Large blue and red triptych tattoo across her back.  Skilled masseuse, some sensual touching. HR and b2b on offer, 40 for the latter.  Handling and suckling of chebs accepted as was some respectful handling of below, no penetration as way barred by tampon.  RO permitted although she seemed to be stifling her response.  Fairly effective two hander over her chest but she caught the tribute in her hand rather than take it on her boobs.

She's a little distant if left to her preference but if you engage with her she can be quite chatty and friendly.  Helps you tidy up after so a smidge of that Thai attention.

The flat is £40 ph cf Leman St at £55 so best to try the girls when they're in Leytonstone, where they may be less inclined to gouge prices of extras too.  Catch them for a repeat at Leman if you must but at least you may have locked in the price for extras.
Both places are poor for wash facilities as the flat's bathroom tiling needs a clean and the shop's shower is tiny and awkwardly placed in the small toilet room that may be inaccessible from the front 2 rooms if the rear massage room is occupied.

The roster is varied in massage skill and skill and engagement in extras offered so do your research and choose with caution (I've posted a few times since pg 171).  There are a couple of Thai spinners but they both seem to be overcharging on extras especially b2b and neither exhibited sensuality that promised a good, involved, naked romp.

[LLPunting]

Another Nisa, this one is late 40s early 50s South East Asian matron with over 6 inches of loose belly on her 5' frame, natural A/Bs and dark qtr inch nubs,  soft skin, weathered large, homely face.  Friendly, good English.  Massage ok, ok sensual touch.  Bald, elderly cooter that splays softly and wetly on your thigh and crotch when she straddles them.  25 for 30 massage, 60 for 30 including b2b.  Full access to boobs, limited access to nethers, she doesn't seem interested in upselling to FS and doesn't really slide or grind with much skill or vigour.  Default cock-handling ok with some determined wanking but not much variation in pace or style.  Soft hands though.

Advertises independently in GT working out of same flat as the girls who also work in Bangkok1, Leman St shop.  Unlike them I think she's resident here in the upper, front bedroom.  At least 3 rooms being worked in this flat.  The entrance isn't particularly discrete being near a bus stop and opposite there seems to be at least one nosy resident in the overlooking block of flats.

[Corso_cam]

New to the massage parlour scene, however wanted a change from typical escort punts so visited Healthcare on Wentworth Street (Aldgate). I saw Judy who said she works every weekday. Judy is probably Thai, probably in her mid-thirties and is pretty with a good body and largeish soft fake tits. I paid £30 for 30mins plus £80 for B2B. The massage was fairly rubbish and she brought up the idea of extras within 10mins. The B2B was very good starting on my back and then turning me over for the front. Unrestricted access to her body and allowed some light fingering. I enquired if more was available, but it seems not and this ended with an slow oily handjob.

All in all I enjoyed this experience as an alternative to my usual punts. I almost certainly overpaid in my inexperience, but if I return I might try and haggle under the guise of becoming a regular. It's a shame she does not offer FS as I found her very attractive.

[Jeffers77]

Visited Paddington spa on Praed Street the other day and met the much fated Yoyo. If you are after an Asian with big natural tits she certainly is your girl, I however didnt find her overly attractive. £30 for 1/2 massage and £50 FS.

Met Lucy (or is it Julie.. sorry forgot) a couple of other times - she doesnt have big tits and is a older (like all the girls here) but sexy/milfy and found her attractive.

My 2p.

[PumpDump]

New to the massage parlour scene, however wanted a change from typical escort punts so visited Healthcare on Wentworth Street (Aldgate). I saw Judy who said she works every weekday. Judy is probably Thai, probably in her mid-thirties and is pretty with a good body and largeish soft fake tits. I paid £30 for 30mins plus £80 for B2B. The massage was fairly rubbish and she brought up the idea of extras within 10mins. The B2B was very good starting on my back and then turning me over for the front. Unrestricted access to her body and allowed some light fingering. I enquired if more was available, but it seems not and this ended with an slow oily handjob.

All in all I enjoyed this experience as an alternative to my usual punts. I almost certainly overpaid in my inexperience, but if I return I might try and haggle under the guise of becoming a regular. It's a shame she does not offer FS as I found her very attractive.

You should be paying no more than £40 extra for B2B. You should have got a hell of a lot more for your £80, I'd expect full service and oral without with cum in mouth also.

[Corso_cam]

You should be paying no more than £40 extra for B2B. You should have got a hell of a lot more for your £80, I'd expect full service and oral without with cum in mouth also.

I had assumed I was overpaying - even if she did start at £100 for B2B - I'll negotiate a bit harder next time. For C.London would you still expect to pay £40 for B2B?

[PumpDump]

I had assumed I was overpaying - even if she did start at £100 for B2B - I'll negotiate a bit harder next time. For C.London would you still expect to pay £40 for B2B?

In Central they will always try it on for more but just tell them you are not a tourist and you know the going rate. I usually get it for £40. I suppose if she is young and hot you might go to £50 or £60 very tops but it would have to be proper B2B, not just standing by the table rubbing her tits on your back. By proper B2B I mean her full naked, oiled up, lying on top of you and doing body slides on your back and front.

[Corso_cam]

In Central they will always try it on for more but just tell them you are not a tourist and you know the going rate. I usually get it for £40. I suppose if she is young and hot you might go to £50 or £60 very tops but it would have to be proper B2B, not just standing by the table rubbing her tits on your back. By proper B2B I mean her full naked, oiled up, lying on top of you and doing body slides on your back and front.

Thanks, that is very helpful. I did get body slides with her all oiled up, but clearly overpaid so will put more effort into my negotiations!

[PumpDump]

Thanks, that is very helpful. I did get body slides with her all oiled up, but clearly overpaid so will put more effort into my negotiations!

You're welcome! Let us know how you get on

[bobby1973]

£40 tops i don't even negotiate
as you may still get a shit service

 

[lougb1]

Thanks, that is very helpful. I did get body slides with her all oiled up, but clearly overpaid so will put more effort into my negotiations!

£120 per hour for oily B2B absolute maximum, negotiated at the beginning, so I can get my monies worth of mounting sexual pleasure, will never pay £80 extra for a 10 minute panic stricken rapid tug at the end...I can tug myself off for free in 10 minutes.

 

[lougb1]

On the subject of extra's in massage shops, I have found on four occasions, after the subject of an oral finish was raised going for the OW option increased the chance of a fuck rather than the OWO option..... so much so that a purely legit lycra clad bunny masseuse has become a YMMV regular fuck because her new husband does not know how to satisfy a woman....

 

[LLPunting]

On the subject of extra's in massage shops, I have found on four occasions, after the subject of an oral finish was raised going for the OW option increased the chance of a fuck rather than the OWO option..... so much so that a purely legit lycra clad bunny masseuse has become a YMMV regular fuck because her new husband does not know how to satisfy a woman....

 

So they never had sex before marriage?
His wallet was too wadded to refuse?
Is the sex free otherwise how much extra are you paying for the "you're a sex god" package?

[john69se]

Planning a trip to External Link/Members Only tomorrow.

Anyone know if this place is good for extras? Any particular girl other than slavia to go for?

[y101y]

Finally tried the Elverson road establishment. What an absolute sleazy shit hole.

And I mean that in a good way.

Opened the door to a foul smell, like a fart or maybe some strange microwaved food. Place is a mess, cramped and unattractive. But I just had a feeling right away that it was going to be a productive visit.

Kelly, 30s, ok face but chubby body. Friendly without being too talkative. I made a comment about the cold weather and she said something about soon warming up, so pretty obvious game was on.

£25 for half hour. Massage was ok, could’ve been firmer but then again I didn’t ask. About 10 min to go asked if wanted b2b, didn’t mention money at all. Stripped and did a good job while I was still face down. Even gentle kisses near my arse, I thought I might get a rimming!  Flipped and saw her not so great body (big gut but decent tits). Asked if she’d suck me and she proceeded without hesitation. Only once briefly said “you give me more money?”. OWO was quite good. I asked to fuck but she supposedly didn’t have condoms (and neither did I) so she just said next time. Lots of DFK as well, which I enjoyed.

Ready to pop and she told me to do it in her mouth. I got off the table and she laid down and continued to suck and play with my cock and balls until I blasted on her lips and cheek.

Showered and gave her £50 which she didn’t even look at in front of me. I guess I could’ve lowballed her but that seemed fair.

I also asked about 4 hands and she said it’s doable if you book. I saw another girl on the way out and she also wasn’t much to look at, but if her service was similar then it could be a decent option.

Kelly works Mon, Thurs and weekends,  I think she said.

Not top quality appearance and a dodgy place, but good VFM. I’ll be back.

[StevenSELondon]

Planning a trip to External Link/Members Only tomorrow.

Anyone know if this place is good for extras? Any particular girl other than slavia to go for?

Been twice, seen Slavia and Amy.  Only one choice for me and thats Slavia!  Not yet seen anyone else.

Received your direct message, but cannot reply for some reason. Place is good for happy ending, although massages are not overly sensual until the conversation happens at about 45mins. Just make it obvious what you are after.

Anyone know why I am unable to reply to messages?!

[myothernameis]

Received your direct message,

Anyone know why I am unable to reply to messages?!

See sticky note in ukpunting forum.......post forum issues here

Head1 has disabled pm's for the time being until he decides the criteria

[StevenSELondon]

See sticky note in ukpunting forum.......post forum issues here

Head1 has disabled pm's for the time being until he decides the criteria

Perfect, thank you

[john69se]

Been twice, seen Slavia and Amy.  Only one choice for me and thats Slavia!  Not yet seen anyone else.

Received your direct message, but cannot reply for some reason. Place is good for happy ending, although massages are not overly sensual until the conversation happens at about 45mins. Just make it obvious what you are after.

Anyone know why I am unable to reply to messages?!

Thank you! Will let you know how it goes today!

[lougb1]

So they never had sex before marriage?
His wallet was too wadded to refuse?
Is the sex free otherwise how much extra are you paying for the "you're a sex god" package?

As I said YMMV defo in play and £50 the massage and sex for free....

 

[StevenSELondon]

Thank you! Will let you know how it goes today!

Please do!
Especially if you get one of the other girls!

[john69se]

Please do!
Especially if you get one of the other girls!

Seeing a new Spanish lady so will let you know.

[Rama7519]

Saw May/Mai in Sunrise Spa, Romford
30 mins traditional Thai massage £30 - baby wipes and no underwear also give good impressions haha
Massage itself wasn’t too bad, she mounted the table and used her arms and feet - got a few clicks out the old back - slap on the bum on flip which gave me all I needed. Offered HR £30 (negotiated it to £20 after flirting a bit with her). b2b was also offered for £40 but I opted for HR. More than happy for me to grab her breasts and pull them out her bra - Bolt on C cups, flat Tummy, petite Thai lady, most likely early 30s. Did try to press for anything further but was told not enough time and is only the “special” - whatever the fuck that means. Paid her £20 + £10 tip due to the good massage and extras.

[Boss_Grinz]

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Went to Wow 8 yesterday wanting to try this place for sometime, small place Third Av in E17, off Hoe Street.
Small massage room, heated table £50 for the hours splendid massage, clear signs keep underwear on during massage session, so I kept mine on, covered by a towel. No extra's and no hint of anything extra, I fully enjoyed the massage which I have to say has been a superb one in a long time. Didn't ask the girl her name, but she works from Thursday to Sunday that was enough for me to know.

[LLPunting]

Yoyo @ Well Health in Waterloo
Tall for a Chinese woman @ close on 5'6", over 40, size 10+, black bobbed hair, pleasant round faced lady from the provinces with a friendly attitude.  Leaned over from the head end at the start and pressed her leggings-clad mound onto my folded hands and head.  A couple of strokes of her legs and she took off her leggings, this girl is not one to muck about.  A few strokes of her pantied cleft and she was agreeing to more before I'd even confirmed 40 for b2b.  Chebs were unleashed and they are a very pretty pair of pillowy, plump and soft natural Ds with smallish, pale responsive nips.  She has a bit of a flabby gut but nothing too unsightly or scarred.  She's au naturel below with a long haired tuft and also doesn't shave her armpits.  Should've just straddled her tits and gone for a marathon tit-fuck.   She wasn't particularly energetic or skilled in her grinding and slides,  Her hand game was pretty unvaried and insistent on tugging me off with a lot of stamina.  No kissing, no offers or unrequested delivery of OW(O), no FS requested, limited external fingering and she's pretty paranoid about penetration so she will flick your hand away even if you're just teasing her labia.     My RO game must've been off as she didn't seem all that appreciative or inclined to fake it.
Compared to encounters with other veterans of this stable she was pretty underwhelming on the performance front.  Best for those who can entertain themselves with a nice pair of tits.  I won't be revisiting as 50 for the hour is expensive and unnecessary as other more convenient and cheaper places are available to me with better SPs.

She showered after so good hygiene.

[sparkus]

Yoyo @ Well Health in Waterloo
Tall for a Chinese woman @ close on 5'6", over 40, size 10+, black bobbed hair, pleasant round faced lady from the provinces with a friendly attitude.  Leaned over from the head end at the start and pressed her leggings-clad mound onto my folded hands and head.  A couple of strokes of her legs and she took off her leggings, this girl is not one to muck about.  A few strokes of her pantied cleft and she was agreeing to more before I'd even confirmed 40 for b2b.  Chebs were unleashed and they are a very pretty pair of pillowy, plump and soft natural Ds with smallish, pale responsive nips.  She has a bit of a flabby gut but nothing too unsightly or scarred.  She's au naturel below with a long haired tuft and also doesn't shave her armpits.  Should've just straddled her tits and gone for a marathon tit-fuck.   She wasn't particularly energetic or skilled in her grinding and slides,  Her hand game was pretty unvaried and insistent on tugging me off with a lot of stamina.  No kissing, no offers or unrequested delivery of OW(O), no FS requested, limited external fingering and she's pretty paranoid about penetration so she will flick your hand away even if you're just teasing her labia.     My RO game must've been off as she didn't seem all that appreciative or inclined to fake it.
Compared to encounters with other veterans of this stable she was pretty underwhelming on the performance front.  Best for those who can entertain themselves with a nice pair of tits.  I won't be revisiting as 50 for the hour is expensive and unnecessary as other more convenient and cheaper places are available to me with better SPs.

She showered after so good hygiene.

Glad you took for a spin and your physical description is as keen-eyed and lyrical as ever.

I'm guessing she may be a little worn out by a sudden upswing in bookings thanks to here

We need a Congestion Charge for Central London TCMs...

[sparkus]

Sat in the slow moving convoy known as Gants Hill roundabout earlier tonight, I spied that the TCM there (visited twice, no great shakes) is now boarded up and up for sale (like the infamous sauna round the back was).  Can't imagine it did a vast amount of business at 40 quid for 30 minutes and a steady stream of meh 40 somethings.  Memorable only to me for the 'granny with a rack' working reception.

[sparkus]

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Went to Wow 8 yesterday wanting to try this place for sometime, small place Third Av in E17, off Hoe Street.
Small massage room, heated table £50 for the hours splendid massage, clear signs keep underwear on during massage session, so I kept mine on, covered by a towel. No extra's and no hint of anything extra, I fully enjoyed the massage which I have to say has been a superb one in a long time. Didn't ask the girl her name, but she works from Thursday to Sunday that was enough for me to know.

I ventured in once and discerned that the wrinkled woman with a rectangular face would be the one doing the massage (it's too small to be anything other than a solo crew) but equally the whole place screamed legit anyway.

[LLPunting]

As I said YMMV defo in play and £50 the massage and sex for free....

 

Congrats on the result.

I'm still puzzled on the scenario, you went for a legit massage, then asked her for OW out of the blue?  She did or didn't agree to this, then one thing led to another and you ended up fucking for free?

[tony22]

Sat in the slow moving convoy known as Gants Hill roundabout earlier tonight, I spied that the TCM there (visited twice, no great shakes) is now boarded up and up for sale (like the infamous sauna round the back was).  Can't imagine it did a vast amount of business at 40 quid for 30 minutes and a steady stream of meh 40 somethings.  Memorable only to me for the 'granny with a rack' working reception.

Do you mean the Thai place? Were you following me? I was doing a drive from Ilford up to Tottenham yesterday late afternoon and it was all closed and lights off - or do you mean the Chinese place round the corner? The Thai place is/was owned by the Me&You Spa people in Brentwood I believe.

[sparkus]

Do you mean the Thai place? Were you following me? I was doing a drive from Ilford up to Tottenham yesterday late afternoon and it was all closed and lights off - or do you mean the Chinese place round the corner? The Thai place is/was owned by the Me&You Spa people in Brentwood I believe.

TCM means Chinese place. It's (or was) a bigger shop frontage.