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Offline Gnitnupku1

Linda @ San Ling Swiss Cottage:
Not adding anything to the sum of human knowledge here, but after months of trying to find a substitute for San Ling/Organic Remedies on Baker St I gave up and went to SLSW in the hope that it had not lost its mojo.
Should not have worried.
Greeted by Linda (formerly of SLBS) who recognised me and the two years since a visit.
£30 for 30 mins.
Downstairs into the Soviet shower facility before taking a nice clean room.
Linda seemed to be able to carry on a good chat with the girls outside whilst the massage took place. Ten mins of reasonable massage, and allowing leg/crotch fondling from my near side arm.
Whisper asking what I wanted. Asked what was on offer and got the ‘everything! You know that!’
Didn’t negotiate but struck at £80 for no holds barred FS. DFK, deep throat, RO, she is very petite with small tits and tight arse.
Then I fucked her across the table. Really tight snatch. Lovely. Wet as hell.
Dumped and left. Works all days but Th and Sat.
So nothing new here but sometimes no need is good news.
Bonzer.

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Linda @ San Ling Swiss Cottage:
Not adding anything to the sum of human knowledge here, but after months of trying to find a substitute for San Ling/Organic Remedies on Baker St I gave up and went to SLSW in the hope that it had not lost its mojo.
Should not have worried.
Greeted by Linda (formerly of SLBS) who recognised me and the two years since a visit.
£30 for 30 mins.
Downstairs into the Soviet shower facility before taking a nice clean room.
Linda seemed to be able to carry on a good chat with the girls outside whilst the massage took place. Ten mins of reasonable massage, and allowing leg/crotch fondling from my near side arm.
Whisper asking what I wanted. Asked what was on offer and got the ‘everything! You know that!’
Didn’t negotiate but struck at £80 for no holds barred FS. DFK, deep throat, RO, she is very petite with small tits and tight arse.
Then I fucked her across the table. Really tight snatch. Lovely. Wet as hell.
Dumped and left. Works all days but Th and Sat.
So nothing new here but sometimes no need is good news.
Bonzer.

And who provided the rubber

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How is Mimi now, still chubby or back to her old self.



Yep still Chubby! it may seem as though she has lost her mojo but still worth a visit if your a regular client.

Offline Rupert

You seen her recently. Been 2 years for me.. we had so much fun at one time.
Maybe I should try again as I can’t seem to find anyone worth it these days

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Perhaps this picture explains the lack of young available talent for shops:

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And who provided the rubber

The johnnies were on the house. Durex. Pink wrapper. Applied by mouth. 

Offline Global_Punter

You seen her recently. Been 2 years for me.. we had so much fun at one time.
Maybe I should try again as I can’t seem to find anyone worth it these days



@Rupert it was very recent, same as yourself I plunged with her as intel on new talent was drying up. At least I knew what to except from the session!


Offline Rupert

Might have to visit her again. Hopefully she is still offering similar service as before and still raunchy

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Perhaps this picture explains the lack of young available talent for shops:

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Give 'em a few years to muster out and then BING-GOHHHHH! Probably do a mean job of choke play and can be trained to field strip you in the dark.

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Pics has a touch of Sue Pollard about her but new entrants to the profession welcome nonetheless: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=327340.0

Offline Spartan20

These shops have at least 1 European Girl

Natural Wellness. Peter Street Soho

White Lily Spa. Rupert Street Soho

Elements .Rupert Street Soho

All three likely to demand big tips.
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HG Health, 807 Commercial Road E14  has an EE Wednesday and Thursday

I've passed HG Health a few times but the hard to see through window and dodgy area have put me off. Not keen to park around there lol. Care to give some discreet details of the ee there please? Fit and decent extras and price or not really worth it?
Thanks in advance  :thumbsup:

Offline workingtone

I've passed HG Health a few times but the hard to see through window and dodgy area have put me off. Not keen to park around there lol. Care to give some discreet details of the ee there please? Fit and decent extras and price or not really worth it?
Thanks in advance  :thumbsup:

Visited once, not really worth it.

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Their tits are all exactly the same size  :wackogirl:
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Offline StevenSELondon

At risk of being told to stop being lazy(!), and to trawl back through this thread, I am hoping to add to my to-do list.
As you may know, I prefer non-oriental girls, so any little prompts would be appreciated. Interested in shops only, not indies.

Done

China Health - Bromley
Elements - Baker St
Elements - Earl's Court
Elite Spa - Finchley Rd & Frognal
Qi Health - Angel
Healthy Glow - Earl's Court
Thai Touch - Paddington
Natural Balance - Paddington



To Do

Organic Health - Baker St
Golden Finger - Kilburn

Appreciate any help adding to my to do list!


Golden Finger now ticked off the list. Wasn't a great experience,  willing it give it another go with a different girl though.

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Offline Love2come

Their tits are all exactly the same size  :wackogirl:
Strapped I assume, but good spot

Offline stampjones

May Organic Health Spa
Old Street
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Door was open unusually so I walked in. May was at reception. 30/40 slim chinese girl with a trendy short hair cut. 30 for 30.

Into a decent clean modern room with shower. I stripped as she watched. When I was face down she asked if I wanted relaxing. Said yes. She took this a a sign to go straight to cc swipes. Nice enough experience though definitely wasnt a massage. Pretty quickly got to some balls massage and popped the question. She asked for 50 b2b and after extended negotiation agreed to 40.

Got out of her clothes so fast I assumed she was still dressed til I felt her A cup tits on my back. Wasnt really b2b but I had full access including a stubbly snatch. I sucked her tits and she brought me off to a reasonable finish. Cleaned up and left without trying the shower. Would I return? Maybe.

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May Organic Health Spa
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Door was open unusually so I walked in. May was at reception. 30/40 slim chinese girl with a trendy short hair cut. 30 for 30.

Into a decent clean modern room with shower. I stripped as she watched. When I was face down she asked if I wanted relaxing. Said yes. She took this a a sign to go straight to cc swipes. Nice enough experience though definitely wasnt a massage. Pretty quickly got to some balls massage and popped the question. She asked for 50 b2b and after extended negotiation agreed to 40.

Got out of her clothes so fast I assumed she was still dressed til I felt her A cup tits on my back. Wasnt really b2b but I had full access including a stubbly snatch. I sucked her tits and she brought me off to a reasonable finish. Cleaned up and left without trying the shower. Would I return? Maybe.

Sounds like a 30 minute rushed rub and tug for £30 + £40 ? Would the £40 extra  be the same for the lesz rush £50 hour?

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Sounds like a 30 minute rushed rub and tug for £30 + £40 ? Would the £40 extra  be the same for the lesz rush £50 hour?

 :hi:
Dont know about the extra 10. Maybe. Not especially motivated to find out lol
Actually it didnt feel rushed and I was in there for the full 30 minutes.

Offline BernieShower

anyone tried this Perfect London Massage?
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I contacted the number on the website thru whatsapp, and the guy (I presume) kept sending me some mind tingling photos of the therapists. They look professional there, but the photos of them were a bit "open minded"

I booked one but she cancelled it , so I just wanna double check it here if it worths for reattempt

Saw Krisztina for a Lomilomi massage. It was an incredible experience, and really quite sensual (no towel when on my back, long strocks that go all the way up the leg and under, my feet resting on her perfect chest while she was massaging them). When I turned she placed the small towel on and asked if I had any question. I didn't say anything because I wasn't sure what she meant and was afraid to kill the mood. I had a full hard on during the whole massage and she had to replace the towel at some point. She has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen (picture is accurate) and was always fully invested in the moment. A five star experience but I dont know if she would do extras, but even without it was a very fulfilling experience. 65£ the hour at my place, but she was actually in for at least 90 minutes.
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Saw Krisztina for a Lomilomi massage. It was an incredible experience, and really quite sensual (no towel when on my back, long strocks that go all the way up the leg and under, my feet resting on her perfect chest while she was massaging them). When I turned she placed the small towel on and asked if I had any question. I didn't say anything because I wasn't sure what she meant and was afraid to kill the mood. I had a full hard on during the whole massage and she had to replace the towel at some point. She has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen (picture is accurate) and was always fully invested in the moment. A five star experience but I dont know if she would do extras, but even without it was a very fulfilling experience. 65£ the hour at my place, but she was actually in for at least 90 minutes.

Hi krisztina  :thumbsup:

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May Organic Health Spa
Old Street
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Door was open unusually so I walked in. May was at reception. 30/40 slim chinese girl with a trendy short hair cut. 30 for 30.

Into a decent clean modern room with shower. I stripped as she watched. When I was face down she asked if I wanted relaxing. Said yes. She took this a a sign to go straight to cc swipes. Nice enough experience though definitely wasnt a massage. Pretty quickly got to some balls massage and popped the question. She asked for 50 b2b and after extended negotiation agreed to 40.

Got out of her clothes so fast I assumed she was still dressed til I felt her A cup tits on my back. Wasnt really b2b but I had full access including a stubbly snatch. I sucked her tits and she brought me off to a reasonable finish. Cleaned up and left without trying the shower. Would I return? Maybe.

How was her body? Saggy or toned ?

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How was her body? Saggy or toned ?
Definitely wasnt saggy but wasnt toned either

Offline BernieShower

Hi krisztina  :thumbsup:
If you insinuate I am Krisztina, you couldn’t be more wrong, but I could also not care less. I’m new here so I understand the suspicion, I would probably think the same in your position. I could review a couple of other massage places in London but I’m afraid they all belong in the « When a massage is just a massage » thread. Actually this one might also belong there… but I thought that because the massage is of a more sensual type, it might deserve a spot in this thread.

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If you insinuate I am Krisztina, you couldn’t be more wrong, but I could also not care less. I’m new here so I understand the suspicion, I would probably think the same in your position. I could review a couple of other massage places in London but I’m afraid they all belong in the « When a massage is just a massage » thread. Actually this one might also belong there… but I thought that because the massage is of a more sensual type, it might deserve a spot in this thread.

This is a b2b thread, she didn't deliver that service so it shouldn't be here. 
She's clearly listed on a branded operation site NOT as a genuine independent, so enquirer posted on wrong thread.
If you didn't even confirm what extras are or aren't available then at best you can only attest to a "massage only" experience as a clearly marked review or in the "massage only" thread. 

Given you're on this site and you seem to be experienced, why didn't you confirm extras?

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This is a b2b thread, she didn't deliver that service so it shouldn't be here. 
She's clearly listed on a branded operation site NOT as a genuine independent, so enquirer posted on wrong thread.
If you didn't even confirm what extras are or aren't available then at best you can only attest to a "massage only" experience as a clearly marked review or in the "massage only" thread. 

Given you're on this site and you seem to be experienced, why didn't you confirm extras?

Because I am not experienced and didn’t want to kill the mood? And sorry for posting on the wrong thread, happy to have it moved. I only posted here because this website was mentioned here a couple of times before.
Edit: I had actually completely missed the B2B part of the title. If a mod could move the message to the appropriate thread, I would appreciate it.
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Swung thru Crystal Palace recently and dropped in at Qi Clinic to see who was on duty, 45+ petite, mumsy-bod, friendly matron with passable English was there in the obligatory facemask, introduced herself as Tina, I couldn't recall if a Tina had been mentioned here, so decided to punt 30 mins for 30.
Barely started the massage before I heard her remove her tights and then she was leaning over my head, pressing her covered pudenda into my crown and rubbing her very soft-skinned legs against my hands, she had lovely soft hands which she used sensually.  Minutes later she was asking what I wanted, She was naked in a flash and wasn't even back at the table before she tried upselling b2b @ 40 to FS for 60, vigorously thrusting her hips at me and saying "fuck, fuck!"  :wackogirl:
Pale, alabaster skin, A cup on one side with a pale, tiny nipple and it looked like she may've had a mastectomy on the other which she masked with her hair.  She quickly worked me to rigid attention, still spouting her Tourette's-like exhortations to "fuck fuck", I dipped a couple of fingers into her as she stood next to me and she was wet but I also felt a small, rough spot around her small puss which nixxed any further dabblings or RO.   :scare:
I lay back and let her continue her handling but then she got up on the table and tried to mount me bareback, I backed off sharpish and told her b2b only but she repeated her "fuck fuck" chant.  Told her no and made for the refuge of the shower cubicle.  Left her 30 for the incomplete wank and exited 25 mins after entry.

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Sofia @ China Health, Bromley
Works Thurs.
Blonde, slender, 5'4", natural Bs.  Claims to be Italian but her accent is more immigrant from across the Adriatic.  Ordinary face, slightly bug-eyed and toothy but otherwise cheerful and good natured.
Massage skills quite good with some blatant, teasing touches to indicate offers would be welcome.  English was good conversational and she was a little flirty. 
Wanted 60 for b2b but I declined given the going rate with the rest of the crew is 40.  To her credit she finished the massage but she did gripe a bit about not getting anything from the massage.  I might've been tempted if she'd renegotiated but I got the vibe that she was promising more than she'd deliver with either access or gusto.

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Because I am not experienced and didn’t want to kill the mood? And sorry for posting on the wrong thread, happy to have it moved. I only posted here because this website was mentioned here a couple of times before.
Edit: I had actually completely missed the B2B part of the title. If a mod could move the message to the appropriate thread, I would appreciate it.

Water under...

Next time you're sporting a rager in front of a pretty masseuse, apologise for the embarrassing reaction and see how she reacts.  That's your possible way in to a flirty exchange that might get something from her or at least confirm that she's strictly legit.

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Because I am not experienced and didn’t want to kill the mood? And sorry for posting on the wrong thread, happy to have it moved. I only posted here because this website was mentioned here a couple of times before.
Edit: I had actually completely missed the B2B part of the title. If a mod could move the message to the appropriate thread, I would appreciate it.

The best solution here, if you aren't Kristina (I also have my doubts)....and if the massage was so good....and if the girl's eyes are so lovely (!)........is to book her again, ask for extras and report back here and share your experience.

If she paused at the vital flagpole reveal moment and asked you if you were ok, I suspect she was waiting for you to ask for extra services.

You've attracted the attention of fellow cynical members here because you've posted a very fluffy summary in which nothing really happened.


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The best solution here, if you aren't Kristina (I also have my doubts)....and if the massage was so good....and if the girl's eyes are so lovely (!)........is to book her again, ask for extras and report back here and share your experience.

If she paused at the vital flagpole reveal moment and asked you if you were ok, I suspect she was waiting for you to ask for extra services.

You've attracted the attention of fellow cynical members here because you've posted a very fluffy summary in which nothing really happened.

Which is basically what I was trying to say  :D

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This is a Chinese collective of 3 girls or rather milfs all just over 40 yrs old in quite a large modern flat just off Warren str.   They seem to operate as a band of sisters; cross one of them and you'll get worse than a swarm of hornets coming down on you!   In the Chinese way, incredibly business-like and efficient; impersonal and brusque to the point of rudeness.  From now on, tho, it all gets goo-ood.

I answered their AW ad about a month ago and negotiated 45 mins for £60 over the phone.   On arrival, a quick shower.  (Weird controls but works ok.)  I made clear at the start that i wasn't really interested in a back rub, wanted to get straight to the essentials.  She laughed and said ok.  Then followed the best continuous edging for the whole 45mins I've ever had.  More than that, she expertly brought my balls to the same degree of arousal as the bellend.  At the same time with a 4-pronged plastic thingy massaging around the anus/perineum.  Just amazing sensations.

I rebooked for the same again a week later.  On arrival, a different woman, was immediately bustled into the shower from where I saw the previous punter departing.   Then, told I couldn't have 45mins, would have to be 30mins for £50.  Ok.  Not quite as  sensational as my first time but very satisfying nevertheless.  She laughed as she finished me off exactly on time to the very second.  Showered, dressed and ready to leave, I literally bumped into the next guy waiting just outside the room.  Discretion?  Forget it!

A few days ago, my third visit.  At five mins notice, I text-asked for 15 mins at £30.  An immediate 'thumbs-up' emoji.  On arrival I met all three of them at the door  who greeted me like an old friend and assigned me to the third girl.  She looked younger  (but wasn't)  and prettier than the other two.   Have to say, tho, that the jerk-off was exactly that; almost painful in her haste to get me done.  No real fun this time but never mind.    The other two came back to  say goodbye with smiles and jokes.

Summing up, obviously the 45min was the best VFM and allowed for the most effective service.  If you can get through the initial reserve of Chinese culture on a first meeting, I've found them to be very hospitable and friendly.  Like everyone, they do appreciate complete upfrontness right from the start.  That said, at busy periods like early evenings, its like a conveyor belt on steroids.   NO xtras at all; don't even try.   If you can accept  all this, and the milf'y vibe floats your boat, then you're in for a treat.


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The woman on AW also advertises on Gtree and is apparently a veteran of the massage shops.

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Presume this is External Link/Members Only

Yes.  I had put precisely that link in; don't know why the search thing came up.

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Yes.  I had put precisely that link in; don't know why the search thing came up.

It's also in the wrong thread.

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I also paid a couple of visits here (review was in independent massage - but can’t now find it). All went well until I arrived one evening to find I’d been double booked. Not happy. Was offered a free HE as “compensation” on my next visit; then I appear to have been blocked as none of my texts are answered.

Someone else on here mentioned that comms seem to be handled by someone other than the 3 girls, as texts are in good English, whereas the 3 girls knowledge of English is somewhat limited. That would seem to explain the double booking.

Good experience originally, but if you can’t get hold of Sisi, what’s the point?

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Connie at Qi Clinic, Crystal Palace.
Another 40-something, Chinese mumsy.  Face is weathered and least attractive of her Tina and Coco.  Carrying a few rolls around the middle, soft pale skin, Bs in the boulder-holder.  Speaks ok English and apparently is the call/sms taker for this shop and another they have in Tooting.  Massage ok, soft hands, flirty and on the sell fairly early on.  Accepted 40 for b2b but only really did nude HR as was reluctant to mount the table and restricted access below, later on tried to upsell for slides.  Hand game meh.  Shorted on time.  At least she showered after.   :dash:

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Visited Bamboo Health between King's Cross and Euston last week.
Great visit, and can definitely see Evelyn becoming a regular stop off for me.

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Nikki the spinner MILF is back this week @ Skyline, looking tight and tanned as ever. She was a great consolation after this morning's mehness.  A warm, appreciative, upwelling puss to drown my sorrows.  Only a few shekels more than the rotten Apple and twice the time. Sure, no penetration or snogging too but loved playing with her responsive, taut, natural bod while she's trying not to disturb the neighbours.

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Anyone been to Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood recently? Seen they’ve been advertising a few English girls on their Gumtree. Annabelle, Sophia and Katie. Would hugely appreciate any intel if someone has visited.
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Anyone been to Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood recently? Seen they’ve been advertising a few English girls on their Gumtree. Annabelle, Sophia and Katie. Would hugely appreciate any intel if someone has visited.

Yes.

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Anyone been to Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood recently? Seen they’ve been advertising a few English girls on their Gumtree. Annabelle, Sophia and Katie. Would hugely appreciate any intel if someone has visited.

LOL this will be funny  :lol:

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How appreciative exactly?
I have a PayPal account you could credit with the next 40+ reported punts since your previous demonstration of largesse.

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Emma @ Bamboo Spa, Bromley near the Glades.

Chubby blonde “Italian” (I have my suspicions). Nice girl but talked incessantly throughout. I didn’t look her up on here first but just did and see someone else also found her too talkative.

£30 for half hour, prices for extras were £40 hr, £60 topless, £80 nude, £100 b2b. I got her down to £50 for topless. Didn’t seem like she’d go much lower without quite a bit of hassle.

Tits are ok size but she has an unusual shape body. Bit thick around the middle and her arse didn’t look anything special in her jeans, so wasn’t bothered about not seeing the full package.

Massage was not much to write home about either.

An ok experience if you’re in the area with limited other options.

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A Chinese shop on Landor Rd by Clapham North tube is claiming it will open its doors on Jan 1 (!) but is already trading via a Gumtree advert (has  been for a couple of months)
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Has anyone succeeded in taking one of their girls for a spin?     :unknown:

Comms by text has been erratic the couple of times I've tried, as the various call-takers don't seem to be that conversant in English and reluctant to use a translator app.  I turned up at the address a little while after they confirmed "nana" was working but no one answered the phone or txts to let me in.

30 for 30 or 50 for 60 quoted, will see if mentioning cheaper competition will get a little knocked off.
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That may be true but a lot of guys who go for FBSM go for two aspects of the experience, at least when delivered well, that those hot Roms (and enjoy those too) won't give you.

(1) A very good massage. Most FS girls couldn't massage their way out of a paper bag. For some of us this is important.
(2) The will-she-won't-she element that is there in many massage encounters. It is the thrill of the chase that also attracts many FBSM enthusiasts.

Spit on.mate I love the will you won't you element of Thai and Chinese massage places. I have back issues so getting a decentnaszage plus a tug is great. If you get full sex it's normally possible in some cases if you become a regular.

Everton

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A Chinese shop on Landor Rd by Clapham North tube is claiming it will open its doors on Jan 1 (!) but is already trading via a Gumtree advert (has  been for a couple of months)
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Has anyone succeeded in taking one of their girls for a spin?     :unknown:

I've been in (walk-in basis) but not as far as a table, as I wasn't smitten by either lady.  Those being your classic double act: an aging MINLF and a younger, slimmer thing who I also decided I'd prefer not to engage in any sort of coitus extrus.  She wasn't unattractive, just plain.  Neither were wearing anything approaching massage garb and the 20-something had a short-ish dress, so it seems reasonably guaranteed that naughtiness will be forthcoming.  Shop is called Qingqing; seemed reasonably nice with a big main therapy room, although I only peeked in before retreating to the safety of one of the 74 branches of Sainsbury nearby.

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... an aging MINLF...

🤣 Trudat!

Can't beat a good bogof but can't beat off to one neither.
Any sexy assistants in the local branch?

Offline StevenSELondon

Cracking little visit to a stunner at Elite Spa, Finchley Road.
Gabriella, will definitely be returning.

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